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   Reality intrudes as high school students on civics class trip witness knife assault in San Diego courtroom

13 Dec 2012 10:21 PM   |   3550 clicks   |   Patch
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SmackLT    [TotalFark]  
"And thus concludes our presentation on the Romans. Any questions?"

13 Dec 2012 08:17 PM
fusillade762     
Nothing like slashing your own lawyer to demonstrate to the jury you're not a violent criminal.

13 Dec 2012 09:28 PM
SubBass49     

fusillade762: Nothing like slashing your own lawyer to demonstrate to the jury you're not a violent criminal.


Yeah...this.

/lives about 2 miles from Grossmont High

13 Dec 2012 10:24 PM
Apos     
There are two ways to seek redress for ineffective legal counsel....He chose the wrong one.

13 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
Threadslayer     

Apos: There are two ways to seek redress for ineffective legal counsel....He chose the wrong one.


Yeah well... biatch won't forget.

13 Dec 2012 10:29 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass     
Stay classy.

13 Dec 2012 10:30 PM
Apos     

Threadslayer: Apos: There are two ways to seek redress for ineffective legal counsel....He chose the wrong one.

Yeah well... biatch won't forget.


With three extra charges against him, you're damn right he won't.

13 Dec 2012 10:32 PM
Brick-House     
Better then having someone do it for Show and Tell

13 Dec 2012 10:38 PM
pciszek     
How did he get a knife into the courtroom?

13 Dec 2012 10:45 PM
fjnorton    [TotalFark]  

pciszek: How did he get a knife into the courtroom?


I can tell you didn't RTFA. It was an axe

13 Dec 2012 10:49 PM
Brian Ryanberger     
Sounds like the kids got to learn a lot about the culturally sensitive revolving door court system that LBJ built.

13 Dec 2012 10:57 PM
Gyrfalcon     

fjnorton: pciszek: How did he get a knife into the courtroom?

I can tell you didn't RTFA. It was an axe


That's gotta be difficult to fit in your prison wallet.

13 Dec 2012 11:00 PM
skinink     

fjnorton: pciszek: How did he get a knife into the courtroom?

I can tell you didn't RTFA. It was an axe


So the dude was just trying to axe his lawyer a question?

13 Dec 2012 11:03 PM
Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  

pciszek: How did he get a knife into the courtroom?


And who left the cake out in the rain.

13 Dec 2012 11:05 PM
Mr. Ekshun     
I've been trying to post a few humorously whimsical images to this thread but apparently Fark is broken. Says something about thumbnailing images or imaging nailed thumbs or nailing thumbs imaginatively or some damn thing. So just imagine scooters and phones and clams, ending with a photo of Trent Reznor.

/Farking Fark Farks farking badly.

13 Dec 2012 11:15 PM
CygnusDarius     

SmackLT: "And thus concludes our presentation on the Romans. Any questions?"


Why was Brutus such a dick?.

13 Dec 2012 11:26 PM
adeist69     

fusillade762: Nothing like slashing your own lawyer to demonstrate to the jury you're not a violent criminal.




Hell yeah, a bad day in an American prison is better than a good day back home in Mexico....

13 Dec 2012 11:32 PM
davidphogan     
Why would you cut your own lawyer in court? I'm having trouble figuring that out.

13 Dec 2012 11:38 PM
Brian Ryanberger     

davidphogan: Why would you cut your own lawyer in court? I'm having trouble figuring that out.




Maybe he gave him his exorbinant bill and the client got mad about the Brown U sticker on his car and the tassled Italian loafers he was wearing.

13 Dec 2012 11:41 PM
Gwyrddu     

davidphogan: Why would you cut your own lawyer in court? I'm having trouble figuring that out.

Deddeh told the jury to return tomorrow morning, saying he needed to meet with attorneys in the case and decide whether to declare a mistrial or proceed with closing arguments.


Well it will probably give him a mistrial. Unlikely the reason he did it, but he might gain some advantage out of the attack nevertheless.

13 Dec 2012 11:51 PM
Justuss     
After the previous article and this one, I'm really starting to question my career choice

13 Dec 2012 11:51 PM
cptjeff     
Here's a nice way the guy you just went stabby on can fark you over:
Deddeh told the jury to return tomorrow morning, saying he needed to meet with attorneys in the case and decide whether to declare a mistrial or proceed with closing arguments.

"No your honor, I don't think that the incident might have biased the jury against my client. I think opposing counsel is right, we should just go ahead and close this thing out."

13 Dec 2012 11:53 PM
Gyrfalcon     

davidphogan: Why would you cut your own lawyer in court? I'm having trouble figuring that out.


Usually it's because the guy has a court-appointed attorney, wants another one, and the judge has said, "No, you can't." The guy figures cleverly "Well, if he's dead they'll have to give me a new one!"

14 Dec 2012 12:01 AM
boinkingbill     
This was more or less a home economics assignment on how to carve a turkey. Wrong class right field trip.

14 Dec 2012 01:50 AM
Dadoody     
Chicks dig scars.

14 Dec 2012 03:14 AM
spentshells     

fusillade762: ke slashing your ow


Nothing like lying to a violent criminal sitting right beside you and presenting the truth to the court

14 Dec 2012 07:50 AM
Yaxe     
Actual alumni of Grossmont here. I had the teacher who does this every year as part of her government class and I imagine that she responded with a very dry sarcastic remark after the fact.

/should give her a call

14 Dec 2012 10:53 AM
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