This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

I see what you did there.

/facepalm

Kenan Thompson?

Not until white kids get killed by shovels, subby.

Shovel free zones???

Figured it was a spade.

/Spade is a shovel
//shut my mouth

lack of warmth: Kenan Thompson?

what's up with that? eeeeeeeeeew weeeeeeeee

No, no it's way too soon. First we have to mourn those who were killed by this madwoman.

Can we just call a...

No, I can't finish that joke, I'll hate myself in the morning.

High capacity? Everyone knows it was proven that a shovel should hold exactly 22.5 lbs of material.


/Scientific Managemetn
//obscure?

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You know, I thought it was about the guy who turned a used shovel into an AK:

DIY Shovel AK

For those too lazy to read, guy built an AK receiver, the part that is legally classified as a gun, from an old steel shovel.

What a ho might look like.

You can have my shovel when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

I'm calling bullshiat on the entire article.

That ain't no woman.

Can anyone tell me why you need to shovel more than 10 cubic inches of snow at once?

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So I see you are familiar with the work of Boris, are you a NES member also?

dittybopper: You know, I thought it was about the guy who turned a used shovel into an AK:

DIY Shovel AK

For those too lazy to read, guy built an AK receiver, the part that is legally classified as a gun, from an old steel shovel.

Good to see someone else saw that. I thought the use of the shovel handle as a buttstock was hilarious.

Why does she need the shovel if she doesn't dig kids?

I feel for the women in whatever place they send her to.

No complimentary pic of the kids barfing in the curb during her show?

jehovahs witness protection: What a ho might look like.

Damned if I actually laughed at a JWP post.

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So I see you are familiar with the work of Boris, are you a NES member also?

Actually I put "shovel AK-47" into Google and that's what I got first.

When shovels are outlawed, only outlaws will be able to get their cars out of the snow.

You mean backhoes? There is honestly more restriction on owning and operating a backhoe than high capacity fully automatic rifles in the US.

dittybopper: You know, I thought it was about the guy who turned a used shovel into an AK:

DIY Shovel AK

For those too lazy to read, guy built an AK receiver, the part that is legally classified as a gun, from an old steel shovel.

Though with all the work that went into it he might as well have started from virgin material. It does rather undermine his point.

This way only criminals will have assault shovels.

Enigmamf: You mean backhoes? There is honestly more restriction on owning and operating a backhoe than high capacity fully automatic rifles in the US.

But a full-auto probably costs more.

She deserves the electric chair solely on her hair, alone.

The biggest shovel I ever rode was a stripper named Big Brutus.

Cold Steel makes a shovel that can be thrown like an axe and decapitate people with a solid swing.

Link

And how many kids died in this incident?

and how many died in the mass-stabbing in China the same day as Sandy Hook?

"Additionally, Brooks reportedly performed a 'simulated strip tease,' before the tykes while perched on her porch in nothing but a bath towel."

Must have been a high-capacity bath towel.

"Load 16 tons what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt." -T.E. Ford

I thought I wasn't allowed to talk about my banning.
I'm a shovel

jehovahs witness protection: What a ho might look like.

Alternative headline:

"Ho with shovel threatens tater-tots"

Time to go buy all the shovels.

lack of warmth: Kenan Thompson?

Reba McEntire

Well I guess since it's so easy to make guns with shovels and 3D printers and such, what's to worry about if there's a ban? You can make that 54th gun for your home defense safety needs, right? As long as Schizo Bill can't just go and buy one on a whim, that's what matters. So let's ban guns, you can make your own if it's that important to you.

Everyone's happy.

I am not so much worried about the shovels, and the responsible citizenry who use them correctly. What I can't understand is why anyone would need a snow blower? I mean, 1 shovel sure, but more than one? And a snow blower? I think it is irresponsible, and the government should buy them back.

BobDeluxe: Time to go buy all the shovels.


Mandatory background check and 10 day waiting period.

No CCW permits will be issued.

That's a complex hair style.  It's like it says both "I am not to be taken seriously" and "I am unemployable." in the same breath!

Bull Moose 76: I am not so much worried about the shovels, and the responsible citizenry who use them correctly. What I can't understand is why anyone would need a snow blower? I mean, 1 shovel sure, but more than one? And a snow blower? I think it is irresponsible, and the government should buy them back.

Snow blower is just a mis-used term for full-auto shovel. Hold the button down, and snow keeps coming out until you let go. If we could get past the semantics, we could see where the problems are.

But... she looks so attractive and successful!

A bunch of American kids get threatened with shovels and everyone freaks out. Meanwhile brown kids are getting with hit with shovels in record numbers in Africa and then starving and no one cares. fark you people.

Tracey Morgan's on coke again.

"What ever happened to 'crazy'?"

Enigmamf: You mean backhoes? There is honestly more restriction on owning and operating a backhoe than high capacity fully automatic rifles in the US.

So to own a backhoe you have to submit your fingerprints to the US government, pay for a 200 dollar tax stamp, pay approximately 10x the true value for your backhoe due extremely limited supply, wait anywhere from 3-12 months for your backhoe transfer to be approved by the Bureau of Backhoes, Steamrollers, and Farm Equipment; have your name listed on the National Backhoe registry, waive your 4th Amendment rights & submit to inspections of your backhoe whenever the government deems necessary, use the services of a certified Class 3 backhoe dealer if you wish to sell your backhoe, and ask permission from the US government every time you wish to move to a different state with your backhoe?

/After 8 months I am STILL waiting on a Form 4 transfer for a suppressor :-(

Benevolent Misanthrope: But... she looks so attractive and successful!

Sa da tay!