More than what he had down here.

Praise Allah.

I guess you could say he went out with a bang.

The important part of the headline is "suicide bomber"

/that part worked like a charm

So, really one target?

The Stealth Hippopotamus: More than what he had down here.

Praise Allah.

done in one.

To repeat a tired but relevant cliche:

"And nothing of value was lost."

Was he driving a Volkswagen?

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MaudlinMutantMollusk: The important part of the headline is "suicide bomber"

/that part worked like a charm

Yeah, I'd say he was successful.

hah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

oh subby you brightened an otherwise depressing day.

+10 for you

Ever notice that it's always the low man on the totem pole that has to do the suicide bombings? None of the leaders ever get out and do that shiat.

REG: Solidarity, brother.
BRIAN: Oh, yes. Solidarity, Reg.

Once a loser, always a loser.

if it weren't for the 3 he wounded, I would've gone with the Amusing tag.

AW, c'mon guys, he just needs a second chance! He'll get it right, next time!

Finished last in his class at SBU.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: More than what he had down here.

Praise Allah.

And, once again you remind me why I have you favorited.

It's not funny!

"The moral of this story is, don't buy your explosives from ACME."

Oh, I needed a laugh today. Thanks, subby.

uncleacid: Finished last in his class at SBU.

They don't have a very good record, but SBU's football games are a blast!

ha @ the 10 second 'simulpost'

So I guess he won't be getting his severance pay now?
He didn't complete his task.

cig-mkr I'd say he got his 'severance' pay in full.

Good thing he was a suicide bomber, not a homicide bomber.

But I was told in all of the school shooting threads that making a bomb and killing lots of people was just as easy as using a gun.

+1 subby.

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It's not funny!

He had a "premature detonation".

/SILENCE!

I'd rather have one loose adultress than 20 stuck-up virgins any day.

One down, 1.6 billion to go.

cefm: I'd rather have one loose adultress than 20 stuck-up virgins any day.

This.

Or, a virgin that has been taught tricks by an adultress.

Then again...

The Stealth Hippopotamus: More than what he had down here.

Praise Allah.

But what will he do once he stones the adulteress and has deflowered all the goats?

Plus now he has to eat bacon and pork chops

So here we have a suicide bomber that is actually not a homicide bomber. How is Fox News going to describe this?

Odd Bird: if it weren't for the 3 he wounded, I would've gone with the Amusing tag.

Depending on what the wounds are, I still might. Anything less than a broken limb, I'm kind of OK with.

What the suicide bombers don't realize is that their 72 virgins are all big, hairy guys.

With enormous wangs.

angryjd: So here we have a suicide bomber that is actually not a homicide bomber. How is Fox News going to describe this?

attempted homicide bomber

CygnusDarius: cefm: I'd rather have one loose adultress than 20 stuck-up virgins any day.

This.

Or, a virgin that has been taught tricks by an adultress.

Then again...

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There is no word for "fails to kill any targets" in Dothraki

Ivo Shandor: Good thing he was a suicide bomber, not a homicide bomber.

good thing.

thanks for the chuckle.

I'm not a farmer or an Arab dude. So I don't really know what I'd do with some goats. So I guess I would see about trading them for some crack and booze.
Then me an the loose adulteress could have a really good weekend in Vegas.

/what does one do with goats?

Gonz: Odd Bird: if it weren't for the 3 he wounded, I would've gone with the Amusing tag.

Depending on what the wounds are, I still might. Anything less than a broken limb, I'm kind of OK with.

There's a touch of Russian Roulette there. "I got blown up by a suicide bomber and all I got was a black eye and a mouth full of minced idiot"

The ultimate insult is the guy in the background pissing on the burning wreck.



/Well, it kinda looks like that.

Makes me wonder though. Maybe this guy got set up? Maybe the other terrorists were like, "Man, Ahmed just wouldn't shut up about all the virgins he's going to get. Let's give him the shiatty bomb, that'll show him."

DownDaRiver: I'm not a farmer or an Arab dude. So I don't really know what I'd do with some goats. So I guess I would see about trading them for some crack and booze.
Then me an the loose adulteress could have a really good weekend in Vegas.

/what does one do with goats?

You could bring the goats with you. Have you tried asking the adulteress if she has some ideas for what to do with the goats?

cefm: I'd rather have one loose adultress than 20 stuck-up virgins any day.

Yeah really. What religion offers MILFs in heaven?

HotWingConspiracy: cefm: I'd rather have one loose adultress than 20 stuck-up virgins any day.

Yeah really. What religion offers MILFs in heaven?

Asatru, no way chicks serving mead in a viking hall are chaste.

Glancing Blow: The ultimate insult is the guy in the background pissing on the burning wreck.



/Well, it kinda looks like that.

He must do some extreme kegels- look at that stream.

Seventy two? Osama told me ninety-nine!

/Postal

Fark 72 virgins... Can I have 36 sluts and we call it a day?

HotWingConspiracy: cefm: I'd rather have one loose adultress than 20 stuck-up virgins any day.

Yeah really. What religion offers MILFs in heaven?

I call dibs on Ava Devine. She looks like one of the few porn starts that enjoy her job.

cgraves67: But what will he do once he stones the adulteress and has deflowered all the goats?

It's Heaven! You get to do it all again the next day!