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22 Dec 2012 06:08 PM   |   9256 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Rusty Shackleford    [TotalFark]  
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This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

22 Dec 2012 06:01 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
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22 Dec 2012 06:09 PM
SnyderCat     
I see what you did there.

/facepalm

22 Dec 2012 06:12 PM
lack of warmth     
Kenan Thompson?

22 Dec 2012 06:13 PM
182     
Not until white kids get killed by shovels, subby.

22 Dec 2012 06:13 PM
whcrow     
Shovel free zones???

22 Dec 2012 06:13 PM
Nothing To See Here     
Figured it was a spade.

/Spade is a shovel
//shut my mouth

22 Dec 2012 06:13 PM
What_Would_Jimi_Do     

lack of warmth: Kenan Thompson?


what's up with that? eeeeeeeeeew weeeeeeeee

22 Dec 2012 06:14 PM
BokerBill     
No, no it's way too soon. First we have to mourn those who were killed by this madwoman.

22 Dec 2012 06:14 PM
UNC_Samurai     
Can we just call a...

No, I can't finish that joke, I'll hate myself in the morning.

22 Dec 2012 06:15 PM
Mr. Titanium     
High capacity? Everyone knows it was proven that a shovel should hold exactly 22.5 lbs of material.


/Scientific Managemetn
//obscure?

22 Dec 2012 06:16 PM
nytmare     
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22 Dec 2012 06:16 PM
Sock Ruh Tease     
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22 Dec 2012 06:17 PM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
You know, I thought it was about the guy who turned a used shovel into an AK:

DIY Shovel AK

For those too lazy to read, guy built an AK receiver, the part that is legally classified as a gun, from an old steel shovel.

22 Dec 2012 06:17 PM
jehovahs witness protection     
What a ho might look like.

22 Dec 2012 06:18 PM
SomeCallMeTim     
You can have my shovel when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

22 Dec 2012 06:18 PM
rpl     
I'm calling bullshiat on the entire article.

That ain't no woman.

22 Dec 2012 06:19 PM
syrynxx    [TotalFark]  
Can anyone tell me why you need to shovel more than 10 cubic inches of snow at once?

22 Dec 2012 06:23 PM
spectrum17     

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So I see you are familiar with the work of Boris, are you a NES member also?

22 Dec 2012 06:24 PM
aevert     

dittybopper: You know, I thought it was about the guy who turned a used shovel into an AK:

DIY Shovel AK

For those too lazy to read, guy built an AK receiver, the part that is legally classified as a gun, from an old steel shovel.


Good to see someone else saw that. I thought the use of the shovel handle as a buttstock was hilarious.

22 Dec 2012 06:27 PM
traylor     
Why does she need the shovel if she doesn't dig kids?

22 Dec 2012 06:29 PM
sloshed_again     
I feel for the women in whatever place they send her to.

No complimentary pic of the kids barfing in the curb during her show?

22 Dec 2012 06:31 PM
UltimaCS     

jehovahs witness protection: What a ho might look like.


Damned if I actually laughed at a JWP post.

22 Dec 2012 06:32 PM
Sock Ruh Tease     

spectrum17: Sock Ruh Tease: t[www.everydaynodaysoff.com image 800x533]
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So I see you are familiar with the work of Boris, are you a NES member also?


Actually I put "shovel AK-47" into Google and that's what I got first.

22 Dec 2012 06:32 PM
born_yesterday     
When shovels are outlawed, only outlaws will be able to get their cars out of the snow.

22 Dec 2012 06:36 PM
Enigmamf    [TotalFark]  
You mean backhoes? There is honestly more restriction on owning and operating a backhoe than high capacity fully automatic rifles in the US.

22 Dec 2012 07:07 PM
Enigmamf    [TotalFark]  

dittybopper: You know, I thought it was about the guy who turned a used shovel into an AK:

DIY Shovel AK

For those too lazy to read, guy built an AK receiver, the part that is legally classified as a gun, from an old steel shovel.


Though with all the work that went into it he might as well have started from virgin material. It does rather undermine his point.

22 Dec 2012 07:11 PM
runescorpio     
This way only criminals will have assault shovels.

22 Dec 2012 07:15 PM
Farkage    [TotalFark]  

Enigmamf: You mean backhoes? There is honestly more restriction on owning and operating a backhoe than high capacity fully automatic rifles in the US.


But a full-auto probably costs more.

22 Dec 2012 07:15 PM
DaCaptain19     
She deserves the electric chair solely on her hair, alone.

22 Dec 2012 07:28 PM
Dear Jerk     
The biggest shovel I ever rode was a stripper named Big Brutus.

22 Dec 2012 07:43 PM
Mrbogey     
Cold Steel makes a shovel that can be thrown like an axe and decapitate people with a solid swing.

Link

22 Dec 2012 08:03 PM
Magorn    [TotalFark]  
And how many kids died in this incident?

and how many died in the mass-stabbing in China the same day as Sandy Hook?

22 Dec 2012 08:07 PM
Amos Quito     
"Additionally, Brooks reportedly performed a 'simulated strip tease,' before the tykes while perched on her porch in nothing but a bath towel."

Must have been a high-capacity bath towel.

22 Dec 2012 08:11 PM
2wolves     
"Load 16 tons what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt." -T.E. Ford

22 Dec 2012 08:12 PM
Seasons I'v Withered     
I thought I wasn't allowed to talk about my banning.
I'm a shovel

22 Dec 2012 08:19 PM
Amos Quito     

jehovahs witness protection: What a ho might look like.


Alternative headline:

"Ho with shovel threatens tater-tots"

22 Dec 2012 08:31 PM
BobDeluxe     
Time to go buy all the shovels.

22 Dec 2012 09:15 PM
Spartapuss     

lack of warmth: Kenan Thompson?


Reba McEntire

22 Dec 2012 09:25 PM
Quantum Apostrophe     
Well I guess since it's so easy to make guns with shovels and 3D printers and such, what's to worry about if there's a ban? You can make that 54th gun for your home defense safety needs, right? As long as Schizo Bill can't just go and buy one on a whim, that's what matters. So let's ban guns, you can make your own if it's that important to you.

Everyone's happy.

22 Dec 2012 09:32 PM
Bull Moose 76     
I am not so much worried about the shovels, and the responsible citizenry who use them correctly. What I can't understand is why anyone would need a snow blower? I mean, 1 shovel sure, but more than one? And a snow blower? I think it is irresponsible, and the government should buy them back.

22 Dec 2012 10:30 PM
Amos Quito     

BobDeluxe: Time to go buy all the shovels.



Mandatory background check and 10 day waiting period.

No CCW permits will be issued.

22 Dec 2012 10:43 PM
BravadoGT    [TotalFark]  
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That's a complex hair style.  It's like it says both "I am not to be taken seriously" and "I am unemployable." in the same breath!

22 Dec 2012 10:47 PM
DoctorOfLove     

Bull Moose 76: I am not so much worried about the shovels, and the responsible citizenry who use them correctly. What I can't understand is why anyone would need a snow blower? I mean, 1 shovel sure, but more than one? And a snow blower? I think it is irresponsible, and the government should buy them back.


Snow blower is just a mis-used term for full-auto shovel. Hold the button down, and snow keeps coming out until you let go. If we could get past the semantics, we could see where the problems are.

22 Dec 2012 10:56 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope    [TotalFark]  
But... she looks so attractive and successful!

22 Dec 2012 11:10 PM
BadAttitude4U     
A bunch of American kids get threatened with shovels and everyone freaks out. Meanwhile brown kids are getting with hit with shovels in record numbers in Africa and then starving and no one cares. fark you people.

22 Dec 2012 11:18 PM
vudukungfu     
Tracey Morgan's on coke again.

23 Dec 2012 12:19 AM
bunner     
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"What ever happened to 'crazy'?"

23 Dec 2012 01:34 AM
flabmaster     

Enigmamf: You mean backhoes? There is honestly more restriction on owning and operating a backhoe than high capacity fully automatic rifles in the US.


So to own a backhoe you have to submit your fingerprints to the US government, pay for a 200 dollar tax stamp, pay approximately 10x the true value for your backhoe due extremely limited supply, wait anywhere from 3-12 months for your backhoe transfer to be approved by the Bureau of Backhoes, Steamrollers, and Farm Equipment; have your name listed on the National Backhoe registry, waive your 4th Amendment rights & submit to inspections of your backhoe whenever the government deems necessary, use the services of a certified Class 3 backhoe dealer if you wish to sell your backhoe, and ask permission from the US government every time you wish to move to a different state with your backhoe?

/After 8 months I am STILL waiting on a Form 4 transfer for a suppressor :-(

23 Dec 2012 02:53 AM
AngryDesertDweller     

Benevolent Misanthrope: But... she looks so attractive and successful!


Sa da tay!

23 Dec 2012 05:02 AM
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