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jehovahs witness protection: Came here to give a link vote, but now I have to scan the boobies barcode.
FriarReb98: Uhh.....SKU check?
calbert: damn you subby, for a second there I thought that Bill the Cat had died (again).don't scare me like that.
IWood: Jesus i thought Berke Breathed had died. Good.I mean not good for bar code guy.[blogs.mcall.com image 465x500]
jj325: IWood: Jesus i thought Berke Breathed had died. Good.I mean not good for bar code guy.[blogs.mcall.com image 465x500]My first thought as well
Silly Jesus: Worst. Headline. Evar.
lack of warmth: I hope he had the decency to have a bar code tat, so the coroner don't mix up the bodies.He'll probably have the first headstone bar coded so special scanners can be used to get the bio info instead of carving the stone.
Real Women Drink Akvavit: I remember when barcodes first came out some of the christian groups were claiming it was the "mark of the beast". I nearly got a barcode tat on the back of my neck, just so I could scare the hell out of them. Or would that be scare the hell into them? Yeah, I know it's supposed to be on the hand or the forehead, but I've worn an A-line cut for so many years, a barcode tat on the back of my neck christian groups (some) considered the mark of the beast would be clearly visible. Warped sense of humor = easily amused./extreme baptists are extremely paranoid//wasn't always a Nordic type Heathen until I grew up and wised up, so I know the dealie-o with them baptist types ///RIP, awesome dude
rooftop235: lack of warmth: I hope he had the decency to have a bar code tat, so the coroner don't mix up the bodies.He'll probably have the first headstone bar coded so special scanners can be used to get the bio info instead of carving the stone.I had that idea a long time ago. That and having an LCD monitor embedded and hardened in the headstone so that people could look at photos of the loved one below. Then, through the clever pushing of buttons, a gag could be played - be it a photo of some corpse and a recorded scream, or some note asking for water because it sure is hot. :-) Yeah, someone else is doing it these days, but not with the humor part.
rnatalie: I remember the "bullseye" grocery codes. They were manually applied to items at certain "ahead of their time" groceries before the UPC was standardized.
rooftop235: I like[fuav.com image 330x244]/Oblig
wildcardjack: [digitalethos.org image 600x442]Already happening.
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