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   Australia seeks more super hornets -- possibly to compliment their super spiders, super snakes, and super sharks

15 Dec 2012 07:23 PM   |   4815 clicks   |   UPI
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gaslight    [TotalFark]  
So, Canada and Australia are not buying the F35 any time soon.

This may actually be a gift that keeps on giving. I mean, the Canadian price tag went from nine billion to 45 and counting in just five years before they finally pulled the plug. The export sales are always a huge portion of the project plan for lowering the per unit cost. If even your closest allies are not buying, then this may turn out to be one expensive short run program.

15 Dec 2012 05:14 PM
Marcus Aurelius     

gaslight: So, Canada and Australia are not buying the F35 any time soon


You nailed it. The Aussies said to themselves, "it's going to cost WHAT WHAT WHAT???"

I wish we had done the same thing. The Super Hornets are sweet aircraft.

15 Dec 2012 05:43 PM
vossiewulf    [TotalFark]  

gaslight: So, Canada and Australia are not buying the F35 any time soon.


The F-35 is the F-111 Part Deux, writ large.

15 Dec 2012 06:55 PM
fusillade762     
Australia's Ministry of Defense is concerned about a capability gap if the increasingly expensive Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II Joint Strike Fighters are delayed.

Who are the Aussies worried about? Is New Zealand poised to invade?

15 Dec 2012 06:59 PM
Kumana Wanalaia     
You forgot blue ringed octopii.

15 Dec 2012 07:25 PM
Lunger42     
No I hear Tonga is set to invade, need to beef up the air capabilities to combat their navy.

15 Dec 2012 07:26 PM
tiiger     
Canada with SU-35 Flankers. That is what I want to see.

Failing that, F-15 Silent Eagles.

15 Dec 2012 07:29 PM
narkor     
Australia hasn't got the balls to cancel the F35 order.

15 Dec 2012 07:31 PM
Quantum Apostrophe     
Well hello there Mr Super Spider, you're looking quite good today, have you started working out?

Compliment like that?

15 Dec 2012 07:34 PM
Im_Gumby    [TotalFark]  
They need to go old school and get more supermarines.
/were good enough for them back in the day

15 Dec 2012 07:40 PM
Acidicnads     
Australia I'll tell ya want Bella and I'll tell ya well meh

15 Dec 2012 07:40 PM
thisispete     

fusillade762: Australia's Ministry of Defense is concerned about a capability gap if the increasingly expensive Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II Joint Strike Fighters are delayed.

Who are the Aussies worried about? Is New Zealand poised to invade?


There's a lengthy paper (pdf) on Australian defence policy if you're really interested.

In short they want to be able to deter and defeat armed attacks on Australia and be self reliant in doing so, contribute to security and stability in the South Pacific and East Timor and contribute to military contingencies in the Asia Pacific region in particular and the rest of the world in general. There are things like piracy in the Straits of Malacca and other trade routes important to the country and there's a diminishing fear of a potentially unstable Indonesia. Although as Jakarta continues to bed in democratic reforms, that fear will continue to decline.

They see themselves as a mid-level power and want to project power commensurate with that role.

15 Dec 2012 07:45 PM
bukijin     
Well our closest neighbour is the world's most populous Muslim country.

Historically, "Fortress Australia" was the base that the Pacific war was waged from in WW2.

And quite frankly, we like our country here and want to be able to defend it...

15 Dec 2012 07:53 PM
Stone Meadow    [TotalFark]  

bukijin: Well our closest neighbour is the world's most populous Muslim country.

Historically, "Fortress Australia" was the base that the Pacific war was waged from in WW2.

And quite frankly, we like our country here and want to be able to defend it...


Fair enough, though I doubt Indonesia is your country's primary self-defense concern. Australia doesn't need F-18's to repel boat people. More likely, though still very unlikely, is China deciding it needs Lebensraum.

Having the F-18 is like having a good fence...it makes for good neighbors.

15 Dec 2012 08:03 PM
jaytkay    [TotalFark]  

bukijin: Well our closest neighbour is the world's most populous Muslim country.


You sound well-informed. Is Indonesia threatening Australia? Specifically how will the F-18s protect Australia against Indonesia?

15 Dec 2012 08:09 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah     
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Still the best plane ever.

15 Dec 2012 08:13 PM
taurusowner     

tiiger: Canada with SU-35 Flankers. That is what I want to see.


The world sure has changed a lot in the past 20-30 years. America's hat flying Soviet planes. That would be interesting.

15 Dec 2012 08:14 PM
jaytkay    [TotalFark]  

Keizer_Ghidorah: [www.fas.org image 850x581]

Still the best plane ever.


Iran? Is that you?

15 Dec 2012 08:15 PM
Radak    [TotalFark]  

Quantum Apostrophe: Well hello there Mr Super Spider, you're looking quite good today, have you started working out?

Compliment like that?


I see my work here is done.

15 Dec 2012 08:16 PM
Haliburton Cummings     
what they really need are more SPIDER GOATS

15 Dec 2012 08:22 PM
bukijin     
The primary role of any defense force is to defend against invasion. Since we are an island, yes, we would be repelling boat people (in the form of amphibious invasion). The F18 gives us the capability to disrupt enemy bases being used as origins of amphibious invasions, to destroy invasion fleets in transit and to maintain air superiority over our territory. We need long-range and multi-role planes.

Is Indonesia a threat now ? No. But we have been involved in military conflicts with Indonesia more than once and no doubt will again in the future. So one would have to classify Indonesia as a potential threat. But there are other potential threats.

Link  to Airpower Australia for those interested. The defense white paper has already been linked to above.

15 Dec 2012 08:38 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
That's not a super hornet.

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THIS is a super hornet.

15 Dec 2012 08:52 PM
serialsuicidebomber     

fusillade762: Australia's Ministry of Defense is concerned about a capability gap if the increasingly expensive Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II Joint Strike Fighters are delayed.

Who are the Aussies worried about? Is New Zealand poised to invade?



You saw what those Ewoks did to those poor defenseless AT-ATs.

15 Dec 2012 09:14 PM
cretinbob     

Keizer_Ghidorah: [www.fas.org image 850x581]

Still the best plane ever.


Only in grossly homoerotic movies

15 Dec 2012 10:22 PM
hundreddollarman    [TotalFark]  

Gyrfalcon: That's not a super hornet.

[www.honeybeehive.co.uk image 498x449]

THIS is a super hornet.


NUKE IT FROM ORBIT. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.

15 Dec 2012 10:24 PM
Mantour     
What's a Jet Tread without Nose art!:

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15 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
Archie Goodwin     
This is good news. Australia will still buy some of the F-35s but they will be "delayed".

The one aircraft we should have bought was the A-10 Warthog.

15 Dec 2012 10:31 PM
Nutsac_Jim     

fusillade762: Australia's Ministry of Defense is concerned about a capability gap if the increasingly expensive Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II Joint Strike Fighters are delayed.

Who are the Aussies worried about? Is New Zealand poised to invade?


Is it 1931 or something?

15 Dec 2012 10:40 PM
Turbo Cojones     

bukijin: Well our closest neighbour is the world's most populous Muslim country.

Historically, "Fortress Australia" was the base that the Pacific war was waged from in WW2.

And quite frankly, we like our country here and want to be able to defend it...


You and I are probably related. My father shtupped in Australia on the way to the war.

15 Dec 2012 10:41 PM
F22raptom     
Yes....i want us to still get the 72 or so F35's we ordered. Another 24 super hornets? yes please.

15 Dec 2012 11:09 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah     

cretinbob: Keizer_Ghidorah: [www.fas.org image 850x581]

Still the best plane ever.

Only in grossly deliciously homoerotic movies


15 Dec 2012 11:19 PM
b2theory    [TotalFark]  

gaslight: So, Canada and Australia are not buying the F35 any time soon.

This may actually be a gift that keeps on giving. I mean, the Canadian price tag went from nine billion to 45 and counting in just five years before they finally pulled the plug. The export sales are always a huge portion of the project plan for lowering the per unit cost. If even your closest allies are not buying, then this may turn out to be one expensive short run program.


The price tag has not increased by 500%, period. Plenty of games are being played to make this thing look stupidly expensive compared to previous programs (not to say that it's not expensive). Typically, these things are quoted at their fly-away cost. I am now seeing there total program costs and life time maintance schedule compared to the fly-away cost of Block 60 F-16s.

The F-35 is an outstanding aircraft. The sensor systems alone are among the most complicated things that humans have ever constructed.

15 Dec 2012 11:39 PM
mekki     
Super hornets? How the heck do you tie on capes that small?

16 Dec 2012 12:13 AM
BumpInTheNight     

mekki: Super hornets? How the heck do you tie on capes that small?


Damn you, I was coming here to make a lame aussie/austria/godwin joke but you...you ruined my train of thought.

16 Dec 2012 12:21 AM
brian7dog    [TotalFark]  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmRexWQ hs3M

16 Dec 2012 12:29 AM
brian7dog    [TotalFark]  
Lets try this again,
with regards to our super spiders etc
Link

16 Dec 2012 12:30 AM
phlatulence     
Aussie Air Force pilots get to take their women with them according to article at bottom of mobile site... Some mighty fine growlers they have now:-)

16 Dec 2012 12:34 AM
Jarhead_h     

tiiger: Canada with SU-35 Flankers. That is what I want to see.

Failing that, F-15 Silent Eagles.


To be honest, I'm surprised that more Western countries haven't done that.

16 Dec 2012 12:45 AM
SwiftFox     
Dang.

I was hoping they were getting white-faced hornets. I had a huge nest outside my back door. There had been a few mild winters in a row, no intense cold periods, so the imported European yellow jackets were dense. My back yard was the only one in the neighborhood you could have a picnic at, and I watched out the window as they brought in yellow jacket after yellow jacket after yellow jacket in a steady procession.

16 Dec 2012 01:35 AM
jaytkay    [TotalFark]  

b2theory: The F-35 is an outstanding aircraft. The sensor systems alone are among the most complicated things that humans have ever constructed.


That's a really important design goal. Complicated is always more better.

16 Dec 2012 01:53 AM
Fury Pilot     

jaytkay: bukijin: Well our closest neighbour is the world's most populous Muslim country.

You sound well-informed. Is Indonesia threatening Australia? Specifically how will the F-18s protect Australia against Indonesia?


The original intent was to have the ability to bomb targets in Djakarta if needed. With the end of the F-111, this was to fall to the F-18s, but the problem is that they don't have the range to fly there and back without refuelling, making them vulnerable to the Indonesian air defences. It remains to be seen if that is also a problem with the Super Hornet.

16 Dec 2012 02:20 AM
Mega Steve     
They should have just saved up Pepsi points

16 Dec 2012 02:32 AM
darth_shatner     

jaytkay: bukijin: Well our closest neighbour is the world's most populous Muslim country.

You sound well-informed. Is Indonesia threatening Australia? Specifically how will the F-18s protect Australia against Indonesia?


During the UN mission in East Timor some years back RAAF F-111s sat on the ground bombed up and ready for counter-attacks after Indonesian aircraft buzzed Australian deployments and their submarines were making aggressive moves towards our navy. F-18s would have escorted them.

Since the 111s were mothballed hat attack role would now fall to the F-18s (Supers and Classics).

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16 Dec 2012 02:34 AM
Bomb Head Mohammed     
Mantour What's a Jet Tread without Nose art!:

Wow, that's crap nose art. Even the briefing time homage is badly done.

16 Dec 2012 03:03 AM
Harriet Vane    [TotalFark]  
Canberra is my home airport. Always amuses me that the ads throughout the terminal are for impulse buys like F-35s and defence industry heavies.

16 Dec 2012 06:55 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie     

Nutsac_Jim: fusillade762: Australia's Ministry of Defense is concerned about a capability gap if the increasingly expensive Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II Joint Strike Fighters are delayed.

Who are the Aussies worried about? Is New Zealand poised to invade?

Is it 1931 or something?


They are just trying to compensate for something, Like this Aussie

NSFW Lyrics. But still hilarious.

16 Dec 2012 07:18 AM
ShonenBat     
F-18's a good plane. Hope we can make the sale. F-35 is a boondoggle destined for the chopping block when sequestration hits.

16 Dec 2012 08:13 AM
mbillips     

ShonenBat: F-18's a good plane. Hope we can make the sale. F-35 is a boondoggle destined for the chopping block when sequestration hits.


Sequestration's not going to hit. The whole fiscal cliff was a piece of idiocy dreamed up by teabaggers who would rather send the country into default than let Obama run things. Here's what's going to happen: They'll pass a bill on Dec. 31 so that the Bush tax cuts will expire on only the two upper tiers, and the sequestration cuts will be reduced to some token amount. Then the teabaggers will try to hold their breath until they turn blue on the debt ceiling, and Obama will figure out a way to avoid defaulting on the debt through executive action.

16 Dec 2012 09:09 AM
tiiger     

Jarhead_h: tiiger: Canada with SU-35 Flankers. That is what I want to see.

Failing that, F-15 Silent Eagles.

To be honest, I'm surprised that more Western countries haven't done that.


It has worked out well for India so far. I understand the logistical and political difficulties of buying from the former Eastern Block, but the F-35, a single engine strike bomber, is not the aircraft for Canada. A plane that works well in hostile and cold environments, carries a ton of fuel, an incredible weapons load, and is an equal to almost any aircraft in the sky (Even perhaps to the F-22), is what Canada would need, and the SU-35 / Flanker series hits all those points. Failing that, the F-15SE is another great choice for a Canadian Fighter plane. The Growth Hornet would be the cheapest but least capable of the three, but still superior to the F-35 for Canada's mission.

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16 Dec 2012 10:15 AM
spentshells     
waste of money all the way around nobody is attacking canada or australia so why do we need 35 billion dollar jets? buy or make long range ballistic missiles and medium range guided missiles and a some stealth drones for guiding them it makes the whole jet thing pointless

16 Dec 2012 11:34 AM
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