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15 Dec 2012 10:09 AM   |   5129 clicks   |   NW Florida Daily News
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cretinbob     
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15 Dec 2012 04:51 AM
LesserEvil    [TotalFark]  
Done in one

15 Dec 2012 10:20 AM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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Don't mess around with Doc Holliday, that gun isn't for show.

/what
//all the good jokes were taken

15 Dec 2012 10:24 AM
vudukungfu     
snootchies

15 Dec 2012 10:26 AM
Richard Saunders     
Let's face it... when you need a beer, you need a beer.

15 Dec 2012 10:29 AM
Rich Cream     
This may be the weakest article I have ever seen here. Or elsewhere for that matter.

A blurb about someone trespassing and getting arrested for doing so. Nothing occurred, nothing happened, nothing bizarre, nothing absurd. Not even any names, just "an officer".

/talk about fluff
//articles with gibberish for placeholders make more sense

15 Dec 2012 10:30 AM
machodonkeywrestler     
And stay out of the Woolworths!

15 Dec 2012 10:32 AM
182     
this seems to be an issue in FL.

15 Dec 2012 10:34 AM
BitwiseShift     

Rich Cream: This may be the weakest article I have ever seen here. Or elsewhere for that matter.

A blurb about someone trespassing and getting arrested for doing so. Nothing occurred, nothing happened, nothing bizarre, nothing absurd. Not even any names, just "an officer".

/talk about fluff
//articles with gibberish for placeholders make more sense


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15 Dec 2012 10:51 AM
zulius     

Rich Cream: This may be the weakest article I have ever seen here. Or elsewhere for that matter.

A blurb about someone trespassing and getting arrested for doing so. Nothing occurred, nothing happened, nothing bizarre, nothing absurd. Not even any names, just "an officer".

/talk about fluff
//articles with gibberish for placeholders make more sense


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15 Dec 2012 10:58 AM
krafty420     
At least he'll have food and shelter in jail - he was probably trying to get arrested on purpose

15 Dec 2012 11:03 AM
No Time To Explain     

krafty420: At least he'll have food and shelter in jail - he was probably trying to get arrested on purpose


Agree

/just as planned

15 Dec 2012 11:05 AM
Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  

No Time To Explain: krafty420: At least he'll have food and shelter in jail - he was probably trying to get arrested on purpose

Agree

/just as planned


Three hots and a cot, dudes. Been there, done that, but for way more impressive shenanigans.

/yeah, I'm borderline white trash
//meet me at the 7-11
///classier than a Circle K

15 Dec 2012 11:33 AM
Spanky McStupid     

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Sorry, but I'll have to charge you rent for living in my head.

15 Dec 2012 11:34 AM
KrispyKritter     

Real Women Drink Akvavit: No Time To Explain: krafty420: At least he'll have food and shelter in jail - he was probably trying to get arrested on purpose

Agree

/just as planned

Three hots and a cot, dudes. Been there, done that, but for way more impressive shenanigans.

/yeah, I'm borderline white trash
//meet me at the 7-11
///classier than a Circle K


^ a clue that the Circle K is a convenience store, for all of us who have no farking idea.

15 Dec 2012 11:39 AM
Molavian     
A cop giving me orders? Pfft.

15 Dec 2012 11:39 AM
Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  

KrispyKritter: Real Women Drink Akvavit: No Time To Explain: krafty420: At least he'll have food and shelter in jail - he was probably trying to get arrested on purpose

Agree

/just as planned

Three hots and a cot, dudes. Been there, done that, but for way more impressive shenanigans.

/yeah, I'm borderline white trash
//meet me at the 7-11
///classier than a Circle K

^ a clue that the Circle K is a convenience store, for all of us who have no farking idea.


"Convenience" isn't always the best way to describe those types of places, but it is the standard term. You can get everything from a horrible sammie to a porn mag and a beer at those joints. They are the standard for my sis and I during one of our drunken, late night Yahtzee tournaments. "Let us depart from this place! To the Circle K!" Then ya got two chubby, drunk, middle aged women, running amok, just trying to find something edible at the Circle K. That takes a lot of concentration, cuz most of it is far from edible.

/Circle K is closer than 7-11
//minimize your arrest potential for drunk in public by going to the closest place, while still being an idiot

15 Dec 2012 11:53 AM
No Time To Explain     

Real Women Drink Akvavit: KrispyKritter: Real Women Drink Akvavit: No Time To Explain: krafty420: At least he'll have food and shelter in jail - he was probably trying to get arrested on purpose

Agree

/just as planned

Three hots and a cot, dudes. Been there, done that, but for way more impressive shenanigans.

/yeah, I'm borderline white trash
//meet me at the 7-11
///classier than a Circle K

^ a clue that the Circle K is a convenience store, for all of us who have no farking idea.

"Convenience" isn't always the best way to describe those types of places, but it is the standard term. You can get everything from a horrible sammie to a porn mag and a beer at those joints. They are the standard for my sis and I during one of our drunken, late night Yahtzee tournaments. "Let us depart from this place! To the Circle K!" Then ya got two chubby, drunk, middle aged women, running amok, just trying to find something edible at the Circle K. That takes a lot of concentration, cuz most of it is far from edible.

/Circle K is closer than 7-11
//minimize your arrest potential for drunk in public by going to the closest place, while still being an idiot


Usually for me, it's dumb teenagers trying to be gangster or drunk homeless asking for change at the curbside Macs

/Always the odd stabbing/fight every so often
//best cases always happen in the winter, wiseguy leaves tracks for cops right to his apartment

15 Dec 2012 12:03 PM
EngineerBoy    [TotalFark]  
Strange things are afoot...

15 Dec 2012 12:14 PM
Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  

No Time To Explain: Real Women Drink Akvavit: KrispyKritter: Real Women Drink Akvavit: No Time To Explain: krafty420: At least he'll have food and shelter in jail - he was probably trying to get arrested on purpose

Agree

/just as planned

Three hots and a cot, dudes. Been there, done that, but for way more impressive shenanigans.

/yeah, I'm borderline white trash
//meet me at the 7-11
///classier than a Circle K

^ a clue that the Circle K is a convenience store, for all of us who have no farking idea.

"Convenience" isn't always the best way to describe those types of places, but it is the standard term. You can get everything from a horrible sammie to a porn mag and a beer at those joints. They are the standard for my sis and I during one of our drunken, late night Yahtzee tournaments. "Let us depart from this place! To the Circle K!" Then ya got two chubby, drunk, middle aged women, running amok, just trying to find something edible at the Circle K. That takes a lot of concentration, cuz most of it is far from edible.

/Circle K is closer than 7-11
//minimize your arrest potential for drunk in public by going to the closest place, while still being an idiot

Usually for me, it's dumb teenagers trying to be gangster or drunk homeless asking for change at the curbside Macs

/Always the odd stabbing/fight every so often
//best cases always happen in the winter, wiseguy leaves tracks for cops right to his apartment


BWAHAHAHA! I handed the dumb teensies their asses so fast one day, they went into total shock. Never, ever, mess with kitteh petting, aging metal listening to wenches when they're trying to buy their veggies. You'll learn real quick. They sure did. My son (who is in his 20's and is a very large man, totally non threatening, just scary to other people) told me later "I was going to get out of the car, but you looked like you were having fun". Yeah, I guess that's one way to cover sheer terror. Look like it's fun. YAY!

I really wish it snowed in this part of Cali. I've only had a "white Christmas" once, and got in a massive snowball fight with my sis and our friends. It's fun. The best part was that no one put a rock in a snowball. We were politely having fun. We had to travel to So. Lake Tahoe to get that white Christmas, and we stayed in a very nice rented cabin. It was a blast. I'm going to have to ask my sis who we got that cabin through so we can do it again. And try not to get any or all of us arrested.

15 Dec 2012 12:25 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
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15 Dec 2012 12:26 PM
Snowflake Tubbybottom     
Biatches man, biatches.

15 Dec 2012 01:02 PM
ladyfortuna     
Circle K was the only small gas station (read: NOT a big one where everyone on the highway stops for gas and a shower) - anyway, the only small one I've ever seen carrying fresh fruit right at the counter. It was great. I kinda wish we had them here in NY, since Kwikfill kinda sucks.

15 Dec 2012 01:30 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

Rich Cream: This may be the weakest article I have ever seen here. Or elsewhere for that matter.

A blurb about someone trespassing and getting arrested for doing so. Nothing occurred, nothing happened, nothing bizarre, nothing absurd. Not even any names, just "an officer".

/talk about fluff
//articles with gibberish for placeholders make more sense


Sounds like a cop hung around a circle K for 45 minutes.

15 Dec 2012 01:50 PM
ThunderChicken     

Real Women Drink Akvavit: No Time To Explain: Real Women Drink Akvavit: KrispyKritter: Real Women Drink Akvavit: No Time To Explain: krafty420: At least he'll have food and shelter in jail - he was probably trying to get arrested on purpose

Agree

/just as planned

Three hots and a cot, dudes. Been there, done that, but for way more impressive shenanigans.

/yeah, I'm borderline white trash
//meet me at the 7-11
///classier than a Circle K

^ a clue that the Circle K is a convenience store, for all of us who have no farking idea.

"Convenience" isn't always the best way to describe those types of places, but it is the standard term. You can get everything from a horrible sammie to a porn mag and a beer at those joints. They are the standard for my sis and I during one of our drunken, late night Yahtzee tournaments. "Let us depart from this place! To the Circle K!" Then ya got two chubby, drunk, middle aged women, running amok, just trying to find something edible at the Circle K. That takes a lot of concentration, cuz most of it is far from edible.

/Circle K is closer than 7-11
//minimize your arrest potential for drunk in public by going to the closest place, while still being an idiot

Usually for me, it's dumb teenagers trying to be gangster or drunk homeless asking for change at the curbside Macs

/Always the odd stabbing/fight every so often
//best cases always happen in the winter, wiseguy leaves tracks for cops right to his apartment

BWAHAHAHA! I handed the dumb teensies their asses so fast one day, they went into total shock. Never, ever, mess with kitteh petting, aging metal listening to wenches when they're trying to buy their veggies. You'll learn real quick. They sure did. My son (who is in his 20's and is a very large man, totally non threatening, just scary to other people) told me later "I was going to get out of the car, but you looked like you were having fun". Yeah, I guess that's one way to cover sheer terror. Look like it's fun. YAY!

I really wish it snowed in this ...


Hrmmm. You sound like you're from my home town.

15 Dec 2012 01:55 PM
NameDot     

StoPPeRmobile: Rich Cream: This may be the weakest article I have ever seen here. Or elsewhere for that matter.

A blurb about someone trespassing and getting arrested for doing so. Nothing occurred, nothing happened, nothing bizarre, nothing absurd. Not even any names, just "an officer".

/talk about fluff
//articles with gibberish for placeholders make more sense

Sounds like a cop hung around a circle K for 45 minutes.


that's encouraged

CSB

Long time ago at a cricle k, Friend, a cop in uniform, was on the way in and noticed 3-4 cops in the Circle K. Comes out of the bathroom, the other cops are gone and the clerk is frantically motioning to him. Surprise! a robbery. Trouble is the robbers did not get the math right, as security recordings show they had waited and watched in the parking lot.

16 Dec 2012 12:54 AM
OgreMagi     

StoPPeRmobile: Rich Cream: This may be the weakest article I have ever seen here. Or elsewhere for that matter.

A blurb about someone trespassing and getting arrested for doing so. Nothing occurred, nothing happened, nothing bizarre, nothing absurd. Not even any names, just "an officer".

/talk about fluff
//articles with gibberish for placeholders make more sense

Sounds like a cop hung around a circle K for 45 minutes.


They carry doughnuts.

16 Dec 2012 06:36 AM
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