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   It's bad enough if you're a stripper and you lose a lawsuit against your boss for unlawfully firing you. It's even worse if the judge compares you to a church organist

22 Dec 2012 02:23 PM   |   15066 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Generation_D    [TotalFark]  
I'm not so sure I'd finger her pipes.  British hot.

22 Dec 2012 10:37 AM
EvilEgg    [TotalFark]  

Generation_D: I'm not so sure I'd finger her pipes.  British hot.


I find most strippers look best in dim lights.

22 Dec 2012 11:51 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
Stripper Thread!!

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22 Dec 2012 12:17 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
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22 Dec 2012 12:18 PM
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22 Dec 2012 12:18 PM
drjekel_mrhyde     
She looks good for a Brit

22 Dec 2012 02:28 PM
cig-mkr     
That gal fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

22 Dec 2012 02:29 PM
Snort     
Wow, what a crappy place to work. Fees and penalties for missing songs. Pimps seem to have fairer rules.

22 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
WhippingBoy     

drjekel_mrhyde: She looks good for a Brit


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(hot [the picture, not the Brit])

"Straight from the streets of Sussex, she is!"

22 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  
"Nadine Quashie"?

22 Dec 2012 02:35 PM
To The Escape Zeppelin!     
She wasn't an employee. She was self employed and paying £65 a night to use the space under the club's conditions. The club never paid her a wage at all. There's nothing sad about it. If she doesn't like it she can find a different job.

/I hope her club had very dim lighting. British hot.

22 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
AUAIOMRN     
he heh... "organ"-ist

22 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
redsquid     

Generation_D: I'm not so sure I'd finger her pipes.  British hot trap.


The club is called 'Stringfellows'.
NTTAWWT

22 Dec 2012 02:47 PM
wambu     
Am I the only one who read that as "church orgiast"?

22 Dec 2012 02:47 PM
redsquid     
She asked why my organ was so small and I said 'well I didn't know I was playing in a cathedral'.

22 Dec 2012 02:49 PM
Snapper Carr     

redsquid: Generation_D: I'm not so sure I'd finger her pipes.  British hot trap.

The club is called 'Stringfellows'.


So that's what Jan-Michael Vincent's been doing lately.

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22 Dec 2012 02:51 PM
skinink    [TotalFark]  

"Miss Quashie also claimed she had to perform free dances for customers 'on the hour every hour' whenever the Motley Crue song 'Girls, Girls, Girls' was played. "


Jeebus, they play that song at the Foxy Lady in Providence every hour on the hour at night as well. Is "Girls Girls Girls" required of stripclub DJs to play?


22 Dec 2012 02:53 PM
Pray 4 Mojo     

Snort: Wow, what a crappy place to work. Fees and penalties for missing songs. Pimps seem to have fairer rules.


"She said she would earn up to £1,265 a night..."

Yes... terrible place indeed.

22 Dec 2012 02:59 PM
rev. dave     
The disturbing part of this is that the UK and the US as far as I know are both making more employees into contractors in order to avoid rights guaranteed to employees. I do not know much about the UK but in the US is so companies do not face as many costs and liabilities. Employers are paying politicians here to get away with as much as possible, in the UK I assume the same sort of issues.

/ I know that it is more about the stripper's lack of appeal to most of you than the rights of employees so sorry.

22 Dec 2012 02:59 PM
Pray 4 Mojo     

rev. dave: The disturbing part of this is that the UK and the US as far as I know are both making more employees into contractors in order to avoid rights guaranteed to employees. I do not know much about the UK but in the US is so companies do not face as many costs and liabilities. Employers are paying politicians here to get away with as much as possible, in the UK I assume the same sort of issues.

/ I know that it is more about the stripper's lack of appeal to most of you than the rights of employees so sorry.


I understand your point... however... if there was a "job" that ideally met all the criteria of being an "independent contractor"... it's being a stripper.

/and strippers do appeal to me.

22 Dec 2012 03:03 PM
jtown     
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In the garden of Eden, honey...

22 Dec 2012 03:04 PM
studebaker hoch     
At least he didn't compare her to a bycicle.

22 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
diaphoresis     

rev. dave: making more employees into contractors in order to avoid rights guaranteed to employees.


I did that. I gave my 'former employees/new contractors" an 80% raise, but I no longer have to pay unemployment insurance, health insurance, and my BOP insurance went down almost 18%. All 34 of the 'former employees/new contractors' were ok with the new payscale and rules for being a contractor.

22 Dec 2012 03:10 PM
MarkEC     

rev. dave: The disturbing part of this is that the UK and the US as far as I know are both making more employees into contractors in order to avoid rights guaranteed to employees. I do not know much about the UK but in the US is so companies do not face as many costs and liabilities. Employers are paying politicians here to get away with as much as possible, in the UK I assume the same sort of issues.

/ I know that it is more about the stripper's lack of appeal to most of you than the rights of employees so sorry.


In the US, to be considered a subcontractor, you must be available for jobs elsewhere not just one place. If a club told all the girls that work there they can't dance at other clubs, then the girls would be considered employees. As a subcontractor you have to pay your own taxes including the extra social security that an employer usually pays, so there's no ambiguity as to being an employee or subcontractor.

22 Dec 2012 03:19 PM
DownDaRiver     

The Stealth Hippopotamus:


You don't get out much do you?
That's not a stripper. That's a housewife doing the fitness craze of pole conditioning.
Big differfence!

22 Dec 2012 03:21 PM
BarkingUnicorn     
In the U. S., several courts have ruled that strippers are employees and not independent contractors.  Here's one case showing the court's reasoning, in North Dakota.  Here's another case that went to the Kansas Court of Appeals.  And from Massachusetts, the case of Kayla Jenks v. The Golden Banana.

"Independent contractor" status for strippers is completely unsupportable under federal law.  Clubs get away with it only when strippers let them.  Here's an example the cost a chain of clubs $13 million.

22 Dec 2012 03:27 PM
mikefinch     
So wait -- The club wouldnt let people toss money at the ladies? They had to buy vouchers and toss the vouchers up and then the club would reimburse the dancer for the vouchers she collected?

Is this normal for strip clubs? Seems like its a bit sinister. Why do they need a middle man?

22 Dec 2012 03:27 PM
Pray 4 Mojo     

MarkEC: rev. dave: The disturbing part of this is that the UK and the US as far as I know are both making more employees into contractors in order to avoid rights guaranteed to employees. I do not know much about the UK but in the US is so companies do not face as many costs and liabilities. Employers are paying politicians here to get away with as much as possible, in the UK I assume the same sort of issues.

/ I know that it is more about the stripper's lack of appeal to most of you than the rights of employees so sorry.

In the US, to be considered a subcontractor, you must be available for jobs elsewhere not just one place. If a club told all the girls that work there they can't dance at other clubs, then the girls would be considered employees. As a subcontractor you have to pay your own taxes including the extra social security that an employer usually pays, so there's no ambiguity as to being an employee or subcontractor.


It's not that simple... and there is certainly ambiguity.

The IRS has a set of 20 or 30 "tests" to determine this and it's wall to wall "could"s, "might"s and "probably"s.

22 Dec 2012 03:29 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

diaphoresis: rev. dave: making more employees into contractors in order to avoid rights guaranteed to employees.

I did that. I gave my 'former employees/new contractors" an 80% raise, but I no longer have to pay unemployment insurance, health insurance, and my BOP insurance went down almost 18%. All 34 of the 'former employees/new contractors' were ok with the new payscale and rules for being a contractor.


I hope you checked with the IRS as well.

22 Dec 2012 03:32 PM
Gough     

diaphoresis: rev. dave: making more employees into contractors in order to avoid rights guaranteed to employees.

I did that. I gave my 'former employees/new contractors" an 80% raise, but I no longer have to pay unemployment insurance, health insurance, and my BOP insurance went down almost 18%. All 34 of the 'former employees/new contractors' were ok with the new payscale and rules for being a contractor.


Did they realize they also have to deal with the little detail called "Self-employment Tax"? I've know more than I few folks who have been ...surprised by that. OTOH, at least in our industry, that level of raise would be about right. I gotta give you kudos for that. At lot of outfits make the change with only nominal increases for their people.

I've also known a handful of companies that ran afoul of the IRS for how they handled the change. They don't realize that the contractor thing is a two-way street. There's that whole, "Behavioral Control" that the IRS talks about, for instance.

22 Dec 2012 03:35 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Get over it biatch, you're a stripper, a independent contractor, and you sell your body for money, you're one step above giving 20 dollar blowjobs and anal sex behind a dumpster. The place where you work has not "employed" you at all. "Employed" means they are paying you a wage per hour to show up and work, you don't receive any hourly pay as a stripper from the owner of the building. You get tips, that's all.

22 Dec 2012 03:37 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

mikefinch: So wait -- The club wouldnt let people toss money at the ladies? They had to buy vouchers and toss the vouchers up and then the club would reimburse the dancer for the vouchers she collected?

Is this normal for strip clubs? Seems like its a bit sinister. Why do they need a middle man?


"Dancer dollars" are a common alternative to cash in the U. S.  The club charges a customer's credit card and gives him play money.  Club collects a surcharge from the customer and takes a cut when the dancer cashes in the play money.  Best part:  dancer dollars expire after about two weeks, so spend them while they're still good.

I've never seen a club where cash wasn't good.  But I wouldn't be surprised to find one.

22 Dec 2012 03:38 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

Bit'O'Gristle: Get over it biatch, you're a stripper, a independent contractor, and you sell your body for money, you're one step above giving 20 dollar blowjobs and anal sex behind a dumpster. The place where you work has not "employed" you at all. "Employed" means they are paying you a wage per hour to show up and work, you don't receive any hourly pay as a stripper from the owner of the building. You get tips, that's all.


You really are ignorant of U. S. labor and tax laws.

22 Dec 2012 03:41 PM
Pray 4 Mojo     

BarkingUnicorn: In the U. S., several courts have ruled that strippers are employees and not independent contractors.  Here's one case showing the court's reasoning, in North Dakota.  Here's another case that went to the Kansas Court of Appeals.  And from Massachusetts, the case of Kayla Jenks v. The Golden Banana.

"Independent contractor" status for strippers is completely unsupportable under federal law.  Clubs get away with it only when strippers let them.  Here's an example the cost a chain of clubs $13 million.


Interesting reading.

22 Dec 2012 03:42 PM
WelldeadLink     
My grandma was a church organist, so I'm gett... oh, wait.

22 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     

BarkingUnicorn: Bit'O'Gristle: Get over it biatch, you're a stripper, a independent contractor, and you sell your body for money, you're one step above giving 20 dollar blowjobs and anal sex behind a dumpster. The place where you work has not "employed" you at all. "Employed" means they are paying you a wage per hour to show up and work, you don't receive any hourly pay as a stripper from the owner of the building. You get tips, that's all.

You really are ignorant of U. S. labor and tax laws.


/Or i could have just been trolling.  Thanks for playing.

22 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
Ed Willy     
I'd let her play with my organ.

22 Dec 2012 03:51 PM
mikefinch     

BarkingUnicorn: "Dancer dollars" are a common alternative to cash in the U. S. The club charges a customer's credit card and gives him play money. Club collects a surcharge from the customer and takes a cut when the dancer cashes in the play money. Best part: dancer dollars expire after about two weeks, so spend them while they're still good.

I've never seen a club where cash wasn't good. But I wouldn't be surprised to find one.



K thanks -- I was wondering what would happen to the time honored tradition of chucking heavy coins at naked women we have here in Canada...

22 Dec 2012 03:51 PM
theflatline    [TotalFark]  
And the dude in the comments saying "hot chick"  yech, no wonder those poor brits come over the states and other countries to find wives.

22 Dec 2012 03:52 PM
mikefinch     

Bit'O'Gristle: /Or i could have just been trolling. Thanks for playing.


Nice save.

22 Dec 2012 03:52 PM
The Jami Turman Fan Club     

Bit'O'Gristle: BarkingUnicorn: Bit'O'Gristle: Get over it biatch, you're a stripper, a independent contractor, and you sell your body for money, you're one step above giving 20 dollar blowjobs and anal sex behind a dumpster. The place where you work has not "employed" you at all. "Employed" means they are paying you a wage per hour to show up and work, you don't receive any hourly pay as a stripper from the owner of the building. You get tips, that's all.

You really are ignorant of U. S. labor and tax laws.

/Or i could have just been trolling.  Thanks for playing.


Yes, you're just pretending to be an idiot. Makes for such interesting conversations.

22 Dec 2012 03:57 PM
drjekel_mrhyde     
She's okay
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22 Dec 2012 03:57 PM
theflatline    [TotalFark]  

drjekel_mrhyde: She's okay [i.imgur.com image 468x240]


i am have seen hotter trannies walking the streets of latin america.

22 Dec 2012 03:59 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

Pray 4 Mojo: BarkingUnicorn: In the U. S., several courts have ruled that strippers are employees and not independent contractors.  Here's one case showing the court's reasoning, in North Dakota.  Here's another case that went to the Kansas Court of Appeals.  And from Massachusetts, the case of Kayla Jenks v. The Golden Banana.

"Independent contractor" status for strippers is completely unsupportable under federal law.  Clubs get away with it only when strippers let them.  Here's an example the cost a chain of clubs $13 million.

Interesting reading.


Legality aside, independent contractor status has fans and foes among strippers.  Article includes notes on The Lusty Lady, a club that unionized in 1997 and later went employee-owned.

22 Dec 2012 04:00 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

Bit'O'Gristle: BarkingUnicorn: Bit'O'Gristle: Get over it biatch, you're a stripper, a independent contractor, and you sell your body for money, you're one step above giving 20 dollar blowjobs and anal sex behind a dumpster. The place where you work has not "employed" you at all. "Employed" means they are paying you a wage per hour to show up and work, you don't receive any hourly pay as a stripper from the owner of the building. You get tips, that's all.

You really are ignorant of U. S. labor and tax laws.

/Or i could have just been trolling.  Thanks for playing.


Thanks for admitting it.  Someone else might have believed your BS. :-)

22 Dec 2012 04:01 PM
mypinkpony     

BarkingUnicorn: mikefinch: So wait -- The club wouldnt let people toss money at the ladies? They had to buy vouchers and toss the vouchers up and then the club would reimburse the dancer for the vouchers she collected?

Is this normal for strip clubs? Seems like its a bit sinister. Why do they need a middle man?

"Dancer dollars" are a common alternative to cash in the U. S.  The club charges a customer's credit card and gives him play money.  Club collects a surcharge from the customer and takes a cut when the dancer cashes in the play money.  Best part:  dancer dollars expire after about two weeks, so spend them while they're still good.

I've never seen a club where cash wasn't good.  But I wouldn't be surprised to find one.


I've been to a few strip clubs in my day and never once have I heard of "dancer dollars"!! "Making it Rain" just wont have the same affect with "dancer dollars"!!

22 Dec 2012 04:04 PM
ModernLuddite     

wambu: Am I the only one who read that as "church orgiast"?


I read "Church Onanist".

//Which is also what it says on my criminal record.
///NTTAWWT

22 Dec 2012 04:06 PM
Pray 4 Mojo     

BarkingUnicorn: Pray 4 Mojo: BarkingUnicorn: In the U. S., several courts have ruled that strippers are employees and not independent contractors.  Here's one case showing the court's reasoning, in North Dakota.  Here's another case that went to the Kansas Court of Appeals.  And from Massachusetts, the case of Kayla Jenks v. The Golden Banana.

"Independent contractor" status for strippers is completely unsupportable under federal law.  Clubs get away with it only when strippers let them.  Here's an example the cost a chain of clubs $13 million.

Interesting reading.

Legality aside, independent contractor status has fans and foes among strippers.  Article includes notes on The Lusty Lady, a club that unionized in 1997 and later went employee-owned.


The clubs that I'm familiar with are truly independent contractor houses. The girls show up for work whenever they want and pay a house fee depending on what "options" they want. If they want to only work short, premium shifts and not dance on the main stage, the house fee is higher... but it's up to them.

It's not any different than a hair dresser that rents a booth at a salon. You can go cheap as possible... or pay the premium for the receptionist, an assistant... etc...

22 Dec 2012 04:11 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

mypinkpony: BarkingUnicorn: mikefinch: So wait -- The club wouldnt let people toss money at the ladies? They had to buy vouchers and toss the vouchers up and then the club would reimburse the dancer for the vouchers she collected?

Is this normal for strip clubs? Seems like its a bit sinister. Why do they need a middle man?

"Dancer dollars" are a common alternative to cash in the U. S.  The club charges a customer's credit card and gives him play money.  Club collects a surcharge from the customer and takes a cut when the dancer cashes in the play money.  Best part:  dancer dollars expire after about two weeks, so spend them while they're still good.

I've never seen a club where cash wasn't good.  But I wouldn't be surprised to find one.

I've been to a few strip clubs in my day and never once have I heard of "dancer dollars"!! "Making it Rain" just wont have the same affect with "dancer dollars"!!


It's not something that clubs want to advertise, thanks to credit card chargebacks.  That's why they make it a deal that any sober person would refuse and dancers can't refuse.  But if you insist...

22 Dec 2012 04:12 PM
Gough     

Pray 4 Mojo: MarkEC: rev. dave: The disturbing part of this is that the UK and the US as far as I know are both making more employees into contractors in order to avoid rights guaranteed to employees. I do not know much about the UK but in the US is so companies do not face as many costs and liabilities. Employers are paying politicians here to get away with as much as possible, in the UK I assume the same sort of issues.

/ I know that it is more about the stripper's lack of appeal to most of you than the rights of employees so sorry.

In the US, to be considered a subcontractor, you must be available for jobs elsewhere not just one place. If a club told all the girls that work there they can't dance at other clubs, then the girls would be considered employees. As a subcontractor you have to pay your own taxes including the extra social security that an employer usually pays, so there's no ambiguity as to being an employee or subcontractor.

It's not that simple... and there is certainly ambiguity.

The IRS has a set of 20 or 30 "tests" to determine this and it's wall to wall "could"s, "might"s and "probably"s.


They dropped that whole "test" thing a few years ago and, from reading their website, they did it to add some more ambiguity.

22 Dec 2012 04:16 PM
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