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   If you're a 19-year-old college student being questioned by a cop, you aren't doing yourself any favors if you call the officer a peasant and inform him you belong to a fraternity that has money and lawyers to get you out of any situation

14 Dec 2012 11:57 AM   |   9918 clicks   |   AZCentral
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Sliding Carp    [TotalFark]  
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His dad totally owns a dealership.

14 Dec 2012 02:04 AM
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DammitIForgotMyLogin    [TotalFark]  
The grammar in that article makes my brain hurt.

The Gilbert officer using a Taser at least twice to subdue Anthony Sheppard-Sakakihara

and

Pittman tased the Sheppard-Sakakihara, who pulled the officers to the ground

Clearly the writers for azcentral are minimum wage peasants

14 Dec 2012 04:00 AM
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DrPainMD     
When being questioned by a cop, you should only say three things:
Am I under arrest?
Am I being detained?
Am I free to go?

14 Dec 2012 06:41 AM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
If he were a member of my fraternity when I was president I would have had him beaten by the brotherhood with sacks full of doorknobs.

14 Dec 2012 09:27 AM
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
They send lawyers and money, but no guns?

/warren zevon is disappoint

14 Dec 2012 09:28 AM
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serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  
Eh, calling them peasants and bragging about how rich you are is probably going to just get you some eye rolls. I'd say punching a cop is where this guy's big mistake was...

14 Dec 2012 09:36 AM
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Lucky LaRue    [TotalFark]  
kpho.images.worldnow.com
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

14 Dec 2012 09:50 AM
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what_now    [TotalFark]  
Hmmm... Cops v frat boy. This could be interesting

14 Dec 2012 09:50 AM
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what_now    [TotalFark]  
"He went from a misdemeanor to a class 4 felony and a possible prison sentence."

Moron.

14 Dec 2012 09:53 AM
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scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  

Lucky LaRue: [kpho.images.worldnow.com image 284x322]
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?


At least he can play on the prison football league

www.mtv.com

14 Dec 2012 10:11 AM
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quatchi     
Sheppard-Sakakihara was taken to Tempe St. Luke's Hospital, where he was uncooperative and medically sedated, the report said. Tests revealed he had alcohol poisoning with a blood-alcohol count of 0.232 percent, police said.

Drunk frat boy tries to show off for some drunken minor girls and ends up taking a swing at a cop and getting pummeled senseless, tazed and arrested?

[okaywiththis]

14 Dec 2012 10:45 AM
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brap    [TotalFark]  
i253.photobucket.com

14 Dec 2012 10:56 AM
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Marine1     
Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.

14 Dec 2012 11:58 AM
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Zarquon's Flat Tire     

Marine1: Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.


Tell that to roofie manufacturers.

14 Dec 2012 12:01 PM
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Combustion     

Marine1: Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.


No, they help young men "experience" things. Like someone's thumb up your butt, you know, for FUN.

There's nothing worse than self-loathing homos.

14 Dec 2012 12:02 PM
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twiztedjustin     
But if you are correct it really doesn't matter.

14 Dec 2012 12:03 PM
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Arkanaut     
The frat's lawyers are for protecting the frat. You're on your own, kid.

14 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
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Ponzholio    [TotalFark]  
Police previously broke up a gang-style fight between two fraternities in Tempe last month. One man was severely beaten in that incident.

I don't know if a fraternity fight could equate to a gang-style fight... Turn off the lights of your Beamer and roll down the windows. Slowly creep up to their house and yell "YOUR DAD IS ONLY A JUNIOR EXECUTIVE AT LEHMAN BROTHERS!" isn't quite the same as a drive-by shooting.

14 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
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geedub     
Well, with that attitude, he's got a bright future in the GOP.

14 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
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gbv23     
Not sure who I would shoot first, a cop or a frat-boy---either way they're both Arizonans and therefore deserve a painful death for choosing to stay there.

14 Dec 2012 12:06 PM
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cig-mkr     
All the money in the world can't fix stupid.

14 Dec 2012 12:08 PM
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scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  

Ponzholio: Police previously broke up a gang-style fight between two fraternities in Tempe last month. One man was severely beaten in that incident.

I don't know if a fraternity fight could equate to a gang-style fight... Turn off the lights of your Beamer and roll down the windows. Slowly creep up to their house and yell "YOUR DAD IS ONLY A JUNIOR EXECUTIVE AT LEHMAN BROTHERS!" isn't quite the same as a drive-by shooting.


I'm pretty sure they meant West Side Story gang-style fight, not a bloods & crips gang-style fight.

14 Dec 2012 12:08 PM
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meathome     

serial_crusher: Eh, calling them peasants and bragging about how rich you are is probably going to just get you some eye rolls. I'd say punching a cop is where this guy's big mistake was...


THIS. Got to work with LEO on campus for a lot of stuff and it was easy to blow off the drunken bravado of the students. However, if the situation got physical then all bets were off, and there would be no sympathy from the local PD.

I remember one guy playing the "my fraternity has money..." speech to an officer as he was being arrested. The officer countered with, "that's awesome. My fraternity has arrest powers when you take a swing at us. Let's see who wins..."

/great job if you needed to pay the rent, but do not miss it at all

14 Dec 2012 12:09 PM
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LarryDan43     
You need to be a banker to use the banker defense.

14 Dec 2012 12:09 PM
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Infobahn     
His Tumblr page shows how much of a DB the kid is, and makes my head hurt

NSFW or VOLUME

14 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
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Nonrepeating Rotating Binary     
Hope the whole 'peasant' line works as well for him in prison.

14 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
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Loaf's Tray     
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Will knock your teeth out the back of your head...

14 Dec 2012 12:11 PM
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Legios     
I had a friend who was arrested because me was a total farking tool towards the cops when they picked him up for pissing in an alleyway. He went on a "I make more in a week than you do in a year!!!" rant and ended up in lockup for the night.

I've been in a situation where the cops were interested in possibly detaining me for drunk and disorderly, but I was incredibly civil and friendly and said that I was okay, and thanked them for their care because it was their job and they just said "Well, we hope you're okay. Take care." and moved on.

/Aussie cops
//Very hit and miss...

14 Dec 2012 12:11 PM
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Infobahn     
https://twitter.com/asheppard93

14 Dec 2012 12:12 PM
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davidphogan     

DrPainMD: When being questioned by a cop, you should only say three things:
Am I under arrest?
Am I being detained?
Am I free to go?


That's all well and good if you aren't so drunk you end up hospitalized with alcohol poisoning.

14 Dec 2012 12:12 PM
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Infobahn     

davidphogan: DrPainMD: When being questioned by a cop, you should only say three things:
Am I under arrest?
Am I being detained?
Am I free to go?

That's all well and good if you aren't so drunk you end up hospitalized with alcohol poisoning.


Well, now you are just being picky.

14 Dec 2012 12:13 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
Anthony Sheppard-Sakakihara

www.therealstevegray.com

14 Dec 2012 12:14 PM
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ITGreen     

DammitIForgotMyLogin: The grammar in that article makes my brain hurt.

The Gilbert officer using a Taser at least twice to subdue Anthony Sheppard-Sakakihara

and

Pittman tased the Sheppard-Sakakihara, who pulled the officers to the ground

Clearly the writers for azcentral are minimum wage peasants


This

14 Dec 2012 12:14 PM
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StaleCoffee     
Dumbass is lucky he was arrested by some decent cops. I don't think too many people would give a damn if he got an ass beating after that kind of performance.

14 Dec 2012 12:17 PM
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DMZ DEATH     

Sliding Carp: His dad totally owns a dealership.


Just spit out my gatorade. Classic.

14 Dec 2012 12:18 PM
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offacue     

Infobahn: His Tumblr page shows how much of a DB the kid is, and makes my head hurt

NSFW or VOLUME


Ironic and NSFW

14 Dec 2012 12:18 PM
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Latinwolf    [TotalFark]  
DrPainMD: When being questioned by a cop, you should only say three things:
Am I under arrest?
Am I being detained?
Am I free to go?


Which might work only if you're white.

14 Dec 2012 12:19 PM
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offacue     

offacue: Infobahn: His Tumblr page shows how much of a DB the kid is, and makes my head hurt

NSFW or VOLUME

Ironic and NSFW


Also Ironic

14 Dec 2012 12:20 PM
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ko_kyi     
About the fastest way to get arrested is to tell a cop "You can't arrest me!"

14 Dec 2012 12:21 PM
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GRCooper     
I'm shocked, SHOCKED.


(that this wasn't at UVA)


/not really, if it was at UVA he'd have been right
//and this would've been kept out of the news
///you sound frat

14 Dec 2012 12:21 PM
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Uchiha_Cycliste     

Marine1: Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.


Not all frats are pseudo-homo, party and dumbass central.
Generally all but one or two are. There is always the engineering frat where the nerds congregate to live in the house nearest to the engineering buildings. For instance Tau Beta Pi and Theta Tau at Cal. Those kids, they don't party hard but they do study hard and they are incredibly lazy =D... *grumbles* lucky buggers, living across the street from Cory hall AND Soda.

14 Dec 2012 12:23 PM
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orbister     

DrPainMD: When being questioned by a cop, you should only say three four things:
Am I under arrest?
Am I being detained?
Am I free to go?
I have not been butt chugging


Sorted.

14 Dec 2012 12:24 PM
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ITGreen     
torontoist.com
Mitch: (On phone) Hey, dude, what's up?
Frat Guy: Yo, Neil, is that you?
Mitch: Yeah, it's me...Neil!
Frat Guy: Hey, it's Jason, man. We just got back from laying a beating on these guys. I mean, we messed them up good. And the whole time, this guy's just lying there, crying like a little girl! Hold on, I'll get Terry.
Mitch: No don't get Terry! I mean, look, the reason I'm calling is this - there's all these guys going around to the different frat houses pretending to be cops, but they're not real cops. They're fake cops. They just robbed a bunch of stuff from the delta psi house. So don't be fooled, OK?
Frat Guy: Sure thing, dude. thanks for calling.
Mitch: OK, no problem there, dude. Now, uh, you go back to doing something latently homoerotic, all right? (Hangs up)

Mitch: (dials) Hello, real cops?

14 Dec 2012 12:24 PM
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Onkel Buck     
So buying your friends doesn't equal to buying your way out of trouble?

14 Dec 2012 12:29 PM
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omgbears     

Uchiha_Cycliste: Marine1: Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.

Not all frats are pseudo-homo, party and dumbass central.
Generally all but one or two are. There is always the engineering frat where the nerds congregate to live in the house nearest to the engineering buildings. For instance Tau Beta Pi and Theta Tau at Cal. Those kids, they don't party hard but they do study hard and they are incredibly lazy =D... *grumbles* lucky buggers, living across the street from Cory hall AND Soda.


Tau Beta Pi is an honorary society for engineers, not a frat.

/went to tech school, all the frats were where the nerds congregate.
//most frats are pretty cool, "Drunken Bro gets arrested" just makes better headlines than "Bros volunteer at local shelter"

14 Dec 2012 12:34 PM
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Loki-L     
Send lawyers, guns and money!

14 Dec 2012 12:35 PM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Class warfare? Any one? Fark Conservatives? Class Warfare?

(Crickets)

14 Dec 2012 12:35 PM
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TheNewJesus     
Paul Ryan is back in college???

14 Dec 2012 12:45 PM
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CoonAce     
I wouldn't have been surprised if it was a Tulane student.

I grew up near Tulane. Every year, the student body consistently has tons of wealthy & extremely arrogant kids. One of them, named Josh Gimelstob, killed a campus cop by running him over with his car. He tried to get away with it, but the body shop - where he took his bloody Jeep on the down low - called NOPD. He got off with only 6 months in jail.

14 Dec 2012 12:55 PM
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Uchiha_Cycliste     

omgbears: Uchiha_Cycliste: Marine1: Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.

Not all frats are pseudo-homo, party and dumbass central.
Generally all but one or two are. There is always the engineering frat where the nerds congregate to live in the house nearest to the engineering buildings. For instance Tau Beta Pi and Theta Tau at Cal. Those kids, they don't party hard but they do study hard and they are incredibly lazy =D... *grumbles* lucky buggers, living across the street from Cory hall AND Soda.

Tau Beta Pi is an honorary society for engineers, not a frat.

/went to tech school, all the frats were where the nerds congregate.
//most frats are pretty cool, "Drunken Bro gets arrested" just makes better headlines than "Bros volunteer at
local shelter"


Sorry about that, I wasn't sure about it, but thought it might be a Frat.

Theta Tau on the other hand, definitely a frat full of hard-core studying nerds.

14 Dec 2012 12:55 PM
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