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   The best video of dogs collecting money for the Salvation Army kettle drive you'll see this holiday season

15 Dec 2012 12:09 PM   |   4985 clicks   |   Muskogee Phoenix
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ginandbacon    [TotalFark]  
It's not their fault. They don't know their begging for a hate group.

15 Dec 2012 10:04 AM
ginandbacon    [TotalFark]  
Or they're. I might not be awake.

15 Dec 2012 10:05 AM
KrispyKritter     
well fark me, doohbag already had to post the hate. good for you, hater. there just isn't enough hate going around these days. dooshbag.

15 Dec 2012 12:13 PM
styckx     
fark the Salvation Army bigot assholes

15 Dec 2012 12:17 PM
b0rg9     
Subby was apparently unaware of the sentiment on Fark regarding the Salvation Army.

Or we be in a troll thread.

/those dogs rock regardless

15 Dec 2012 12:25 PM
starlost     
get a cat to do that? i think not. if anything the no good cat would steal from the kettle for catnip and balls of yarn.

15 Dec 2012 12:33 PM
territ     
The dogs are awesome.The Salvation Army is not. Yay for the pups. Boo to the bigoted charity.

15 Dec 2012 12:35 PM
Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
Proud To Be A Doggie From Muskogee

We poop on the sidewalks in Muskogee;
We don't take our trips on a leash
We howl and fight out on Main Street;
We like livin' right, and bein' free.

I'm proud to be an doggie from Muskogee,
A place where even pitbulls keep their balls
We still chase cars down by the courthouse,
And bitin' a postman's still the biggest thrill of all

We always make a party out of lovin';
We like ruttin' out in the open;
Doin' it doggie out in the street;
Gettin' stuck for an hour after still's a treat

15 Dec 2012 12:39 PM
Saborlas    [TotalFark]  
Unless I refuse to click on a Salvation Army link. Then I won't see it.

/just because someone claims that they're a religious group, that doesn't mean I am required to turn a blind eye to their shenanigans
//threatening to close over a thousand soup kitchens if they're forced to give spousal benefits to the partners of gay employees? TOTES "love thy neighbor!"
///refusing to help a homeless gay couple unless they break up and "renounce" homosexuality? TOTES "judge not, lest ye be judged!"
////yet, somehow I'M the hater

15 Dec 2012 12:43 PM
skygod     

KrispyKritter: well fark me, doohbag already had to post the hate. good for you, hater. there just isn't enough hate going around these days. dooshbag.


So we should support a hate group, because there isn't enough hate going around? Irony.

15 Dec 2012 12:49 PM
SundaesChild    [TotalFark]  
Gizmo wants to volunteer to help.

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15 Dec 2012 12:49 PM
orclover     
If you love the homeless but want the gays to die in a concentration camp then the Salvation Army is there for you!

15 Dec 2012 12:51 PM
jeffreyh     
They helped my family when our house burned down.

Cute dogs too!

15 Dec 2012 12:52 PM
WelldeadLink     
How can they expect a good Muslim to donate to dogs?

15 Dec 2012 12:53 PM
Now I Is!     
Gooddammitsomuch! A couple weeks ago I saw a lengthy tumblr post by a Salvation Army shelter worker that said that nobody prevents anyone from getting food at shelter based on sexual orientation and the boots on the ground don't care. It is just the top brass whose old and cranky, and going to retire soon, so it doesn't matter. But now I can't find it, because tumblr.

15 Dec 2012 12:53 PM
nanim     
In my area, some of the Salvation Army people were among the first to help AIDS patients abandoned by their families.
So calling every person who helps out with the Salvation Army a 'bigot' is a tad extreme, no?

/yes, I realize each local branch can vary
//other views
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forum s/read/18.327281-LGBT-Community- c alls-the-Salvation-Army-Bigots?page=3

15 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
Arthen     
fark those farkety farks.

15 Dec 2012 12:57 PM
plushpuppy    [TotalFark]  

nanim: In my area, some of the Salvation Army people were among the first to help AIDS patients abandoned by their families.
So calling every person who helps out with the Salvation Army a 'bigot' is a tad extreme, no?

/yes, I realize each local branch can vary
//other views
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forum s/read/18.327281-LGBT-Community- c alls-the-Salvation-Army-Bigots?page=3


404 error

15 Dec 2012 01:08 PM
mongbiohazard     

territ: The dogs are awesome.The Salvation Army is not. Yay for the pups. Boo to the bigoted charity.


Exactly.

I am done donating money to any religious charities whatsoever at this point. Makes it a lot easier to avoid mistakenly giving my money to organizations with primitive values. Plenty of other groups out there who can use the money and won't try and use it to oppress minority groups.

15 Dec 2012 01:32 PM
maggoo     
The gods look gay.

15 Dec 2012 01:53 PM
Lady Indica    [TotalFark]  
I've been biatching about the Salvation Army's hate for years. I love you Fark. I love you so hard.

That being said, it's such a farking shame they are that way. I'm an atheist, so I'm also not into their whole belief thing...but they do try to do a lot of good, and they do accomplish good things. But I won't give them a farking penny until they stop with their bigotry.

No different than if they did lots of wonderful things...but only for white people. That last part makes you a dick.

I didn't print any this year (and this is not my site...Angelfire, really?? really???) but I do like the idea of dropping Queer dollars into the kettle.

http://www.angelfire.com/rock/sluttyr ockstar/queerdollars.html

15 Dec 2012 02:00 PM
Prolefeed     
My dog collects for the Salivation Army

15 Dec 2012 02:14 PM
cwheelie     
Your dog wants a receipt for tax purposes....

15 Dec 2012 02:49 PM
randomjsa     

Rufus Lee King: Ok, have I summed up the rest of the thread? Yes, I have. Don't bother to post any more hatred for a charitable organization that helps the downtrodden; I just covered it.


Terrorist organizations will do things to help the down trodden as well. This doesn't change the fact that when they're not doing that they're a bunch of murdering psychopaths.

The Salvation Army will do things to help the down trodden but will also use their power and influence for various hardline Christian causes, such as denying equal rights to homosexuals.

Yet to me the fact that they will accept and then basically trash some things almost bothers me more... If you donate a Harry Potter toy for instance they will smile and nod, hand you the receipt, then take the evil devil spawn toy 'away' somewhere. I would imagine there are plenty of kids that would be delighted to have such an item and if the SA doesn't want it they can just say so when you bring it in.

15 Dec 2012 03:24 PM
jeffreyh     
Yes, we're all equal as long as we're in the circle of victims.

15 Dec 2012 03:48 PM
Buffet     
Ultra cool.

15 Dec 2012 05:48 PM
Baloo Uriza     
So we're OK with a group raising money in the most obnoxious way possible while openly advocating genocide now? I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

15 Dec 2012 05:55 PM
jayessell     
Those doggies won't know when to stop taking money.

15 Dec 2012 06:58 PM
SmithHiller     
What proof do you have that the Salvation Army is a hate group? I read about on someone's blog, I read it on Facebook, I read it on Twitter, or a friend sent me an e-mail is not proof.
The troll in me says: They're here. They don't like queers. Get used to it"

16 Dec 2012 12:21 AM
RealFarknMcCoy2     
Fantastic marketing idea for those dog trainers.

/I noticed the collie couldn't seem to figure out where to put the money. Needs more training. Wouldn't hire that woman to train my pet...

16 Dec 2012 04:28 AM
Baloo Uriza     

SmithHiller: What proof do you have that the Salvation Army is a hate group? I read about on someone's blog, I read it on Facebook, I read it on Twitter, or a friend sent me an e-mail is not proof.
The troll in me says: They're here. They don't like queers. Get used to it"


When they say that gay people should be killed, that's hate. It's also their official position.

16 Dec 2012 04:07 PM
nanim     

Baloo Uriza: SmithHiller: What proof do you have that the Salvation Army is a hate group? I read about on someone's blog, I read it on Facebook, I read it on Twitter, or a friend sent me an e-mail is not proof.
The troll in me says: They're here. They don't like queers. Get used to it"

When they say that gay people should be killed, that's hate. It's also their official position.

''

What?... That's ridiculous. And btw, spreading that rumor in print could get you sued for libel.

/some actual Salvation Army guys in action...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/artic le-2249078/Switzerlands-latest-E u rovision-hope--94-year-old-Salvation-A rmy-guitarist.html

16 Dec 2012 06:13 PM
Baloo Uriza     

nanim: When they say that gay people should be killed, that's hate. It's also their official position.''

What?... That's ridiculous. And btw, spreading that rumor in print could get you sued for libel.


Do you even read this site, or are you just passing through?

16 Dec 2012 08:01 PM
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