"Six-toes got his name because he has six toes."

Huh, you don't say.

Once the dogs are "no longer in distress," the owners can reclaim them if they pay a fine and the cost of the animals' care

I don't like this part.

Sin_City_Superhero: Once the dogs are "no longer in distress," the owners can reclaim them if they pay a fine and the cost of the animals' care

I don't like this part.

Yeah. You mistreat animals, you shouldn't be allowed to keep them anymore. Pricks.

Sin_City_Superhero: Once the dogs are "no longer in distress," the owners can reclaim them if they pay a fine and the cost of the animals' care

I don't like this part.

Something tells me the people living in the UHaul with the laundry list of cruelty charges against them aren't going to be able to raise the scratch needed to get the animals back.

gilgigamesh: Sin_City_Superhero: Once the dogs are "no longer in distress," the owners can reclaim them if they pay a fine and the cost of the animals' care

I don't like this part.

Something tells me the people living in the UHaul with the laundry list of cruelty charges against them aren't going to be able to raise the scratch needed to get the animals back.

Don't underestimate the crazy.

Or they could just go get new animals.

RTOGUY: "Six-toes got his name because he has six toes."

Huh, you don't say.

Yeah. If it was something like, "He has 5 toes on each foot and if you multiply that by 4 legs, then add 4 for the number of feet, then divide by 2 ears and divide again for the 2 white spots he has over the left eye that makes 6 toes," isn't really interesting but it does gave an explanation that isn't potato.

or give. Whatever.

Clever pooch.

There was no food for the dogs or cats

Well, there wasn't any food for the cats.

Apos: Clever pooch.

Apos: Clever pooch.


This is a clever pooch..

A relative of Six Toes?

Six-toes got his name because he has six toes.

What happened to Ball Licker?

Is this really overt cruelty? I'm painting a picture of some family trying to stay together, while one cat messed his cage while the owner was out scrounging. It's December, people, not July in Texas. I've made THAT phone call myself.

Wellon Dowd: Six-toes got his name because he has six toes.

What happened to Ball Licker?

"...Why do you ask, Two Dogs Farking?"

trivial use of my dark powers: RTOGUY: "Six-toes got his name because he has six toes."

Huh, you don't say.

Yeah. If it was something like, "He has 5 toes on each foot and if you multiply that by 4 legs, then add 4 for the number of feet, then divide by 2 ears and divide again for the 2 white spots he has over the left eye that makes 6 toes," isn't really interesting but it does gave an explanation that isn't potato.

Well, there was a car nicknamed "Ocho"...

Sin_City_Superhero: Once the dogs are "no longer in distress," the owners can reclaim them if they pay a fine and the cost of the animals' care

I don't like this part.

Really, I hope Kiki doesn't forget how to use the horn.

That's stupid. They should never be allowed to own animals again.

RTOGUY: "Six-toes got his name because he has six toes."

Huh, you don't say.

got to the bottom of that one!

ElFugawz: RTOGUY: "Six-toes got his name because he has six toes."

Huh, you don't say.

got to the bottom of that one!

Sally Two-Dicks approves.

Once the dogs are "no longer in distress," the owners can reclaim them if they pay a fine and the cost of the animals' care, Foster said, pending the outcome of the criminal charges.

Don't forget that last part. There is absolutely no guarantee that the owners will get these animals back. The court may well say "No, you can't have these dogs and cats. Not yours."

FTFA: Six-toes got his name because he has six toes.

Amateur. This cat can count to EIGHT on just one hand:

This sucks. Also not-cool story sis time: My sister in law was driving through Fort Worth once when she pulled up to a pickup dragging a dead dog through a neighborhood/school zone. Apparently the dog had jumped and the prick hadn't noticed. She pulled over and yelled at him. My brother had been on the phone with her and he heard "Hold on a sec" followed by his very well mannered wife losing her sh*t at this guy.
Some people shouldn't have animals. I would have been checking on that dog constantly in my mirror or had him in the cab with me.

A drunk had a dog named Six Toes.

Somebody asked him, why is your dog named "Six Toes", does he have six toes on one paw?

"I wish," replied the drunk.

"I call him Six Toes because the f******* son of a biatch ate six of my toes while I was passed out.

I'll give you the dog honked the horn intentionally, but I'm going to have to remain skeptical about him trying to help the two cats.

Ok, after a re read I must say...

Anyone whose cat shiats its transport crate on moving day while unattended in safe conditions is an evil bastard who should be shunned to protect the innocent.

brantgoose: I'll give you the dog honked the horn intentionally, but I'm going to have to remain skeptical about him trying to help the two cats.

My dogs take care of their little cat sister, breaking up cat fights and such.

Gilligann: There was no food for the dogs or cats

Well, there wasn't any food for the cats.


Somebody crated their cats and put them in a van with hungry dogs? That's disturbing to think about- I wouldn't even blame them for going nuts and eating the cats- Those dogs deserve some sort of award for self control- And the owners should get extra punishment for setting up that gladiator battle-

(all I could think about)

"Ha Ha Ha! I have everything and you have nothing!!"

THX 1138: FTFA: Six-toes got his name because he has six toes.

Amateur. This cat can count to EIGHT on just one hand:

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Uh oh. They are evolving thumbs!

My name's Ten-incher. I got my name because...

THX 1138: FTFA: Six-toes got his name because he has six toes.

Amateur. This cat can count to EIGHT on just one hand:



If their grammer and spelling are any indication, I don't think cats can count at all.

Those cats are lucky the dog figured out the horn before it figured out how to open the crate.

Sgt Oddball: My name's Ten-incher. I got my name because...

You're a compulsive liar?

Sgt Oddball: My name's Ten-incher. I got my name because...

...of your skull's circumference, yes we know.

faerniir: This sucks. Also not-cool story sis time: My sister in law was driving through Fort Worth once when she pulled up to a pickup dragging a dead dog through a neighborhood/school zone. Apparently the dog had jumped and the prick hadn't noticed. She pulled over and yelled at him. My brother had been on the phone with her and he heard "Hold on a sec" followed by his very well mannered wife losing her sh*t at this guy.
Some people shouldn't have animals. I would have been checking on that dog constantly in my mirror or had him in the cab with me.

Much as it annoyed me when I went on a 4 hour trip with a friend that I had a 60 pound dog in my lap, I could not imagine putting the dog out on the bed of the truck just tethered on there.

thorthor: Sgt Oddball: My name's Ten-incher. I got my name because...

You're a compulsive liar?

special20: Sgt Oddball: My name's Ten-incher. I got my name because...

...of your skull's circumference, yes we know.


Okay, so I walked right into both of those...

Go animals!

P.S. Animal insensitives and abusers: yer frkked.

Contents Under Pressure:

Much as it annoyed me when I went on a 4 hour trip with a friend that I had a 60 pound dog in my lap, I could not imagine putting the dog out on the bed of the truck just tethered on there.

Man, that's a lot of dog to have in your lap. What kind was it? Living in OK, I see a lot of dogs in the beds of trucks but I never see them tied up. My guess is he was training the dog, but if the dog wasn't trained enough to stay on the bed by himself then he wasn't ready for a trip through Fort Worth. 

/Also glad to hear of a possibly happy ending in this story, as long as they don't go back to these people.

Sgt Oddball: Okay, so I walked right into both of those...

...and then the bartender said. "Hey, why the tiny head?"

der Glitzkrieg: A relative of Six Toes?

Yeah, that came to mind too

/what the hell is with retards like these that get pets? Get animals then, "hur dur, let it live in BS conditions"

At our county SPCA, any animal confiscated for a cruelty case was not allowed to leave the facility (except for vet visits) until the case is settled. We were not even allowed to spay or neuter the animals until the court determined the previous owners were guilty. Some cases took months...

The laws overwhelmingly favor the owners until a case has been convicted or the owner relinquishes custody. Many times people would sign over the animal in return for some charges being dropped.

NannyStatePark: Ok, after a re read I must say...

Anyone whose cat shiats its transport crate on moving day while unattended in safe conditions is an evil bastard who should be shunned to protect the innocent.

CSB time: took the family pets to the vet one time. Crate the cat, dog rides in back (Labrador). Get on the interstate and drive. I of course crack a window for rover. I pass an 18 wheeler who must've liked dogs. He honks his horn as we go by. It literally scared the shiat out of the cat. Cat shiat all over my passenger seat. Still had a good 20 mins to the vet.

To beast

Sgt Oddball: My name's Ten-incher. I got my name because...

You have a ten inch nose hair growing out of your nostril?

FTA: "Police say the 13-year-old dog was left in deplorable conditions in a moving van"

Wait, so the van was moving?

LargeCanine: Sgt Oddball: My name's Ten-incher. I got my name because...

You have a ten inch nose hair growing out of your nostril?

It's an alien growth.

faerniir: This sucks. Also not-cool story sis time: My sister in law was driving through Fort Worth once when she pulled up to a pickup dragging a dead dog through a neighborhood/school zone. Apparently the dog had jumped and the prick hadn't noticed. She pulled over and yelled at him. My brother had been on the phone with her and he heard "Hold on a sec" followed by his very well mannered wife losing her sh*t at this guy.
Some people shouldn't have animals. I would have been checking on that dog constantly in my mirror or had him in the cab with me.

I saw a similar thing with a horse. A farking horse. Luckily, I didn't see it happening, but I did see the blood and the dead horse. Someone must have dragged that poor thing a couple of miles. How the hell do you not notice a horse falling out of your horse trailer?

/I assume alcohol was involved

RTOGUY: "Six-toes got his name because he has six toes."

He's a good dog, one of my favourites. Unlike Five-toes over there. He only has five.

Tommy Lee ought to adopt this canine..so much in common.

The owners should be locked up.

On a similar story, my downstairs neighbors moved out a while back, and the abandoned their cat when they took off. They just dumped an entire bag of food on the floor and left. The building maintenance guy did not find the cat until nearly 3 weeks later! When I learned of this he told me that animal welfare was due to show up within a couple of days to take the cat. Fortunately I found a home for the cat before that happened. A part of me is still hoping that they will come back to try and reclaim the cat, because I will kick one of them square in the nuts and say that I do not know where the cat is. And I will gladly pay any fine associated with said kick.

RTOGUY: "Six-toes got his name because he has six toes."

Huh, you don't say.

I hate names that are based on physical characteristics. Its not fair and hurts the puppy's self esteem.

Sincerely,
Chubbs