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   Australian Fair Trade Minister orders anti-vaccination group to change misleading name, still allowed to keep lying about everything else though

14 Dec 2012 12:01 PM   |   3248 clicks   |   News.com.au
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Zarquon's Flat Tire    [TotalFark]  
How about Australian Plague Supporters? Slogan: Endangering our kids, AND yours!

14 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
DeathBySmiley     
Proof positive that there is no vaccine for retardery.

14 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
give me doughnuts     
How about the "Playboy Bunnies Are Epidemiology Experts Network"?

14 Dec 2012 12:06 PM
Cheron     
My sister works with a lady who has a cousin that knows a guy whose kid turned into a newt after getting a vaccine

14 Dec 2012 12:07 PM
Millennium     
Anti-Vaccination Network. As name changes go it's simple and honest, and it doesn't require them to change their initials.

14 Dec 2012 12:08 PM
uttertosh     

Cheron: My sister works with a lady who has a cousin that knows a guy whose kid turned into a newt after getting a vaccine


uncle dave? nah, that was the ddt.

14 Dec 2012 12:09 PM
LazarusLong42     

Cheron: My sister works with a lady who has a cousin that knows a guy whose kid turned into a newt after getting a vaccine


Did he get better? Or did he end up a disgraced Speaker of the House and terrible Presidential candidate?

14 Dec 2012 12:09 PM
DeathBySmiley     

LazarusLong42: Cheron: My sister works with a lady who has a cousin that knows a guy whose kid turned into a newt after getting a vaccine

Did he get better? Or did he end up a disgraced Speaker of the House and terrible Presidential candidate?


Did the vaccine weigh as much as a duck?

14 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.

14 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
DeathBySmiley     

ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.


I call B.S.

14 Dec 2012 12:13 PM
Satanic_Hamster     

ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

[img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.


You know, this is a bit over the top even for you. Are you trying to transition into a Mike Lowell type humor troll?

14 Dec 2012 12:15 PM
Zarquon's Flat Tire    [TotalFark]  

DeathBySmiley: ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

[img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.

I call B.S.


I'd call the Ghostbusters.

14 Dec 2012 12:15 PM
moops     
"Pro-Pandemic Quackery Network"

14 Dec 2012 12:16 PM
DeathBySmiley     
Number of people harmed in any way by a vaccine?

4 and a half. Usually because the doctor was drunk when he was using the syringe.

Number of people not dead because of vaccines?

Pretty much farking everyone.

14 Dec 2012 12:18 PM
wildcardjack     

Zarquon's Flat Tire: DeathBySmiley: ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

[img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.

I call B.S.

I'd call the Ghostbusters.


I'd call shotgun!

14 Dec 2012 12:20 PM
odinsposse    [TotalFark]  
Does that mean all of the anti-gay marriage groups with "family" in their names need to change as well?

14 Dec 2012 12:20 PM
Millennium     

ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

[img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.


0/10. A good troll has to be just forgettable enough that you can't be caught repeating yourself.

14 Dec 2012 12:22 PM
Beanlet     

ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".



This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.


Every time that picture is posted, my brain momentarial wonders why the bear is holding a gun. Maybe if I see it enough times, that mental twinge will see it as a cross, but so far, it is still a gun for a split second.

14 Dec 2012 12:26 PM
Albert911emt     

ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

[img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.


You trolling? Vaccinations have saved many millions of lives over the last 30-40 years. It's been proven. It's called......wait for it.......SCIENCE.

14 Dec 2012 12:28 PM
give me doughnuts     

ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

[img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.



Actually, the teddy bear is full of kitty litter and sand. The janitor down at the crematorium used Quinn to grit the driveway after a snowstorm.

14 Dec 2012 12:31 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

give me doughnuts: ChipNASA: God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

[img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened. Now it's apparent that Obama's reach is lengthening to our allies and I'm afraid this is the start of the first indications of the New World Order.


Actually, the teddy bear is full of USED kitty litter and sand. The janitor down at the crematorium used Quinn to grit the driveway after a snowstorm.


/good piling on . {;-D

14 Dec 2012 12:36 PM
meat0918     
I don't hope for horrible things to happen to people, but I wouldn't cry many tears of one of these anti-vax parents had to suffer polio or measles or mumps. Keep their kids out of it since they have no choice really, but the parents, let them suffer one or two of these diseases, then tell me how evil vaccinations are.

14 Dec 2012 12:43 PM
stuffy     
Typed in AVN Link (NSFW)

14 Dec 2012 12:53 PM
Clemkadidlefark     
Hacking HUmans Through Vaccines

" ... DARPA has a $2 billion yearly budget for research into creating a super solider as well as developing a synthetic police force. Working with the human genome, DARPA hopes to manipulate certain gene expressions. In experimentation, DARPA and the military industrial pharmaceutical complex are using natural abilities that are enhanced through genetic engineering.

... By eliminating empathy, the Department of Defense (DoD) hopes to "enhance" a soldier's ability to "kill without care or remorse, shows no fear, can fight battle after battle without fatigue and generally behave more like a machine than a man.

... delivered through a vaccine that acts like a dump truck to deliver the genetic neurological amendments directly to that part of the brain which controls emotions and conscience ..."

Thank you, sir. May I have another?

14 Dec 2012 01:56 PM
hstein3     

Clemkadidlefark: Hacking HUmans Through Vaccines

" ... DARPA has a $2 billion yearly budget for research into creating a super solider as well as developing a synthetic police force. Working with the human genome, DARPA hopes to manipulate certain gene expressions. In experimentation, DARPA and the military industrial pharmaceutical complex are using natural abilities that are enhanced through genetic engineering.

... By eliminating empathy, the Department of Defense (DoD) hopes to "enhance" a soldier's ability to "kill without care or remorse, shows no fear, can fight battle after battle without fatigue and generally behave more like a machine than a man.

... delivered through a vaccine that acts like a dump truck to deliver the genetic neurological amendments directly to that part of the brain which controls emotions and conscience ..."

Thank you, sir. May I have another?


If someone actually accomplished this, I'm not sure if they'd received a Nobel prize or a prison sentence as the first supervillain.

14 Dec 2012 02:06 PM
trivial use of my dark powers     

meat0918: I don't hope for horrible things to happen to people, but I wouldn't cry many tears of one of these anti-vax parents had to suffer polio or measles or mumps. Keep their kids out of it since they have no choice really, but the parents, let them suffer one or two of these diseases, then tell me how evil vaccinations are.


The problem is most of these dammed idiot parents ARE vaccinated, so they're willing to expose their kids to risks they themselves do not face.

14 Dec 2012 02:48 PM
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Tom Little Pulitzer Prize winning editorial cartoon 1957

14 Dec 2012 03:49 PM
meat0918     

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Tom Little Pulitzer Prize winning editorial cartoon 1957


A GIS of polio and smallpox should be enough, but nope, they know better than years of medical and other scientific research.

14 Dec 2012 04:09 PM
BronyMedic     

Albert911emt: You trolling? Vaccinations have saved many millions of lives over the last 30-40 years. It's been proven. It's called......wait for it.......SCIENCE.


Have you never heard the glory of the Babyquarium? Once upon a time on FARK, someone decided to attention whore in a thread about the Duggars losing their 20th child during gestation, and post a picture of the cremains of their still-born fetus inside of a fish tank diorama. Quin was his name. Apparently, they thought it was a good idea to turn their baby boy into a piano decoration of questionable taste.

What ensured was no less than the greatest amount of attention-whoring that FARK had seen since FLYNAVY. The poster ended up being ridiculed off of FARK because of his AWing.

14 Dec 2012 07:28 PM
ol' gormsby     

DeathBySmiley: Number of people harmed in any way by a vaccine?

4 and a half. Usually because the doctor was drunk when he was using the syringe.

Number of people not dead because of vaccines?

Pretty much farking everyone.


1/10 because you got me to bite.

Link vaers.hhs.gov

14 Dec 2012 07:29 PM
Albert911emt     

BronyMedic: Albert911emt: You trolling? Vaccinations have saved many millions of lives over the last 30-40 years. It's been proven. It's called......wait for it.......SCIENCE.

Have you never heard the glory of the Babyquarium? Once upon a time on FARK, someone decided to attention whore in a thread about the Duggars losing their 20th child during gestation, and post a picture of the cremains of their still-born fetus inside of a fish tank diorama. Quin was his name. Apparently, they thought it was a good idea to turn their baby boy into a piano decoration of questionable taste.

What ensured was no less than the greatest amount of attention-whoring that FARK had seen since FLYNAVY. The poster ended up being ridiculed off of FARK because of his AWing.


What's the attention whore's handle?

\I can't claim to understand what it's like to lose a kid, and I'm sure I'd be out of my mind if I did lose a kid. My sympathies to anyone has gone through that.

14 Dec 2012 07:41 PM
BronyMedic     

ol' gormsby: 1/10 because you got me to bite.

Link vaers.hhs.gov


Except that VAERS is a horrible resource for actually measuring vaccine side effect - it's a non-scientific, patient-reported system which does not filter it's submissions. In fact, one researcher was able to submit a report about his dog dying from that researcher getting a vaccine, and another was able to successfully submit a report about a flu shot turning him into the incredible hulk.

People submit death reports, and reports of autism caused by vaccination (When it's been scientifically disproven to have any link.) all the time to support their litigation.

Aetiology - Be careful datafarming VAERS
Orac's Old Website - How Vaccine Litigation Distorts VAERS
New Orac Blog Site - VAERS Tag.
Steven Novella, MD explains what exactly an Anti-vaxxer is.

14 Dec 2012 07:43 PM
BronyMedic     

Albert911emt: What's the attention whore's handle?

\I can't claim to understand what it's like to lose a kid, and I'm sure I'd be out of my mind if I did lose a kid. My sympathies to anyone has gone through that.


Link to the Legendary Thread from 2011, Clown Car drops transmission and miscarries on lap 20

14 Dec 2012 07:45 PM
ol' gormsby     

BronyMedic: ol' gormsby: 1/10 because you got me to bite.

Link vaers.hhs.gov

Except that VAERS is a horrible resource for actually measuring vaccine side effect - it's a non-scientific, patient-reported system which does not filter it's submissions. In fact, one researcher was able to submit a report about his dog dying from that researcher getting a vaccine, and another was able to successfully submit a report about a flu shot turning him into the incredible hulk.

People submit death reports, and reports of autism caused by vaccination (When it's been scientifically disproven to have any link.) all the time to support their litigation.

Aetiology - Be careful datafarming VAERS
Orac's Old Website - How Vaccine Litigation Distorts VAERS
New Orac Blog Site - VAERS Tag.
Steven Novella, MD explains what exactly an Anti-vaxxer is.


Yeah. you're right. I should have made the point that there are enough adverse reactions to warrant an official response like VAERS, even if it's flawed. Isn't there a compensation scheme for verified death or illness/disablement cases?

14 Dec 2012 08:00 PM
uttertosh     

BronyMedic: Albert911emt: What's the attention whore's handle?

\I can't claim to understand what it's like to lose a kid, and I'm sure I'd be out of my mind if I did lose a kid. My sympathies to anyone has gone through that.

Link to the Legendary Thread from 2011, Clown Car drops transmission and miscarries on lap 20


thanks for that. I was feeling all depressed, but now you have reminded me why life is just great. :-)

15 Dec 2012 01:28 AM
ADHD Librarian     
Olivia, my eldest daughter, caught measles when she was seven years old. As the illness took its usual course I can remember reading to her often in bed and not feeling particularly alarmed about it. Then one morning, when she was well on the road to recovery, I was sitting on her bed showing her how to fashion little animals out of coloured pipe-cleaners, and when it came to her turn to make one herself, I noticed that her fingers and her mind were not working together and she couldn't do anything.

"Are you feeling all right?" I asked her.

"I feel all sleepy, " she said.

In an hour, she was unconscious. In twelve hours she was dead.

The measles had turned into a terrible thing called measles encephalitis and there was nothing the doctors could do to save her.

That was twenty-four years ago in 1962, but even now, if a child with measles happens to develop the same deadly reaction from measles as Olivia did, there would still be nothing the doctors could do to help her.

On the other hand, there is today something that parents can do to make sure that this sort of tragedy does not happen to a child of theirs. They can insist that their child is immunised against measles. I was unable to do that for Olivia in 1962 because in those days a reliable measles vaccine had not been discovered. Today a good and safe vaccine is available to every family and all you have to do is to ask your doctor to administer it.

It is not yet generally accepted that measles can be a dangerous illness.

Believe me, it is. In my opinion parents who now refuse to have their children immunised are putting the lives of those children at risk.

In America, where measles immunisation is compulsory, measles like smallpox, has been virtually wiped out.

Here in Britain, because so many parents refuse, either out of obstinacy or ignorance or fear, to allow their children to be immunised, we still have a hundred thousand cases of measles every year.

Out of those, more than 10,000 will suffer side effects of one kind or another.

At least 10,000 will develop ear or chest infections.

About 20 will die.

LET THAT SINK IN.

Every year around 20 children will die in Britain from measles.

So what about the risks that your children will run from being immunised?

They are almost non-existent. Listen to this. In a district of around 300,000 people, there will be only one child every 250 years who will develop serious side effects from measles immunisation! That is about a million to one chance. I should think there would be more chance of your child choking to death on a chocolate bar than of becoming seriously ill from a measles immunisation.

So what on earth are you worrying about?

It really is almost a crime to allow your child to go unimmunised.

/not my words
//Roald Dahl's words

15 Dec 2012 04:59 AM
BronyMedic     

ol' gormsby: eah. you're right. I should have made the point that there are enough adverse reactions to warrant an official response like VAERS, even if it's flawed. Isn't there a compensation scheme for verified death or illness/disablement cases?


Well, that's the thing. Vaccines DO have side effects. You can get ill as part of the immune response. You can also have an allergic reaction to a vaccine component. That's why you're SUPPOSED to be observed for 20 minutes after you get a shot before you leave the clinic. Some vaccines carry a minute risk of Guillian-Barre Syndrome in susceptible patients.

But the chances of those side effects are literally 1:1,000,000 people.

VAERS is used every day by litigation firms and anti-vaccination groups to try to link a child's condition with a vaccine they got at some point in their life. Mark and David Greer, a pair of quacks infamously known for giving autistic children lupron, a chemical castration drug, were actually banned from the system after they were found to be taking Protected Health Information, and altering VAERS content to create supporting material for their research study.

VAERS' flaw is that it does not have to be a true side effect to be submitted into the system. People submit gunshot wounds and car wrecks as related to vaccinations.

Of all the deaths reported to VAERS in a two year period, 1990 to 1992, only one could ever be linked with a vaccine - an allergic reaction.

15 Dec 2012 06:10 AM
Plastfarfar     
The Hero label would be more appropriate.

15 Dec 2012 11:17 AM
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