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   World breathes a sigh of relief as Mike Tyson reveals: "I have no intention of becoming a woman"

14 Dec 2012 04:10 PM   |   4591 clicks   |   Mirror.co.uk
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
He's a misogynist for saying that.

14 Dec 2012 01:26 PM
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stpauler    [TotalFark]  
He then continued "I wouldn't beat myself up about it either"

14 Dec 2012 01:32 PM
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Saborlas    [TotalFark]  

stpauler: He then continued "I wouldn't beat myself up about it either"


Thread over. Last one out, kill the lights.

14 Dec 2012 01:43 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Or an adult

14 Dec 2012 01:48 PM
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Apos     
Now that is a ludicrous assertion, even for Tyson.

Poorly done satire is poorly done.

14 Dec 2012 02:04 PM
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Snarfangel     
There goes my fantasy of absolutely never.

14 Dec 2012 02:11 PM
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jayhawk88    [TotalFark]  
Because that would be so much weirder than getting hieroglyphs tattoo'd on your face.

14 Dec 2012 04:13 PM
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nimeye     
I would just like to let everyone know that I have no intention of becoming Mike Tyson.

14 Dec 2012 04:14 PM
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SoCalChris     
Completely unrelated

weknowmemes.com

14 Dec 2012 04:15 PM
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JonBuck     
Processing, processing...

Sorry, that this even came up does not compute

14 Dec 2012 04:19 PM
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natazha     
Hey, he'd fit right in in Oakland, CA, except for the tat.

Not ugly enough

14 Dec 2012 04:20 PM
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wildcardjack     
thisdistractedglobe.com

Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Stan: Don't you oppress me.
Reg: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

14 Dec 2012 04:21 PM
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Evil Twin Skippy     
Man, he's bad enough about chewing your ear off as a guy....

14 Dec 2012 04:23 PM
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Guuberre     
sidesalad.net

14 Dec 2012 04:26 PM
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browneye    [TotalFark]  
This was an issue?

14 Dec 2012 04:27 PM
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BeerGraduate     
And it was the sigh of a lifetime

14 Dec 2012 04:33 PM
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darth_badger     

nimeye: I would just like to let everyone know that I have no intention of becoming Mike Tyson.


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

I have been Mike Tyson. He's a really nice guy now.

14 Dec 2012 04:40 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
Wow, I was really worried there for a second.

14 Dec 2012 04:41 PM
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Bit'O'Gristle     
Is he planning on getting an operation to become a human being with feelings and empathy? Until then, i don't care.

14 Dec 2012 04:48 PM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
He did, however, briefly flirt with the idea of becoming a grand piano.

14 Dec 2012 04:51 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

14 Dec 2012 04:53 PM
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carnifex2005     

Bit'O'Gristle: Is he planning on getting an operation to become a human being with feelings and empathy? Until then, i don't care.


i.imgur.com

14 Dec 2012 04:54 PM
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Tanthalas39     
He sounds like one, though.

14 Dec 2012 04:58 PM
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dv-ous     

Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??


No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.

14 Dec 2012 05:00 PM
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StaleCoffee     
So Punch Out was not a documentary?

14 Dec 2012 05:03 PM
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Uzzah    [TotalFark]  
Just for old times' sake, here's a quote from Mike Tyson on Sarah Palin's alleged interracial relationship with Glen Rice:

Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He's a wonderful guy. But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head!

Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy - you want someone like Rodman - yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping - yeehaw!

When you think of Glen Rice, you don't think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming ... you don't think of that stuff! Sarah Palin ... she met the wombshifter.

14 Dec 2012 05:10 PM
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jmadisonbiii     
"...one day I would grow breasts and have a vagina."

Ye gods.

14 Dec 2012 05:17 PM
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uncleacid     
He likes Phil Collins songs so I'm not so sure.

14 Dec 2012 05:30 PM
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abhorrent1     
Whats the matter subby, knees too sharp for you?

14 Dec 2012 06:00 PM
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TV's Vinnie     
i46.tinypic.com

14 Dec 2012 06:04 PM
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Solid Muldoon     
Tyler Perry's Punch Out.

14 Dec 2012 06:08 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

dv-ous: Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.


i thought that was Purdue

14 Dec 2012 06:31 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

Jon iz teh kewl: dv-ous: Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.

i thought that was Purdue


That's Col. Sanders.

14 Dec 2012 06:36 PM
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Indubitably     
I'm comfortable with my personal gender-sense, thank you very much.

Besides, your tired bullchit ain't worth the shat on which it's carved...

*)

14 Dec 2012 06:38 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

Gyrfalcon: Jon iz teh kewl: dv-ous: Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.

i thought that was Purdue

That's Col. Sanders.


cravagolina.files.wordpress.com

14 Dec 2012 06:52 PM
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Indubitably     

Jon iz teh kewl: Gyrfalcon: Jon iz teh kewl: dv-ous: Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.

i thought that was Purdue

That's Col. Sanders.

[cravagolina.files.wordpress.com image 510x612]


It still isn't.

14 Dec 2012 07:11 PM
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Indubitably     

Indubitably: Jon iz teh kewl: Gyrfalcon: Jon iz teh kewl: dv-ous: Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.

i thought that was Purdue

That's Col. Sanders.

[cravagolina.files.wordpress.com image 510x612]

It still isn't.


To recycle a classic: Blow me.

*)

14 Dec 2012 07:12 PM
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Somaticasual     
In other news, that general guy from antique SNL skits is still dead...

14 Dec 2012 08:02 PM
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Indubitably     

Somaticasual: In other news, that general guy from antique SNL skits is still dead...


Nice.

P.S. *holds mirror towards face*

14 Dec 2012 08:12 PM
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jtown     
Too late. He's already a biatch.

He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

14 Dec 2012 08:31 PM
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Indubitably     

jtown: Too late. He's already a biatch.

He's standing right behind me, isn't he?


*don't look*

14 Dec 2012 08:39 PM
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Indubitably     

Indubitably: jtown: Too late. He's already a biatch.

He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

*don't look*


B/c I will be.

14 Dec 2012 08:40 PM
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CreampuffCasperMilktoast     
Wait, I thought he already did this, and became the FLOTUS.

/In retrospect, he's a little feminine comparatively.

14 Dec 2012 09:44 PM
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Indubitably     

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: Wait, I thought he already did this, and became the FLOTUS.

/In retrospect, he's a little feminine comparatively.

To objectify?


14 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
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Indubitably     

Indubitably: CreampuffCasperMilktoast: Wait, I thought he already did this, and became the FLOTUS.

/In retrospect, he's a little feminine comparatively.

To objectify?


Sir,

14 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
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hogans     
siusopen.files.wordpress.com

I have seen that possible future.

14 Dec 2012 11:14 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

jtown: Too late. He's already a biatch.

He's standing right behind me, isn't he?


*KAPOW!*

14 Dec 2012 11:45 PM
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themasterdebater     
i1205.photobucket.com

15 Dec 2012 04:09 AM
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Maxor     
The weird question for me is if Tyson is female can/does he sexually assault himself?

15 Dec 2012 05:02 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

Maxor: The weird question for me is if Tyson is female can/does he sexually assault himself?


he cuts off his own ear and serves it in creamed soup

15 Dec 2012 10:39 AM
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