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   In 2013, we need to ensure these 32 people stay off of Facebook

14 Dec 2012 06:09 PM   |   26513 clicks   |   Buzzfeed
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mhuckins    [TotalFark]  
I never get tired of these lists.

14 Dec 2012 04:07 PM
Elzar     
What no mention of Joyce Meyer Ministries? My batshiat crazy xtian friends repost that shiat like its going out of style - usualy just meaningless churchy platitudes from a prosperity gospel scammer.

14 Dec 2012 05:06 PM
scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  
Most of those are just really stupid people who shouldn't be let near a computer, much less facebook.

But I did enjoy this one:

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14 Dec 2012 05:08 PM
trivial use of my dark powers     
The stupid makes my head sad.

14 Dec 2012 05:30 PM
jmadisonbiii     
Still love this one (possibly NSFW)

14 Dec 2012 05:35 PM
timujin    [TotalFark]  

jmadisonbiii: Still love this one (possibly NSFW)


oh, that is so full of win

/well, fail, but it fails so much it comes back around to "win".

14 Dec 2012 05:49 PM
scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  

timujin: jmadisonbiii: Still love this one (possibly NSFW)

oh, that is so full of win

/well, fail, but it fails so much it comes back around to "win".


I remember seeing that when it first came out, but I just realized it said 'engaged' under her relationship status. So is the "strong and powerful man" her fiancee (which raises the other question of why it took so many months to end her streak of abstinence), or was she just busted for everyone to see?

14 Dec 2012 05:52 PM
Wasn't Looking at his Neck     
#5 is successful troll.

14 Dec 2012 06:16 PM
fisker    [TotalFark]  
this isn't entertaining anymore

14 Dec 2012 06:19 PM
DaCaptain19     
Why can't all these people cross the street against the signal...in the dark...wearing black clothing?

This level of stupid deserves extermination. I mean that in a very real way.

14 Dec 2012 06:19 PM
KillAllHumans     
1. Everyone


the end

14 Dec 2012 06:23 PM
skinink     
33) Short fingered racist vulgarians

14 Dec 2012 06:23 PM
assjuice     
How do people make these fake facebook posts. Is it a firefox plugin or an ipad app or something. Seems like a lot of trouble to make multiple facebook accounts just to make this marginally funny crap.

14 Dec 2012 06:29 PM
Raging Whore Moans     
This reminds me to stay off BuzzFeed in 2013

14 Dec 2012 06:30 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
aren't the munchers supposed to get us on 12/21/2012

14 Dec 2012 06:30 PM
PowerSlacker     

KillAllHumans: 1. Everyone


the end


This.

Buzzfeed makes Super Deluxe look funny.

14 Dec 2012 06:33 PM
WhippingBoy     
If any of you are my REAL friends, you'll respond to this post.

14 Dec 2012 06:33 PM
Antidamascus     
I do enjoy at the bottom of that list there was the option to share it on facebook.

14 Dec 2012 06:33 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Can we make sure Buzzfeed is off the Internet in 2013?

14 Dec 2012 06:35 PM
Indubitably     
To deface

14 Dec 2012 06:35 PM
angrymacface     
I enjoyed this list, and as a bonus, it's not a slideshow.

14 Dec 2012 06:35 PM
meat0918     

Elzar: What no mention of Joyce Meyer Ministries? My batshiat crazy xtian friends repost that shiat like its going out of style - usualy just meaningless churchy platitudes from a prosperity gospel scammer.


To be fair, things you like can post as you.

14 Dec 2012 06:35 PM
Tom_Slick     

assjuice: How do people make these fake facebook posts. Is it a firefox plugin or an ipad app or something. Seems like a lot of trouble to make multiple facebook accounts just to make this marginally funny crap.


http://fakeconvos.com/

14 Dec 2012 06:38 PM
Smelly Pirate Hooker     
Facebook is a global stupid people magnet.

Congratulations, Zuckerberg.

14 Dec 2012 06:39 PM
Uzzah     

skinink: 33) Short fingered racist vulgarians


You're the vulgarian, you fark!

14 Dec 2012 06:40 PM
INeedAName     

Uzzah: skinink: 33) Short fingered racist vulgarians

You're the vulgarian, you fark!


Leave Spock out of this!

14 Dec 2012 06:43 PM
the_vegetarian_cannibal     
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German?

14 Dec 2012 06:44 PM
meat0918     

the_vegetarian_cannibal: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 620x620]

German?


Das ist Gangnam stil.

14 Dec 2012 06:46 PM
Giant Clown Shoe     

Gyrfalcon: Can we make sure Buzzfeed is off the Internet in 2013?


Not if Drew keeps cashing their checks.

/unfunny list is unfunny

14 Dec 2012 06:46 PM
BKITU    [TotalFark]  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 620x620]

German?


Forget it, he's rolling.

14 Dec 2012 06:47 PM
Shazam999     

scottydoesntknow: timujin: jmadisonbiii: Still love this one (possibly NSFW)

oh, that is so full of win

/well, fail, but it fails so much it comes back around to "win".

I remember seeing that when it first came out, but I just realized it said 'engaged' under her relationship status. So is the "strong and powerful man" her fiancee (which raises the other question of why it took so many months to end her streak of abstinence), or was she just busted for everyone to see?


She didn't log out of her FB account.

14 Dec 2012 06:47 PM
Indubitably     
As long as people can cash checks on the backs of other people, whether they know it or not, there will be no truth.

*)

14 Dec 2012 06:48 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     

meat0918: the_vegetarian_cannibal: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 620x620]

German?

Das ist Gangnam stil.


Perhaps I can help. My papa is foreman of the Deuzeldorf gumworks.

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14 Dec 2012 06:48 PM
BarkingUnicorn     
My favorite was the person stuck on an escalator. :-)

14 Dec 2012 06:50 PM
Fuggin Bizzy     

the_vegetarian_cannibal: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 620x620]

German?


Now now. Even Bill O'Reilly got confused by this, and he's one of the great intellects of our time.

Please be kind.

14 Dec 2012 06:53 PM
cleverscreenname77     

BarkingUnicorn: My favorite was the person stuck on an escalator. :-)


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14 Dec 2012 06:54 PM
zulius     
I'm certain some of these are just trolls...

14 Dec 2012 06:55 PM
LDM90     
I usually like these but that was unfunny. I only had a reaction to one, and it was anger. The one who posts :( or "everything sucks" or "I hate my life blah blah". Fark off, nobody wants to read that. If it's serious, get counseling, don't be an AW on Facebook. You look stupid. I read 2 or 3 of these every day.

14 Dec 2012 06:56 PM
WilliamLeeTwitch     
#25 is one of the local schools in my area. The majority of the students are as dumb or dumber than the kid who posted this.

14 Dec 2012 06:57 PM
cleverscreenname77     

LDM90: I usually like these but that was unfunny. I only had a reaction to one, and it was anger. The one who posts :( or "everything sucks" or "I hate my life blah blah". Fark off, nobody wants to read that. If it's serious, get counseling, don't be an AW on Facebook. You look stupid. I read 2 or 3 of these every day.


That sounded a lot like an AW's lament...

/You sound rant

14 Dec 2012 06:59 PM
GreatGlavinsGhost    [TotalFark]  

BarkingUnicorn: My favorite was the person stuck on an escalator. :-)


I liked "Shart Week".

14 Dec 2012 06:59 PM
Grobbley     

zulius: I'm certain some of these are just trolls...


Whatever helps you sleep at night...

14 Dec 2012 07:01 PM
SomeoneDumb     
Yeah, but if they aren't on Facebook, then they'd just spend more time making stupid posts on Fark.

14 Dec 2012 07:06 PM
jankyboy    [TotalFark]  
I thought #19 was pretty good:

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14 Dec 2012 07:06 PM
ProfessorOhki     
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If a fan compresses the air in front of it relative to the rest of the room and those gases and moisture can absorb some amount of energy carried by the signal's photons... Granted, that assumes the initial broadcast is highly directional and passes through the fan exhaust stream... but you could almost make that argument, sort of.

Someone versed in physics want to take this one?

14 Dec 2012 07:07 PM
Acharne     

LDM90: I usually like these but that was unfunny. I only had a reaction to one, and it was anger. The one who posts :( or "everything sucks" or "I hate my life blah blah". Fark off, nobody wants to read that. If it's serious, get counseling, don't be an AW on Facebook. You look stupid. I read 2 or 3 of these every day.


Aaaaand LDM90 commits the same crime as is causing the upset in the first place. The Internet folks!

14 Dec 2012 07:08 PM
Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
It's a difficult concept, so I understand how you could be confused, subby... but people are different from types of people.

14 Dec 2012 07:10 PM
No Time To Explain     
PEGUINS!

/what about people who post repetitive things, day in, day out, and think it it's helpful/thinking of the chillens?

14 Dec 2012 07:17 PM
Indubitably     

No Time To Explain: PEGUINS!

/what about people who post repetitive things, day in, day out, and think it it's helpful/thinking of the chillens?


//what about more and more stupid people being digitally inculcated such that repetition actually gets it?

P.S. Don't fuk with me, asshole. I know where you live. *)

14 Dec 2012 07:20 PM
plcow     
Um, I wanna date some of those girls... Barney style. Not the poo one though.

14 Dec 2012 07:21 PM
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