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   Hey Farkers, up your nose with a rubber hose (except you farkers in Vernon Country Wisconsin, where using electronic means to annoy people could land subby in jail for 30 days)

14 Dec 2012 11:46 AM   |   2793 clicks   |   Some Guy
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ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  
God damnit, Wisconsin. You aren't supposed to actually enact the stupid shiat you think up when you're drunk!

14 Dec 2012 09:48 AM
BillCo     
I'd be doing a life sentence.

14 Dec 2012 11:16 AM
SecretAgentWoman    [TotalFark]  
When did "Not being annoyed" become a right?

14 Dec 2012 11:35 AM
Xanlexian     
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14 Dec 2012 11:49 AM
Glenford     
Yeah subby? Well up your gizzard with a rubber lizard!

14 Dec 2012 11:50 AM
kobrakai     
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14 Dec 2012 11:50 AM
DeathBySmiley     
Does this mean they have to arrest robocall servers?

14 Dec 2012 11:50 AM
oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
What happens if your elderly and easily annoyed? In fact, I'm annoyed right now - and seem to be in a constant state of annoyance.

14 Dec 2012 11:51 AM
cig-mkr     
It is my specific intent, in writing this post, to annoy, offend, demean, ridicule, degrade, belittle, disparage, and humiliate you, using this electronic means.
Another normal day on Fark?
Cue the I'mOKwiththis

14 Dec 2012 11:51 AM
Uzzah     
Hey subby, did I ever tell you about my old Uncle Max?

14 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
WizardofToast     
Subby is a doodyhead.

14 Dec 2012 11:57 AM
bikerbob59     
Annoy? I'm annoyed right now, who can I put in jail?

14 Dec 2012 11:59 AM
pciszek     

DeathBySmiley: Does this mean they have to arrest robocall servers?


Aren't most of those located outside the USA? Nice thought, though. If the robocalls are for a local politician, that could lead to an interesting test case.

14 Dec 2012 12:06 PM
Satanic_Hamster     

Xanlexian: [i112.photobucket.com image 600x699]

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Heh, I came here to post that.

14 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
Overfiend     
When did Vernon county become its own country?

14 Dec 2012 12:22 PM
Dirtybird971     
so I'm guessing that there are no Farkers in WI now.

14 Dec 2012 12:22 PM
Noticeably F.A.T.    [TotalFark]  

Xanlexian: i112.photobucket.com


Those things are remarkably effective.

14 Dec 2012 12:38 PM
Cyno01    [TotalFark]  

Dirtybird971: so I'm guessing that there are no Farkers in WI now.


Pffft.

14 Dec 2012 01:33 PM
splohn     

Dirtybird971: so I'm guessing that there are no Farkers in WI now.


Wildcat Mountain State Park is nice if you're ever in the neighborhood. And the Kickapoo River is a nice canoe float, not to mention funny to say out loud.

14 Dec 2012 01:41 PM
RanDomino     
Viroqua: The land of good intention and brainless execution.

14 Dec 2012 02:25 PM
Dirtybird971     
Cyno01 [TotalFark]


Dirtybird971: so I'm guessing that there are no Farkers in WI now.

Pffft.


Something wrong with your lips? Something's going to be wrong if you don't stop making that noise.

/F-U EDDIE!

14 Dec 2012 02:42 PM
Dirtybird971     

splohn


Dirtybird971: so I'm guessing that there are no Farkers in WI now.

Wildcat Mountain State Park is nice if you're ever in the neighborhood. And the Kickapoo River is a nice canoe float, not to mention funny to say out loud.


I'm in New Jersey, I've got a real kickapoo river. It's called the Passaic River.

14 Dec 2012 02:44 PM
Bear151556    [TotalFark]  
Viroqua has pretty good weed.

14 Dec 2012 03:14 PM
SoundOfOneHandWanking     
cyberbulling?

14 Dec 2012 05:37 PM
Ken VeryBigLiar     
That would require more than ten people in Vernon County to have internet.

/Hilsboro's a biatchin' town...
//Westby makes decent cheese...
///From Juneau County, it's like Deliverance minus the banjos.

14 Dec 2012 06:44 PM
RanDomino     
Ken VeryBigLiar
//Westby makes decent cheese...

Westby's pretty cool. Ok maybe "interesting" is a better word. The creamery is a cooperative. The bank is a cooperative credit union. Westby is the kind of town that happens when an immigrant community practices rural socialism and builds a stable economy out of it. Decades later it's still pretty much the same. For better and worse. And then Viroqua is half old-timers and half hippies that never quit, who I suspect are just barely tolerated by the old-timers. So, naturally, Organic Valley's corporate HQ is right next door. And a billion Amish.

/you probably already know this; for others' information 
//The whole of Vernon County and the Kickapoo Valley is like "Oh, neat!" ... "wait..." and then you back away slowly

14 Dec 2012 10:45 PM
Ken VeryBigLiar     

RanDomino: The bank is a cooperative credit union. Westby is the kind of town that happens when an immigrant community practices rural socialism and builds a stable economy out of it. Decades later it's still pretty much the same. For better and worse. And then Viroqua is half old-timers and half hippies that never quit, who I suspect are just barely tolerated by the old-timers. So, naturally, Organic Valley's corporate HQ is right next door. And a billion Amish.


They are mostly Norskies so that explains the socialist bend (and Westby's high school teams being called the Norskies, we scrimmaged them every August for football) as well as the fact it's hard to find a decent bite to eat since Norwegians are about as skilled in cooking as Frenchman is at fidelity.

/It's ok, I'm half Norskie.

14 Dec 2012 11:37 PM
RanDomino     
Ken VeryBigLiar
it's hard to find a decent bite to eat since Norwegians are about as skilled in cooking as Frenchman is at fidelity.

This is what happens when immigrant food becomes traditional food. I'm looking at you, lutefisk and lefse. Well lefse's okay, but lutefisk should be regulated by the EPA. certainly not the FDA.

15 Dec 2012 09:20 AM
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