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NewsFlash  Hillary Clinton faints, sustains concussion. James Harrison fined 50k by the NFL

15 Dec 2012 01:09 PM   |   17222 clicks   |   Boston.com
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SithLord     
Maybe all that lying about Benghazi exhausted her supply of hot air.

15 Dec 2012 01:11 PM
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iheartscotch    [TotalFark]  
That'll show her; being a damn, dirty democrat and all.

/ I keed, I keed

15 Dec 2012 01:11 PM
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cig-mkr     
Bill pushed her.

15 Dec 2012 01:11 PM
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dalovindj     
There goes her shot at the presidency. Can we really afford a leader who faints at the first sign of trouble?

15 Dec 2012 01:11 PM
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had98c     
Ok, I chuckled at the mental image of Harrison tackling Clinton.

15 Dec 2012 01:11 PM
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redmond24     

SithLord: Maybe all that lying about Benghazi exhausted her supply of hot air.


Lies, deceit, creating mistrust are his ways now.

15 Dec 2012 01:12 PM
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lenfromak    [TotalFark]  
Congressional aides do not expect her to testify as scheduled at congressional hearings on Thursday into the Sept. 11 attack against a U.S. diplomatic outpost in Benghazi, Libya, that killed four Americans, including the U.S. ambassador.

Isn't that conveeeeenient?

15 Dec 2012 01:12 PM
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violetvolume     
snerg.

15 Dec 2012 01:12 PM
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fozziewazzi     
Article complete with photo of what Hillary Clinton looks like.

15 Dec 2012 01:12 PM
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Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
Is this really News Flash worthy?

15 Dec 2012 01:13 PM
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thismomentinblackhistory     
I hope she recovers swiftly. She has given a lot to this country, and deserves a rest after doing a kickass job as SOS. I'm sure the comments below TFA will reinforce my belief that folks would never stoop to ....

Recovering at home..sure ..that's a good one..the left think nothing

of shirking from accountability every waking second...She is having a good laugh getting out of the Benghazi hearings...

THink the media will go rough on her for this like they would for a Republican? NOPE!!!!


...oh yeah.

15 Dec 2012 01:13 PM
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Hetfield     
Did she faint or was she actually dodging sniper bullets?

15 Dec 2012 01:13 PM
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darkvstar     
try being 65 and traveling around the globe non stop trying to put out fires. I am surprised she lasted this long. The woman is exhausted. cut her some slack

15 Dec 2012 01:13 PM
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cig-mkr     

lenfromak: Congressional aides do not expect her to testify as scheduled at congressional hearings on Thursday into the Sept. 11 attack against a U.S. diplomatic outpost in Benghazi, Libya, that killed four Americans, including the U.S. ambassador.

Isn't that conveeeeenient?


Maybe they can send Rice in her place?

15 Dec 2012 01:13 PM
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Primitive Screwhead    [TotalFark]  
i36.photobucket.com

Awesome headline, is awesome!

15 Dec 2012 01:14 PM
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Shadow Blasko     
This is not a good week to be in politics... but I can't help but think of what a fantastic episode of The West Wing it would make.

20 hours in America style. Fiscal Cliff, a senseless massacre of students, middle east issues, Japanese right wing dominance, North Korean sabre rattling...

15 Dec 2012 01:14 PM
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SilentStrider    [TotalFark]  
Good headline.

15 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
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nekom    [TotalFark]  

darkvstar: try being 65 and traveling around the globe non stop trying to put out fires. I am surprised she lasted this long. The woman is exhausted. cut her some slack


Pretty much this. I can't blame her for wanting out. For what it's worth, I've always had a personal dislike for her that I can't quite put my finger on any reason for, however I feel she's done a good job at her current post.

15 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
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CruJones     
The SEC commissioner decided not to suspend Harrison for the big game.

15 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
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Shades     
Maybe 2016 won't suck.

15 Dec 2012 01:16 PM
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EuphoniumEuphoria     
Well, there goes her Presidency.

I can see the attack ads now:

"Hillary Clinton says she will be a strong leader..."

Hillary: "I will be a strong leader."

"Hillary says that she can handle the stresses of the Presidency..."

Hillary: "I can handle the stresses of the Presidency."

"But in 2012, Hillary Clinton FAINTED."

Hillary: Faints

"Do we really want such a weak woman leading our Nation? "

Some doofus old white guy shows up "I am McOldracistwhiteguy, and I approve this message."

15 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
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Purdue_Pete     
Headline is full of win.

15 Dec 2012 01:18 PM
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AcneVulgaris     

dalovindj: There goes her shot at the presidency. Can we really afford a leader who faints at the first sign of trouble?


I have a feeling she'd kick your ass when she came too if you tittered about it.

That woman SCARES me.

15 Dec 2012 01:18 PM
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PerilousApricot     
congrats, subby. That headline was gold

15 Dec 2012 01:18 PM
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Ed Finnerty     
Stupid man gravity.

15 Dec 2012 01:18 PM
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jehovahs witness protection     
So, she found an excuse no to testify about Benghazi.

15 Dec 2012 01:19 PM
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kiwannabee     
+1 for Subby.

Also, +1 for traumatic head injury to the worst woman in America.

15 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
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Canton     

darkvstar: try being 65 and traveling around the globe non stop trying to put out fires. I am surprised she lasted this long. The woman is exhausted. cut her some slack


Exactly. It's not like she choked on a pretzel or something. Sheesh.

15 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
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derpy     
Hate you, subby.

Was going to do a joke about not being available tomorrow against the Cowboys.

15 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
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veedeevadeevoodee     
www.oralcareshop.com

15 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
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cptjeff    [TotalFark]  

Shadow Blasko: This is not a good week to be in politics... but I can't help but think of what a fantastic episode of The West Wing it would make.

20 hours in America style. Fiscal Cliff, a senseless massacre of students, middle east issues, Japanese right wing dominance, North Korean sabre rattling...


A few Will Bailey asking for input on parts of the inaugural address at exactly the wrong time jokes...

15 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
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AcneVulgaris     

AcneVulgaris: I have a feeling she'd kick your ass when she came too if you tittered about it.


Came TO. TO.

Mindbleach, stat!

15 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
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derpy     

kiwannabee: +1 for Subby.

Also, +1 for traumatic head injury to the worst woman in America.


Bwwereeeeert!
Trolling. Ten yard penalty. fist down.

15 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
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Malacon     
FTFA: Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, who skipped an overseas trip this past week because of a stomach virus

and

The statement said Clinton was dehydrated because of the virus and that she fainted and sustained a concussion

Heheh, she pooped herself unconscious.

15 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
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dalovindj     

AcneVulgaris: I have a feeling she'd kick your ass when she came too if you tittered about it.

That woman SCARES me.


Honestly, fark her. She ran a despicable campaign in 2008 and I've never really respected her since. I want Warren in 2016, and I doubt she would run if Hillary did. But a Hillary vs. Warren primary would be almost as much fun as the Judd vs. McConnell battle is going to be.

But the more likely scenario is that this makes her unelectable, so Warren can hop right in without offending Democrat royalty.

15 Dec 2012 01:22 PM
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TheEdibleSnuggie    [TotalFark]  
a.espncdn.com


NOT AMUSED

15 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
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vudukungfu     
damned pretzels

15 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
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Im_Gumby     

AcneVulgaris: dalovindj: There goes her shot at the presidency. Can we really afford a leader who faints at the first sign of trouble?

I have a feeling she'd kick your ass when she came TWO if you tittered about it.

That woman SCARES me.


FTFY
/Pet peave

15 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties     
A concussion?

Well, she's not qualified to be the...head of state?
She's definitely...headed for some trouble?
And all this time I thought she was so...hard headed?

t0.gstatic.com

15 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
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mitchcumstein1    [TotalFark]  

EuphoniumEuphoria: Well, there goes her Presidency.

I can see the attack ads now:

"Hillary Clinton says she will be a strong leader..."

Hillary: "I will be a strong leader."

"Hillary says that she can handle the stresses of the Presidency..."

Hillary: "I can handle the stresses of the Presidency."

"But in 2012, Hillary Clinton FAINTED."

Hillary: Faints

"Do we really want such a weak woman leading our Nation? "

Some doofus old white guy shows up "I am McOldracistwhiteguy, and I approve this message."


I think being damned near 70 will be a bigger problem. I wouldn't vote for a 70 year old person to be President of the United States. No way, no how.

15 Dec 2012 01:24 PM
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veedeevadeevoodee     
darkvstar:

The woman is exhausted. cut her some slack

gifsoup.com

15 Dec 2012 01:24 PM
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Pantubo     

SithLord: Maybe all that lying about Benghazi exhausted her supply of hot air.


Done in one. Next thread, people.

15 Dec 2012 01:25 PM
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vygramul    [TotalFark]  
I guess she couldn't handle the 3AM call of nature.

15 Dec 2012 01:25 PM
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Dancin_In_Anson    [TotalFark]  
Not a fan of her politics, but I give her credit for the way she's busted her ass for the last 4 years.

15 Dec 2012 01:26 PM
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stratagos     

dalovindj: There goes her shot at the presidency. Can we really afford a leader who faints at the first sign of trouble?


Exactly, she should have vomited on someone instead

15 Dec 2012 01:26 PM
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ladyfortuna     
Speaking as a person who apparently has whatever that condition is that makes you faint at the sight of blood/needles and also when in excruciating pain, I just feel bad for her. Passing out SUCKS. I've had it happen probably twenty times in my life.

15 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
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jennyz     
Well done, subby. I heartily chortled.

15 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
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chrylis     

kiwannabee: Also, +1 for traumatic head injury to the worst woman in America.


Sheila Jackson-Lee got hit in the head, too?

15 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
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nekom    [TotalFark]  

mitchcumstein1: EuphoniumEuphoria: Well, there goes her Presidency.

I can see the attack ads now:

"Hillary Clinton says she will be a strong leader..."

Hillary: "I will be a strong leader."

"Hillary says that she can handle the stresses of the Presidency..."

Hillary: "I can handle the stresses of the Presidency."

"But in 2012, Hillary Clinton FAINTED."

Hillary: Faints

"Do we really want such a weak woman leading our Nation? "

Some doofus old white guy shows up "I am McOldracistwhiteguy, and I approve this message."

I think being damned near 70 will be a bigger problem. I wouldn't vote for a 70 year old person to be President of the United States. No way, no how.


Yeah, most definitely. Age (among other things) scared me away from McCain, especially when he picked Palin as his running mate. I am fairly convinced that at least by the tail end of his second term, Reagan had early onset Alzheimer's. We don't need that again.

15 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
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cptjeff    [TotalFark]  

dalovindj: AcneVulgaris: I have a feeling she'd kick your ass when she came too if you tittered about it.

That woman SCARES me.

Honestly, fark her. She ran a despicable campaign in 2008 and I've never really respected her since. I want Warren in 2016, and I doubt she would run if Hillary did. But a Hillary vs. Warren primary would be almost as much fun as the Judd vs. McConnell battle is going to be.

But the more likely scenario is that this makes her unelectable, so Warren can hop right in without offending Democrat royalty.


Huh? Being sick makes you unelectable? Now, she probably should have been resting and drinking lots of fluids, but working too hard isn't usually disqualifying for much of anything.

I'd love to see Warren as President, but I'm be nervous about how electable she is nationally. If the environment in 2016 looks like she could actually win, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat. If not, I'll probably wind up voting for Hillary. I really do think she learned a lot from 2008 and that it changed her, and she's done a kickass job at State.

This is, of course, entirely premature, things may change a lot by 2016.

15 Dec 2012 01:29 PM
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