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   Local man has been booked in jail plenty of times, but this time, number 66, was to be the perfect crime

14 Dec 2012 10:15 AM   |   5296 clicks   |   Utah Daily Herald Extra
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Farce-Side     
What a couple of criminal masterminds. A twelve pack and $14? Totally worth it.

14 Dec 2012 10:22 AM
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embo     
blogs.ocweekly.com

14 Dec 2012 10:30 AM
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Sin_City_Superhero    [TotalFark]  
What kind of beer was it?

14 Dec 2012 10:34 AM
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Slartibeerfest     
I assume he cut the lamp cord, to keep it from calling the police as well.

14 Dec 2012 10:40 AM
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databit     
If he had cut the Other lamp cord he wold have gotten away with it.

14 Dec 2012 10:47 AM
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lenfromak    [TotalFark]  
For a little bit of money. Well, I just don't understand it.

14 Dec 2012 10:48 AM
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titwrench     
This is why 67 strike laws don't work.

14 Dec 2012 10:50 AM
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Carn     
"In the head!"

14 Dec 2012 10:50 AM
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sipedogg311     
this is the type of person that should just be locked up forever. he will never rehab and never stop being a criminal dumbass. he is a perpetual threat to everyone around him. no one should be allowed to be arrested this many times in 22 years and yet still be on the street with good folk

14 Dec 2012 11:00 AM
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kdawg7736    [TotalFark]  
You think they would just lock him up and throw away the keys after awhile...

14 Dec 2012 11:19 AM
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Nasty_McFilth     
I'm still living like a $14 vic
That's a lot of trouble for a little bit of win.

/obscure?

14 Dec 2012 11:22 AM
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mvalpreda     
Ever been to Utah? It's tough to get a beer there. Almost resorted to robbery....if we actually saw someone with any sort of alcohol.....

14 Dec 2012 11:27 AM
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themasterdebater     

mvalpreda: Ever been to Utah? It's tough to get a beer there. Almost resorted to robbery....if we actually saw someone with any sort of alcohol.....


I see prohibition is working!

14 Dec 2012 11:39 AM
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doczoidberg     

mvalpreda: Ever been to Utah? It's tough to get a beer there. .


Tell me about it.

If you ask me, the whole state should be locked up.

14 Dec 2012 11:53 AM
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chrylis     

embo:


Leaving satisfied.

14 Dec 2012 12:41 PM
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