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13 Dec 2012 02:26 PM   |   17234 clicks   |   WTAE
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Hector Remarkable     
If you think sandwiches are delicious, start picnicking.

13 Dec 2012 02:29 PM
Macular Degenerate     
Good thing I'm broke, so they're not going to be stealing anything from me.

13 Dec 2012 02:30 PM
Kuroshin     
If you think gherkins are too expensive, start pickling.

13 Dec 2012 02:30 PM
HMS_Blinkin     
Since the warning comes from McAfee, I'm going to take it with a grain of salt.

13 Dec 2012 02:31 PM
iheartscotch     
McAfee? Wasn't he on trial for murdering a Guatemalan prostitute?

/ in his defense; what else was he supposed to do with a Guatemalan prostitute?

13 Dec 2012 02:31 PM
Koggie    [TotalFark]  
If you think waffles are, well, not so good, start pancaking?

13 Dec 2012 02:32 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
If you can stand perfectly still for hours, start mannequing.

13 Dec 2012 02:33 PM
toraque    [TotalFark]  
If you think coffee is invigorating, start percolating.

13 Dec 2012 02:33 PM
Cheesus     
If you miss Pop Tarts Pastry Swirls, start pant licking.

13 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
starlost     
waffles and ice cream.

13 Dec 2012 02:35 PM
walkerhound    [TotalFark]  
If you think nursery rhymes aren't just for kids, start pat-a-caking.

13 Dec 2012 02:35 PM
Counter_Intelligent     
If you think your head hurts now, start trepanning.

13 Dec 2012 02:36 PM
almandot     
if you think the giggles are fun, start tickling

13 Dec 2012 02:37 PM
The Third Man     
If you have a craving for Native American fry bread, start bannocking.

13 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
styckx     
Security firm McAfee

Stopped reading right there

13 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
LowbrowDeluxe     

Hector Remarkable: If you think sandwiches are delicious, start picnicking.


Kuroshin: If you think gherkins are too expensive, start pickling.


Koggie: If you think waffles are, well, not so good, start pancaking?


toraque: If you think coffee is invigorating, start percolating.


Cheesus: If you miss Pop Tarts Pastry Swirls, start pant licking.


walkerhound: If you think nursery rhymes aren't just for kids, start pat-a-caking.


Counter_Intelligent: If you think your head hurts now, start trepanning.


This is why I love Fark.

13 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
swahnhennessy     
If you think fresh memes are too new for you - start planking.

13 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
halfof33     
If you think that biatch is gonna get the last Ho-Ho, start ass-kicking.

13 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
BeerGraduate     
If you like beatboxing, start pitter-pattering.

13 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
durbnpoisn     
I'm sort of curious...

If someone manages to get into your bank account from a remote computer using the spiffy online system... Where to and how do they transfer money OUT of the bank? Short of making an online payment or something, I don't see how that can be. And since that's easily traceable, I really don't understand what these dudes are trying to do.

//Pardon my ignorance.

13 Dec 2012 02:39 PM
Quick Fixer     
That stock photo looks like the book cover for "Fifty Shades of ThinkPad."

13 Dec 2012 02:39 PM
tricycleracer     

HMS_Blinkin: Since the warning comes from McAfee, I'm going to take it with a grain of bath salt.


That's more like it.

13 Dec 2012 02:39 PM
Mr. Shabooboo     
If you think your too hairy, try manscaping

13 Dec 2012 02:39 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  
If you think you're drunk now, start Jäger drinking.

13 Dec 2012 02:40 PM
H31N0US     
If you think sobriety is boring, start drinking.

13 Dec 2012 02:40 PM
trappedspirit     
If you can drink a bottle of maple syrup, start shenanigans

13 Dec 2012 02:40 PM
durbnpoisn     
If you like sitting on roof ledges - start gargoyling.

13 Dec 2012 02:41 PM
toraque    [TotalFark]  
If you feel the urge to stare at the audience and muse 'Or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them. To die, to sleep-- No more--and by a sleep to say we end the heartache, and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub, for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause. There's the respect that makes calamity of so long life,' start soliloquizing.

13 Dec 2012 02:41 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
if u like heroin, try methamphetamine

13 Dec 2012 02:41 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club     

LowbrowDeluxe: Hector Remarkable: If you think sandwiches are delicious, start picnicking.

Kuroshin: If you think gherkins are too expensive, start pickling.

Koggie: If you think waffles are, well, not so good, start pancaking?

toraque: If you think coffee is invigorating, start percolating.

Cheesus: If you miss Pop Tarts Pastry Swirls, start pant licking.

walkerhound: If you think nursery rhymes aren't just for kids, start pat-a-caking.

Counter_Intelligent: If you think your head hurts now, start trepanning.

This is why I love Fark.


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13 Dec 2012 02:42 PM
WillyChase     
If you need a new couch, go to sofa king

13 Dec 2012 02:42 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  
If you are a dirty whore, start anal bleaching.

13 Dec 2012 02:42 PM
Sgygus    [TotalFark]  
If you think this is going to stop anytime soon, start packing.

13 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
trappedspirit     
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13 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
Vidwiz     
That's why I only have money in a Credit Union

13 Dec 2012 02:44 PM
electronsexparty     
If you hate sand and think it gets everywhere, start Anakining.

13 Dec 2012 02:44 PM
2 Hookers and an 8 Ball     
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13 Dec 2012 02:45 PM
halfof33     

starlost: waffles and ice cream.


If you think things are going well, start C-C-C-COMBO-breaking.

13 Dec 2012 02:46 PM
rumpelstiltskin    [TotalFark]  

durbnpoisn: I'm sort of curious...

If someone manages to get into your bank account from a remote computer using the spiffy online system... Where to and how do they transfer money OUT of the bank? Short of making an online payment or something, I don't see how that can be. And since that's easily traceable, I really don't understand what these dudes are trying to do.

//Pardon my ignorance.


Not being a criminal myself, I don't know exactly what they would do. But I'm guessing the game would be to withdraw the money right away from the receiving accounts, before anyone knows their money is missing. Then, all you would need to do is have phony people tied to the accounts, and tracing would be a whole lot harder. Or, you could just get chumps to set up the receiving accounts, and leave them hanging.

13 Dec 2012 02:48 PM
Shaggy0717     
if your heart stops, start transplanting

13 Dec 2012 02:49 PM
justneal     
if you think mariah careys music good, start masturbating?

13 Dec 2012 02:50 PM
probesport     
If you like eating food from a bunch of different people, start pot lucking!

13 Dec 2012 02:53 PM
Deep Contact     
BOA just trying to get their fine paid.

13 Dec 2012 02:53 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
if u like Chinese Food, try Uncle Wen's

13 Dec 2012 02:54 PM
Kuroshin     
If you like tacky tchotchkes, start brik-a-bracking.

13 Dec 2012 02:56 PM
Mr Guy     

durbnpoisn: I'm sort of curious...

If someone manages to get into your bank account from a remote computer using the spiffy online system... Where to and how do they transfer money OUT of the bank? Short of making an online payment or something, I don't see how that can be. And since that's easily traceable, I really don't understand what these dudes are trying to do.

//Pardon my ignorance.


They don't need to get entirely out of banks. They need to get it into banks that don't cooperate with US jurisdiction, and have employees open to bribes. That's a huge portion of the world.

13 Dec 2012 02:56 PM
theoneontheleft     
If you think the big problems are solved, start nitpicking.

13 Dec 2012 02:57 PM
Sock Ruh Tease     
If you want to open a fried food restaurant for monarchs, start Pan O' King.

13 Dec 2012 03:00 PM
Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
If you failed English, start spell checking.

13 Dec 2012 03:02 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  
If you think she might be dead, start alibi-ing.

13 Dec 2012 03:03 PM
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