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22 Dec 2012 11:00 PM   |   12060 clicks   |   NPR
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Millennium     
Meh; just feed them some Doozer constructions and they'll go away.

22 Dec 2012 06:52 PM
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Amos Quito     
Better than Beetniks.

22 Dec 2012 08:53 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
You had to know Jesus was going to turnip.

22 Dec 2012 09:34 PM
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Amos Quito     
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Some veggies are just naturally gifted.

22 Dec 2012 10:09 PM
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KarmicDisaster    [TotalFark]  
You look simply radishing tonight my dear.

22 Dec 2012 10:56 PM
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Satanic_Hamster     
As long as they don't ally with the crab people we should be safe.

22 Dec 2012 11:04 PM
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etherknot     
www.hollywookiee.com

We can handle this!

22 Dec 2012 11:09 PM
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skinink     
You look radishing tonight, my dear!

22 Dec 2012 11:10 PM
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uncleacid     
The wise men brought vinegar and oil.

22 Dec 2012 11:10 PM
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gaslight    [TotalFark]  
I used to be a radish so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

22 Dec 2012 11:10 PM
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Psylent1     
" There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened......"

....last Friday

22 Dec 2012 11:11 PM
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Darkviking     
Mr. Bill needs to get that STD looked at.

22 Dec 2012 11:11 PM
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ultraholland     
I can count to radish.

22 Dec 2012 11:16 PM
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crayola_chicken     
but is a radish smarter than a carrot?

22 Dec 2012 11:20 PM
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Buttbone McGillicutty     
Come and meet the Radish People

Come and visit the family

Slaw is made of Radish People

Vitamin B and tasty!

22 Dec 2012 11:20 PM
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Old enough to know better     
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"Hellz yeah!"

22 Dec 2012 11:22 PM
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Grandemadaca     
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22 Dec 2012 11:27 PM
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NarrMaster     
"The Radish People ran off. And now... ...the Radish People..."

22 Dec 2012 11:29 PM
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phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  
Lettuce never forget their sacrifice.

22 Dec 2012 11:29 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
Tastes better than the Mushroom People.

22 Dec 2012 11:32 PM
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JonnyBGoode    [TotalFark]  
I do not carrot all.

22 Dec 2012 11:32 PM
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Buttbone McGillicutty     
(actually checks link)...

GAH! That freaks me out worse than the Letter People ever did.

22 Dec 2012 11:33 PM
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ultraholland     
You people are really ramping up these puns.

22 Dec 2012 11:34 PM
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BuckTurgidson     
Radish girls are hot...

22 Dec 2012 11:35 PM
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Shadow Blasko     
I've heard the screams of the vegtables... having their skins being peeled....

22 Dec 2012 11:38 PM
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Vector R     

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Some veggies are just naturally gifted.


1) Whoa, bowlegged radish dude better count himself lucky she hasn't started giggling yet!
2) Lady carrot is crossing her legs because man carrot has a big ol' genital wart!
3) Not impressed by thunder thighs, but the ladies from #1 and #2 may take interest shortly!
4) For those who like it..err, a little rough, I guess. Oh, peel it first? Hide your eyes, vegetables!
5) "Teheheheee, my wife's feet had better not be as big as this!"
/yea, it's been awhile, why do you ask?

22 Dec 2012 11:39 PM
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LordOfThePings     

crayola_chicken: but is a radish smarter than a carrot?


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Of course not, don't be radicchio.

22 Dec 2012 11:55 PM
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Rosyna     
I prefer the Green Onion aliens from Gantz rather than radish people.

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Some like it hot.

23 Dec 2012 12:19 AM
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Moogable     
I assume radish spirits are still safe?
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23 Dec 2012 12:19 AM
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Gawdzila     
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= Tasty

Taquerias often have them for free snacking, like those spicy pickled carrots.

23 Dec 2012 12:20 AM
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whatshisname     
Oaxaca sounds like a good place to visit. Anyone been there?

23 Dec 2012 12:25 AM
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Pointy Tail of Satan     
Isn't radish the Jewish prayer for the dead?

23 Dec 2012 12:26 AM
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MorteDiem     

whatshisname: Oaxaca sounds like a good place to visit. Anyone been there?


I head down there every few years, mostly to hit some of the beaches. Oaxaca attracts a lot of Europeans, and when you get Europeans and beaches, you get naked boobies on the beach.
For the hot Mexican chicas though, I prefer Guerrero.

23 Dec 2012 12:38 AM
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Alaskan Yoda     

whatshisname: Oaxaca sounds like a good place to visit. Anyone been there?


Lived there one month, awesome place to visit, culinary heart of Mexico. Traditional with beautiful colonial architecture. Avoid it in May when teachers strike, but overall an amazing city.

23 Dec 2012 12:41 AM
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whatshisname     

MorteDiem: I head down there every few years, mostly to hit some of the beaches.


I thought it was about 200km inland?

Alaskan Yoda: whatshisname: Oaxaca sounds like a good place to visit. Anyone been there?

Lived there one month, awesome place to visit, culinary heart of Mexico. Traditional with beautiful colonial architecture. Avoid it in May when teachers strike, but overall an amazing city.


Thanks. I have heard great things about the food. With a day in Tijuana being my only experience of Mexico, I think I should head down there soon.

23 Dec 2012 12:43 AM
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Alaskan Yoda     

MorteDiem: whatshisname: Oaxaca sounds like a good place to visit. Anyone been there?

I head down there every few years, mostly to hit some of the beaches. Oaxaca attracts a lot of Europeans, and when you get Europeans and beaches, you get naked boobies on the beach.
For the hot Mexican chicas though, I prefer Guerrero.


The beaches rock on the coast. Hualtuco is nice, a bit Pricy. Puerto Escondido has great, internationally (?) known surfing beaches and beaches w/ clothing opt.

23 Dec 2012 12:44 AM
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Alaskan Yoda     

whatshisname: MorteDiem: I head down there every few years, mostly to hit some of the beaches.

I thought it was about 200km inland?

Alaskan Yoda: whatshisname: Oaxaca sounds like a good place to visit. Anyone been there?

Lived there one month, awesome place to visit, culinary heart of Mexico. Traditional with beautiful colonial architecture. Avoid it in May when teachers strike, but overall an amazing city.

Thanks. I have heard great things about the food. With a day in Tijuana being my only experience of Mexico, I think I should head down there soon.


Well worth a trip, be sure to try the molé.

23 Dec 2012 12:46 AM
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LaughingRadish     
Hahahahahahaha!!!!

23 Dec 2012 12:48 AM
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bingo the psych-o     
Come and meet the Radish People!
Come and meet their fam-i-lies!

23 Dec 2012 01:12 AM
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bingo the psych-o     
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Frank Zappa died for your sins.

23 Dec 2012 01:13 AM
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illannoyin     
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The turnip people have a cunning plan

23 Dec 2012 01:15 AM
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kyuzokai     
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.

23 Dec 2012 01:18 AM
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Gawdzila     

whatshisname: MorteDiem: I head down there every few years, mostly to hit some of the beaches.

I thought it was about 200km inland?


www.explorandomexico.com

Oaxaca is both a city and a state on the southern Pacific coast.

23 Dec 2012 01:38 AM
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mutterfark     
Descendents of Rapunzel?

23 Dec 2012 02:13 AM
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Gone In 26 Minutes     
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RIP, TURNIP

23 Dec 2012 04:06 AM
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TanSau     

Moogable: I assume radish spirits are still safe?
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Came for this.

Left satisfied, gassy.

23 Dec 2012 04:16 AM
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Warchild    [TotalFark]  

Amos Quito: Better than Beetniks.


*golfclap*

23 Dec 2012 07:09 AM
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Ginnungagap42    [TotalFark]  

Moogable: I assume radish spirits are still safe?
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Came for the Radish Spirit. Leaving happy.

23 Dec 2012 10:28 AM
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over_and_done     

Moogable: I assume radish spirits are still safe?
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Came here for this, leaving satisfied with a strange purple hair tie-back thingy.

23 Dec 2012 06:05 PM
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etherknot     
www.redstaplerchronicles.com

Frowns on these radish shenanigans.

23 Dec 2012 07:55 PM
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