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14 Dec 2012 09:50 PM   |   4943 clicks   |   CBS Pittsburgh
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Indubitably     
I carted you

14 Dec 2012 09:52 PM
diaphoresis     
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14 Dec 2012 09:53 PM
diaphoresis     

Indubitably: I carted you


to cart (thee)

14 Dec 2012 09:53 PM
Indubitably     
Whee!

14 Dec 2012 09:58 PM
vodka     
Some people shoot up the place, other's ram each other with shopping carts.

The economy really has farked a generation.

14 Dec 2012 09:59 PM
James F. Campbell     
Trust me when I say that the people who run the show much rather prefer us to fight each other instead of them.

14 Dec 2012 10:03 PM
Gergesa     
I believe it is traditional on fark to ask the following "Who wants to guess the race of the offender?"

After this, there follows some discussion on cultural values then after awhile people get bored and find another thread.

14 Dec 2012 10:05 PM
boinkingbill     
Doing your shopping with a cart with a squeaky wheel will do that to you.

14 Dec 2012 10:06 PM
akula    [TotalFark]  

boinkingbill: Doing your shopping with a cart with a squeaky wheel will do that to you.


I don't remember the last I had a cart at Walmart that wasn't farked up in some way. Either the wheels are loose, squeaky, or (like the one today) flat-spotted.

Part of what makes the Walmart shopping experience such shiat is that they seem to get everything (carts, checkout lane card readers, etc.) they use from their usual distribution channels with all the quality you expect from Walmart.

14 Dec 2012 10:07 PM
Indubitably     
Race is immaterial.

14 Dec 2012 10:08 PM
ski9600     

Gergesa: I believe it is nice to offer to "Would you like me to return your buggy/cart?"

After this, there follows some discussion on cultural values then after awhile people get bored and find another thread.

 

FTFM

14 Dec 2012 10:09 PM
Indubitably     

Indubitably: Race is immaterial.


P.S. I am not afraid of anyone, regardless of the color of their skin, for they are are ultimately human, and I own my own human, you?

14 Dec 2012 10:10 PM
jtown     
I thought the story would be about rage induced by some jackass parking their cart in the middle of an aisle, blocking traffic in both directions.

14 Dec 2012 10:11 PM
ski9600     

akula: boinkingbill: Doing your shopping with a cart with a squeaky wheel will do that to you.

I don't remember the last I had a cart at Walmart that wasn't farked up in some way. Either the wheels are loose, squeaky, or (like the one today) flat-spotted.

Part of what makes the Walmart shopping experience such shiat is that they seem to get everything (carts, checkout lane card readers, etc.) they use from their usual distribution channels with all the quality you expect from Walmart.


Bootstrappy persons might start a company around this kind of comment.

/Me, it sounds difficult/too much paperwork. 
//political minds can play it either way

14 Dec 2012 10:12 PM
Indubitably     

Indubitably: Indubitably: Race is immaterial.

P.S. I am not afraid of anyone, regardless of the color of their skin, for they are are ultimately human, and I own my own human, you?


P.P.S. "...are are...is not Jar Jar, okay, local commenter?

14 Dec 2012 10:13 PM
No Time To Explain     
Thus, I cart thee

/I knew it had to be at a Walmart, couldn't be a grocery store
//don't want to break the eggs when you ram into the other person

14 Dec 2012 10:14 PM
davidphogan     
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It could have been worse.

14 Dec 2012 10:14 PM
Super Chronic     

jtown: I thought the story would be about rage induced by some jackass parking their cart in the middle of an aisle, blocking traffic in both directions.


Me too, and I was all ready to support the one with the rage. Because fark those people who think they're the only people in the store. Aisle-blockers, and those people who get to the top of the escalator and just stand there.

14 Dec 2012 10:16 PM
TommyDeuce     
So, they start as snow-globes, then molt into carts. I expect to see some good shopping mall stories on Fark tomorrow.

14 Dec 2012 10:19 PM
skinink     

After the events of today, I fully expect to wake up someday to see the other nations of the world have found out how to isolate America by turning the country into a "Thunderdome".


/300 million citizens enter, one citizen leaves


14 Dec 2012 10:23 PM
No Time To Explain     

TommyDeuce: So, they start as snow-globes, then molt into carts. I expect to see some good shopping mall stories on Fark tomorrow.


I expect the cart rage to be the top of the iceberg, what with holiday shopping going into overdrive

/today, carts, tomorrow, who knows

14 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

No Time To Explain: TommyDeuce: So, they start as snow-globes, then molt into carts. I expect to see some good shopping mall stories on Fark tomorrow.

I expect the cart rage to be the top of the iceberg, what with holiday shopping going into overdrive

/today, carts, tomorrow, who knows


Go-kart rage?

14 Dec 2012 10:29 PM
akula    [TotalFark]  

ski9600: akula: boinkingbill: Doing your shopping with a cart with a squeaky wheel will do that to you.

I don't remember the last I had a cart at Walmart that wasn't farked up in some way. Either the wheels are loose, squeaky, or (like the one today) flat-spotted.

Part of what makes the Walmart shopping experience such shiat is that they seem to get everything (carts, checkout lane card readers, etc.) they use from their usual distribution channels with all the quality you expect from Walmart.

Bootstrappy persons might start a company around this kind of comment.

/Me, it sounds difficult/too much paperwork. 
//political minds can play it either way


Meh, fark the politics. There's plenty of decent carts over at Target.

But since my wife's a WMT employee, the 10% off at all things at WMT are worth the shiatty carts.

14 Dec 2012 10:30 PM
chitownmike     

Super Chronic: jtown: I thought the story would be about rage induced by some jackass parking their cart in the middle of an aisle, blocking traffic in both directions.

Me too, and I was all ready to support the one with the rage. Because fark those people who think they're the only people in the store. Aisle-blockers, and those people who get to the top of the escalator and just stand there.


Yes

14 Dec 2012 10:31 PM
FizixJunkee     
This shiat always seems to occur at a Wal-Mart. Why not a Bloomies or Nordies?

14 Dec 2012 10:40 PM
Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  

Super Chronic: jtown: I thought the story would be about rage induced by some jackass parking their cart in the middle of an aisle, blocking traffic in both directions.

Me too, and I was all ready to support the one with the rage. Because fark those people who think they're the only people in the store. Aisle-blockers, and those people who get to the top of the escalator and just stand there.


Aisle blockers are easy to deal with. Simply start shopping out of their carts. Should be tons o' mischievous fun!

/YAY, FUN!

14 Dec 2012 10:40 PM
AliasSally     
I think we have our first entry on the future "not allowed to buy firearms due to rage issues" list.

14 Dec 2012 10:42 PM
farvour     
Trooper Adam Sikorski said Stacey Marie Lewellen, Trooper Adam Sikorski said Stacey Marie Lewellen, 19, of Apt. A, 279 N. Gallatin Ave. was cited by 19, of Apt. A, 279 N. Gallatin Ave. was cited by Magisterial District Judge Joseph M. George Jr. with Magisterial District Judge Joseph M. George Jr. with harassment and disorderly conduct following the harassment and disorderly conduct following the incident at Walmart Supercenter Dec. 6.

14 Dec 2012 10:47 PM
Indubitably     

farvour: Trooper Adam Sikorski said Stacey Marie Lewellen, Trooper Adam Sikorski said Stacey Marie Lewellen, 19, of Apt. A, 279 N. Gallatin Ave. was cited by 19, of Apt. A, 279 N. Gallatin Ave. was cited by Magisterial District Judge Joseph M. George Jr. with Magisterial District Judge Joseph M. George Jr. with harassment and disorderly conduct following the harassment and disorderly conduct following the incident at Walmart Supercenter Dec. 6.


*beep-boop* *boop-beep*

14 Dec 2012 10:49 PM
farvour     

Indubitably: farvour: Trooper Adam Sikorski said Stacey Marie Lewellen, Trooper Adam Sikorski said Stacey Marie Lewellen, 19, of Apt. A, 279 N. Gallatin Ave. was cited by 19, of Apt. A, 279 N. Gallatin Ave. was cited by Magisterial District Judge Joseph M. George Jr. with Magisterial District Judge Joseph M. George Jr. with harassment and disorderly conduct following the harassment and disorderly conduct following the incident at Walmart Supercenter Dec. 6.

*beep-boop* *boop-beep*


Hahaha. What the..

14 Dec 2012 10:52 PM
farvour     
Trooper Adam Sikorski said Stacey Marie Lewellen, 19, of Apt. A, 279 N. Gallatin Ave. was cited by Magisterial District Judge Joseph M. George Jr. with harassment and disorderly conduct following the incident at Walmart Supercenter Dec. 6.

There we go. I wonder why that happened. Copied it off the page.

14 Dec 2012 10:57 PM
tillerman35     
Great. Now I'll get that cart and the front right wheel will be all whangly-thumpity and fluppet back and forth and people will look at me like "dude, why didn't you get some other cart?" because I put up with it on the theory that it was just the brick pavers in front of the store making it make those sounds and by the time you get past them it's like "oh well, I could go get another but how would I know if IT had a wonky wheel or it was just the pavers?"

Sadly, other than the origin of the cart, this is a true story.

14 Dec 2012 11:00 PM
diaphoresis     
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14 Dec 2012 11:01 PM
croesius     
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14 Dec 2012 11:10 PM
grob     
Got to admit I cut Garth Brooks off at the deli counter once at the Reasor's in Owasso, OK once.

I looked up and he was grinning at me standing there in his Carhartt's and Cowboy hat.

14 Dec 2012 11:11 PM
laid back w/bud light     
Walmart pisses me off here because they don't have baskets like every other store where you're only going to buy 5 things. You want me to push a carriage around land whales and they're retarded relatives so I don't have to juggle a few items to the register?

14 Dec 2012 11:15 PM
Sgygus    [TotalFark]  
Lewellen ... "still enraged"

That time of the month.

14 Dec 2012 11:20 PM
NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  

diaphoresis: funnyasduck.net


How in the f*ck did she manage to get in th.... You know what? Never mind.

14 Dec 2012 11:29 PM
sleeper2995     
Walmart Supercenter? Yeah that seems about right!

14 Dec 2012 11:36 PM
Fart_Machine     
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Who the fark does she think she is, Queen of the Carts?

15 Dec 2012 12:05 AM
blubaldnuglee     
seriously, am I the only Farker who has always wanted Ben Hur style wheel blades on shopping carts?
/I still want 'em

15 Dec 2012 12:11 AM
Pokey.Clyde    [TotalFark]  

akula: I don't remember the last I had a cart at Walmart that wasn't farked up in some way. Either the wheels are loose, squeaky, or (like the one today) flat-spotted.


I guess you don't know the trick, do you? If you get a cart with a squeaky wheel, just swing by automotive, grab a can of WD40 off of the shelf, and go to town on that squeaky wheel!

15 Dec 2012 12:31 AM
Sim Tree    [TotalFark]  

laid back w/bud light: Walmart pisses me off here because they don't have baskets like every other store where you're only going to buy 5 things. You want me to push a carriage around land whales and they're retarded relatives so I don't have to juggle a few items to the register?


I'm thinking people steal them. It is Walmart, after all.

15 Dec 2012 01:36 AM
Tenatra     
When I got to this point, "then jumped onto Miller's back and punched her in the face", I envisioned the whole scenario with Blanka as the attacker.

/Yea I know it isn't too similar but just the jumping on the other person did it for me.

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15 Dec 2012 02:05 AM
apoptotic     

laid back w/bud light: Walmart pisses me off here because they don't have baskets like every other store where you're only going to buy 5 things. You want me to push a carriage around land whales and they're retarded relatives so I don't have to juggle a few items to the register?


No, they want you to (impulse) buy more items than you can juggle. Filling a basket triggers the "whoops, no more room! I better leave that widget there/skip the next 4 aisles and head to the checkout" response much sooner than filling a cart, therefore baskets are bad for business.

15 Dec 2012 02:12 AM
nytmare     

laid back w/bud light: Walmart pisses me off here because they don't have baskets like every other store where you're only going to buy 5 things. You want me to push a carriage around land whales and their retarded relatives so I don't have to juggle a few items to the register?


That's what coat liners are for.

15 Dec 2012 03:08 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

grob: Got to admit I cut Garth Brooks off at the deli counter once at the Reasor's in Owasso, OK once.

I looked up and he was grinning at me standing there in his Carhartt's and Cowboy hat.


I was in line behind Travis Outlaw (Portland Trailblazer basketball player) at Haggen once. I only had a single bottle of wine and he very kindly let me go ahead of him.

When I glanced in his cart he had deodorant, shampoo, soap, razors and three boxes of Magnum condoms. I was like "DAYUM!". To myself, though, not out loud.

/csb

15 Dec 2012 04:13 AM
logruszed     
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Still prefer BLACK RAGE!

15 Dec 2012 04:45 AM
TommyDeuce     

No Time To Explain: TommyDeuce: So, they start as snow-globes, then molt into carts. I expect to see some good shopping mall stories on Fark tomorrow.

I expect the cart rage to be the top of the iceberg, what with holiday shopping going into overdrive

/today, carts, tomorrow, who knows


I;m still hoping for a small group of the metaphysically challenged, and some wizards who like to say "Yo".

/Please God, this isn't really obscure, is it?
//If I add in a tall gent who talks in ALL CAPS perhaps?

15 Dec 2012 08:40 AM
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