"White people shocked by barbaric treatment of cute animals in foreign countries"

AverageAmericanGuy: "White people shocked by barbaric treatment of cute animals in foreign countries"

Yes, yes...white people are lame. What else did you learn at your community college?

Oh my god I want.

I hate when I get stuck behind slow loris on the highway

Was it discovered in the lower dimensions?

It went to school on the short bus.

Are they delicious?

I thought the term was 'special needs' loris.

I think he looks more like Steve Carell on that promo poster for 40 Year Old Virgin

My mind & eyes immediately warped slow loris into something obscene. The monkey is cute though.

Subby gets points for the dead on emoticon slow loris.

Toxic bite via the elbows? I love nature...

related to...

/hot

I watched the video about their toxic bite. Bad monkey!

Elvis_Bogart: AverageAmericanGuy: "White people shocked by barbaric treatment of cute animals in foreign countries"

Yes, yes...white people are lame. What else did you learn at your community college?

That Barack Obama will be our president until 2016.............you may now resume your search for the birth certificate.

FTFA: Uniquely among primates, they have a toxic bite, belying their appearance.

WTF? "We were surprised because whenever a brand new species is discovered, we assumed we'd be able to tell if it was toxic by just looking at it!"

ftfa: Animals that are active by night often rely less on visual clues, and can therefore appear more similar to one another.

For example, most of them suck at rebus puzzles.

/cues

Hugemeister: Elvis_Bogart: AverageAmericanGuy: "White people shocked by barbaric treatment of cute animals in foreign countries"

Yes, yes...white people are lame. What else did you learn at your community college?[ts4.mm.bing.net image 202x148]

That Barack Obama will be our president until 2016.............you may now resume your search for the birth certificate.

Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well I say, hard cheese.

/Excellent

THX 1138: FTFA: Uniquely among primates, they have a toxic bite, belying their appearance.

WTF? "We were surprised because whenever a brand new species is discovered, we assumed we'd be able to tell if it was toxic by just looking at it!"

Well once Gladys keeled over, everyone dropped their platypus and ran to the med tent.

/Platypi?

acad1228: Hugemeister: Elvis_Bogart: AverageAmericanGuy: "White people shocked by barbaric treatment of cute animals in foreign countries"

Yes, yes...white people are lame. What else did you learn at your community college?[ts4.mm.bing.net image 202x148]

That Barack Obama will be our president until 2016.............you may now resume your search for the birth certificate.

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Honkies - PLEEZE! Stop exemplifying the uptight stereotype and dance!

They are the only primates with a toxic bite, secreting the toxin from glands in their elbows.

Slow lorises lick this toxin, and mix it with their saliva. They then use it when they bite, or to coat the fur of their offspring, possibly as a way to deter predators from attacking their young.

Weird.

came for some captions, leaving disappointed.

Allen. The end.: Toxic bite via the elbows? I love nature...

What's more impressive, it's a primate that can get its elbows into its mouth.

cgraves67: Allen. The end.: Toxic bite via the elbows? I love nature...

What's more impressive, it's a primate that can get its elbows into its mouth.

wow, i didn't think of that.

Dude is kind of cute, in a way that would likely get me some action with my girlfriend if I were to bring one home.

Penis goes where?!?!?

Dramatic Slow Loris

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Dude is kind of cute, in a way that would likely get me some action with my girlfriend if I were to bring one home.

Only until one or both of you died of anaphylactic shock.

i have discovered the cutest video ever.
apparently some slow lorises are breed domestically in japan.

/that's what they say at least.

oldfarthenry: acad1228: Hugemeister: Elvis_Bogart: AverageAmericanGuy: "White people shocked by barbaric treatment of cute animals in foreign countries"

Yes, yes...white people are lame. What else did you learn at your community college?[ts4.mm.bing.net image 202x148]

That Barack Obama will be our president until 2016.............you may now resume your search for the birth certificate.

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Honkies - PLEEZE! Stop exemplifying the uptight stereotype and dance!
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Thank you. I've never stared at the movie long enought to see how every single nut job was dancing in that shot.

Dead for Tax Reasons: I hate when I get stuck behind slow loris lorry on the highway

FIFY