If you think sandwiches are delicious, start picnicking.

Good thing I'm broke, so they're not going to be stealing anything from me.

If you think gherkins are too expensive, start pickling.

Since the warning comes from McAfee, I'm going to take it with a grain of salt.

McAfee? Wasn't he on trial for murdering a Guatemalan prostitute?

/ in his defense; what else was he supposed to do with a Guatemalan prostitute?

If you think waffles are, well, not so good, start pancaking?

If you can stand perfectly still for hours, start mannequing.

If you think coffee is invigorating, start percolating.

If you miss Pop Tarts Pastry Swirls, start pant licking.

waffles and ice cream.

If you think nursery rhymes aren't just for kids, start pat-a-caking.

If you think your head hurts now, start trepanning.

if you think the giggles are fun, start tickling

If you have a craving for Native American fry bread, start bannocking.

Security firm McAfee

Stopped reading right there

Hector Remarkable: If you think sandwiches are delicious, start picnicking.

Kuroshin: If you think gherkins are too expensive, start pickling.

Koggie: If you think waffles are, well, not so good, start pancaking?

toraque: If you think coffee is invigorating, start percolating.

Cheesus: If you miss Pop Tarts Pastry Swirls, start pant licking.

walkerhound: If you think nursery rhymes aren't just for kids, start pat-a-caking.

Counter_Intelligent: If you think your head hurts now, start trepanning.

This is why I love Fark.

If you think fresh memes are too new for you - start planking.

If you think that biatch is gonna get the last Ho-Ho, start ass-kicking.

If you like beatboxing, start pitter-pattering.

I'm sort of curious...

If someone manages to get into your bank account from a remote computer using the spiffy online system... Where to and how do they transfer money OUT of the bank? Short of making an online payment or something, I don't see how that can be. And since that's easily traceable, I really don't understand what these dudes are trying to do.

//Pardon my ignorance.

That stock photo looks like the book cover for "Fifty Shades of ThinkPad."

HMS_Blinkin: Since the warning comes from McAfee, I'm going to take it with a grain of bath salt.

That's more like it.

If you think your too hairy, try manscaping

If you think you're drunk now, start Jäger drinking.

If you think sobriety is boring, start drinking.

If you can drink a bottle of maple syrup, start shenanigans

If you like sitting on roof ledges - start gargoyling.

If you feel the urge to stare at the audience and muse 'Or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them. To die, to sleep-- No more--and by a sleep to say we end the heartache, and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub, for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause. There's the respect that makes calamity of so long life,' start soliloquizing.

if u like heroin, try methamphetamine

LowbrowDeluxe: Hector Remarkable: If you think sandwiches are delicious, start picnicking.

Kuroshin: If you think gherkins are too expensive, start pickling.

Koggie: If you think waffles are, well, not so good, start pancaking?

toraque: If you think coffee is invigorating, start percolating.

Cheesus: If you miss Pop Tarts Pastry Swirls, start pant licking.

walkerhound: If you think nursery rhymes aren't just for kids, start pat-a-caking.

Counter_Intelligent: If you think your head hurts now, start trepanning.

This is why I love Fark.


What's wrong with "mannequing?"

If you need a new couch, go to sofa king

If you are a dirty whore, start anal bleaching.

If you think this is going to stop anytime soon, start packing.

That's why I only have money in a Credit Union

If you hate sand and think it gets everywhere, start Anakining.

If you think this is the last twinkie, start ...

starlost: waffles and ice cream.

If you think things are going well, start C-C-C-COMBO-breaking.

durbnpoisn: I'm sort of curious...

If someone manages to get into your bank account from a remote computer using the spiffy online system... Where to and how do they transfer money OUT of the bank? Short of making an online payment or something, I don't see how that can be. And since that's easily traceable, I really don't understand what these dudes are trying to do.

//Pardon my ignorance.

Not being a criminal myself, I don't know exactly what they would do. But I'm guessing the game would be to withdraw the money right away from the receiving accounts, before anyone knows their money is missing. Then, all you would need to do is have phony people tied to the accounts, and tracing would be a whole lot harder. Or, you could just get chumps to set up the receiving accounts, and leave them hanging.

if your heart stops, start transplanting

if you think mariah careys music good, start masturbating?

If you like eating food from a bunch of different people, start pot lucking!

BOA just trying to get their fine paid.

if u like Chinese Food, try Uncle Wen's

If you like tacky tchotchkes, start brik-a-bracking.

durbnpoisn: I'm sort of curious...

If someone manages to get into your bank account from a remote computer using the spiffy online system... Where to and how do they transfer money OUT of the bank? Short of making an online payment or something, I don't see how that can be. And since that's easily traceable, I really don't understand what these dudes are trying to do.

//Pardon my ignorance.

They don't need to get entirely out of banks. They need to get it into banks that don't cooperate with US jurisdiction, and have employees open to bribes. That's a huge portion of the world.

If you think the big problems are solved, start nitpicking.

If you want to open a fried food restaurant for monarchs, start Pan O' King.

If you failed English, start spell checking.

If you think she might be dead, start alibi-ing.