Holy fark, man.

Holy fark.

F*CK. Just F*CK.

Can't we just ban all guns already? then there won't be any more violence

Well that's just farking great.

Phineas: Can't we just ban all guns already? then there won't be any more violence

Let's... let's not go there this time, man.

Phineas: Can't we just ban all guns already? then there won't be any more violence

*sigh*

Can it wait until tomorrow at least?

Jesus.

God damn

They are reporting 18 kids now.

Phineas: Can't we just ban all guns already? then there won't be any more violence

Thats really cute. Wish i had such a child-like naivete about how to solve the problem of criminals having firearms.

It says they're looking for a second gunman.

Wait, CBS is saying 27 dead and CNN is saying TWO?

Phineas: Can't we just ban all guns already? then there won't be any more violence

You haven't watched "Game of Thrones" or "Rome" have you?

/In all seriousness, this is horrible.
//No words. :/

Phineas: Can't we just ban all guns already? then there won't be any more violence

Just wait. Someone will be along shortly to suggest that the teachers should have been armed

/probably the kids, too

Well, damn. Today's yet another day we can't discuss gun control.

god damn, I take my eyes off the computer for 5 minutes and someone goes batshiat and shoots up a fuggin school?


this is why we cant have nice things.

:(

Subby has it right... there are no words.

LaraAmber: Wait, CBS is saying 27 dead and CNN is saying TWO?

I'm not trusting any number yet. There are still reports that there may have been two shooters and I still think that is HIGHLY unlikely

/unless this is a terrorist attack.

Yeah, definitely some mixed reports on the deaths. I seriously hope CNN is the more accurate one, but terrible either way.

Holy motherfarking fark!

Two gunmen? That's a different kind of crazy right there. Lone wolf crazy person is one thing. Conspiracy to murder kindergardeners is something very different. WTF?

elffster: god damn, I take my eyes off the computer for 5 minutes and someone goes batshiat and shoots up a fuggin school?


this is why we cant have nice things.

K-4 to boot.

OMFG....jesus ....sighs. I can usually manage snark even in a bad situation, but not this time. This is beyond horrible, beyond even the theater shooting. Wtf people? If you wanna kill yourself, just go out in the woods and do it. Don't take innocent people with you. farking Christ. I need a drink. My thoughts go out to all the victims and their families. And yes, even the family of the shiathead asshole shooter(s). They are victims as well.

/farking christ, merry Christmas everyone.

LaraAmber: Wait, CBS is saying 27 dead and CNN is saying TWO?

Yeah....let's all take a deep breath and wait for an official statement. The situation is fluid right now, and the networks aren't exactly checking with three sources before blasting newsbreaks.

Just sad :(

Phineas: Can't we just ban all guns already? then there won't be any more violence

I was thinkin we should remove all restrictions on guns. If one of those 5th graders was packin heat, this coulda been stopped.

/okay ill be good.

Can it wait until tomorrow at least?

What if there's another shooting tomorrow? We need to have this conversation NOW!

Just fu(k.

Also the people responding to the trolls are almost as bad as the trolls. Just ignore and move on.

Watch as gun apologists claim this crime would have been averted if teachers were carrying firearms or similar nonsense.

Aw man... kids? F*ck f*ck f*ck!

I mean it'd be terrible if it was all adults too but c'mon!!!

Don't give me no sh*t about a "loving" god.

Press conference?

LIVE INCIDENT FEED FROM NEWTON FIRE/RESCUE RADIO. MASS CASUALTY RESPONSE IN PROGRESS

Newton Fire Department

Phineas: Can't we just ban all guns already? then there won't be any more violence

Chicago and DC are pointing and laughing hysterically at you

Oh. My.

How horrific and heartbreaking.

Phineas: Can't we just provide a decent level of health care, including mental health services to our fellow citizens that need it already? then there won't be any more violence

FTFM

Sigh.
What the hell is wrong with people.
So sad.

hi, I am here for the rational discussion. where should I report?

Holy farking shiat. There truly are no words.

:'-(

Jesus farking Christ...

I have no snark. I just feel sick. :(

Death toll to 18 kids. :-(

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/lo cal/State-Police-Responding-to-S h ooting-at-School-Police--183498401.htm l

/sad CT resident

unfarkingbelievable. So sad

Marine1: Phineas: Can't we just ban all guns already? then there won't be any more violence

Let's... let's not go there this time, man.

Pardon me, can I use those bodies as a soap box, before you cart them away?

farking awful, just awful.

Goddamn, it is so long past the time to institute firm gun control measures in this country. Jesus goddamn.

Brother_Mouzone: hi, I am here for the rational discussion. where should I report?

Some other website, probably.

Warthog: Two gunmen? That's a different kind of crazy right there. Lone wolf crazy person is one thing. Conspiracy to murder kindergardeners is something very different. WTF?

They're always looking for a second gunman. They never find one. Eyewitness statements are notoriously unreliable.

Even my athiest ass is praying right now...

This is horrible and too sad for words - do you think it may be a time to stop the snark for just one thread? I know, it's fark, but still.

Watching the news. I'm just sick. Sick. I am resisting the urge to go get my kids from school and just...not let go of them. I don't know what else to say other than why an elementary school full of 5-10 year olds? Why? Just sick to my stomach.