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15 Dec 2012 03:16 PM   |   12803 clicks   |   ABC
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
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That's great, man!

But who are the Chefs?

15 Dec 2012 02:57 PM
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HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
That's a rough looking 29.

15 Dec 2012 03:14 PM
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styckx     
Double Fark: Linked article provides a picture so that and at such a shiatty angle you can't read shiat anyway.

15 Dec 2012 03:18 PM
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had98c     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: That's great, man!

But who are the Chefs?


She should have said, "Great googly moogly, yes!"

15 Dec 2012 03:19 PM
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breakfast_in_bedlam     
[Nelson.jpg]

15 Dec 2012 03:19 PM
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zerkalo     

HotWingAgenda: That's a rough looking 29.


Life in the 509 will do that to you

/spokompton

15 Dec 2012 03:21 PM
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airplane_mech2     
He didn't spell it wrong, per se. He cut out the tail of the J in the wrong direction so it looked like an L. This got greenlit?

15 Dec 2012 03:22 PM
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wombatsrus     
Looks like he plowed a field in hopes of

(dons sunglasses)

plowing her field....

15 Dec 2012 03:23 PM
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wildcardjack     
Clearly, what this man needed was a surveyor.

15 Dec 2012 03:23 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

had98c: She should have said, "Great googly moogly, yes!"


HAHAHAHA, YES!

That's your new Favorite note now, by the bye.

15 Dec 2012 03:28 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
plowed the "J" in his girlfriend's name backward, forming an "L" in its place.

My sister said, 'Why don't you just take some straw and cover it up and redo the J?' But it was a 150-yard-long J, so it would take a lot of hay. And it would be a bright straw spot on the bottom. It just wouldn't look right."


And to complete the stereotype bingo, he married a sow.

15 Dec 2012 03:34 PM
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special20    [TotalFark]  

wombatsrus: Looks like he plowed a field in hopes of

(dons sunglasses)

plowing her field....


i.imgur.com

15 Dec 2012 03:36 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

had98c: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: That's great, man!

But who are the Chefs?

She should have said, "Great googly moogly, yes!"


+1 and a Snickers bar.

15 Dec 2012 03:37 PM
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gaslight    [TotalFark]  
I was going to post an animated gif that would be really funny but instead I'll leave a passive-aggressive snarky comment about NON HOSTED gifs being capped really, really, really unnecessarily low KB sizes.

15 Dec 2012 03:39 PM
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NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
i48.tinypic.com

"Ludy! You m-m-m-m-make m-m-me... haaaaappy!"

15 Dec 2012 03:40 PM
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jaytkay     

wildcardjack: Clearly, what this man needed was a surveyor.


Oh c'mon, she's not THAT fat.

15 Dec 2012 03:40 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback     

airplane_mech2


He didn't spell it wrong, per se. He cut out the tail of the J in the wrong direction so it looked like an L.


He didn't spell it wrong. He just didn't spell it correctly.


This got greenlit?


You new here?

15 Dec 2012 03:41 PM
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GBB     
Lody, Lody, what's goin' on in here?

15 Dec 2012 03:42 PM
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CruJones     
Fark: stubby says "to been seen" when making fun of someone else's spelling

15 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
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CruJones     

CruJones: Fark: stubby says "to been seen" when making fun of someone else's spelling


Fark: autocorrect changes subby to stubby

15 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
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dickfreckle     
Came for the Chefs. Leaving satisfied.

/still one of the funniest commercials of all time

15 Dec 2012 03:48 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

dickfreckle: Came for the Chefs. Leaving satisfied.

/still one of the funniest commercials of all time


Heh!

I'm still torn between that and the Batman commercial.

15 Dec 2012 03:51 PM
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UsikFark    [TotalFark]  

jaytkay: wildcardjack: Clearly, what this man needed was a surveyor.

Oh c'mon, she's not THAT fat.


A dowsing rod would be helpful.

15 Dec 2012 03:52 PM
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just passing through     
Mildly amusing story, but the memories it inspired about the Chefs commercial made reading it truly worthwhile.

/ I'm cutting the guy some slack... A for effort?

15 Dec 2012 03:58 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

just passing through: I'm cutting the guy some slack... A for effort?


In his case, more like an L for effort, AMIRITE?

15 Dec 2012 04:02 PM
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Thisbymaster     
There is no way she is 29, 49 I will buy.

15 Dec 2012 04:07 PM
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Allen. The end.     
So is he stuck in Lody again?

15 Dec 2012 04:08 PM
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Dr Jack Badofsky     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: just passing through: I'm cutting the guy some slack... A for effort?

In his case, more like an L for effort, AMIRITE?


Wouldn't that be a misplaced J for effort?

15 Dec 2012 04:39 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

Dr Jack Badofsky: Wouldn't that be a misplaced J for effort?


Judges...?

*DING*

We'll accept that!

15 Dec 2012 04:44 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     

UsikFark: jaytkay: wildcardjack: Clearly, what this man needed was a surveyor.

Oh c'mon, she's not THAT fat.

A dowsing rod would be helpful.


...tracts of land!

15 Dec 2012 04:54 PM
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stealthd     
That's a pretty cute story.

15 Dec 2012 04:58 PM
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jaytkay     

stealthd: That's a pretty cute story.


Wait a second, what's with the earnest enjoyment of sharing in the happiness of other people.

This is Fark!!

15 Dec 2012 05:03 PM
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eltejon     
Fine, ABC. I'm using a mobile, maybe I just want the story and don't need to download the pictures because once upon a time it would slow things down. But if I choose to use the desktop site, don't farking send me to the front page! I know it's possible, other sites do it.

15 Dec 2012 05:34 PM
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wotthefark     

jaytkay: stealthd: That's a pretty cute story.

Wait a second, what's with the earnest enjoyment of sharing in the happiness of other people.

This is Fark!!




Stupid Americans.

15 Dec 2012 05:50 PM
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Strange_Brew     
29? The years have not been kind.

/still a baby-faced 33 year old.

15 Dec 2012 06:25 PM
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illannoyin     
8c4625.medialib.glogster.com

15 Dec 2012 06:36 PM
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bukketmaster     
*reads story*

AWWWWWWWWW

*scrolls down to pic*
www.reactionface.info

15 Dec 2012 06:54 PM
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nytmare     
Who substitutes "you" with "U" in a marriage proposal? Maybe you should have just texted it to her, dumbass.

15 Dec 2012 07:03 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties     
1.bp.blogspot.com

15 Dec 2012 07:14 PM
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Jument     
Dude, you can do better. Run away!

15 Dec 2012 07:19 PM
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octopied     
Ultra fark: Her name was Wanda but he spelt it Tiffany

No? Well, that would have been hilarious.

15 Dec 2012 07:22 PM
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Oldiron_79     
All aboard the Failboat

15 Dec 2012 08:34 PM
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OscarTamerz     
abcnews.go.com

When they said 29 I thought they meant years not stones.

15 Dec 2012 09:39 PM
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imtheonlylp     
Subbed this thurs:
"Jooks Jike the fieJd wiJJ be aJJ he's pjowing soon. J"

15 Dec 2012 10:14 PM
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martid4    [TotalFark]  
Last call!

abcnews.go.com

15 Dec 2012 11:17 PM
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SmithHiller     
Is it any of these?

Michelle, Michaele
Sara, Sarah
Kellie, Kelly
Rachel, Rachael

15 Dec 2012 11:18 PM
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okiemule     

SmithHiller: Is it any of these?

Michelle, Michaele
Sara, Sarah
Kellie, Kelly
Rachel, Rachael


Tyffani
Abeegale
Xyffxfr (pronounced "Betty")
...and don't forget the classic Lemonjello.

jakemcmillan.files.wordpress.com

/agrEES!

16 Dec 2012 02:32 AM
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Pert     
And since when is Loren a man's name?

16 Dec 2012 03:54 AM
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Your Average Witty Fark User     

CruJones: Fark: stubby says "to been seen" when making fun of someone else's spelling


Came here to say this. Subtard strikes again.

16 Dec 2012 11:15 AM
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