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   Mortally wounded man found outside of bowling alley, nihilists reported in area

23 Dec 2012 12:27 AM   |   4330 clicks   |   Hartford Courant
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Nothing To See Here     
It's so quiet in here you could hear a Pin drop

22 Dec 2012 09:07 PM
phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  
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22 Dec 2012 10:34 PM
Spad31    [TotalFark]  
MARK IT ZERO!

22 Dec 2012 11:27 PM
fusillade762     
Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.

22 Dec 2012 11:58 PM
calbert    [TotalFark]  
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/obscure?

23 Dec 2012 12:25 AM
Insatiable Jesus     
What's a nihlist?

23 Dec 2012 12:29 AM
Shadowtag     
That's just like your opinion, man.

23 Dec 2012 12:30 AM
EVERYBODY PANIC     
"I'm not quite dead"
"Yes you are"

23 Dec 2012 12:30 AM
gingerjet     

calbert: /obscure?


In a thread where subby already references the movie?

/no

23 Dec 2012 12:32 AM
Pointy Tail of Satan     
Sixteen pounds, and what do you get,,,,
Another day older and a pin in the head....

23 Dec 2012 12:35 AM
BadAttitude4U     
This is what happens Larry! This what happens when you fark a stranger in the ass!

23 Dec 2012 12:39 AM
Nothing To See Here     
Where are all my gutter dwelling friends?

23 Dec 2012 12:40 AM
NeoBad     
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

23 Dec 2012 12:40 AM
Popcorn Johnny     

calbert: /obscure?


Seriously?

23 Dec 2012 12:42 AM
BuckTurgidson     
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These men are cowards, Donny.

23 Dec 2012 12:43 AM
you are a puppet     
we believe in nossing

23 Dec 2012 12:43 AM
cynicalbastard     

fusillade762: Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.


That's just, like, your opinion, man.

23 Dec 2012 12:45 AM
MurphyMurphy     
Bummer

23 Dec 2012 12:47 AM
Nothing To See Here     
I am becoming more and more eggnostic as I drink my rum Xmas drink.

23 Dec 2012 12:48 AM
89 Stick-Up Kid     

Insatiable Jesus: What's a nihlist?


Cowards.

23 Dec 2012 12:48 AM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
I just stopped in to see what condition my condition was in.

23 Dec 2012 12:50 AM
harryhardhat     
Over in one.

23 Dec 2012 12:51 AM
markb289     
Believed to be traveling with a 9 toed woman.

23 Dec 2012 12:51 AM
Buttle not Tuttle     
He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364.

23 Dec 2012 12:52 AM
Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  
I haven't seen that in years. The ol' ADHD kicks in whenever I try to watch an entire movie all at once and I go back to my kitchen, the only place it doesn't seem to strike. I'll have to try again, I guess, as I've forgotten all  the references.

/pop culture - I suck at it

23 Dec 2012 12:53 AM
MorteDiem     
That's what happens when you fark with the Jesus.

23 Dec 2012 12:53 AM
Trocadero     
It's not fair!
Fair! WHO'S THE farkING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF farkING CRYBABIES?

23 Dec 2012 12:54 AM
W.C.fields forever    [TotalFark]  
He fixes the cable?

23 Dec 2012 12:57 AM
Irving Maimway    [TotalFark]  
Also, let's not forget, let's not forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city.. that ain't legal either.

23 Dec 2012 12:57 AM
skinink    [TotalFark]  
Stabbing for Columbine.

23 Dec 2012 12:58 AM
Irving Maimway    [TotalFark]  

W.C.fields forever: He fixes the cable?


Don't be fatuous Jeffery.

23 Dec 2012 12:59 AM
Chunky Pumpkinhead     
was the bowling alley in the Alps?

23 Dec 2012 01:01 AM
spiral_fishcake     

Insatiable Jesus: What's a nihlist?


They don't believe in anything...

23 Dec 2012 01:02 AM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves     
This isn't 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.

23 Dec 2012 01:03 AM
Forbidden Doughnut    [TotalFark]  

calbert: [schoolboyerrors.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]

/obscure?


Pfft. A high percentage of FARKERs own a copy of that movie...

23 Dec 2012 01:04 AM
tgambitg     
He was clearly out of his element.

23 Dec 2012 01:06 AM
Notabunny    [TotalFark]  
I'm baking a metric assload of pican pies, and I'm staying barely sober enough for soosh's show. What gives?

23 Dec 2012 01:07 AM
catzies     

BadAttitude4U: This is what happens Larry! This what happens when you fark a stranger in the ass! find a stranger in the Alps!


/pet peave

23 Dec 2012 01:09 AM
Strongbeerrules     
Was the vehicle a Chrysler 300?

23 Dec 2012 01:10 AM
Bawdy George     
Heh, today I saw a bumper sticker I haven't seen before:

A Natural, Zesty Enterprise

/almost forgot about it
//thank you, thread

23 Dec 2012 01:14 AM
Capt. Sparkles     
Threads like this are one of the many, many reasons that Lebowski is one of my favorite movies.

23 Dec 2012 01:18 AM
Mr. Shabooboo     
It doesn't mention any marmots being involved..

23 Dec 2012 01:27 AM
Insatiable Jesus     

Capt. Sparkles: Threads like this are one of the many, many reasons that Lebowski is one of my favorite movies.


STFU Donny.

23 Dec 2012 01:28 AM
MadAmos     
You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.

Still my favorite line from that movie.

23 Dec 2012 01:29 AM
douchebag/hater     
The reasons for Lebowski being such a favorite not only here but anywhere are lost on me.

Now, 'No Country for Old Men' is a movie with some substance but Lebowski? It's a not a good mystery nor a good comedy.

And don't get me started on that POS 'Burn After Reading'.

23 Dec 2012 01:30 AM
thorthor     
Lucky they didn't cut off his Johnson.

23 Dec 2012 01:32 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Paragraph Four: Investigators are trying to determine the type of wound the man had sustained, Burton said.
Paragraph Two: A patron of the bowling alley saw the man in a vehicle suffering from a chest wound around 8 p.m. and notified police, said Lt. David Burton.

I mean, I know police work is hard and all that, but WTF?

23 Dec 2012 01:34 AM
Bawdy George     

Gyrfalcon: Paragraph Four: Investigators are trying to determine the type of wound the man had sustained, Burton said.
Paragraph Two: A patron of the bowling alley saw the man in a vehicle suffering from a chest wound around 8 p.m. and notified police, said Lt. David Burton.

I mean, I know police work is hard and all that, but WTF?


Sounds like they are neither good men, nor thorough.

23 Dec 2012 01:38 AM
zerkalo     
Sure it wasn't just a heart attack?

23 Dec 2012 01:49 AM
Insatiable Jesus     

Gyrfalcon: Paragraph Four: Investigators are trying to determine the type of wound the man had sustained, Burton said.
Paragraph Two: A patron of the bowling alley saw the man in a vehicle suffering from a chest wound around 8 p.m. and notified police, said Lt. David Burton.

I mean, I know police work is hard and all that, but WTF?


They've assigned four more detectives to the case, got them working in shifts.

23 Dec 2012 01:50 AM
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