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   If there is a drunk driver of the year award, Odds are pretty well that mowing down five cops and three police motorcycles just won this guy the title

14 Dec 2012 03:42 AM   |   6558 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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feckingmorons    [TotalFark]  
Was there not an article in English to which you could link?

13 Dec 2012 10:15 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Damn Road Devils.

14 Dec 2012 12:11 AM
sethstorm     
At least he wasnt driving an actual car, just an Aveo golfcart.

14 Dec 2012 03:46 AM
Gyrfalcon     

feckingmorons: Was there not an article in English to which you could link?


Actually, that was closer to English than we usually get around here lately.

14 Dec 2012 03:51 AM
harrydorcas     
Driving like someone who is drunk as farked as Prince Harry in Las Vegas...

14 Dec 2012 03:53 AM
Z-clipped     
It's nice to know that the odds aren't under the weather.

14 Dec 2012 03:59 AM
The Envoy     
"Odds are pretty well..."?

14 Dec 2012 04:00 AM
publikenemy     
Alcometer? I like this word better than "breathalyzer"

14 Dec 2012 04:05 AM
drxym     
Wow that story was pretty unintelligible even by Daily Mail standards. I'm guessing it was a cut and paste job from some Indian paper.

14 Dec 2012 04:33 AM
Twitch Boy    [TotalFark]  
It was a hot pursuit until he pulled into a garage and spray painted his car, then the police just gave up.

14 Dec 2012 04:37 AM
GBB     
"Chevy Aveo" must sound exotic over there.

14 Dec 2012 04:51 AM
Brian Ryanberger     
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This reminds me of the toy sets I used to wish for for Christmas.

14 Dec 2012 04:55 AM
thamike     
So...Evens, then?

14 Dec 2012 05:23 AM
OMG! We're All Gonna Die!     
I forget how many points are awarded for hitting cops. Doesn't matter anyway being as he used the konami code. Obvy.

14 Dec 2012 05:25 AM
doglover    [TotalFark]  
0 cops, 5 cops, 100 cops, it doesn't matter how many you hit in this situation. Those cops set up a road block, you hit ONE road block. Not that impressive for a drunk driver.

Now you find me the guy who went the wrong way down I-95 for a few miles without realizing it or killing anyone, I'll show you a drunk ass driver.

14 Dec 2012 05:40 AM
thamike     

doglover: 0 cops, 5 cops, 100 cops, it doesn't matter how many you hit in this situation. Those cops set up a road block, you hit ONE road block. Not that impressive for a drunk driver.

Now you find me the guy who went the wrong way down I-95 for a few miles without realizing it or killing anyone, I'll show you a drunk ass driver.


Nobody has topped James Brown yet.

14 Dec 2012 05:57 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

Brian Ryanberger: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x477] 

This reminds me of the toy sets I used to wish for for Christmas.


Dammit, here I am about to ignore you and you go and make me laugh like that.

14 Dec 2012 05:57 AM
BronyMedic     

thamike: Nobody has topped James Brown yet.


Pictured: James Brown singing his classic 1968 hit - Say it Loud, I'm Black and I'm Proud

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14 Dec 2012 06:07 AM
Friction8r     

The Envoy: "Odds are pretty well..."?


Thank YOU! That alone is worthy of the FAIL tag for bad engrish!

14 Dec 2012 06:14 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
Sunil Sharma, manager at Seven Degrees resto bar in Gurgaon, has been arrested.

I trust they will now do the needful.

14 Dec 2012 06:18 AM
Angry Buddha     

feckingmorons: Was there not an article in English to which you could link?


The headline's not in English either.

14 Dec 2012 06:43 AM
Mose     
He ran over five, but only one was seriously injured?

How do you get run over by a car and not get seriously injured? Farking Daily Fail.

14 Dec 2012 07:00 AM
EatTheWorld     
he should have driven an SUV. Then the car would only take the blame.

14 Dec 2012 07:26 AM
wallywam1    [TotalFark]  

Friction8r: The Envoy: "Odds are pretty well..."?

Thank YOU! That alone is worthy of the FAIL tag for bad engrish!


I'm trying to figure out whether the author thought that "well" was modifiyng "pretty" or didn't know that "good" is the correct adjective. I'm not sure which possibility is worse.

14 Dec 2012 07:52 AM
grokca    [TotalFark]  
We were picking on him in the pub earlier, he's not much of a man.
He's not much of a driver either, he ran over 5 cops and 3 motorcycles.

14 Dec 2012 07:55 AM
2xhelix    [TotalFark]  

sethstorm: At least he wasnt driving an actual car, just an Aveo golfcart.


Which in this case can also double as a squishee machine.

14 Dec 2012 08:21 AM
ltdanman44     

Brian Ryanberger: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x477] 

This reminds me of the toy sets I used to wish for for Christmas.



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Yes, it does. with night - glo

14 Dec 2012 08:34 AM
THX 1138     
Those odds are very well, indeed!

14 Dec 2012 08:44 AM
snake_beater     
There's a GTA joke in here somewhere, but I'm not clever enough to find it.

14 Dec 2012 08:53 AM
ShannonKW     

snake_beater: There's a GTA joke in here somewhere, but I'm not clever enough to find it.


In Saints Row I'm pretty sure that gets you an achievement. More fun too, as you can fill the passenger seats with your homies and let them gun down the pursuit while your wanted level drops. In GTA you just have to tough it out and go for broke, which is what this perp did. Clearly, he would never have got in trouble had he played Saints Row.

A lesson for all of us.

14 Dec 2012 10:28 AM
garandman1a     
How come I'm the first to wonder where the Hero tag is?

14 Dec 2012 11:45 AM
snake_beater     

garandman1a: How come I'm the first to wonder where the Hero tag is?


Not all of us are cop-hating internet tough guys, you know.

/in before 'lol, troll'

14 Dec 2012 04:13 PM
socoloco     
"Please do the needful."

14 Dec 2012 05:14 PM
thamike     

BronyMedic: thamike: Nobody has topped James Brown yet.

Pictured: James Brown singing his classic 1968 hit - Say it Loud, I'm Black and I'm Proud

[mra.townofmanchester.org image 300x300]


Eh?

14 Dec 2012 06:00 PM
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