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14 Dec 2012 11:34 AM   |   1552 clicks   |   Heartland Connection
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gopher321    [TotalFark]  
Exactly what I want on my tombstone: Killed Over a Porkchop

14 Dec 2012 11:26 AM
The Third Man     
How the hell can there be disagreement over how to cook a porkchop anyway? Put spices on it, put in in the damn pan and cook it 'til it's done!

14 Dec 2012 11:36 AM
TheAnvil     
Overcooking pork chops should be a capital crime.

14 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
Anastacya     
I can understand that. A good pork chop with a nice strip of fat is godly. Anyone who ruins a pork chop should be summarily beaten with said pork chop.

14 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
Loucifer     
Detective, I did no going and then you tell me do things, I done runnin'...

14 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
No Time To Explain     
I'm kinda stuck, on one hand, it's from Florida, on the other, it was about badly cooked piggy goodness

/hang the wrongdoer, teach others a lesson

14 Dec 2012 11:39 AM
Publikwerks     

TheAnvil: Overcooking pork chops should be a capital crime.


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OH shiat, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! fark, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE fark OUT!

14 Dec 2012 11:43 AM
The All-Powerful Atheismo     
KAAAAAHHNNNNSSSSVILLLLLEE!

14 Dec 2012 11:44 AM
LarryDan43     
Gotta have my chops.

14 Dec 2012 11:44 AM
Publikwerks     

Loucifer: Detective, I did no going and then you tell me do things, I done runnin'...


my god, did that smell good!

14 Dec 2012 11:44 AM
show me    [TotalFark]  
Mushroom soup. I'll bet that's what the argument was about. farking mushroom farking soup.

14 Dec 2012 11:45 AM
Archie Goodwin     
Jack Burton wanted for questioning.

14 Dec 2012 11:45 AM
RTOGUY    [TotalFark]  

The Third Man: How the hell can there be disagreement over how to cook a porkchop anyway? Put spices on it, put in in the damn pan and cook it 'til it's done!


Pan cooking a pork chop instead of cooking it on the BBQ?! Looks like somebody is just asking to get shot.

14 Dec 2012 11:46 AM
offmymeds     
Fried w/gravy. mashed potatoes, string beans and cornbread.

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Anyone who disagrees with me is wrong!

14 Dec 2012 11:47 AM
Slowdog    [TotalFark]  
Porkchops and apple sau- *BANG*

14 Dec 2012 11:48 AM
Carn     
How is this 2nd degree murder? He told the other roommates he was going to shoot him, then he shot him and killed him.

14 Dec 2012 11:48 AM
WordsnCollision     
That's not a pork chop argument, THIS is a pork chop argument:

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14 Dec 2012 11:49 AM
Pro Zack     

14 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
BKITU    [TotalFark]  

Publikwerks: TheAnvil: Overcooking pork chops should be a capital crime.

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OH shiat, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! fark, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE fark OUT!


CFT,LS.

14 Dec 2012 11:59 AM
uncleacid     
Two head shots over pork chops? Prime Rib maybe.

14 Dec 2012 12:03 PM
bluefoxicy     
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Pork chop?

14 Dec 2012 12:08 PM
Chalnoth     
DRTFA, but was the victim killed by some kind of human-pig man? Jim Haggerty hasn't been seen in a while...

14 Dec 2012 12:09 PM
Resident Muslim     
For some reason I was thinking sideburns.


/RIP Elvis.

14 Dec 2012 12:19 PM
StoPPeRmobile     
What a pork chop argument may look like.
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14 Dec 2012 12:22 PM
TofuTheAlmighty     
This is a repe . . . Oh, it's NOT a repeat from September.

Pork: Serious business

14 Dec 2012 12:25 PM
perilsensitive     

Publikwerks: TheAnvil: Overcooking pork chops should be a capital crime.

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OH shiat, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! fark, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE fark OUT!


PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!

14 Dec 2012 12:27 PM
culture     
CSB time:

I worked for a while as a roughneck (oil field labor). We had a new crew member who announced his nickname was Pork Chop. However, in the oil field you don't get to choose you nickname, it is assigned to you by the rest of the crew. Unfortunately for him, there were too many children of the 90s on the crew who had grown up with PBS's Lamb Chop's Play-Along. He was forever after knows as Lamb Chop instead.

14 Dec 2012 12:28 PM
LDM90     
Hey, I'M a former Kirksville man!

D'oh!

14 Dec 2012 12:34 PM
brobdiggy     
Porkchop is actually a badass. He could totally kill a guy.

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14 Dec 2012 12:45 PM
Publikwerks     

culture: CSB time:

I worked for a while as a roughneck (oil field labor). We had a new crew member who announced his nickname was Pork Chop. However, in the oil field you don't get to choose you nickname, it is assigned to you by the rest of the crew. Unfortunately for him, there were too many children of the 90s on the crew who had grown up with PBS's Lamb Chop's Play-Along. He was forever after knows as Lamb Chop instead.


I don't think you ever get to choose your own nickname.

14 Dec 2012 02:47 PM
MLWS     
Wth, no "Kirk Chop!" Reference yet?

14 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
DownDaRiver     
I make the best pork chops!

I will use my tonges to twist your nuts off if you open my grill for a peek!


/pigs, what can't they do
//gf says that about me

14 Dec 2012 09:04 PM
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