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   Police identify bictim of fatal pen stabbing

15 Dec 2012 06:06 PM   |   3672 clicks   |   Miami Herald
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ginandbacon    [TotalFark]  
Okay. I may have rolled my eyes, but I snerted.

15 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
I see what you did there, subby

/took me a second or two, though
//need more coffee

15 Dec 2012 12:24 PM
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nekom    [TotalFark]  
had he acquired the weapon from pen island?

15 Dec 2012 12:34 PM
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Codenamechaz    [TotalFark]  
So the pen is mightier after all.

15 Dec 2012 12:47 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
The writing's on the wall, I guess.

15 Dec 2012 02:54 PM
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thismomentinblackhistory     
I'm not clicking the link.

/Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery.

15 Dec 2012 03:05 PM
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johnsoninca    [TotalFark]  
The Joker's not going to be happy they stole his Bic.

15 Dec 2012 03:50 PM
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Paris1127    [TotalFark]  
This story's already made the paper, mate.

15 Dec 2012 04:03 PM
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John Dewey     
This case is not what you ink.

15 Dec 2012 04:17 PM
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
It was a Cristal clear case of murder.

15 Dec 2012 04:27 PM
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
WritesStabs first time, every time.

15 Dec 2012 05:14 PM
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calbert    [TotalFark]  
farm9.staticflickr.com

/obscure?

15 Dec 2012 05:24 PM
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Snarfangel     
Some people deserve quilling.

15 Dec 2012 05:26 PM
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Paris1127    [TotalFark]  

Paris1127: This story's already made the paper, mate.


Actually, now that I think about it, I saw the story in the blotter.

15 Dec 2012 05:39 PM
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texdent    [TotalFark]  
Wasn't this a CSI ep?

15 Dec 2012 06:00 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

texdent: Wasn't this a CSI ep?


img191.imageshack.us

More like an episode of Bill Cosby's Picture Pages.

15 Dec 2012 06:07 PM
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VvonderJesus     
I wonder if he popped a cap in his ass.

15 Dec 2012 06:08 PM
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ko_kyi     
What did he do, insult Sam Rothstein?

15 Dec 2012 06:11 PM
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EggSniper     
i0.kym-cdn.com

15 Dec 2012 06:11 PM
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Impasse     
photos1.blogger.com

15 Dec 2012 06:14 PM
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ukexpat     
Let's just parker this over here near Mont Blanc.

15 Dec 2012 06:16 PM
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uncleacid     
Pocket protectors save lives.

15 Dec 2012 06:17 PM
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Allansfirebird     
So, the bictim won't be able to biew that ad for a Packaged Tour in the Bolor Supplement in the paper, then?

15 Dec 2012 06:17 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
It's a good thing that the law enforcement officials are here to pilot us through this situation.

15 Dec 2012 06:19 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
Let's recap.

15 Dec 2012 06:19 PM
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
was the case solved by hercule biro?

15 Dec 2012 06:22 PM
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves     
That headline has some stylus.

15 Dec 2012 06:22 PM
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TV's Vinnie     
www.cinema8.ro

15 Dec 2012 06:23 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
bp0.blogger.com

Thanks for the pen.

15 Dec 2012 06:24 PM
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hundreddollarman    [TotalFark]  
Now is not the time to discuss pen control.

15 Dec 2012 06:24 PM
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Nakito     
Killigraphy.

15 Dec 2012 06:24 PM
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Old Man Winter     
Will the perp head to the Pen itentiary?

15 Dec 2012 06:27 PM
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you are a puppet     
Those guys are headed to the state...something.

15 Dec 2012 06:28 PM
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
www.mysticgames.com

laughs and signs autograph

15 Dec 2012 06:29 PM
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1000 Ways to Dye     

calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x264]

/obscure?


Running Man is not obscure.

15 Dec 2012 06:29 PM
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Christian Bale     
in all seriousness, what did the world lose? an obvious lowlife who demands payment for doing jack shiat. He "introduced them" to a prostitute. And demanded payment for that even when no deal was closed. Guys like that set situations like that up exactly to do what he did: he knew he could boss them into paying him for nothing. She probably is part of the scam, always turns the guys down no matter what. And then, when they even TRY to pay, with a laptop, he won't accept it. How farking much money was he demanding for being a middle man?

One manipulative, asshole pimp fewer on the face of the earth. No big deal.

15 Dec 2012 06:30 PM
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Hector Remarkable     
But the prostitute turned the boys down because they only had $5 each on them.

You can buy a decent pen for 5 dollars, but you really need more than that for a whore.

15 Dec 2012 06:34 PM
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Pray 4 Mojo     

fusillade762: [bp0.blogger.com image 320x255]

Thanks for the pen.


Came for this.

Took long enough... ya'll are slipping.

15 Dec 2012 06:35 PM
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cig-mkr     
FTA Gregory Hyppolite, 32, who is originally from New Jersey and moved to South Florida
So a guy moves to Florida from New Jersey to make Florida look bad?
Coals to Newcastle?

15 Dec 2012 06:36 PM
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common sense is an oxymoron     

Christian Bale: in all seriousness, what did the world lose? an obvious lowlife who demands payment for doing jack shiat. He "introduced them" to a prostitute. And demanded payment for that even when no deal was closed. Guys like that set situations like that up exactly to do what he did: he knew he could boss them into paying him for nothing. She probably is part of the scam, always turns the guys down no matter what. And then, when they even TRY to pay, with a laptop, he won't accept it. How farking much money was he demanding for being a middle man?

One manipulative, asshole pimp fewer on the face of the earth. No big deal.



0/10 

/rtfa

15 Dec 2012 06:39 PM
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skinink     
"The teens told police that they agreed to pay Hyppolite $40 if he introduced them to a prostitute, according to the arrest report. But the prostitute turned the boys down because they only had $5 each on them.

Having done his part, Hyppolite demanded payment."
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A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has five dollars, he gets kicked out again.

So by this time, he's really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says "Look, I only have five dollars. I'm really horny, and I need a blow-job for 5 dollars!"

The guy there says "OK. For five dollars, we can give you a penguin."

"What's a penguin?"

"You'll see!!!"

So, the guy takes the $5 and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The horny man unzips his pants, and waits for his "penguin." Soon, a whore comes in and starts giving the guy a blow job. Just as he's about to loose his load, she stops and walks away.

Now, the horny guy with his pants at his ankles, waddles after her, shouting "HEY! WHAT'S A PENGUIN?!"

15 Dec 2012 06:40 PM
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Oldiron_79     
Penis Mightier for $500 Trebeck

15 Dec 2012 06:42 PM
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BlackMtnMan     
The stabber must have been Cross.

15 Dec 2012 06:44 PM
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Mega Steve     
With 5 bucks, what were they expecting? I don't know much about the prostitution game, but I'm assuming even the nastiest crack whore wouldn't do it for 5

15 Dec 2012 06:55 PM
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ongbok     
Good one subby, good one.

fc06.deviantart.net

15 Dec 2012 07:07 PM
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real_headhoncho    [TotalFark]  
Will he be sent to Pen State?

15 Dec 2012 07:08 PM
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Thresher     

fusillade762: [bp0.blogger.com image 320x255]

Thanks for the pen.


Came for the Gross Point Blank reference, leaving satisfied.

15 Dec 2012 07:10 PM
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Mister Peejay     

nekom: had he acquired the weapon from pen island?


Is that a neighbor to the Isle of Monster Cock?

15 Dec 2012 07:11 PM
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Mister Peejay     
Police have identified the motive - apparently it was a magic trick gone awry.

15 Dec 2012 07:13 PM
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Mister Peejay     
"He's got red on him", police noted about the victim.

15 Dec 2012 07:14 PM
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