At 11:01 a.m., a caller reported that two people holding "Impeach Obama" signs are blocking the sidewalk next to the post office with a table.

Oh, is that where they went? They were busy on the Eastside all summer long. Glad to see they are on a completely different land mass now.

Is circumcising yourself the best late night entertainment they have up there? I guess say least nobody got farked by a house.

What the mohel did that guy think was going to happen?

Circumcision thread! Round one....FIGHT!

At 1:01 p.m., a caller at a SE Barrington Drive location reported that a woman was wearing a jacket and a white, see-through shirt. The caller said customers were complaining because her undergarments were visible.


Oh my Star's and garters!, the woman's, erm, foundational garmets were visible? well Heavens to Betsy! if that's not a reason to call 911 I don't know what is

It's Stephen King's Castle Rock of the West Coast!

Wow, that's really old school.

Things not to do with a cigar cutter.

After the circumcision, enjoy a fine meal.

I see Whidbey has been busy.

Way to go, Impeach Obama, advocates! Threatening potential supporters will certainly strengthen your cause! SMH