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   How bad of a criminal must you be when you have a gun and still fail in three separate carjacking attempts at the same parking lot?

14 Dec 2012 12:58 PM   |   2406 clicks   |   NBC San Diego
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ITGreen    [TotalFark]  
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It just popped in there - I don't know why.

14 Dec 2012 10:33 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
How bad is security when you can have one person try to car jack three people in one day?

14 Dec 2012 11:46 AM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Mugger: Your money or your life.

Jack Benny: I'm thinking, I'm thinking ....

A classic.

14 Dec 2012 01:07 PM
MythDragon     
CSB:

Coming home one night from work about 10pm. (I live in Petersburg, VA). I am stopped at an intersection and there is this very shady, scruffy looking dude standing in the middle of the street. (since you are wondering, yes, he was successful and attractive). Then he starts looking at me. "Oh, please don't walk over here" I say to myself. He walks over. "Damn" I say to myself.

He bangs on the window and yells "Pull over, this is a carjacking!". I just sort of look at him for a second, and then I say "No". Then the light turns green, so I leave. I get about 30 feet away, and I stop and roll down the window at yell back "You suck at this."

14 Dec 2012 01:09 PM
MythDragon     
In the final attempt, the suspect became locked inside the car he was trying to steal


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"Hey, a little help!"

14 Dec 2012 01:10 PM
obamadidcoke     

MythDragon: CSB:

Coming home one night from work about 10pm. (I live in Petersburg, VA). I am stopped at an intersection and there is this very shady, scruffy looking dude standing in the middle of the street. (since you are wondering, yes, he was successful and attractive). Then he starts looking at me. "Oh, please don't walk over here" I say to myself. He walks over. "Damn" I say to myself.

He bangs on the window and yells "Pull over, this is a carjacking!". I just sort of look at him for a second, and then I say "No". Then the light turns green, so I leave. I get about 30 feet away, and I stop and roll down the window at yell back "You suck at this."


Awesome

14 Dec 2012 01:16 PM
Jim_Callahan    [TotalFark]  
Carjacking always seemed like one of the dumber crimes to me. Best case scenario, your theft is being reported to the police with details of your appearance and the car's before you even make it out of the scene of the crime. Worst case, your timing is off and you actually make good on your threat, and now you've fired a weapon in a monitored/populated area and you're still on foot while they drive away.

And the kind of carjacking where you walk up to a car that's already running? Not only are they massively faster than you, they have a massively deadiler weapon than you.

Basically, if I wanted to steal a car, I'd grab a mechanic's opener kit and learn to hotwire. Or maybe learn to lift people's keys. Because the robbery way is terrible even from a criminal's perspective.

14 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
skinink     
So leathery people suck at car jacking.

And I get a kick that Farkers need to point out race in a crime story when it really doesn't matter. Seems the problem is your own, unless you're less offended if the car jacking is done by a non-minority.

14 Dec 2012 01:29 PM
Mog32Kupo    [TotalFark]  
North County Hobos are idiots, they're entitled douchebags, which is impressive seeing they're HOBOS!

CSB:
This one hobo who would frequent around CSUSM I would always see in front of the Circle K I always grab smokes from asked for some cash, well instead I brought him inside and bought him a sandwich. Boom, good sumaritan done for the year.
3 weeks later, same hobo, different gas station, asked again for cash, just told him I already bought him a sandwich, and he simply replied "Dude, I'm Homeless" like to make me feel guilty or as a threat or something. It's like sorry dude, not my fault your an idiot.

14 Dec 2012 01:35 PM
Clemkadidlefark     
Probably bad at grammer, too.

14 Dec 2012 01:38 PM
solokumba     
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14 Dec 2012 01:41 PM
TheOther     
It's just not his lot in life.

14 Dec 2012 01:47 PM
Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  

obamadidcoke: MythDragon: CSB:

Coming home one night from work about 10pm. (I live in Petersburg, VA). I am stopped at an intersection and there is this very shady, scruffy looking dude standing in the middle of the street. (since you are wondering, yes, he was successful and attractive). Then he starts looking at me. "Oh, please don't walk over here" I say to myself. He walks over. "Damn" I say to myself.

He bangs on the window and yells "Pull over, this is a carjacking!". I just sort of look at him for a second, and then I say "No". Then the light turns green, so I leave. I get about 30 feet away, and I stop and roll down the window at yell back "You suck at this."

Awesome


Seconded, with much laughter thrown in.

14 Dec 2012 02:06 PM
zez     
Police searched the area for the suspect, but were unable to immediately locate him. He remains outstanding.

Doesn't sound too outstanding to me

14 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
titwrench     

Mog32Kupo: North County Hobos are idiots, they're entitled douchebags, which is impressive seeing they're HOBOS!

CSB:
This one hobo who would frequent around CSUSM I would always see in front of the Circle K I always grab smokes from asked for some cash, well instead I brought him inside and bought him a sandwich. Boom, good sumaritan done for the year.
3 weeks later, same hobo, different gas station, asked again for cash, just told him I already bought him a sandwich, and he simply replied "Dude, I'm Homeless" like to make me feel guilty or as a threat or something. It's like sorry dude, not my fault your an idiot.


Skinny white guy with reddish blond hair?

14 Dec 2012 02:31 PM
MarkMartinFan     
fark I was a block away with a CCW .357 Sig.... I need to kill before the end of the year - can someone please be a total ass near me so I can do it?

14 Dec 2012 04:22 PM
offmymeds     

TheOther: It's just not his lot in life.


WINNAH!

14 Dec 2012 05:34 PM
SwiftFox     
How bad? You don't know Jack

14 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
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