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   Dear Penthouse Magazine: I never thought it would happen to me, but there I was, a tourist in Iceland, when these two hot Icelandic women I met in a bar convinced me to strip down naked and run around the city, because well, it's tradition

15 Dec 2012 11:46 AM   |   13574 clicks   |   Iceland Review
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iheartscotch    [TotalFark]  
The ladies probably wanted a laugh. And, it looks like they got one.

15 Dec 2012 11:48 AM
duffblue     
I figured Iceland of all places would be cool with this. They have a museum filled with dicks. Wall to wall dick carpeting. Talk about shrinkage though.

15 Dec 2012 11:49 AM
BumpInTheNight     
Wait, grass? I though Iceland was called that because it was mostly Ice. Next you'll tell me greenland is...

15 Dec 2012 11:50 AM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
So, it was just a prank. Lucky, stupid tourist just had a life experience. And in a few years it will make a great bar story. I'm sure it's already an epic story amongst the cops and populace.

15 Dec 2012 11:52 AM
stuffy     
Any time a hot young girl ask me to get naked I always say, "You first".

15 Dec 2012 11:52 AM
KrispyKritter     
pretty women manipulating foolish men is a long time tradition around the world.

15 Dec 2012 11:52 AM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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15 Dec 2012 11:52 AM
BolshyGreatYarblocks     
And don't get me started on my story about my wild night in Gibraltar with the hot Maltese barmaid and the three Barbary rock apes.

15 Dec 2012 11:53 AM
Slives    [TotalFark]  
If it was tradition, why didn't they strip and run with him? That would have been my question to them before going through with it myself.

At least the girls returned his stuff.

15 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
Nuclear Monk     

BolshyGreatYarblocks: And don't get me started on my story about my wild night in Gibraltar with the hot Maltese barmaid and the three Barbary rock apes.


Those apes are total dicks.

15 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
No Time To Explain     
That's what you get for taking a drunken dare in a foreign country

/but were these supposed girls hot?

15 Dec 2012 11:55 AM
ranold     
I came in to see pictures of hot Icelandic women.... I am disappoint

15 Dec 2012 11:56 AM
RoyHobbs22     
Is someone going to post the "Clerks" dude from his scene in "Mallrats"?

15 Dec 2012 11:57 AM
chitownmike     

Slives: If it was tradition, why didn't they strip and run with him? That would have been my question to them before going through with it myself.

At least the girls returned his stuff.


Yeah, I am sure there was absolutely no alcohol clouding this guys judgment, at all

15 Dec 2012 11:59 AM
Theaetetus     

Slives: If it was tradition, why didn't they strip and run with him? That would have been my question to them before going through with it myself.

At least the girls returned his stuff.


He didn't even get robbed. Oh, Iceland, even when you're mean, you're cute.

15 Dec 2012 12:01 PM
Sir_Spanksalot     
Who "reads" Penthouse anymore. I can't go back to magazines....

/Can't go back to online pron either.
//Works in asia so...giddidy goo till the walls stick.

15 Dec 2012 12:01 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  
Hot Icelantic chicks?

Pics or it didn't happen.

15 Dec 2012 12:11 PM
LewDux     

BumpInTheNight: Wait, grass? I though Iceland was called that because it was mostly Ice. Next you'll tell me greenland is...


You're confusing
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with
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15 Dec 2012 12:12 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste     
It's a tradition they say,
being naked ill be invigorating they say...

15 Dec 2012 12:13 PM
BumpInTheNight     

megarian: Hot Icelantic chicks?

Pics or it didn't happen.


We can start with the girl in the ads for hand-knit sweaters on the story's left:
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I would hand-knit her sweater any day.

15 Dec 2012 12:15 PM
LewDux     

15 Dec 2012 12:21 PM
FloydA     
Oh Bjork, you're so silly.

15 Dec 2012 12:22 PM
CouldaWouldShoulda     
Why did it take 22 posts for a Bjork comment?

15 Dec 2012 12:28 PM
biyaaatci     
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Don't have the skills to change it to her tricking him into getting naked.

15 Dec 2012 12:34 PM
darthdrafter     
Hey, people posting with no pics. Ur doin it wrong. Try to do something a little more like this:

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Now you try.

15 Dec 2012 12:36 PM
BumpInTheNight     

biyaaatci: [www.negrophonic.com image 125x124] 

Don't have the skills to change it to her tricking him into getting naked.


Jesus that's by far the longest gif I've seen on fark or possibly even ytmnd. Funny too.

15 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
reubendaley     
Keep your clothes on, people.

That is all.

15 Dec 2012 12:40 PM
Spirit Hammer     
Sheesh.
If I had a dollar for every time I've fallen for that one.

15 Dec 2012 12:41 PM
guilt by association     
Thread lacks hot Icelandic women.

/How does one say "I am disappoint" in Icelandic or Old Norse?

15 Dec 2012 12:45 PM
Kraftwerk Orange     
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Agrees

Running down the street in their underwear.

15 Dec 2012 12:46 PM
wambu     
However, it later turned out that the girls had left his belongings at the reception of the hotel where he was staying, but had of course left the premises themselves.

This would not have happened in the US where the girls would have thrown away the clothes and gone on a shopping/drug/murder spree with the contents of his wallet.

USA! USA! USA!

15 Dec 2012 12:46 PM
Mr.Bobo     
Hot Chicks from Iceland

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Unnur Birna Vilhjálmsdóttir

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Asdis Ran

15 Dec 2012 12:51 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  

biyaaatci:  

Don't have the skills to change it to her tricking him into getting naked.


So much lulz.


Icelandic biatch. Band name.

15 Dec 2012 12:54 PM
johnny_stingray     
In Iceland there's a gorgeous woman under every tree.

15 Dec 2012 12:55 PM
StopLurkListen     

Mr.Bobo: Asdis Ran


She *is* gorgeous, but there's such heavy-handed Photoshopping going on there my monitor nearly caught fire.

Art Directors will be the death of us all. Doomed, I say, doooooooooooooooooooooomed

15 Dec 2012 01:04 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

Mr.Bobo: [www.brobible.com image 500x750]
Asdis Ran


I imagine the ass is right, but I need pics to confirm.
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Very right.

/also right
//but NSFW there

15 Dec 2012 01:08 PM
Mentat    [TotalFark]  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: //but NSFW there


móðir guðs

15 Dec 2012 01:13 PM
CruJones     
If this situation ever arises, I'm not getting naked unless the chicks do too. And I'm making sure I can get my clothes back, lock them in the rental car, whatever.

/seen too many teen movies
//knows how this ends
/// 11 drinks and I'd probably do it too

15 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
I May Be Crazy But...     
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Here you are, some pictures of a hot Icelandic woman.

Yes, a good looking descendant of huge, murdering, pillaging raiders, who sailed weeks across the ocean in terrible weather on a boat that is shockingly close to the water. And washed their clothing in urine.

15 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
LordBollocks     
Trolled hard

Also

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/Obligatory

15 Dec 2012 01:24 PM
Farkin' Uke     

biyaaatci: [www.negrophonic.com image 125x124] 

Don't have the skills to change it to her tricking him into getting naked.


The thread was WOEFULLY short on hot Icelandic chicks and then comes your half hour long gif. It brought me to tears and allowed some pics to be posted in the meantime. A hearty thank you, good sir, you saved the thread!

15 Dec 2012 01:33 PM
Begoggle     
Rule #1:
When you get caught, blame somebody else.
"Oh yeah, uh, they 'tricked' me, officer! I was totally unwilling and it wasn't my idea or anything!"

15 Dec 2012 01:36 PM
Radak    [TotalFark]  
Really, 41 posts and nobody has mentioned that if this happened in the US, he'd be put on the perv registry for life, would never be able to get a decent job, and would end up living under a bridge?

15 Dec 2012 01:37 PM
hasty ambush     

guilt by association: Thread lacks hot Icelandic women.

/How does one say "I am disappoint" in Icelandic or Old Norse?


ÉG er valda vonbrigðum

15 Dec 2012 01:41 PM
Lamadin     
Icelandic women are VERY hot, some of the hottest in the world. I'd probably do whatever they told me. 

Your average Icelandic footballer, for example.
NSFW

15 Dec 2012 01:47 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

Mentat: móðir guðs


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15 Dec 2012 02:03 PM
Oznog     
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OK, Norway, not Iceland, but it's a great movie about a 15 yr old girl in a remote town where she's bored to hell AND a hormonally driven maniac. In some ways it resembles a sex comedy from a girl's perspective, but not really. While there's some hella comical stuff here, it's more of an uncontrollable, unretouched realism. and you're automatically a pedobear for watching it 

15 Dec 2012 02:17 PM
ChubbyTiger     
I recall being on a plane from Stockholm to Reykjavik. Two weeks in Sweden and Swedish was starting to sound normal and I had picked up a few words. Anyway, the plane announcement was in English first, then Swedish, then a language that sounded like a sick Viking gargling with glass shards and mead. Holy crap, what an unattractive language.

Also, Icelandic chicks are, on average, not nearly as hot as the internet thinks. Way too much inbreeding. Sweden is fast, far superior.

Damn pretty country, though.

15 Dec 2012 02:21 PM
nmemkha     
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I'd love to ford her fjords.

15 Dec 2012 02:31 PM
tricycleracer     

duffblue: I figured Iceland of all places would be cool with this. They have a museum filled with dicks. Wall to wall dick carpeting. Talk about shrinkage though.


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15 Dec 2012 02:31 PM
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