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corq: FTFA:"He was wearing what appears to be a Mitt Romney mask and a Florida State sweatshirt.He got away with some cash.Police are still investigating."That's some hard-hitting detailed journalism, right there.
Snarfangel: Nice. I'm headed off to the bank with my Warren Buffett mask."Why yes, I am Warren Buffett. I need some money for a night on the town. Can I have a bag with a big dollar sign on the side?"
bdub77: I think we can safely rule out Mitt Romney. He has finely honed his method of taking money from people.
mongbiohazard: Considering how Mitt is the poster boy for the modern day robber baron, are we sure it was actually a mask?
Tiber727: mongbiohazard: Considering how Mitt is the poster boy for the modern day robber baron, are we sure it was actually a mask?Bank tellers first suspected that the man was not actually Mitt Romney because he was smiling less awkwardly than usual.
jack21221: Banks take money from us all the time; turnabout is fair play.
Pants full of macaroni!!: Darling fascist bullyboy:Give me some more money, you bastard.May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman.Neil
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