It's a real black swan event.

So long as swan doesn't die in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Quit looking at me swan!

What noisy cats are we.

Is this story really cygnificant?

I'll hold off until the lesbian sex tape, kthx

I wonder what swans argue about.

Uh... yuh. Ok.

Sex with the ex is best.

/Angry sex.

I tell you everyting. He look... he looka lika man.

I can't think of anything clever, so here's a picture of Mila Kunis, who starred in a movie called THE BLACK
SWANN and has gotten closer to Natalie Portman than I'll ever be allowed to be:

will the Elephants get back together too?

I thought the 7 year swan anniversary was the jpeg anniversary...

BalugaJoe: Is this story really cygnificant?

 
I see what you did there.

SWAN. Pluck like a chicken or goose, scald, or boil; spit, skewer in four places, and roast with all its feet and beak, and leave the head unplucked; and eat with yellow pepper.
Item, if you wish, it may be gilded.

Item, when you kill it, you should split its head down to the shoulders.

Item, sometimes they are skinned and reclothed.

Uniquely Common: I wonder what swans argue about.

Swan stuff

/sappy indeed

Michael Gira approves.

That's just the way they roll....

/...hot, like the swans 
//the thesaurus edition is just how you'd expect it to be

Cue story. Almost a shame to eat them.

*cute