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  • Yes, I'm chuckling. Sorry. I know this topic is a gray area.

  • Jerry Brown was, is, and will always be a badass.

  • Jerry Brown has been the best governor CA has had since probably Jerry Brown 30 some years ago.

  • Any man who could tap Linda Ronstadt in her prime is alright by me

  • I didn't know he was republican subby.

  • Evil Mackerel: I didn't know he was a butthurt republican subby.


    FTFY

  • Brown is a goddamn loony..
    a true product of california
    I hope whatever he has huuuurts

  • Very funny head line. I laughed. You're an a**.

  • badLogic: Evil Mackerel: I didn't know he subby was a butthurt republican subby.

    FTFY


    FTFM =/

  • I am glad subby thinks prostate cancer is funny.

    What do they say about karma......

  • natas6.0: Brown is a goddamn loony..
    a true product of california
    I hope whatever he has huuuurts


    I don't like Brown, but I would not wish cancer upon him.
    Besides, it's the people of California that elected him. If you want to wish any ill will, it should be towards them.

  • Corvus: Jerry Brown has been the best governor CA has had since probably Jerry Brown 30 some years ago.


    2/10

    /Jerry Brown still is a trainwreck

  • Move his head aside to get at his prostate? I thought the Teachers Union had come to a sudden halt and his head had gone clear up their butt.

  • Yeah 'cause the Governator was so much better, right subby?

  • Who could ever have a prob with Gov Moonbeam? He's pure, non-harmful, comedic gold. The other states get to make fun of us, while we sit here all smug and stuff, enjoying nearly perfect weather and a year round growing season.

    /suck it, lesser states
    //which would be all of them that aren't California

  • Did anyone happen to read the article about public employee salaries earlier today? Or have you watched any news out of Greece lately? I miss California, but I won't move back until the state of Southern California (South of LA County) breaks away from the Peoples Republic of California.

  • Corvus: Jerry Brown has been the best governor CA has had since probably Jerry Brown 30 some years ago.


    Nice joke. Worst everything in CA.

  • This headline is funny regardless of your political affiliation. If it isn't you are taking life too seriously.

  • h4b1t: Did anyone happen to read the article about public employee salaries earlier today? Or have you watched any news out of Greece lately? I miss California, but I won't move back until the state of Southern California (South of LA County) breaks away from the Peoples Republic of California.


    They can take LA with them. Maybe we can sell everything south of Santa Barbara back to Mexico.

  • h4b1t: Did anyone happen to read the article about public employee salaries earlier today? Or have you watched any news out of Greece lately? I miss California, but I won't move back until the state of Southern California (South of LA County) breaks away from the Peoples Republic of California.


    In the Bay Area we are cool with the split starting at Kern County, and you guys can take your Raiders back too!

  • California should tax all foreigners living abroad.

  • h4b1t: Did anyone happen to read the article about public employee salaries earlier today? Or have you watched any news out of Greece lately? I miss California, but I won't move back until the state of Southern California (South of LA County) breaks away from the Peoples Republic of California.


    I work for the state and get 2% at age 55. Many cities and counties here in CA are at 2.5% or higher for retirement.
    They have really shot themselves in the foot, and I hate it when the media try to group the state and local government pensions all in one.
    Yes, many pay into PERS, but I am sure not getting a super sweet pension deal.

  • Real Women Drink Akvavit: Who could ever have a prob with Gov Moonbeam? He's pure, non-harmful, comedic gold. The other states get to make fun of us, while we sit here all smug and stuff, enjoying nearly perfect weather and a year round growing season.

    /suck it, lesser states
    //which would be all of them that aren't California


    I'll just leave this here.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-12 -10/only-california-school-owes- 1 -billion-100-million-payday-loan

    / does the the phrase
    // "the magic of compound interest"
    /// ring a bell?
    // Cali is soooooo farked
    / but of course, they'll take all of the "lesser" states down with them

  • MaudlinMutantMollusk: Any man who could tap Linda Ronstadt in her prime is alright by me


    ew, no.

    Lily Allen = Linda Ronstadt

    mysave.inView Full Size


    They are very average looking, and only reason you'd brag about banging her is that she's "famous"

  • PacificaFitz: h4b1t: Did anyone happen to read the article about public employee salaries earlier today? Or have you watched any news out of Greece lately? I miss California, but I won't move back until the state of Southern California (South of LA County) breaks away from the Peoples Republic of California.

    In the Bay Area we are cool with the split starting at Kern County, and you guys can take your Raiders back too!


    Approved

  • PacificaFitz: and you guys can take your Raiders back too!


    Fark that, go Chargers!!! 
    Maybe the Raiders can move to Tijuana

  • pedobearapproved: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Any man who could tap Linda Ronstadt in her prime is alright by me

    ew, no.

    Lily Allen = Linda Ronstadt

    [mysave.in image 509x370]

    They are very average looking, and only reason you'd brag about banging her is that she's "famous"


    Sorry her knees are too bony for you, studman

  • Old_Chief_Scott: This headline is funny regardless of your political affiliation. If it isn't you are taking life too seriously.


  • FTGodWin: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Who could ever have a prob with Gov Moonbeam? He's pure, non-harmful, comedic gold. The other states get to make fun of us, while we sit here all smug and stuff, enjoying nearly perfect weather and a year round growing season.

    /suck it, lesser states
    //which would be all of them that aren't California

    I'll just leave this here.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-12 -10/only-california-school-owes- 1 -billion-100-million-payday-loan

    / does the the phrase
    // "the magic of compound interest"
    /// ring a bell?
    // Cali is soooooo farked
    / but of course, they'll take all of the "lesser" states down with them


    We are what is called a "donor state", while those lesser states are called "welfare states". We pay out more every year than we receive back in federal benefits, such as federal transportation benefits those others seem to love so much. So again, the lesser states can suck it. They been sucking at our teats so long, they should be quite skilled at their massive suckage by now. 

    Ya think that might be at least part of the monetary issues? No? Try paying out massive amounts of your income and trying to meet your bills. Doesn't work too well. 

    /lesser states go down with us, because they rely on us too much

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    "Hi, my name is Governor Newsom."


    This is what subby is actually looking forward to.

  • MrEricSir: [img194.imageshack.us image 324x349]

    "Hi, my name is Governor Newsom."

    This is what subby is actually looking forward to.


    How about Governor Harris?
    www.sepiamutiny.comView Full Size

  • jjorsett: Move his head aside to get at his prostate? I thought the Teachers Union had come to a sudden halt and his head had gone clear up their butt.


    It's a shame that about 250,000 union members run this state (a D-CA legislator recently described the teachers union as a fourth, co-equal branch of government), but, hey, Cali voters are too stupid to notice or care. It's always "for the children" except that it's really for the CTA pensions, until the next election cycle when it's "for the children" again.

    I'm sure NY and Illinois union leaders and legislators just look on with awe and envy. Granted, they've got good scams running, but the CTA farking OWNS California.

  • Real Women Drink Akvavit: FTGodWin: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Who could ever have a prob with Gov Moonbeam? He's pure, non-harmful, comedic gold. The other states get to make fun of us, while we sit here all smug and stuff, enjoying nearly perfect weather and a year round growing season.

    /suck it, lesser states
    //which would be all of them that aren't California

    I'll just leave this here.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-12 -10/only-california-school-owes- 1 -billion-100-million-payday-loan

    / does the the phrase
    // "the magic of compound interest"
    /// ring a bell?
    // Cali is soooooo farked
    / but of course, they'll take all of the "lesser" states down with them

    We are what is called a "donor state", while those lesser states are called "welfare states". We pay out more every year than we receive back in federal benefits, such as federal transportation benefits those others seem to love so much. So again, the lesser states can suck it. They been sucking at our teats so long, they should be quite skilled at their massive suckage by now. 

    Ya think that might be at least part of the monetary issues? No? Try paying out massive amounts of your income and trying to meet your bills. Doesn't work too well. 

    /lesser states go down with us, because they rely on us too much


    Many of us have been saying that for years.
    This booked touched on the subject some....

    Link

  • pedobearapproved: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Any man who could tap Linda Ronstadt in her prime is alright by me

    ew, no.

    Lily Allen = Linda Ronstadt

    [mysave.in image 509x370]

    They are very average looking, and only reason you'd brag about banging her is that she's "famous"


    Yeah, those are some pretty sharp knees, studman

  • badLogic: How about Governor Harris?


    So instead of the guy who's in bed with Willie Brown, you'd rather have a woman who's literally in bed with Willie Brown?

  • Lionel Mandrake: Jerry Brown was, is, and will always be a badass.


    You're half right.

  • It's always fun to watch people from loser welfare (red) states full of creationists try desperately to claim superiority over California.

    Dream on, li'l patriots...

  • MaudlinMutantMollusk: pedobearapproved: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Any man who could tap Linda Ronstadt in her prime is alright by me

    ew, no.

    Lily Allen = Linda Ronstadt

    [mysave.in image 509x370]

    They are very average looking, and only reason you'd brag about banging her is that she's "famous"

    Sorry her knees are too bony for you, studman


    You're one of those people who thinks every woman in a fark post with "smoking hot" in the title actually is. The fact is those two women are average looking. I can walk out my door and see 30 women hotter than those two. And maybe I'm odd but just because someone is famous doesn't suddenly make them more attractive.

    Let me put it another way, if you picked either of them up at a bar and they weren't famous, the next day you'd brag to your friends that you picked up a chick at a bar, not that you banged some hottie. You also wouldn't be posting on Missed Connections if either one said "hi" to you at the grocery store. Well, maybe you personally would.

  • pedobearapproved: MaudlinMutantMollusk: pedobearapproved: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Any man who could tap Linda Ronstadt in her prime is alright by me

    ew, no.

    Lily Allen = Linda Ronstadt

    [mysave.in image 509x370]

    They are very average looking, and only reason you'd brag about banging her is that she's "famous"

    Sorry her knees are too bony for you, studman

    You're one of those people who thinks every woman in a fark post with "smoking hot" in the title actually is. The fact is those two women are average looking. I can walk out my door and see 30 women hotter than those two. And maybe I'm odd but just because someone is famous doesn't suddenly make them more attractive.

    Let me put it another way, if you picked either of them up at a bar and they weren't famous, the next day you'd brag to your friends that you picked up a chick at a bar, not that you banged some hottie. You also wouldn't be posting on Missed Connections if either one said "hi" to you at the grocery store. Well, maybe you personally would.


    Yeah... whatever little fella

  • Lionel Mandrake: Jerry Brown was, is, and will always be a badass.


  • Yeah. California sucks. Theres nothing to see and nothing to do. The food is terrible. The weather is abysmal. The women are not hot. I repeat: Not. Hot.

    You should stay away at all costs.

  • the_end_is_rear: Real Women Drink Akvavit: FTGodWin: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Who could ever have a prob with Gov Moonbeam? He's pure, non-harmful, comedic gold. The other states get to make fun of us, while we sit here all smug and stuff, enjoying nearly perfect weather and a year round growing season.

    /suck it, lesser states
    //which would be all of them that aren't California

    I'll just leave this here.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-12 -10/only-california-school-owes- 1 -billion-100-million-payday-loan

    / does the the phrase
    // "the magic of compound interest"
    /// ring a bell?
    // Cali is soooooo farked
    / but of course, they'll take all of the "lesser" states down with them

    We are what is called a "donor state", while those lesser states are called "welfare states". We pay out more every year than we receive back in federal benefits, such as federal transportation benefits those others seem to love so much. So again, the lesser states can suck it. They been sucking at our teats so long, they should be quite skilled at their massive suckage by now. 

    Ya think that might be at least part of the monetary issues? No? Try paying out massive amounts of your income and trying to meet your bills. Doesn't work too well. 

    /lesser states go down with us, because they rely on us too much

    Many of us have been saying that for years.
    This booked touched on the subject some....

    Link


    Thanks! I've not read that one before. Now it is on my Amazon wishlist and will probably be on its way when I decide I cannot wait. So, ummm, probably on its way later today.

    /loves non fiction type stuff

  • pedobearapproved: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Any man who could tap Linda Ronstadt in her prime is alright by me

    ew, no.

    Lily Allen = Linda Ronstadt

    [mysave.in image 509x370]

    They are very average looking, and only reason you'd brag about banging her is that she's "famous"


    You're welcome to your opinion. NTTAWWT.

  • Real Women Drink Akvavit: the_end_is_rear: Real Women Drink Akvavit: FTGodWin: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Who could ever have a prob with Gov Moonbeam? He's pure, non-harmful, comedic gold. The other states get to make fun of us, while we sit here all smug and stuff, enjoying nearly perfect weather and a year round growing season.

    /suck it, lesser states
    //which would be all of them that aren't California

    I'll just leave this here.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-12 -10/only-california-school-owes- 1 -billion-100-million-payday-loan

    / does the the phrase
    // "the magic of compound interest"
    /// ring a bell?
    // Cali is soooooo farked
    / but of course, they'll take all of the "lesser" states down with them

    We are what is called a "donor state", while those lesser states are called "welfare states". We pay out more every year than we receive back in federal benefits, such as federal transportation benefits those others seem to love so much. So again, the lesser states can suck it. They been sucking at our teats so long, they should be quite skilled at their massive suckage by now. 

    Ya think that might be at least part of the monetary issues? No? Try paying out massive amounts of your income and trying to meet your bills. Doesn't work too well. 

    /lesser states go down with us, because they rely on us too much

    Many of us have been saying that for years.
    This booked touched on the subject some....

    Link

    Thanks! I've not read that one before. Now it is on my Amazon wishlist and will probably be on its way when I decide I cannot wait. So, ummm, probably on its way later today.

    /loves non fiction type stuff


    You are welcome. It is a good read. And parts will piss you off.

  • Old_Chief_Scott: This headline is funny regardless of your political affiliation. If it isn't you are taking life too seriously.


    This. Very funny headline.

  • Thank You Black Jesus!: Yeah. California sucks. Theres nothing to see and nothing to do. The food is terrible. The weather is abysmal. The women are not hot. I repeat: Not. Hot.

    You should stay away at all costs.


    Exactly this.

  • the_end_is_rear: I am glad subby thinks prostate cancer is funny.

    What do they say about karma......


    It doesn't actually exist?

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