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rnatalie: How about "Walking 'round in women's underwear?"
LDM90: Was it because it's a stupid song?
zulius: [quotes-lover.com image 300x290]
TheMysteriousStranger: Lets replace it with the far better "Santa Claus is Gunning You Down."
TommyDeuce: TheMysteriousStranger: Lets replace it with the far better "Santa Claus is Gunning You Down."Other options:"Santa got a DWI""Christmas at Ground Zero""The Night Santa Went Crazy""New Kids Got Run Over By A Reindeer""I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"/"Hell's Bells"?
MaritimeGirl: The worst Christmas song ever is "I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKLZxv 6wA78
thisiszombocom: how about "schoolkids got all shot at by a gunman"?/ while at school one sunny afternoon// you may say theres no such thing as jesus/// and if you ask adam lanza he'll agree
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