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14 Dec 2012 01:13 AM   |   8602 clicks   |   Click Orlando
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Police said Watson complained about his meal and threw it on the ground

What you want me to do with this? Eat it? Happy birthday to the ground!

14 Dec 2012 12:14 AM
Amos Quito     
Is the dog okay?

14 Dec 2012 12:39 AM
brap    [TotalFark]  

14 Dec 2012 12:51 AM
7th Son of a 7th Son     

fusillade762: Police said Watson complained about his meal and threw it on the ground

What you want me to do with this? Eat it? Happy birthday to the ground!


....and we're done. Thread over.

14 Dec 2012 01:15 AM
NativeDaughter     
WHAT COULD SHE HAVE DONE TO PREVENT THIS????!!?!1?

/durhurr

14 Dec 2012 01:15 AM
Notabunny    [TotalFark]  

7th Son of a 7th Son: fusillade762: Police said Watson complained about his meal and threw it on the ground

What you want me to do with this? Eat it? Happy birthday to the ground!

....and we're done. Thread over.


Yup-a-roonie. There is water underground. But really, same as it ever was.

14 Dec 2012 01:22 AM
calbert    [TotalFark]  
he was just making his biatch wet.

it's foreplay.

14 Dec 2012 01:23 AM
boinkingbill     
Whatever happened to just Milkboning her to death? Honestly, there is a reason why it's called a Thousand Flushes.

14 Dec 2012 01:26 AM
shiattynick     
White people problems

14 Dec 2012 01:28 AM
Gurlugon     
Cue Photoshops of people with tiny faces.

/holding out for a tiny Romney-Sheen WINNING post

14 Dec 2012 01:33 AM
phrawgh     
That's rough. It's a dog eat dog world.

14 Dec 2012 01:34 AM
UsikFark     

NativeDaughter: WHAT COULD SHE HAVE DONE TO PREVENT THIS????!!?!1?

/durhurr


I'm not a gynecologist, but if it was legit her body would have just shut down and prevented this.

14 Dec 2012 01:36 AM
NativeDaughter     

UsikFark: NativeDaughter: WHAT COULD SHE HAVE DONE TO PREVENT THIS????!!?!1?

/durhurr

I'm not a gynecologist, but if it was legit her body would have just shut down and prevented this.


Agreed! The female body has ways of preventing this kind of trauma. I guess it's just a "technical" attempted murder.

Also, if she had a concealed firearm, this would never have happened. Obummer is responsible for the attempt on this woman's life because he's trying to take away our guns and--

/nope, sorry, can't do it
//snerk

14 Dec 2012 01:39 AM
Kevin72    [TotalFark]  
My lifesaving teacher told us that a person could drown in just a tablespoon of water if it choked them and stopped them from breathing. He well could have murdered her with her face in the dog's waterbowl.

14 Dec 2012 01:42 AM
KrispyKritter     
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hotrink

14 Dec 2012 01:44 AM
Kevin72    [TotalFark]  

Kevin72: My lifesaving teacher told us that a person could drown in just a tablespoon of water if it choked them and stopped them from breathing. He well could have murdered her with her face in the dog's waterbowl.


I mean the husband could have murdered her. Not my lifesaving teacher.

14 Dec 2012 01:44 AM
Point02GPA    [TotalFark]  
Where was the dog?

14 Dec 2012 01:46 AM
NativeDaughter     

Point02GPA: Where was the dog?


I imagine the dog was very happily eating the dinner the husband threw on the ground.

/yay, happy ending!!!

14 Dec 2012 01:47 AM
LowbrowDeluxe     
If only her maiden name had been Z'dar.

14 Dec 2012 01:49 AM
UsikFark     

NativeDaughter: Agreed! The female body has ways of preventing this kind of trauma.


She was not angry at the penis.

14 Dec 2012 01:50 AM
ShannonKW     

Kevin72: Kevin72: My lifesaving teacher told us that a person could drown in just a tablespoon of water if it choked them and stopped them from breathing. He well could have murdered her with her face in the dog's waterbowl.

I mean the husband could have murdered her. Not my lifesaving teacher.


Thank you for clarifying that.

14 Dec 2012 01:57 AM
NativeDaughter     

UsikFark: NativeDaughter: Agreed! The female body has ways of preventing this kind of trauma.

She was not angry at the penis.


This is so typical. How many times does a woman originally consent to being drowned, then regrets it afterward, and claims "attempted murder!" This is obviously not a real, live criminal case. They should just dismiss the whole thing. Maybe charge her for presenting her husband with what was obviously a sub-par bit of cooking.

14 Dec 2012 02:02 AM
Kalashinator     
What, no evil Krusty doll trying to drown Homer?

/eww, dog water

14 Dec 2012 02:09 AM
StoPPeRmobile     

UsikFark: NativeDaughter: WHAT COULD SHE HAVE DONE TO PREVENT THIS????!!?!1?

/durhurr

I'm not a gynecologist, but if it was legit her body would have just shut down and prevented this.


Sounds judicial.

14 Dec 2012 02:11 AM
Oznog     

7th Son of a 7th Son: fusillade762: Police said Watson complained about his meal and threw it on the ground

What you want me to do with this? Eat it? Happy birthday to the ground!

....and we're done. Thread over.


Happy Birthday to the GR-R-R-R-R-R-OOOOOO-UU-UU-UU-N-N-N-D!

14 Dec 2012 02:24 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
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Yep, that's the face of someone who would drown someone in a dog dish.

Now, I'm not one to judge and I certainly believe in domestic violence. However. I also believe that if you're not unconscious or a quadriplegic, you better be able to avoid being drowned in a dog dish.

Just my opinion.

14 Dec 2012 02:31 AM
UsikFark     

NativeDaughter: UsikFark: NativeDaughter: Agreed! The female body has ways of preventing this kind of trauma.

She was not angry at the penis.

This is so typical. How many times does a woman originally consent to being drowned, then regrets it afterward, and claims "attempted murder!" This is obviously not a real, live criminal case. They should just dismiss the whole thing. Maybe charge her for presenting her husband with what was obviously a sub-par bit of cooking.


As a man's mind turns to the more serious matters of supporting a family, often the sweet-talk of newlyweds is forgotten; fear not, there is no love lost! Indeed, the man's love has become stronger, and he expects the woman to improve on herself and the home. A man's mind is constantly assaulted by facts and decisions during his daily labor, and he must keep his wits razor sharp and his pimp hand bejeweled. If the woman crosses the man, he may strike out and show his anger in a fierce, primitive display! Avoiding his anger must be priority one for the woman.

Exhibit 23: The woman has failed in her attempt to feed her man. In a display of submissiveness, she intoxicates the male with alcohol and surrenders her form for intimate pleasures.

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14 Dec 2012 02:33 AM
NativeDaughter     

Gyrfalcon: [www.clickorlando.com image 640x360]

Yep, that's the face of someone who would drown someone in a dog dish.

Now, I'm not one to judge and I certainly believe in domestic violence. However. I also believe that if you're not unconscious or a quadriplegic, you better be able to avoid being drowned in a dog dish.

Just my opinion.


Because it's physically impossible for one person--especially a larger, heavier person--to pin someone else to the ground, despite the pinned individual's best efforts to get back up.

SCIENCE!

14 Dec 2012 02:46 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

NativeDaughter: Gyrfalcon: [www.clickorlando.com image 640x360]

Yep, that's the face of someone who would drown someone in a dog dish.

Now, I'm not one to judge and I certainly believe in domestic violence. However. I also believe that if you're not unconscious or a quadriplegic, you better be able to avoid being drowned in a dog dish.

Just my opinion.

Because it's physically impossible for one person--especially a larger, heavier person--to pin someone else to the ground, despite the pinned individual's best efforts to get back up.

SCIENCE!


Well, okay. Unless you're unconscious, a quadriplegic, or smaller than that wispy little runt of a douchebag. He does not look like the kind of threatening sort that 90% of women would have trouble fighting back up out of a doggie dish, is all I'm saying. He's not larger or heavier than ME, and I'm not that big.

Although I'm pretty mean.

14 Dec 2012 02:50 AM
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy     
If she had just learned to farking cook.....

14 Dec 2012 02:50 AM
Public Savant     

14 Dec 2012 03:15 AM
NativeDaughter     

Gyrfalcon: NativeDaughter: Gyrfalcon: [www.clickorlando.com image 640x360]

Yep, that's the face of someone who would drown someone in a dog dish.

Now, I'm not one to judge and I certainly believe in domestic violence. However. I also believe that if you're not unconscious or a quadriplegic, you better be able to avoid being drowned in a dog dish.

Just my opinion.

Because it's physically impossible for one person--especially a larger, heavier person--to pin someone else to the ground, despite the pinned individual's best efforts to get back up.

SCIENCE!

Well, okay. Unless you're unconscious, a quadriplegic, or smaller than that wispy little runt of a douchebag. He does not look like the kind of threatening sort that 90% of women would have trouble fighting back up out of a doggie dish, is all I'm saying. He's not larger or heavier than ME, and I'm not that big.

Although I'm pretty mean.


I'm 5'7", 125 lbs soaking wet (hurrharr). With proper training, I was able to physically detain men much taller, heavier, and all-around bigger than me. Add the panic that comes from having your face shoved into a bowl of water (which I presume you would then choke on)... yeah. It's not that hard. A person doesn't have to be The Hulk to pin someone else to the ground. Leverage, y'know. Force multiplier or some such junk.

Like I said. Science.

14 Dec 2012 03:15 AM
croesius     

Point02GPA: Where was the dog?


What did she ask him to watch on TV?

14 Dec 2012 04:06 AM
rnatalie    [TotalFark]  
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14 Dec 2012 04:40 AM
Kittypie070    [TotalFark]  
Ya know what, Florida?

Fark you. Fark you and a half with a damn dog bowl.

Declare the 95% of the whole state a wildland and an open air orangery, and let nature reclaim everything else except for KSC.

ONE big airport serving KSC besides the runways already present, and ONE highway to transport Pete's Stuff in there and transport Pete's Stuff back outta there, and housing and support for maintaining the highway and KSC and assorted stuff correctly.

Company town, name of the game is NASA, and that's IT.

I'm tired of being ashamed of you f***ers.

14 Dec 2012 04:44 AM
NativeDaughter     

Kittypie070: Ya know what, Florida?

Fark you. Fark you and a half with a damn dog bowl.

Declare the 95% of the whole state a wildland and an open air orangery, and let nature reclaim everything else except for KSC.

ONE big airport serving KSC besides the runways already present, and ONE highway to transport Pete's Stuff in there and transport Pete's Stuff back outta there, and housing and support for maintaining the highway and KSC and assorted stuff correctly.

Company town, name of the game is NASA, and that's IT.

I'm tired of being ashamed of you f***ers.


As someone whelped in Cocoa Beach, and therefore a natural-born Floridian... I agree. So tired of being ashamed of you, Sunshine State. Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

14 Dec 2012 05:13 AM
All Latest    [TotalFark]  
Could probably drown in his waterbowl:

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14 Dec 2012 05:38 AM
mike_d85     
Anyone else finish the headline with "Yeah, NERD!"

All Latest: Could probably drown in his waterbowl:

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cute hamster.

14 Dec 2012 06:30 AM
Nick Nostril     
I've never heard the term "dog bowl" used for someone's hoohaa. Interesting.

14 Dec 2012 07:00 AM
dpaul007     
This was all over the local news last night. Seems the wife presented her loving husband with homemade pizza (from a box), when he remarked that the crust was raw. Then HE THREW IT ON THE GROUND. And then *she* THREW IT ON THE GROUND. And then they started to fight!

You just can't trust the system.

14 Dec 2012 07:34 AM
Farce-Side     
And now for the M. Night Shyamalan twist...his wife WAS the dog!!!!

Kind of explains the sub-par cooking, but doesn't excuse his actions.

14 Dec 2012 07:56 AM
mikalmd     
Dog Bowl..She must have been a real biatch...

14 Dec 2012 09:36 AM
cryinoutloud    [TotalFark]  

Point02GPA: Where was the dog?


MY dog, the one that the bowl belonged to, would have done some serious injury to anyone trying to drown me in a water bowl. But they probably owned a Lab.

14 Dec 2012 11:50 AM
Pangea     

cryinoutloud: they probably owned a Lab.

 

Labs are ranked something like 5th in bites. They're not timid when defending a loved one.

14 Dec 2012 12:20 PM
kahnzo     
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Hikl Y3UWQ

/obscure?

14 Dec 2012 03:34 PM
Kittypie070    [TotalFark]  

All Latest: Could probably drown in his waterbowl:

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ZOMGs a MILTOOOONNNN!!!

[falls over from teh cute]

15 Dec 2012 01:16 PM
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