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13 Dec 2012 06:52 PM   |   13378 clicks   |   WDRB Louisville
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Old Man Winter     
Is it loose like your mama?

13 Dec 2012 03:12 PM
exvaxman    [TotalFark]  
OMFG. I never thought I would see Waddy in the news (i lived there for a few years on Buzzard's roost rd, just off of Hempridge Rd). And yes, there were weekly overflights looking for "hemp". Cool pilot. He stopped by once with some beer since I always waved and he thought that was "cool".

13 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
There's something in Kentucky that sucks worse than the Wildcats?

13 Dec 2012 03:34 PM
bentleypm     
Even Fish & Game denies that there are mountain lions in Kentucky. They're wrong, though. Anyway, this is probably just coyotes or wild dogs.

13 Dec 2012 03:52 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
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13 Dec 2012 05:04 PM
Godscrack     
Fake. There's only one print.

Or it's a creature that was sent down from these recent UFO sightings. He only has one foot.

He puts one foot down, then he attacks animals with long tendrils that have chakra's on the ends on them.

13 Dec 2012 05:06 PM
sparkeyjames     
They let Rand Paul out of his office again?

13 Dec 2012 05:19 PM
trivial use of my dark powers     
It sounds like it might be my 5 year old nephew.

If they find bits of his brother's hair in the wounds, let me know.

13 Dec 2012 05:20 PM
jmadisonbiii     
"...it's like it's smarter than we are."

Well now

13 Dec 2012 05:37 PM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
FTFA:

"It's not doing it to kill the animal to eat, these animals are just being mauled. That's where the mystery is at this point."

It's a big cat. Some redneck was probably keeping a pet tiger or other and it got loose.

13 Dec 2012 06:16 PM
Counter_Intelligent     
First killer bees, now chupacabras come from south of the border. What's next?

13 Dec 2012 06:54 PM
Jclark666     
Cuidado! Hay chupacabras!

13 Dec 2012 06:55 PM
Gilligann     
Frank Edwards lives in the area. He says, "We've got trail cameras out, we've got traps out it's like it's smarter than we are."

I have rocks that are probably smarter than they are

13 Dec 2012 06:55 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
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13 Dec 2012 07:01 PM
Chinchillazilla     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: There's something in Kentucky that sucks worse than the Wildcats?


It's probably Mitch McConnell prowling around out there.

13 Dec 2012 07:01 PM
genner     
Yeah a real mystery what with the paw prints and all........


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13 Dec 2012 07:03 PM
atomicmask     
"tain't no big foot or samsquatch or nothin like that."

It is good that you rule out the two most likely suspects right off the bat, get to the real threats like satan or the crumpus.

13 Dec 2012 07:04 PM
rooftop235    [TotalFark]  
Drew is out playing pranks again.

13 Dec 2012 07:04 PM
Chupacabra Sandwich     
What?

13 Dec 2012 07:04 PM
Wild Eyed and Wicked    [TotalFark]  

Chinchillazilla: MaudlinMutantMollusk: There's something in Kentucky that sucks worse than the Wildcats?

It's probably Mitch McConnell prowling around out there.


Your assuming that Mitch steps into the state more than twice a year...

I am hoping it is a crazed chimp attacking the local pets. Sounds kinda like the Travis incident to me.

13 Dec 2012 07:04 PM
TheMega     
It's December... so I think it is rather obvious!!! It's SANTA CLAWS!!!!

13 Dec 2012 07:08 PM
Slappajo     
That'll be some good eatin' for somebody.

13 Dec 2012 07:08 PM
Poowaddins     
Not that hard to figure out, sounds like a feral dog to me. Dogs don't kill to eat, they kill for the fun of it. We had one dig under out chicken pen one night years ago to kill all 57 chickens we had, not a single one was eaten, just killed and left. Same thing happened to our neighbor's goats, it jumped into their stall in the barn and mauled them to death for the sheer sport.

It was eventually apprehended with a high powered rifle after it came back to kill a bait chicken in our pen.

13 Dec 2012 07:09 PM
Egalitarian     
Could it be, I dunno, somebody's well-fed dog who keeps on getting out of the yard and mauls other animals for fun?

13 Dec 2012 07:10 PM
Matrix Flavored Wasabi     
Deputy County Judge Executive

What the hell kind of job title is this?

13 Dec 2012 07:10 PM
wellreadneck    [TotalFark]  
Shunka warakin.

13 Dec 2012 07:13 PM
Nothing To See Here     

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Deputy County Judge Executive

What the hell kind of job title is this?


It's good enough for Dwight Schrute.

13 Dec 2012 07:13 PM
luktti     
Wildebeast Oh no. Me skeered. (locks door)

A reasonable account of this activity will surface.

Wake me when it's over. SSSSnnnooooozzzzzz.

13 Dec 2012 07:14 PM
jmr61     

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Deputy County Judge Executive

What the hell kind of job title is this?


Well paid relative to the work and qualifications that are required I assure you.

13 Dec 2012 07:14 PM
wildcardjack     

TheMega: It's December... so I think it is rather obvious!!! It's SANTA CLAWS!!!!


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Are you sure it's not Satan Claws?

13 Dec 2012 07:18 PM
Gleemax     
I volunteer to make sure Kelly Davis is safe. I'd hit that like the fist on an angry god.

13 Dec 2012 07:19 PM
Primitive Screwhead    [TotalFark]  

13 Dec 2012 07:20 PM
the_end_is_rear     
I saw this thing down in Mexico....

Link

13 Dec 2012 07:20 PM
elchupacabra     
What'd I do now?

13 Dec 2012 07:21 PM
Beerguy    [TotalFark]  

genner: Yeah a real mystery what with the paw prints and all........


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We need to call Gabriel Knight. 

/Obscure?

13 Dec 2012 07:22 PM
KiwDaWabbit     
Well, that sure sucks goats.

13 Dec 2012 07:24 PM
HellRaisingHoosier     
God damn chimichangas going around trying to get people. Back in my day we had us a terible snake infestation. Anyway, Ma went out with the machete and took care of 'em. Just need to find a Kentucky woman who'll take care of the businesss.

13 Dec 2012 07:26 PM
Wasteland     
Coyote, someone's abandoned half-feral dog, maybe-just-maybe a coydog. They're relatively rare, but we get a few.


Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Deputy County Judge Executive
What the hell kind of job title is this?


County judge-executives are the local version of other states' county commissioners. The Deputy is the assistant they send out to fill in for them, when they don't feel like leaving the office.

13 Dec 2012 07:27 PM
12349876     

exvaxman: OMFG. I never thought I would see Waddy in the news


Something escaped from the truck stops!

/that's all i know about waddy, the 2 truck stops off I-64.

13 Dec 2012 07:27 PM
LarryDan43     
Coywolf with mange.

13 Dec 2012 07:36 PM
Motrin and water cures cancer     
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13 Dec 2012 07:37 PM
MrEricSir     
Can't they make them "self deport" back to Mexico?

13 Dec 2012 07:39 PM
stuhayes2010     
Could be the boggy creek monster has moved north.

13 Dec 2012 07:39 PM
Mikeyworld     

genner: Yeah a real mystery what with the paw prints and all........


[icwdm.org image 850x659]


There is speculation of a cross between these two. And,yes, they are in Kentucky, whether Fish & Game believe so or not. It's definitely dog, of some sort. More likely domestic, gone wild, because they are use to humans and will raid farms instead of hunting.

13 Dec 2012 07:40 PM
Eeteetoo     
LOL " It's not no warwoof or saiskwatch ur nuttin like et "

13 Dec 2012 07:43 PM
Al!     
There's no way to tell from the FA whether it's involved or not, but the print they show is from a wolf, or a canid of some sort, at any rate.

13 Dec 2012 07:44 PM
Eeteetoo     
Also... " It's smarter'n we urr "

13 Dec 2012 07:44 PM
KrispyKritter     
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13 Dec 2012 07:46 PM
Wasteland     

HellRaisingHoosier: God damn chimichangas going around trying to get people. Back in my day we had us a terible snake infestation. Anyway, Ma went out with the machete and took care of 'em. Just need to find a Kentucky woman who'll take care of the businesss.



Phht. Hoosier please, them's Shelbyville flatlanders we're talkin' about, ain't no good mountain women 'round here take care of it.

Hell, we may as well be up in Indiana. A machete? Ain't you all never heard of a garden hoe before?

13 Dec 2012 07:47 PM
chuckufarlie     
"it's like it's smarter than we are."

What are the odds?

13 Dec 2012 07:51 PM
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