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   Survey says "Men think they're more attractive the more they drink" Additional research to be done on wetness of water

15 Dec 2012 04:15 PM   |   2131 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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BarkingUnicorn     
Everything is more attractive the more you drink.

15 Dec 2012 03:27 PM
I May Be Crazy But...     
Fark yoiu suby! I'm a goddamnned Adonis!@

15 Dec 2012 03:30 PM
Snarfangel     

BarkingUnicorn: Everything is more attractive the more you drink.



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15 Dec 2012 03:52 PM
Kurmudgeon     
I think it's more a case of men care less how attractive you think they are when they drink.
Luckily, girls also get less picky so it equals out.

15 Dec 2012 04:18 PM
tricycleracer     
And when I do coke I'm a more handsome Ryan Reynolds. Dopamine does that.

15 Dec 2012 04:19 PM
lar_m     
I also drive better. I am a very good driver.

15 Dec 2012 04:19 PM
Heamer     
I don't think, I know.

15 Dec 2012 04:22 PM
BumpInTheNight     
I also communicate better, its the only way to get through teaching the little bastards the alphabet.

15 Dec 2012 04:22 PM
krafty420     
It's only 5:22pm, and I'm feeling attractive already

15 Dec 2012 04:22 PM
dickfreckle     
I'm sexy first thing in the morning. Suck it, haters!

15 Dec 2012 04:23 PM
Kuroshin     
I've been drinking all morning, have had the equivalent of 10 bar drinks, and understand that I'm a farking CHUD.

Your move, Survey.

15 Dec 2012 04:23 PM
tricycleracer     

BumpInTheNight: I also communicate better, its the only way to get through teaching the little bastards the alphabet.


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15 Dec 2012 04:24 PM
I May Be Crazy But...     

dickfreckle: I'm sexy first thing in the morning. Suck it, haters!


Funny, that. I'm occasionally drunk first thing in the morning.

15 Dec 2012 04:25 PM
oukewldave     
I believe it's probably at least 50% of the time just giving people an excuse to do whatever and act however they truly want to even while sober. "I'd probably bang that whale, but people will make fun of me. Let me get drunk and do it, then blame the alcohol and we all laugh!"

15 Dec 2012 04:26 PM
Sir Cumference the Flatulent    [TotalFark]  
Hell, I don't even need to drink to know that I am.

15 Dec 2012 04:27 PM
titwrench     
As a man that woke up with a black eye this morning from a "Whitesnake dancing" incident last night after pulling down half a handle of Sailor Jerry I can say I thought I was very attractive.

15 Dec 2012 04:29 PM
WhippingBoy     
I don't drink so that "I" look better...

15 Dec 2012 04:29 PM
Mega Steve     
What's the signal for uglies to hook up?

"Last call!"

/Ugly

15 Dec 2012 04:30 PM
WhippingBoy     

titwrench: As a man that woke up with a black eye this morning from a "Whitesnake dancing" incident last night after pulling down half a handle of Sailor Jerry I can say I thought I was very attractive.


That was you? Most of the comments on YouTube regarding your "incident" don't agree...

15 Dec 2012 04:32 PM
Soonerpsycho     
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15 Dec 2012 04:38 PM
diaphoresis     
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15 Dec 2012 04:38 PM
DrMcNinja     

Soonerpsycho: [i.imgur.com image 384x270]


dammit! beat me to it. Anyway

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Looking good Barry...Looking good you handsome mother farker.

15 Dec 2012 04:40 PM
WhippingBoy     
Beer is a harsh mistress.
Don't drink enough, and your inhibitions prevent you from asking that attractive girl to dance.
Drink too much, and next thing you know, you're waking up with Gruesome Gertie slobbering on your knob (I wish this wasn't a true story).

15 Dec 2012 04:41 PM
tricycleracer     

DrMcNinja: Soonerpsycho: [i.imgur.com image 384x270]

dammit! beat me to it. Anyway

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Looking good Barry...Looking good you handsome mother farker.


I was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang.

15 Dec 2012 04:43 PM
skinink     

"I hate to tell you this sir, but you're starting to look real sexy to me!"


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15 Dec 2012 04:43 PM
I May Be Crazy But...     

WhippingBoy: Beer is a harsh mistress.
Don't drink enough, and your inhibitions prevent you from asking that attractive girl to dance.
Drink too much, and next thing you know, you're waking up with Gruesome Gertie slobbering on your knob (I wish this wasn't a true story).


Drink even more and you accidentally end up spending the night with a TRULY harsh mistress.

15 Dec 2012 04:43 PM
tricycleracer     

WhippingBoy: Beer is a harsh mistress.
Don't drink enough, and your inhibitions prevent you from asking that attractive girl to dance.
Drink too much, and next thing you know, you're waking up with Gruesome Gertie slobbering on your knob (I wish this wasn't a true story).


I got a text from a buddy some years ago that read "I'm 5 beers away from talking to women and 3 beers away from puking."

15 Dec 2012 04:44 PM
diaphoresis     
Where is my hero when you need him to answer these kinds of questions?
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15 Dec 2012 04:45 PM
Big Ramifications     
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15 Dec 2012 04:47 PM
Hawnkee     
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15 Dec 2012 04:50 PM
Molavian     
What are women?

15 Dec 2012 04:52 PM
diaphoresis     

Molavian: What are women?


Would you like me to draw you a schematic?

15 Dec 2012 04:53 PM
Lurk sober post drunk     

tricycleracer: WhippingBoy: Beer is a harsh mistress.
Don't drink enough, and your inhibitions prevent you from asking that attractive girl to dance.
Drink too much, and next thing you know, you're waking up with Gruesome Gertie slobbering on your knob (I wish this wasn't a true story).

I got a text from a buddy some years ago that read "I'm 5 beers away from talking to women and 3 beers away from puking."


i got a call from a friend before texts existed and he said he suddenly woke up walking down the street and it was dark and he had no idea where he was and how did he get there

15 Dec 2012 04:55 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

Molavian: What are women?


Men of great sorrow or distress.

15 Dec 2012 04:56 PM
BumpInTheNight     

Molavian: What are women?


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Picture a man and then take away all reason and accountability.

/ewww, hopefully there's a few more differences then just that.

15 Dec 2012 04:59 PM
steamingpile     
Women are attracted to confidence, how attractive you are really has little to do with it as a male.

15 Dec 2012 05:01 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

steamingpile: Women are attracted to confidence, how attractive you are really has little to do with it as a male.


Big ole this.

15 Dec 2012 05:03 PM
WhippingBoy     

steamingpile: Women are attracted to confidence, how attractive you are really has little to do with it as a male.


You spelled "money" wrong.

15 Dec 2012 05:03 PM
diaphoresis     

WhippingBoy: steamingpile: Women are attracted to confidence, how attractive you are really has little to do with it as a male.

You spelled "money" wrong.


LOL

15 Dec 2012 05:05 PM
tshauk     
I can prove I'm better looking drunk than when sober.
Married a {drunk} woman WAAAYYYY out of my league, and got her pregnant.

YAY Booze~!!!

15 Dec 2012 05:06 PM
omeganuepsilon     

Kurmudgeon: I think it's more a case of men care less how attractive you think they are when they drink.
Luckily, girls also get less picky so it equals out.


This.

oukewldave: I believe it's probably at least 50% of the time just giving people an excuse to do whatever and act however they truly want to even while sober. "I'd probably bang that whale, but people will make fun of me. Let me get drunk and do it, then blame the alcohol and we all laugh!"


A lot of people who don't drink, or don't drink much, think in that manner. Fact is, alcohol is not a magical window to the "real you". It reduces the ability to reason. People get confused but don't know it, don't think illogically, and lose motor skills. This is well documented.

Sure, some people make excuses, but saying half, or all do half the time, is a bit ridiculous.

15 Dec 2012 05:13 PM
WhippingBoy     

tshauk: I can prove I'm better looking drunk than when sober.
Married a {drunk} woman WAAAYYYY out of my league, and got her pregnant.

YAY Booze~!!!


Me too!!!

/high-five!

15 Dec 2012 05:20 PM
Mega Steve     
This old commercial may be relevant

15 Dec 2012 05:29 PM
tshauk     

WhippingBoy: tshauk: I can prove I'm better looking drunk than when sober.
Married a {drunk} woman WAAAYYYY out of my league, and got her pregnant.

YAY Booze~!!!

Me too!!!

/high-five!


Who says nice guys finish last? Their just a close second to the guys buying the drinks....

15 Dec 2012 05:35 PM
Buffet     
"Men who are single generally believe that they are boosting their chances with the opposite sex by downing a few pints before they try out their best moves."

They've GOT to be kidding!

15 Dec 2012 05:43 PM
Onkel Buck     
Came for the Beerfest pic leaving tipsy

15 Dec 2012 05:44 PM
LonMead     
When did they make Ric Romero editor of the Mail?

15 Dec 2012 06:48 PM
wild9     
Actually, I am better looking when I don't drink. My face gets all puffy when I consume booze.

15 Dec 2012 06:54 PM
ongbok     
This is bullshiat. It's not that we think that we are more attractive when we are drunk. It's just the number of farks we give diminish greatly with each drink.

15 Dec 2012 06:56 PM
blottoman     
Looking good, Billy Ray!
Billy Ray: Feeling good, Louis!
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15 Dec 2012 07:06 PM
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