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TheAnvil: Overcooking pork chops should be a capital crime.
Loucifer: Detective, I did no going and then you tell me do things, I done runnin'...
The Third Man: How the hell can there be disagreement over how to cook a porkchop anyway? Put spices on it, put in in the damn pan and cook it 'til it's done!
Publikwerks: TheAnvil: Overcooking pork chops should be a capital crime.[i.ytimg.com image 480x358]OH shiat, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! fark, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE fark OUT!
culture: CSB time:I worked for a while as a roughneck (oil field labor). We had a new crew member who announced his nickname was Pork Chop. However, in the oil field you don't get to choose you nickname, it is assigned to you by the rest of the crew. Unfortunately for him, there were too many children of the 90s on the crew who had grown up with PBS's Lamb Chop's Play-Along. He was forever after knows as Lamb Chop instead.
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