Hundred bucks says the great grandmother is 45.

Phew - it's not Uniontown, Ohio.

sorry, I lol'd

"you kids were bad this year anyway!"

"What kind of person would make a hole in the floor and break in a house to steal his own kids' Christmas presents?" the great-grandmother said.

ANTI-Claus!

Theft by unlawful taking? As opposed to theft by lawful taking?

Mug shot

"Crawl under and dig a hole through the floor of the trailer?"

And people pick on Florida

I assume white trash. Do poor black people ever live in mobile homes?

"Police told Brennan that Rose broke into the mobile home by climbing underneath and digging a hole through the floor."

A plan only Conky could love. Probably carried out by Julian Patrick Swayze.

What kinda person would steal the presents of a child? Esp their OWN child? I'll tell you, its a...nope..not goonna say it.

Well, he didn't eat their eyes.

had98c: Theft by unlawful taking? As opposed to theft by lawful taking?

That would be the Government.

had98c: Theft by unlawful taking? As opposed to theft by lawful taking?

As opposed to theft by deception.

Inside the bag detectives said they found electronics, jewelry and several Christmas presents.

"We'll never get that stuff back," the children's great-grandmother said about the Christmas gifts

Why are the detectives keeping it?

."When the guys down at the prison find out what he did, they don't take kindly to people who steal from kids," the great-grandmother said.

Either great-grandpa is one of those guys or great-grandma knows a whole lot about prison etiquette.

publikenemy: I assume white trash. Do poor black people ever live in mobile homes?

Only if it sits on a small hog-farm carved out of the woods in an area otherwise populated by white people.

skinink: "Police told Brennan that Rose broke into the mobile home by climbing underneath and digging a hole through the floor."
A plan only Conky could love. Probably carried out by Julian Patrick Swayze.

I love that show!

Agent Nick Fury: Inside the bag detectives said they found electronics, jewelry and several Christmas presents.

"We'll never get that stuff back," the children's great-grandmother said about the Christmas gifts

Why are the detectives keeping it?

."When the guys down at the prison find out what he did, they don't take kindly to people who steal from kids," the great-grandmother said.

Either great-grandpa is one of those guys or great-grandma knows a whole lot about prison etiquette.

Yes and

She is one hip great grandma - probably knows he's going to have an "accident" and her response will be a shrug and a "umm hmm".

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, he didn't eat their eyes.

Can we go just one farking bad dad thread without this coming up?

/no, no we can't

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, he didn't eat their eyes.

Bah. That's what I thought of when I read the headline.

Really? Worse than the dad that ate his kids eyes? Or the guy from earlier today that carved a pentagram in his 6 year old son's back?

Uniontown man accused of breaking into children's home, stealing Christmas presents, eyes

FTFWorst Dad Ever

Agent Nick Fury: Inside the bag detectives said they found electronics, jewelry and several Christmas presents.

"We'll never get that stuff back," the children's great-grandmother said about the Christmas gifts

Why are the detectives keeping it?

Thats my question too. farking grinches

Hm. I see I wasn't the only one to think that.


KellyKellyKelly: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, he didn't eat their eyes.

Can we go just one farking bad dad thread without this coming up?

/no, no we can't

Hey, I'm not the one who brought out the superlative here, subby.

had98c: Theft by unlawful taking? As opposed to theft by lawful taking?

Otherwise known as "taxes".

I still maintain the pentagram guy from earlier is justified because of the First Amendment.

Agent Nick Fury: Inside the bag detectives said they found electronics, jewelry and several Christmas presents.

"We'll never get that stuff back," the children's great-grandmother said about the Christmas gifts

Why are the detectives keeping it?

Yeah, WTF? Also, why would the thief still have all the stuff he stole in his grinch sack after several days? You would think he would at least try to pawn the jewelry.

devilskware: Really? Worse than the dad that ate his kids eyes? Or the guy from earlier today that carved a pentagram in his 6 year old son's back?

I missed those stories and threads, and I'm glad I missed them.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

TomServo24: Agent Nick Fury: Inside the bag detectives said they found electronics, jewelry and several Christmas presents.

"We'll never get that stuff back," the children's great-grandmother said about the Christmas gifts

Why are the detectives keeping it?

Yeah, WTF? Also, why would the thief still have all the stuff he stole in his grinch sack after several days? You would think he would at least try to pawn the jewelry.

He was waiting for the Who's from Whoville to start singing in the town square so he could swoop down on his sleigh and return the presents.

What about that Bakersfield guy on PCP who ate his son's eyes?

devilskware: Really? Worse than the dad that ate his kids eyes? Or the guy from earlier today that carved a pentagram in his 6 year old son's back?

"Daddy burgled my Furby" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Maus III: What about that Bakersfield guy on PCP who ate his son's eyes?

His son refuses to see him.

/window seat, please ...

I dunno, I think this guy is probably a worse dad.

/NSFSoul

"My daddy ate my eyes." Ok. That's gonna be in my head for a while..... Along with the kids picture..... This world is filled with horror.

This is obviously a result of Obama's failed jobs incentive attempts.

Maus III: "My daddy ate my eyes." Ok. That's gonna be in my head for a while..... Along with the kids picture..... This world is filled with horror.

omg.... and my friends wonder why I hate people....

Pants full of macaroni!!: Phew - it's not Uniontown, Ohio.

I was wondering the same thing at first.

A Shambling Mound: devilskware: Really? Worse than the dad that ate his kids eyes? Or the guy from earlier today that carved a pentagram in his 6 year old son's back?

"Daddy burgled my Furby" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Actually, that kinda sounds worse.

I read that as Oniontown.

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, he didn't eat their eyes.

See, not the worst dad ever.

Typical Uniontown thug, stealing from his betters
This is the America libs want

I made my 12 year old nephew a guitar for his birthday, when he went to his dads house for the weekend his dad asked him to leave the guitar with him so he could get new strings put on, the drug addled bastard just admitted to my sister yesterday that he sold the guitar to "pay bills" and asked her to break the news to the kid, my nephew called me, crying because of this so now I am making a new guitar for him and my sisters attorney is introducing the layabout to a whole new level of legal hell.

/I found a vendor who makes pickguards with holographic skulls embedded in em and I am inlaying the headstock and fretboard with MoP and abalone skull and crossbones so the kid should come out ahead in the end

God-is-a-Taco: Typical Uniontown thug, stealing from his betters
This is the America libs want

7/10

/You nearly got me

TomServo24: Agent Nick Fury: Inside the bag detectives said they found electronics, jewelry and several Christmas presents.

"We'll never get that stuff back," the children's great-grandmother said about the Christmas gifts

Why are the detectives keeping it?

Yeah, WTF? Also, why would the thief still have all the stuff he stole in his grinch sack after several days? You would think he would at least try to pawn the jewelry.

Latest batch of meth was a good sell and he still had some money left?

Uniontown is the county seat of Fayette County, affectionately known by Western PA lawyers as Fayette Nam. In 20 years of practicing there I can't say anything surprises me.

In Fayette county you're either filthy rich or dirt poor.

dofus: "Crawl under and dig a hole through the floor of the trailer?"

And people pick on Florida

Pa needs its own tag at the rate things are going.

I know" everyone wants a state tag", but seriously. I came here from Missouri and I think *these* people are backwards.

/never saw a real life tar paper shack until I moved to SWPA

Agent Nick Fury: Why are the detectives keeping it?

For "evidence", unfortunately.

Molavian: eyes

Well no... He cant see anymore. Duh.

KellyKellyKelly: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, he didn't eat their eyes.

Can we go just one farking bad dad thread without this coming up?

/no, no we can't


You gotta admit, it raised the bar pretty high. So to speak.

True, it's been a long day, but I think this thread might have just a liiiitttle Xmas magic about it...

/everybody, take an Internet bow