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   School bans kids from singing 'Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer' in Christmas concert -- after one complaint

15 Dec 2012 08:23 AM   |   4669 clicks   |   The Sun
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dbirchall    [TotalFark]  
Well, it's the UK - kids might take lyrics about drunken grandmas stumbling around personally.

15 Dec 2012 08:16 AM
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LDM90     
Was it because it's a stupid song?

15 Dec 2012 08:26 AM
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rnatalie    [TotalFark]  
How about "Walking 'round in women's underwear?"

15 Dec 2012 08:26 AM
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randomjsa     

rnatalie: How about "Walking 'round in women's underwear?"


The dirty parody of "Sleigh Ride Together" with you would be better...

15 Dec 2012 08:27 AM
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j0e_average     
A whole country of Nancy-boys.

15 Dec 2012 08:28 AM
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BlackMtnMan     
Get used to it. It's coming here.

15 Dec 2012 08:29 AM
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No Time To Explain     
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 21st century, a brave new world indeed

/I knew out was an uppity mother who made the complaint
//any grannies would laugh at hearing the kids sing it

15 Dec 2012 08:29 AM
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FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  

LDM90: Was it because it's a stupid song?


There's a looooooooooooooooong list of Christmas songs that that applies to.

15 Dec 2012 08:31 AM
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chuggernaught     
That's all it takes, baby. One complaint to ruin anything for everybody.

/still a stupid song though

15 Dec 2012 08:31 AM
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zulius     
quotes-lover.com

15 Dec 2012 08:33 AM
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Tom_Slick     
Can they replace it with Santa Clause and his Old Lady?

15 Dec 2012 08:33 AM
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vtman     
Dumb C

15 Dec 2012 08:34 AM
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Onkel Buck     

zulius: [quotes-lover.com image 300x290]

AHEM

i26.photobucket.com

15 Dec 2012 08:40 AM
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edmo    [TotalFark]  
Scrooge will live on as long as Christmas.

15 Dec 2012 08:48 AM
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puffy999     
I hate the media. Even fake-ish media.

15 Dec 2012 08:51 AM
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musicmanboston     
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/stupid song...

15 Dec 2012 08:51 AM
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Old enough to know better     
Why is it that schools and businesses only seem to pay attention to parents who complain about stupid shiat?

15 Dec 2012 08:55 AM
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TheMysteriousStranger     
Lets replace it with the far better "Santa Claus is Gunning You Down."

15 Dec 2012 08:57 AM
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Abox     
Good for the parents...the show is now one song shorter.

15 Dec 2012 08:58 AM
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MaritimeGirl     
The worst Christmas song ever is "I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKLZx v6wA78

15 Dec 2012 08:58 AM
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Ow My Balls     
UGH! My Grandma had that 45 when it came out, and my kid sister would put it on the turntable with the arm up (meaning it would play on repeat) in the middle of summer vacation. She'd play it 20 straight times. Grandma (who watched us in the summer) would insist on letting her do it, too.

If there was any vinyl record I'd enthusiastically use for skeet shooting practice, this would be the one.

15 Dec 2012 08:59 AM
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TommyDeuce     

TheMysteriousStranger: Lets replace it with the far better "Santa Claus is Gunning You Down."


Other options:

"Santa got a DWI"
"Christmas at Ground Zero"
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"
"New Kids Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
"I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"

/"Hell's Bells"?

15 Dec 2012 09:01 AM
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gerbilpox     
I got some:

"He'll say 'Are you married ?', We'll say 'No man,
For you can do the job when you're in town.'"

"Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay"

"Gaily they ring
While people sing"

"And may all your Christmases be white" [racist]

and, of course:

"I saw mommy kissing santa claus..."

15 Dec 2012 09:02 AM
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OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
Is this the "yes, you can complain and get a song banned, but there are consequences and reprecussions" thread?

15 Dec 2012 09:06 AM
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Badgers     
2.bp.blogspot.com

15 Dec 2012 09:08 AM
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rnatalie    [TotalFark]  
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Has no presents
Has no presence
In the future
In the future.

15 Dec 2012 09:17 AM
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drjekel_mrhyde     
In these days, the parents might just be a grandparent also

15 Dec 2012 09:26 AM
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Pants full of macaroni!!     
I'LL HAVE UH
BDEA-BDEA-BDEA-BLUE
BDEA-BDEA-BDEA-CHRISTMAS
BDEA-BDEA-BDEA-WITHOUT YOUUUUU.....


/gag

15 Dec 2012 09:32 AM
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Xaneidolon     
Enjoy The Uninvited: Christmas on Death Row

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9z2zm 8Xsv0

15 Dec 2012 09:32 AM
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b0rg9     

15 Dec 2012 09:37 AM
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Cerebral Knievel    [TotalFark]  

TommyDeuce: TheMysteriousStranger: Lets replace it with the far better "Santa Claus is Gunning You Down."

Other options:

"Santa got a DWI"
"Christmas at Ground Zero"
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"
"New Kids Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
"I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"

/"Hell's Bells"?


Mistress for Christmas actually ;-)

15 Dec 2012 09:43 AM
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raptusregaliter     
If the rest of the parents have a sense of humor, they'll break into this song as soon as the concert concludes. What an encore that would be! =D

15 Dec 2012 09:44 AM
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thisiszombocom     
how about "schoolkids got all shot at by a gunman"?

/ while at school one sunny afternoon
// you may say theres no such thing as jesus
/// and if you ask adam lanza he'll agree

15 Dec 2012 09:45 AM
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katerbug72     

MaritimeGirl: The worst Christmas song ever is "I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKLZxv 6wA78


Agreed. That one is the worst.

15 Dec 2012 09:49 AM
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professional_vampire    [TotalFark]  

TommyDeuce: TheMysteriousStranger: Lets replace it with the far better "Santa Claus is Gunning You Down."

Other options:

"Santa got a DWI"
"Christmas at Ground Zero"
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"
"New Kids Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
"I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"

/"Hell's Bells"?


Even more possibilities:

"Holy Shiat, It's Christmas"
"You Ain't Getting Shiat for Christmas"
"Ho, Ho, F*cking Ho"
"It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year"
"Buttcracker Suite"
"I Farted on Santa's Lap"

15 Dec 2012 09:49 AM
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LordOrion     
I'm willing to bet that the offended POS won't even show up with her precious little snowflake.

/the easiest way to beat this shiat is to complain that it ISN'T being sung. All it would take it two or more parents to lodge that complaint.
//it might work,give it a try!

15 Dec 2012 09:51 AM
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dopekitty74     

TommyDeuce: TheMysteriousStranger: Lets replace it with the far better "Santa Claus is Gunning You Down."

Other options:

"Santa got a DWI"
"Christmas at Ground Zero"
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"
"New Kids Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
"I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"

/"Hell's Bells"?


Ho ho fukin ho and Hey Santa Clause you kunt by Kevin Bloody Wilson

15 Dec 2012 09:55 AM
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No Such Agency     
chuggernaught:
That's all it takes, baby. One complaint to ruin anything for everybody.

/still a stupid song though


I was going to say, I bet a lot of parents are quietly thinking "Oh thank god!". That song was funny back in 1950 or whenever it was new and fresh, and maybe a few times each for anyone who's just heard it. For the rest of us, not so much.

Bonus:
I saw Mommy Fisting Santa Claus  (YouTube)

15 Dec 2012 09:58 AM
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matthew_tray     

thisiszombocom: how about "schoolkids got all shot at by a gunman"?

/ while at school one sunny afternoon
// you may say theres no such thing as jesus
/// and if you ask adam lanza he'll agree


Dude...way too soon.

15 Dec 2012 10:02 AM
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CokeBear     
WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!

15 Dec 2012 10:05 AM
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WhippingBoy     
How about this classic Austrian folk song: (NSFW)

15 Dec 2012 10:05 AM
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HindiDiscoMonster     
The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many....

Wait...

15 Dec 2012 10:05 AM
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wambu     

rnatalie: How about "Walking 'round in women's underwear?"


I always sing it as "Walking 'round in Santa's underwear?" for a seasonal flavor.

15 Dec 2012 10:07 AM
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Hondaman4ever     
i46.photobucket.com

15 Dec 2012 10:10 AM
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imnotadoctor     
Worst Christmas song: Christmas Shoes. Patton Oswalt gives a great explanation of why this song is so dreadful (NSFW).

15 Dec 2012 10:11 AM
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purdeyisa10     
If I wasn't a liberal, I would like to see it banned every where in this country.
Being a liberal, I know you can't do those things.

15 Dec 2012 10:23 AM
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Onkel Buck     
i26.photobucket.com

15 Dec 2012 10:37 AM
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Clemkadidlefark     
When did a Republic, cast now as a Representative Democracy, get cornered into the Will Of One Cranky F*ckwad? What happened to majority?

What's that?

Yes. Lawyers+Insanely Insane Judges+Juries on antidepressants with a jones fro Jerry Springer

15 Dec 2012 10:39 AM
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pion     
The song is already banned in Norway, for the obvious reasons.

15 Dec 2012 11:19 AM
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Reverend J     
25.media.tumblr.com

15 Dec 2012 11:27 AM
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