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   New species of slow loris discovered in Borneo. With photo of a surprised slow loris: °o°

14 Dec 2012 08:25 AM   |   10441 clicks   |   BBC
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
"White people shocked by barbaric treatment of cute animals in foreign countries"

14 Dec 2012 05:39 AM
Elvis_Bogart    [TotalFark]  

AverageAmericanGuy: "White people shocked by barbaric treatment of cute animals in foreign countries"


Yes, yes...white people are lame. What else did you learn at your community college?

14 Dec 2012 06:01 AM
Bontesla    [TotalFark]  
Oh my god I want.

14 Dec 2012 06:36 AM
Dead for Tax Reasons     
I hate when I get stuck behind slow loris on the highway

14 Dec 2012 08:29 AM
Tyrone Slothrop    [TotalFark]  
Was it discovered in the lower dimensions?

14 Dec 2012 08:32 AM
lenfromak    [TotalFark]  
It went to school on the short bus.

14 Dec 2012 08:35 AM
Cybernetic     
Are they delicious?

14 Dec 2012 08:36 AM
Muta     
I thought the term was 'special needs' loris.

14 Dec 2012 08:37 AM
RobFMJ     
I think he looks more like Steve Carell on that promo poster for 40 Year Old Virgin

14 Dec 2012 08:37 AM
gadian     
My mind & eyes immediately warped slow loris into something obscene. The monkey is cute though.

14 Dec 2012 08:37 AM
Shadowtag     
Subby gets points for the dead on emoticon slow loris.

14 Dec 2012 08:38 AM
Allen. The end.     
Toxic bite via the elbows? I love nature...

14 Dec 2012 08:38 AM
FeFiFoFark     
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14 Dec 2012 08:39 AM
Carn     
I watched the video about their toxic bite. Bad monkey!

14 Dec 2012 08:42 AM
Hugemeister     

Elvis_Bogart: AverageAmericanGuy: "White people shocked by barbaric treatment of cute animals in foreign countries"

Yes, yes...white people are lame. What else did you learn at your community college?

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That Barack Obama will be our president until 2016.............you may now resume your search for the birth certificate.


14 Dec 2012 08:45 AM
THX 1138     
FTFA: Uniquely among primates, they have a toxic bite, belying their appearance.

WTF? "We were surprised because whenever a brand new species is discovered, we assumed we'd be able to tell if it was toxic by just looking at it!"

14 Dec 2012 08:47 AM
Isildur     
ftfa: Animals that are active by night often rely less on visual clues, and can therefore appear more similar to one another.

For example, most of them suck at rebus puzzles.

/cues

14 Dec 2012 08:54 AM
acad1228     

Hugemeister: Elvis_Bogart: AverageAmericanGuy: "White people shocked by barbaric treatment of cute animals in foreign countries"

Yes, yes...white people are lame. What else did you learn at your community college?[ts4.mm.bing.net image 202x148]

That Barack Obama will be our president until 2016.............you may now resume your search for the birth certificate.


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14 Dec 2012 08:55 AM
Camaris     
Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well I say, hard cheese.

/Excellent

14 Dec 2012 08:57 AM
Shadowtag     

THX 1138: FTFA: Uniquely among primates, they have a toxic bite, belying their appearance.

WTF? "We were surprised because whenever a brand new species is discovered, we assumed we'd be able to tell if it was toxic by just looking at it!"


Well once Gladys keeled over, everyone dropped their platypus and ran to the med tent.

/Platypi?

14 Dec 2012 09:05 AM
oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  

acad1228: Hugemeister: Elvis_Bogart: AverageAmericanGuy: "White people shocked by barbaric treatment of cute animals in foreign countries"

Yes, yes...white people are lame. What else did you learn at your community college?[ts4.mm.bing.net image 202x148]

That Barack Obama will be our president until 2016.............you may now resume your search for the birth certificate.

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Honkies - PLEEZE! Stop exemplifying the uptight stereotype and dance!
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14 Dec 2012 09:07 AM
liam76     
They are the only primates with a toxic bite, secreting the toxin from glands in their elbows.

Slow lorises lick this toxin, and mix it with their saliva. They then use it when they bite, or to coat the fur of their offspring, possibly as a way to deter predators from attacking their young.


Weird.

14 Dec 2012 09:20 AM
talulahgosh    [TotalFark]  
came for some captions, leaving disappointed.

14 Dec 2012 09:36 AM
cgraves67     

Allen. The end.: Toxic bite via the elbows? I love nature...


What's more impressive, it's a primate that can get its elbows into its mouth.

14 Dec 2012 09:38 AM
talulahgosh    [TotalFark]  

cgraves67: Allen. The end.: Toxic bite via the elbows? I love nature...

What's more impressive, it's a primate that can get its elbows into its mouth.


wow, i didn't think of that.

14 Dec 2012 09:47 AM
kungfu jesus with a side of lime     
Dude is kind of cute, in a way that would likely get me some action with my girlfriend if I were to bring one home.

14 Dec 2012 09:49 AM
Chach     
Penis goes where?!?!?

14 Dec 2012 10:18 AM
cubic_spleen     

14 Dec 2012 10:51 AM
Chinchillazilla     

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Dude is kind of cute, in a way that would likely get me some action with my girlfriend if I were to bring one home.


Only until one or both of you died of anaphylactic shock.

14 Dec 2012 11:07 AM
talulahgosh    [TotalFark]  
i have discovered the cutest video ever.
apparently some slow lorises are breed domestically in japan.

/that's what they say at least.

14 Dec 2012 11:16 AM
ginko     

oldfarthenry: acad1228: Hugemeister: Elvis_Bogart: AverageAmericanGuy: "White people shocked by barbaric treatment of cute animals in foreign countries"

Yes, yes...white people are lame. What else did you learn at your community college?[ts4.mm.bing.net image 202x148]

That Barack Obama will be our president until 2016.............you may now resume your search for the birth certificate.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 624x317]

Honkies - PLEEZE! Stop exemplifying the uptight stereotype and dance!
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Thank you. I've never stared at the movie long enought to see how every single nut job was dancing in that shot.

14 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
Tman144     

Dead for Tax Reasons: I hate when I get stuck behind slow loris lorry on the highway


FIFY

14 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
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