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   Woman who doesn't read Fark calls cops when her wallet is stolen during drug deal

14 Dec 2012 05:19 PM   |   2828 clicks   |   Bismarck Tribune
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Odd Bird     
Woman is homeless, she probably delinquent on her ISP bill (if she has an ISP).

14 Dec 2012 05:24 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

Odd Bird: Woman is homeless, she probably delinquent on her ISP bill (if she has an ISP).


I'm quite sure she has an IEP, if she goes to school.

14 Dec 2012 05:24 PM
Odd Bird     
she's...
(sheesh, time to go home)

14 Dec 2012 05:24 PM
uncleacid     
He fled north. So there is no sense in searching the southern hemisphere.

14 Dec 2012 05:39 PM
skinink     
She should have called Ghostbusters.

14 Dec 2012 05:40 PM
Zarquon's Flat Tire    [TotalFark]  

skinink: She should have called Ghostbusters.


Didn't RTFA, was that racist?

14 Dec 2012 05:49 PM
davidphogan     
What a classy apartment building that must be if you can just go to the laundry room and get your drugs from a homeless dude. That sounds convenient.

14 Dec 2012 05:57 PM
special20    [TotalFark]  
What happened to the drugs?

14 Dec 2012 06:23 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
See? i post and post about this..dont commit crimes..get ripped off..then call the cops. You just get arrested and look retarded. But please continue..you're providing the rest of us with great entertainment.

14 Dec 2012 06:32 PM
Indubitably     
Needed somewhere to stay tonight?

14 Dec 2012 06:36 PM
W.C.fields forever    [TotalFark]  

uncleacid: He fled north. So there is no sense in searching the southern hemisphere.


Thanks for the laugh.

14 Dec 2012 06:48 PM
No Time To Explain     
Maybe age thought it was worth a shot?

14 Dec 2012 06:58 PM
No Time To Explain     

No Time To Explain: Maybe age thought it was worth a shot?


fark, can't use phone without messing up

/meant "she", not "age"

14 Dec 2012 07:00 PM
Barfmaker    [TotalFark]  

Bit'O'Gristle: See? i post and post about this..


You must be exhausted.

14 Dec 2012 07:25 PM
Hector Remarkable     

Barfmaker: Bit'O'Gristle: See? i post and post about this..

You must be exhausted.


We all are.

14 Dec 2012 07:47 PM
Sczi     
Theoretically, couldn't one just leave out the drug part? I realize the cops aren't stupid and will be rightfully suspicious, but is there no way to get them onto the thief?

14 Dec 2012 08:27 PM
Indubitably     

Hector Remarkable: Barfmaker: Bit'O'Gristle: See? i post and post about this..

You must be exhausted.

We all are.


Awww.

And yet you read continually...

Re-HVAC.

14 Dec 2012 08:37 PM
danvon     
Nothing in the article indicates that she was arrested for anything. Yeah, she could have left that bit of information out, but doesn't appear to have gotten her into any trouble.

14 Dec 2012 09:04 PM
DownDaRiver     
Does anybody know if those kind of charges ever really stick?
You've got the charged person, bjut they can change their story
You've got no drugs as evidense. No witness to a transaction.
If the catch the dealer and chargde him for theft. He can scream drugs. But will he?

14 Dec 2012 10:01 PM
Hector Remarkable     

Indubitably: Hector Remarkable: Barfmaker: Bit'O'Gristle: See? i post and post about this..

You must be exhausted.

We all are.

Awww.

And yet you read continually...

Re-HVAC.


I do read continually, but, um, exactly why do my heating, vacuum, and air conditioning need re-doing again?

15 Dec 2012 12:57 AM
johnson442     

Hector Remarkable: Indubitably: Hector Remarkable: Barfmaker: Bit'O'Gristle: See? i post and post about this..

You must be exhausted.

We all are.

Awww.

And yet you read continually...

Re-HVAC.

I do read continually, but, um, exactly why do my heating, vacuum, and air conditioning need re-doing again?


*Ventilation*, actually.

15 Dec 2012 02:39 AM
Hector Remarkable     

johnson442: Hector Remarkable: Indubitably: Hector Remarkable: Barfmaker: Bit'O'Gristle: See? i post and post about this..

You must be exhausted.

We all are.

Awww.

And yet you read continually...

Re-HVAC.

I do read continually, but, um, exactly why do my heating, vacuum, and air conditioning need re-doing again?

*Ventilation*, actually.


You are correct sir, but I still have no idea what he means. Maybe he's talking about, uh, the HVAC of the soul?

15 Dec 2012 10:31 AM
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