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   It's the old story. Swan meets swan. Swans have a tiff after seven years. Swans reconcile their differences & move back in together

15 Dec 2012 10:39 AM   |   5188 clicks   |   BBC
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St_Francis_P     
It's a real black swan event.

15 Dec 2012 07:47 AM
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I_Am_Weasel    [TotalFark]  
So long as swan doesn't die in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

15 Dec 2012 08:14 AM
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TheHighlandHowler    [TotalFark]  
www.wearysloth.com

15 Dec 2012 08:32 AM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Quit looking at me swan!

15 Dec 2012 10:42 AM
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I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros     
What noisy cats are we.

15 Dec 2012 10:44 AM
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Nothing To See Here     
media-cache-ec5.pinterest.com

15 Dec 2012 10:44 AM
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BalugaJoe    [TotalFark]  
Is this story really cygnificant?

15 Dec 2012 10:50 AM
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zulius     
I'll hold off until the lesbian sex tape, kthx

15 Dec 2012 11:09 AM
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Fart_Machine     
www.witchdoctorfilms.com

15 Dec 2012 11:11 AM
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Uniquely Common     
I wonder what swans argue about.

15 Dec 2012 11:16 AM
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Im_Gumby     
Uh... yuh. Ok.
25.media.tumblr.com

15 Dec 2012 11:18 AM
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CreepyBasementGuy     
Sex with the ex is best.

/Angry sex.

15 Dec 2012 11:24 AM
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skinink     
I tell you everyting. He look... he looka lika man.

15 Dec 2012 11:26 AM
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texdent    [TotalFark]  
wwwcdn.channel5.com

15 Dec 2012 11:26 AM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
I can't think of anything clever, so here's a picture of Mila Kunis, who starred in a movie called THE BLACK
SWANN and has gotten closer to Natalie Portman than I'll ever be allowed to be:

cdn04.cdn.justjared.com

15 Dec 2012 11:34 AM
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othmar     
will the Elephants get back together too?

15 Dec 2012 11:35 AM
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Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
I thought the 7 year swan anniversary was the jpeg anniversary...

15 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
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IgnatiusJReilly     
i50.tinypic.com

15 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     

BalugaJoe: Is this story really cygnificant?


media.screened.com 
I see what you did there.

15 Dec 2012 11:39 AM
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thenooch     
SWAN. Pluck like a chicken or goose, scald, or boil; spit, skewer in four places, and roast with all its feet and beak, and leave the head unplucked; and eat with yellow pepper.
Item, if you wish, it may be gilded.

Item, when you kill it, you should split its head down to the shoulders.

Item, sometimes they are skinned and reclothed.

15 Dec 2012 11:39 AM
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No Time To Explain     

Uniquely Common: I wonder what swans argue about.


Swan stuff

15 Dec 2012 11:50 AM
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SmithHiller     
www.ipadwallpaperhd.com

/sappy indeed

15 Dec 2012 11:56 AM
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OOF     
Michael Gira approves.

15 Dec 2012 12:31 PM
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nanim     
mybooksplace.com

That's just the way they roll....

/...hot, like the swans 
//the thesaurus edition is just how you'd expect it to be

15 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
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LargeCanine     
Cue story. Almost a shame to eat them.

15 Dec 2012 01:41 PM
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LargeCanine     
*cute

15 Dec 2012 01:42 PM
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Nothing To See Here     
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

15 Dec 2012 03:03 PM
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