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14 Dec 2012 11:51 AM   |   8342 clicks   |   STLToday
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OregonVet    [TotalFark]  
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R.I.P.

14 Dec 2012 08:30 AM
gopher321    [TotalFark]  
Hey Crazy Lady! You've just murdered a roofer and been charged with felonious homicide! What are you going to do now?

I'm going to Disneyworld the state pen!

14 Dec 2012 11:30 AM
lc6529     
I guess she thought she was getting a glamor shot...

14 Dec 2012 11:52 AM
DeathBySmiley     
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For a murder with a facial tattoo, she has excellent teeth.

14 Dec 2012 11:52 AM
probesport     
He was up there with the hot mops and shiat.

14 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
AngryDragon     

DeathBySmiley: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x325]

For a murder with a facial tattoo, she has excellent teeth.


First thing I thought too.

14 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
Pair-o-Dice     

DeathBySmiley: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x325]

For a murder with a facial tattoo, she has excellent teeth.


Stay classy Ms. Facial-tattoo gal!

14 Dec 2012 11:55 AM
cgraves67     
I don't condone her crime, but seriously, no one should be allowed to use a hammer that early in the morning.

14 Dec 2012 11:55 AM
davidphogan     

DeathBySmiley: For a murder with a facial tattoo, she has excellent teeth.


Seriously, those are very nice.

14 Dec 2012 11:55 AM
Hector Remarkable    [TotalFark]  
I would hate to get murdered to 'Yakity Sax'.

14 Dec 2012 11:56 AM
Carn     

Leeds: That individual's name is "Chtonia."

Is that pronounced "shiate on ya?"

Cause I'm fairly sure that's what it's parents wanted us to call it.


I think her parents were Cthulu,

14 Dec 2012 11:56 AM
Gonz     
I read that headline multiple times, and could not figure out why someone was arrested for killing a rooster. I need more coffee.

14 Dec 2012 11:58 AM
notyomama     
I just can't understand what happens to make people think that face and neck tattoos are a good idea.

I try not to be judgemental but I fail.

14 Dec 2012 12:00 PM
grokca    [TotalFark]  
Kill a roofer, big smile, things are looking up.

14 Dec 2012 12:03 PM
cig-mkr     
Another poor youth that has gone astray. How did we fail this child? For this child to do such a heinous crime is a failure on our society to provide guidance and support in her time of need.
Where did we go wrong? Perhaps if we provided a free cell phone, some food assistance, and supplemented her living cost this would never have happened.

14 Dec 2012 12:03 PM
Resident Muslim     

cgraves67: I don't condone her crime, but seriously, no one should be allowed to use a hammer that early in the morning.


Ok. Thank you.
My brain could not come up with anything when I read 'roofer'.
For some reason I kept thinking "someone who smokes a reefer? Nah."

Lack of caffeine in the system.

14 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
gbv23     
I stab people and get away with it because they are usually pieces of shiat

14 Dec 2012 12:07 PM
Wade_Wilson     

Hector Remarkable: I would hate to get murdered to 'Yakity Sax'.


Really? Because I'll be disappointed if I'm murdered any other way.

/At least it'll be over quick.

14 Dec 2012 12:12 PM
Onkel Buck    [TotalFark]  
She is going to "college" and will probably see some family members as well subby, wouldn't you be happy too?

14 Dec 2012 12:18 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

Leeds: That individual's name is "Chtonia."

Is that pronounced "shiate on ya?"

Cause I'm fairly sure that's what it's parents wanted us to call it.


Clearly it's, "cheat on ya."

14 Dec 2012 12:18 PM
Knucklepopper     
As a guy who's been waiting an hour-and-a-half now for the farking roofer to call, let alone show up, while a steady stream of water comes running down the goddamned hole I had to punch into the goddamned ceiling directly beneath where I paid the sonofabiatch to fix it the last goddamned time, all I can say, I'd be smiling, too!
In fact, considering I took the goddamned day off of work to deal with this, murder is sounding like a pretty goddamned good idea!

14 Dec 2012 12:20 PM
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14 Dec 2012 12:21 PM
mercator_psi     

Gonz: I read that headline multiple times, and could not figure out why someone was arrested for killing a rooster. I need more coffee.


♪ Here they come to snuff the roofer... ♫

14 Dec 2012 12:25 PM
studs up     
Roofers are douchebags. Always looking down on the lowly framers, telling us to hand stuff to them, then yelling "headache" when hammers come crashing down on us. Fark the roofer.
Good shot lady.
/have had issues

14 Dec 2012 12:33 PM
Do you know the way to Mordor     
She must have been on roofies

14 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
flynn80     
Save that type of glee for lawyers, politicians and pedophiles.

14 Dec 2012 12:58 PM
ElFugawz     
Maybe she thought he was a chimney sweep

14 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
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14 Dec 2012 01:05 PM
phyrkrakr     
Probably drug-related. Stealing a van to pay for crack or something, the north side of St. Louis is pretty damn rough. I didn't think the West End had gotten THAT bad, though.

14 Dec 2012 02:28 PM
ehahn     
Besides the picture in the Boobies I can't believe there aren't more Benny Hill jokes! I used to love watching Benny Hill especially those short films they speed up with that memorable music!!!

14 Dec 2012 03:28 PM
kdawg7736    [TotalFark]  
Possible mugshot of the week anybody?

14 Dec 2012 06:45 PM
ko_kyi     
Which actually indicates crazy more accurately?

1. Large facial tattoo

2. Butthole tattoo.

14 Dec 2012 10:39 PM
Hector Remarkable    [TotalFark]  

Wade_Wilson: Hector Remarkable: I would hate to get murdered to 'Yakity Sax'.

Really? Because I'll be disappointed if I'm murdered any other way.

/At least it'll be over quick.


You know, I've considered it, and it's actually kind of hard to choose a song to be murdered to at all, if I get to choose. I'm torn between using the music for dramatic irony or just going with, I don't know, the theme from Star Wars.

15 Dec 2012 01:02 AM
HideMonkey     

DeathBySmiley: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x325]

For a murder with a facial tattoo, she has excellent teeth.


Your handle is particularly suited to this story, btw.

15 Dec 2012 08:27 PM
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