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   Getting caught while faking a workers' comp injury is pretty bad, but it's worse when you get caught faking a workers' comp injury performing a sex act that couldn't be performed with said injury

14 Dec 2012 11:19 PM   |   15979 clicks   |   SFGate
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phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  
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14 Dec 2012 05:37 PM
BrotherJew    [TotalFark]  

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It was bothering me, what the photo reminded me of. Thank you,

14 Dec 2012 05:55 PM
Snarfangel     
His mom told him his face would freeze that way. 

Wait, that's a woman?

14 Dec 2012 06:05 PM
Barfmaker    [TotalFark]  
performing a sex act she couldn't have done with a bad ankle

Can't even imagine...and I have a great imagination. A little help over here?

14 Dec 2012 06:44 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance    [TotalFark]  

Barfmaker: performing a sex act she couldn't have done with a bad ankle

Can't even imagine...and I have a great imagination. A little help over here?


Doggie style on the swing set?

14 Dec 2012 07:00 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
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I think we have a new poster child for "Hurr, derp!"


Eddie Adams from Torrance: Barfmaker: performing a sex act she couldn't have done with a bad ankle

Can't even imagine...and I have a great imagination. A little help over here?

Doggie style on the swing set?


Reverse cowgirl?

14 Dec 2012 09:53 PM
Apos     
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"Did I do that?"

14 Dec 2012 10:12 PM
Richard Saunders     

Barfmaker: performing a sex act she couldn't have done with a bad ankle

Can't even imagine...and I have a great imagination. A little help over here?


Fark me running...

14 Dec 2012 10:19 PM
shanrick    [TotalFark]  
What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?

14 Dec 2012 10:21 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance    [TotalFark]  

shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?


You sound fat.

14 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
Snarfangel     

shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?


That's hardly fair. We don't have to go online, we are already here. And our comments aren't cruel, they're entertaining.

BTW, I like your picture. :D

14 Dec 2012 10:27 PM
jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
I'll bet her cankles will rock your world.

14 Dec 2012 10:32 PM
trivial use of my dark powers     

shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?


You're just imposing on my First Amendment right to be a jerk. Furthermore, I also come here for the cat pictures.

And your picture is most attractive.

14 Dec 2012 10:34 PM
jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  

shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?


I don't have a link, so I guess I can't prove it...but I am absolutely positive you've pulled this one before.

14 Dec 2012 10:36 PM
onlyadistraction     
KILL IT WITH FIRE!

14 Dec 2012 11:21 PM
buzzcut73     
Jeez, whoever the boyfriend is, he should be locked up for just as long for sticking his dick in that.
He's obviously a danger to himself, and needs professional help.

14 Dec 2012 11:25 PM
natmar_76     
She has the weirdest lips.

14 Dec 2012 11:26 PM
MrEricSir     
FTA: Modupe Adunni Martin, 29

Lady you can beg all you want, but I'm not going to mod up your post.

14 Dec 2012 11:27 PM
stuffy     
What the hell was that?!

14 Dec 2012 11:29 PM
ltdanman44     
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14 Dec 2012 11:29 PM
Brick-House     
monkey pulls the turnip???

14 Dec 2012 11:30 PM
Oznog     
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14 Dec 2012 11:31 PM
wambu     
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No one would perform a sex act with that.

14 Dec 2012 11:31 PM
Molavian     
I don't get it. Why post a picture of the boyfriend because of her crime?

14 Dec 2012 11:32 PM
Ken VeryBigLiar     
Of all the states to do this California's the worst. When I was working with their WC bureau they were squeezing every last nickel they could out of claims for themselves whether they deserved the money or not.

/And anti-fraud is usually the best place to start

14 Dec 2012 11:33 PM
drjekel_mrhyde     
I swear I thought one of you hijacked that website and put up a photoshopped picture

14 Dec 2012 11:33 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Barfmaker: performing a sex act she couldn't have done with a bad ankle

Can't even imagine...and I have a great imagination. A little help over here?

Doggie style on the swing set?


Blowjob on a trampoline.

14 Dec 2012 11:37 PM
Snarfangel     
Can I get a ruling from the judges? I think this story might violate the following universal law:
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14 Dec 2012 11:38 PM
Sgt Oddball     

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Welp, guess we're done here. Off to the next thread.


/ANY sex act is manageable. Ya just gotta WANT it

14 Dec 2012 11:41 PM
Nonrepeating Rotating Binary     
I'm hearing Wesley from The Princess Bride;

"Dear God, what is that thing?"

She looks like some kind of odd parody of a Human.

14 Dec 2012 11:45 PM
Mega Steve     
You came in THAT THING? You're braver than I thought!

14 Dec 2012 11:46 PM
kvinesknows     

shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?


it was awesome of you to where heels for the dude..

14 Dec 2012 11:48 PM
othmar     
This is like a long running logical debate

14 Dec 2012 11:50 PM
bearded clamorer    [TotalFark]  

Barfmaker: performing a sex act she couldn't have done with a bad ankle

Can't even imagine...and I have a great imagination. A little help over here?


Here you go

14 Dec 2012 11:53 PM
iron de havilland    [TotalFark]  
I bet it was a Rusty Venture.

14 Dec 2012 11:54 PM
desolation15     

Snarfangel: Can I get a ruling from the judges? I think this story might violate the following universal law:
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Not crazy, just stupid.

14 Dec 2012 11:55 PM
Brick-House     
So guys, what do you think? Does she give a great BJ or a terrible BJ?

14 Dec 2012 11:55 PM
maxximillian     

shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?


You are a true artist.

14 Dec 2012 11:57 PM
Brick-House     

bearded clamorer: Barfmaker: performing a sex act she couldn't have done with a bad ankle

Can't even imagine...and I have a great imagination. A little help over here?

Here you go


OMG -- I did a GIS on that... OMG!!

14 Dec 2012 11:58 PM
RedVentrue     
Getting caught while faking a workers' comp injury is pretty bad, but it's worse when you get caught faking a workers' comp injury performing a sex act that couldn't be performed with said injury

With picture of what a human mole getting caught in a sex act might look like.

15 Dec 2012 12:03 AM
StoPPeRmobile     

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Thank you. I was about to waste a bunch of time.

15 Dec 2012 12:03 AM
The more you eat the more you fart     

phlegmmo:


Winner!!!!!!

15 Dec 2012 12:04 AM
Curious    [TotalFark]  
"sex acts you can't do with a bad ankle". both the regular google search and GIS produced nothing of interest. given an earlier story on GIS getting sanitized might explain that though.

not surprising google's first three hits were from Fark and the GIS led off with the lady in question.

15 Dec 2012 12:04 AM
bearded clamorer    [TotalFark]  

Brick-House: bearded clamorer: Barfmaker: performing a sex act she couldn't have done with a bad ankle

Can't even imagine...and I have a great imagination. A little help over here?

Here you go

OMG -- I did a GIS on that... OMG!!


You're welcome.

15 Dec 2012 12:05 AM
The more you eat the more you fart     

Eddie Adams from Torrance: shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?

You sound fat.


You sound stupid for not getting the snark.

15 Dec 2012 12:05 AM
cowgirl toffee     

natmar_76: She has the weirdest lips.


It happened during an accident with sex. SEX!

15 Dec 2012 12:06 AM
The Face Of Oblivion     
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I'M A HORES LOL

15 Dec 2012 12:06 AM
tom baker's scarf     
i believe he/she/it is disabled. does she/he/it look normal to you?

15 Dec 2012 12:12 AM
Glancing Blow     

The more you eat the more you fart: Eddie Adams from Torrance: shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?

You sound fat.

You sound stupid for not getting the snark.


You are stupid for not getting the joke.

15 Dec 2012 12:14 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

tom baker's scarf: i believe he/she/it is disabled. does she/he/it look normal to you?


He/she/it doesn't look able to perform any kind of sex act, much less one that couldn't be done on a bad ankle.

15 Dec 2012 12:15 AM
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