obamadidcoke: MythDragon: CSB:Coming home one night from work about 10pm. (I live in Petersburg, VA). I am stopped at an intersection and there is this very shady, scruffy looking dude standing in the middle of the street. (since you are wondering, yes, he was successful and attractive). Then he starts looking at me. "Oh, please don't walk over here" I say to myself. He walks over. "Damn" I say to myself.He bangs on the window and yells "Pull over, this is a carjacking!". I just sort of look at him for a second, and then I say "No". Then the light turns green, so I leave. I get about 30 feet away, and I stop and roll down the window at yell back "You suck at this."Awesome
Mog32Kupo: North County Hobos are idiots, they're entitled douchebags, which is impressive seeing they're HOBOS!CSB:This one hobo who would frequent around CSUSM I would always see in front of the Circle K I always grab smokes from asked for some cash, well instead I brought him inside and bought him a sandwich. Boom, good sumaritan done for the year.3 weeks later, same hobo, different gas station, asked again for cash, just told him I already bought him a sandwich, and he simply replied "Dude, I'm Homeless" like to make me feel guilty or as a threat or something. It's like sorry dude, not my fault your an idiot.
TheOther: It's just not his lot in life.
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