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T.M.S.     
Hundred bucks says the great grandmother is 45.

13 Dec 2012 08:35 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!    [TotalFark]  
Phew - it's not Uniontown, Ohio.

13 Dec 2012 08:36 PM
Omahawg     
sorry, I lol'd

"you kids were bad this year anyway!"

13 Dec 2012 08:36 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass     
"What kind of person would make a hole in the floor and break in a house to steal his own kids' Christmas presents?" the great-grandmother said.

ANTI-Claus!

13 Dec 2012 08:36 PM
had98c     
Theft by unlawful taking? As opposed to theft by lawful taking?

13 Dec 2012 08:37 PM
Apos     
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Mug shot

13 Dec 2012 08:37 PM
dofus     
"Crawl under and dig a hole through the floor of the trailer?"

And people pick on Florida

13 Dec 2012 08:37 PM
publikenemy     
I assume white trash. Do poor black people ever live in mobile homes?

13 Dec 2012 08:38 PM
skinink    [TotalFark]  

"Police told Brennan that Rose broke into the mobile home by climbing underneath and digging a hole through the floor."


A plan only Conky could love. Probably carried out by Julian Patrick Swayze.


13 Dec 2012 08:39 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
What kinda person would steal the presents of a child? Esp their OWN child? I'll tell you, its a...nope..not goonna say it.

13 Dec 2012 08:39 PM
Zarquon's Flat Tire     
Well, he didn't eat their eyes.

13 Dec 2012 08:41 PM
Nothing To See Here     

had98c: Theft by unlawful taking? As opposed to theft by lawful taking?


That would be the Government.

13 Dec 2012 08:45 PM
another cultural observer     

had98c: Theft by unlawful taking? As opposed to theft by lawful taking?


As opposed to theft by deception.

13 Dec 2012 08:45 PM
Agent Nick Fury     
Inside the bag detectives said they found electronics, jewelry and several Christmas presents.

"We'll never get that stuff back," the children's great-grandmother said about the Christmas gifts


Why are the detectives keeping it?

."When the guys down at the prison find out what he did, they don't take kindly to people who steal from kids," the great-grandmother said.

Either great-grandpa is one of those guys or great-grandma knows a whole lot about prison etiquette.

13 Dec 2012 08:45 PM
TomD9938     

publikenemy: I assume white trash. Do poor black people ever live in mobile homes?


Only if it sits on a small hog-farm carved out of the woods in an area otherwise populated by white people.

13 Dec 2012 08:46 PM
peasants_are_revolting     

skinink: "Police told Brennan that Rose broke into the mobile home by climbing underneath and digging a hole through the floor."
A plan only Conky could love. Probably carried out by Julian Patrick Swayze.


I love that show!

13 Dec 2012 08:48 PM
FuLinHyu    [TotalFark]  

Agent Nick Fury: Inside the bag detectives said they found electronics, jewelry and several Christmas presents.

"We'll never get that stuff back," the children's great-grandmother said about the Christmas gifts

Why are the detectives keeping it?

."When the guys down at the prison find out what he did, they don't take kindly to people who steal from kids," the great-grandmother said.

Either great-grandpa is one of those guys or great-grandma knows a whole lot about prison etiquette.


Yes and

She is one hip great grandma - probably knows he's going to have an "accident" and her response will be a shrug and a "umm hmm".

13 Dec 2012 08:49 PM
KellyKellyKelly     

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, he didn't eat their eyes.


Can we go just one farking bad dad thread without this coming up?

/no, no we can't

13 Dec 2012 08:49 PM
rustypouch     

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, he didn't eat their eyes.


Bah. That's what I thought of when I read the headline.

13 Dec 2012 08:49 PM
devilskware     
Really? Worse than the dad that ate his kids eyes? Or the guy from earlier today that carved a pentagram in his 6 year old son's back?

13 Dec 2012 08:50 PM
TopoGigo     
Uniontown man accused of breaking into children's home, stealing Christmas presents, eyes

FTFWorst Dad Ever

13 Dec 2012 08:55 PM
you are a puppet     

Agent Nick Fury: Inside the bag detectives said they found electronics, jewelry and several Christmas presents.

"We'll never get that stuff back," the children's great-grandmother said about the Christmas gifts

Why are the detectives keeping it?


Thats my question too. farking grinches

13 Dec 2012 08:56 PM
TopoGigo     
Hm. I see I wasn't the only one to think that.


KellyKellyKelly: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, he didn't eat their eyes.

Can we go just one farking bad dad thread without this coming up?

/no, no we can't


Hey, I'm not the one who brought out the superlative here, subby.

13 Dec 2012 08:58 PM
Danger Avoid Death     

had98c: Theft by unlawful taking? As opposed to theft by lawful taking?


Otherwise known as "taxes".

13 Dec 2012 08:59 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
I still maintain the pentagram guy from earlier is justified because of the First Amendment.

13 Dec 2012 08:59 PM
TomServo24     

Agent Nick Fury: Inside the bag detectives said they found electronics, jewelry and several Christmas presents.

"We'll never get that stuff back," the children's great-grandmother said about the Christmas gifts

Why are the detectives keeping it?


Yeah, WTF? Also, why would the thief still have all the stuff he stole in his grinch sack after several days? You would think he would at least try to pawn the jewelry.

13 Dec 2012 09:00 PM
born_yesterday     

devilskware: Really? Worse than the dad that ate his kids eyes? Or the guy from earlier today that carved a pentagram in his 6 year old son's back?


I missed those stories and threads, and I'm glad I missed them.

13 Dec 2012 09:02 PM
Another Government Employee     
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

13 Dec 2012 09:02 PM
Danger Avoid Death     

TomServo24: Agent Nick Fury: Inside the bag detectives said they found electronics, jewelry and several Christmas presents.

"We'll never get that stuff back," the children's great-grandmother said about the Christmas gifts

Why are the detectives keeping it?

Yeah, WTF? Also, why would the thief still have all the stuff he stole in his grinch sack after several days? You would think he would at least try to pawn the jewelry.


He was waiting for the Who's from Whoville to start singing in the town square so he could swoop down on his sleigh and return the presents.

13 Dec 2012 09:03 PM
Maus III     
What about that Bakersfield guy on PCP who ate his son's eyes?

13 Dec 2012 09:05 PM
A Shambling Mound     

devilskware: Really? Worse than the dad that ate his kids eyes? Or the guy from earlier today that carved a pentagram in his 6 year old son's back?


"Daddy burgled my Furby" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

13 Dec 2012 09:07 PM
Danger Avoid Death     

Maus III: What about that Bakersfield guy on PCP who ate his son's eyes?


His son refuses to see him.

/window seat, please ...

13 Dec 2012 09:07 PM
Gawdzila     
I dunno, I think this guy is probably a worse dad.

/NSFSoul

13 Dec 2012 09:08 PM
Maus III     
"My daddy ate my eyes." Ok. That's gonna be in my head for a while..... Along with the kids picture..... This world is filled with horror.

13 Dec 2012 09:09 PM
Glancing Blow     
This is obviously a result of Obama's failed jobs incentive attempts.

13 Dec 2012 09:13 PM
diaphoresis     

Maus III: "My daddy ate my eyes." Ok. That's gonna be in my head for a while..... Along with the kids picture..... This world is filled with horror.


omg.... and my friends wonder why I hate people....

13 Dec 2012 09:13 PM
dg41    [TotalFark]  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Phew - it's not Uniontown, Ohio.


I was wondering the same thing at first.

13 Dec 2012 09:13 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     

A Shambling Mound: devilskware: Really? Worse than the dad that ate his kids eyes? Or the guy from earlier today that carved a pentagram in his 6 year old son's back?

"Daddy burgled my Furby" just doesn't have the same ring to it.


Actually, that kinda sounds worse.

13 Dec 2012 09:15 PM
CygnusDarius     
I read that as Oniontown.

13 Dec 2012 09:16 PM
Molavian     

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, he didn't eat their eyes.


See, not the worst dad ever.

13 Dec 2012 09:27 PM
God-is-a-Taco     
Typical Uniontown thug, stealing from his betters
This is the America libs want

13 Dec 2012 09:28 PM
Pribar     
I made my 12 year old nephew a guitar for his birthday, when he went to his dads house for the weekend his dad asked him to leave the guitar with him so he could get new strings put on, the drug addled bastard just admitted to my sister yesterday that he sold the guitar to "pay bills" and asked her to break the news to the kid, my nephew called me, crying because of this so now I am making a new guitar for him and my sisters attorney is introducing the layabout to a whole new level of legal hell.

/I found a vendor who makes pickguards with holographic skulls embedded in em and I am inlaying the headstock and fretboard with MoP and abalone skull and crossbones so the kid should come out ahead in the end

13 Dec 2012 09:30 PM
diaphoresis     

God-is-a-Taco: Typical Uniontown thug, stealing from his betters
This is the America libs want


7/10

/You nearly got me

13 Dec 2012 09:30 PM
DownDaRiver     

TomServo24: Agent Nick Fury: Inside the bag detectives said they found electronics, jewelry and several Christmas presents.

"We'll never get that stuff back," the children's great-grandmother said about the Christmas gifts

Why are the detectives keeping it?

Yeah, WTF? Also, why would the thief still have all the stuff he stole in his grinch sack after several days? You would think he would at least try to pawn the jewelry.


Latest batch of meth was a good sell and he still had some money left?

13 Dec 2012 09:30 PM
markb289     
Uniontown is the county seat of Fayette County, affectionately known by Western PA lawyers as Fayette Nam. In 20 years of practicing there I can't say anything surprises me.

In Fayette county you're either filthy rich or dirt poor.

13 Dec 2012 09:36 PM
Thingster     

dofus: "Crawl under and dig a hole through the floor of the trailer?"

And people pick on Florida


Pa needs its own tag at the rate things are going.

I know" everyone wants a state tag", but seriously. I came here from Missouri and I think *these* people are backwards.

/never saw a real life tar paper shack until I moved to SWPA

13 Dec 2012 09:39 PM
johnson442     

Agent Nick Fury: Why are the detectives keeping it?


For "evidence", unfortunately.

13 Dec 2012 09:40 PM
Shadow Blasko     

Molavian: eyes


Well no... He cant see anymore. Duh.

13 Dec 2012 09:41 PM
mongbiohazard     

KellyKellyKelly: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, he didn't eat their eyes.

Can we go just one farking bad dad thread without this coming up?

/no, no we can't



You gotta admit, it raised the bar pretty high. So to speak.

13 Dec 2012 09:43 PM
Dee Snarl     
True, it's been a long day, but I think this thread might have just a liiiitttle Xmas magic about it...

/everybody, take an Internet bow

13 Dec 2012 09:44 PM
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