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   Wait, you mean that, as a judge, I should not tell rape victims they should have fought harder? Was that wrong?

13 Dec 2012 08:53 PM   |   10675 clicks   |   LA Times
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cman     
I hope one day someone slips a sausage in his bun and then whisper in his ear as the man makes sweet, sweet love to him, "you should have fought harder. Also, the fat on your ass is a pretty damn comfy cushion"

13 Dec 2012 08:16 PM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

Someone needs to explain to this guy that you can get an erection even if you really, really don't want one.

This is Todd Akin's argument. Was there a book passed around 20 years ago that all these guys read?

13 Dec 2012 08:28 PM
Apos     
"If somebody doesn't want to have intercourse,the body shuts down...."

*Closes eyes* Oh shiat.....It's communicable!

13 Dec 2012 08:44 PM
Apos     

Apos: "If somebody doesn't want to have intercourse,the body shuts down...."

*Closes eyes* Oh shiat.....It's communicable!



And of course, he receives what amounts to little more than a slap on the wrist for this. Farking sick.

13 Dec 2012 08:49 PM
ambassador_ahab    [TotalFark]  

Apos: And of course, he receives what amounts to little more than a slap on the wrist for this. Farking sick.


Hey, it's God's Will, alright?

13 Dec 2012 08:56 PM
lackadaisicalfreakshow     
What the hell is wrong with people?

13 Dec 2012 08:57 PM
LeroyBourne     
Reminds me of one one of the funniest/going straight to hell for laughing at Onion headlines. 'Baby born with cancer turns out not to be much of a fighter.'

13 Dec 2012 08:58 PM
moonage daydream     
Wow, just wow.

13 Dec 2012 08:59 PM
freewill    [TotalFark]  
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."


Execute him.

13 Dec 2012 08:59 PM
Smelly Pirate Hooker     
Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.

13 Dec 2012 08:59 PM
ciberido    [TotalFark]  

Apos: "If somebody doesn't want to have intercourse,the body shuts down...."

*Closes eyes* Oh shiat.....It's communicable!


Sigh.... I have to post this ad AGAIN?

13 Dec 2012 09:00 PM
Snapper Carr     
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted"

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Maybe it wasn't legitimate rape.

13 Dec 2012 09:00 PM
Molavian     

freewill: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."

Execute him.


Rape him.

13 Dec 2012 09:01 PM
the_chief     
Mere mortals can hurt God's feelings.

13 Dec 2012 09:02 PM
jayhawk88    [TotalFark]  

freewill: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."

Execute him.


No, throw him in jail, in the general prisoner community, for about 5 years. Then ask him for his opinion on rape.

13 Dec 2012 09:02 PM
ambassador_ahab    [TotalFark]  

Molavian: Rape him.


Shall it be "technical rape," "legitimate rape," "God's Will rape," "Rape Rape," or some other type?

13 Dec 2012 09:03 PM
Apos     

ambassador_ahab: Apos: And of course, he receives what amounts to little more than a slap on the wrist for this. Farking sick.

Hey, it's God's Will, alright?


I've heard He works in mysterious ways, so perhaps misguided buffoonery like this serves an important purpose,though I'll be damned if I know what that is.

13 Dec 2012 09:03 PM
Silly Jesus     
Does enjoyment mean consent?

13 Dec 2012 09:05 PM
doyner    [TotalFark]  

ambassador_ahab: Molavian: Rape him.

Shall it be "technical rape," "legitimate rape," "God's Will rape," "Rape Rape," or some other type?


Many more to come...50 shades of rape perhaps?

13 Dec 2012 09:05 PM
Zarquon's Flat Tire     
So, can you get disbarred for not thinking crimes are real?

13 Dec 2012 09:06 PM
NativeDaughter     
Just read this outloud to the coworkers in my area of the office. The guy sitting next to me actually got out of his chair, "What the fark?! Where did this happen?!?!" The women here are just shaking their heads and sighing. It's the guys who seemed to be outraged.

But seriously... When is this dumb shiat going to stop? It's like these guys went to bed in 1952 and just woke up today to find the world changed. Seriously... I don't get how this kind of nonsense persists in modern America. Someone please explain?

13 Dec 2012 09:06 PM
Apos     

ciberido: Apos: "If somebody doesn't want to have intercourse,the body shuts down...."

*Closes eyes* Oh shiat.....It's communicable!

Sigh.... I have to post this ad AGAIN?


Wow. I'm not sure whether to chuckle or grimace after watching that.

13 Dec 2012 09:07 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
I don't know about you, but nothing gets me hornier than the threat of facial disfigurement via a hot screwdriver.

13 Dec 2012 09:07 PM
Gergesa     
Well I guess we should establish a metric to measure the "fightiness" of a victim. Perhaps someone should contact the The Office of Weights and Measures.

13 Dec 2012 09:08 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum     
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13 Dec 2012 09:10 PM
Gergesa     

NativeDaughter: Seriously... I don't get how this kind of nonsense persists in modern America. Someone please explain?


Well creationists, birthers, and flat earthers still exist. You can't really be that surprised.

13 Dec 2012 09:10 PM
Brick-House     
Geeze, you'd think he told her she should have relaxed and tried to enjoy it. Telling women they should fight is not a bad thing.

She didn't enjoy it, did she?
/ducks and runs...

13 Dec 2012 09:12 PM
MeanJean     
From TFA

On the day he raped her, prosecutors said, Gurel had threatened to mutilate her face and vagina with a heated screwdriver.

Of course she didn't put up a fight, HE WAS GOING TO BURN HER EYES AND/OR CLIT OUT WITH HEATED METAL IF SHE DID!


And people wonder why I participated in the SlutWalk.

13 Dec 2012 09:12 PM
Danger Avoid Death     

Molavian: freewill: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."

Execute him.

Rape him.


With a chainsaw.

13 Dec 2012 09:13 PM
dookdookdook    [TotalFark]  
June 2008

Holy shiat, you can't even give him the benefit of the doubt of being brainwashed by right-wing media. He really is just that stupid.

13 Dec 2012 09:13 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     

MeanJean: From TFA

On the day he raped her, prosecutors said, Gurel had threatened to mutilate her face and vagina with a heated screwdriver.

Of course she didn't put up a fight, HE WAS GOING TO BURN HER EYES AND/OR CLIT OUT WITH HEATED METAL IF SHE DID!


And people wonder why I participated in the SlutWalk.


Actually, sweetheart, no one wondered that at all.

13 Dec 2012 09:13 PM
ambassador_ahab    [TotalFark]  

ciberido: Sigh.... I have to post this ad AGAIN?


Giggity

13 Dec 2012 09:15 PM
bugmn99     
Yeah. I get where he's coming from.

13 Dec 2012 09:15 PM
Goetz     

Silly Jesus: Does enjoyment mean consent?


You suck at this.

13 Dec 2012 09:17 PM
Anastacya    [TotalFark]  
What...

Just wow. Wow.

13 Dec 2012 09:17 PM
alcoda     
fark you, asshole.

13 Dec 2012 09:19 PM
ordinarysteve     
Man, that sounds like a line a rapist would use. No means no dude. I hope this dude gets gang-raped by a pack of big foots.

13 Dec 2012 09:20 PM
Molavian     

ambassador_ahab: Molavian: Rape him.

Shall it be "technical rape," "legitimate rape," "God's Will rape," "Rape Rape," or some other type?


Unlubricated.

13 Dec 2012 09:21 PM
zzrhardy     

lackadaisicalfreakshow: What the hell is wrong with people?


Judges, and other people in authority, are usually two generations removed from current civilised thinking.

13 Dec 2012 09:21 PM
Tigger    [TotalFark]  

freewill: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."

Execute him.


with rape

13 Dec 2012 09:21 PM
NativeDaughter     
"I'm not a gynecologist..." That, right there? That's where the thought process should have ended, Sir.

/situation is not unbelievable.
//but still... farking unbelievable.

13 Dec 2012 09:23 PM
ciberido    [TotalFark]  

Goetz: Silly Jesus: Does enjoyment mean consent?

You suck at this.


It's not even his first attempt, either.

13 Dec 2012 09:24 PM
alcoda     
You know, i don't want this guy raped, but I'd really like him to feel the fear of that possibility.

13 Dec 2012 09:24 PM
Brian Ryanberger     
So now we are going to judge him when we don't even know all the facts he did?

13 Dec 2012 09:24 PM
Brick-House     
For the record, I have no problem using a dull rusty chainsaw on the rapist's junk, then dip it in alcohol.

13 Dec 2012 09:25 PM
Methadone Girls    [TotalFark]  

Brian Ryanberger: So now we are going to judge him when we don't even know all the facts he did?


He doesn't sound like he knew too many facts himself.

Also, Welcome to Fark

13 Dec 2012 09:27 PM
Happy Hours     

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.


Yeah, because all white guys think like this judge, right?

Maybe you should go join him on the Group W bench.

13 Dec 2012 09:27 PM
spamdog    [TotalFark]  
Well I guess it's time for Slutwalk 2: Electric Boogaloo.

13 Dec 2012 09:31 PM
Silly Jesus     

Goetz: Silly Jesus: Does enjoyment mean consent?

You suck at this.


I take you seriously.

13 Dec 2012 09:32 PM
ciberido    [TotalFark]  

Happy Hours: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.

Yeah, because all white guys think like this judge, right?


No, but clearly a world run by white men only leaves a lot to be desired.

I don't want men to have LESS power than women, or whites to have LESS power than non-whites. I'm just sick of them having MORE.

13 Dec 2012 09:32 PM
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