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23 Dec 2012 05:34 AM   |   15991 clicks   |   Yahoo
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DanZero    [TotalFark]  
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23 Dec 2012 12:01 AM
Apos     
BAN BLACKJACK !!!!

23 Dec 2012 01:12 AM
RedPhoenix122    [TotalFark]  
She's lucky she didn't double down.

23 Dec 2012 01:18 AM
Gig103    [TotalFark]  

Apos: BAN BLACKJACK !!!!



I agree, he sucks

23 Dec 2012 02:16 AM
Gig103    [TotalFark]  

Gig103: Apos: BAN BLACKJACK !!!!


I agree, he sucks


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23 Dec 2012 02:17 AM
Coelacanth     
I used to work at the Bellagio as an utility porter in the EVS department. As a matter of fact, I was one of the Day One employees who opened the place (opening night, we couldn't shoot off the fireworks because of the high winds that night, and when they tried to impress the VIPs with the fountain show, the VIPs got soaked to the skin, including Stephen King and his wife).

Bellagio dealers were always a squirrely bunch. Superstitious and overprivileged. I remember I was working on a stubborn pressure washer that refused to turn over when I got a call from one of the pits that there was a "gum emergency" that had to be resolved right away. Not knowing what it was, I loaded up a handcart with chemicals and a steamer and ran upstairs. When I got to the pit, the pit boss showed me the 'emergency': one of the dealers had a wad of gum stuck to the bottom of his shoe.

A zillion dealers and not one of them wanted to touch the wad of gum.

I grabbed a piece of Kleenex and pulled the gum off the dealer's shoe. And then I was dismissed like the village oaf.

23 Dec 2012 03:09 AM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
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23 Dec 2012 03:32 AM
Isildur     
It's the deck that's supposed to be cut, dummy.

23 Dec 2012 05:50 AM
LonMead     
Not amused
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23 Dec 2012 05:55 AM
Bomb Head Mohammed     
I love vegas and florida. they're like giant magnets for both monied and non-monied d-bags that keep them from driving up prices in the interesting places in the world even more, like all the neat INTERNATIONAL ports that carnival cruises takes me to.

23 Dec 2012 05:58 AM
p4p3rm4t3     
I like how no one was shot.

23 Dec 2012 05:59 AM
othmar     
okay but this is like old news now ...

23 Dec 2012 06:04 AM
Jake Havechek     
You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?... Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money your were gonna to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!

23 Dec 2012 06:20 AM
Isildur     

Coelacanth: I used to work at the Bellagio as an utility porter in the EVS department. As a matter of fact, I was one of the Day One employees who opened the place (opening night, we couldn't shoot off the fireworks because of the high winds that night, and when they tried to impress the VIPs with the fountain show, the VIPs got soaked to the skin, including Stephen King and his wife).

Bellagio dealers were always a squirrely bunch. Superstitious and overprivileged. I remember I was working on a stubborn pressure washer that refused to turn over when I got a call from one of the pits that there was a "gum emergency" that had to be resolved right away. Not knowing what it was, I loaded up a handcart with chemicals and a steamer and ran upstairs. When I got to the pit, the pit boss showed me the 'emergency': one of the dealers had a wad of gum stuck to the bottom of his shoe.

A zillion dealers and not one of them wanted to touch the wad of gum.

I grabbed a piece of Kleenex and pulled the gum off the dealer's shoe. And then I was dismissed like the village oaf.



Yikes, he wouldn't deign to sully his hand just to touch his own shoe with a tissue, and that was thought normal?
Damn, I'd be extra apprehensive if I was paged for a "restroom emergency", after that.

23 Dec 2012 06:21 AM
HindiDiscoMonster     
You didn't see this kind of thing when the mob was in control.

23 Dec 2012 06:46 AM
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23 Dec 2012 06:56 AM
nmemkha     
"The Stab" is a little known and used move in Blackjack. It also works as the tie breaker in Rock, Scissors, Paper.

23 Dec 2012 07:14 AM
calbert    [TotalFark]  
did they have insurance?

23 Dec 2012 07:19 AM
friedo    [TotalFark]  
See, this is why I love Vegas. I'm at the Bellagio now and happened to be playing blackjack when this happened last night.

It was quite a ruckus, causing both participants in the brawl to tumble over a table into the pit where they were pulled apart by angry pit bosses and other dealers. We assumed a player had gone nuts and jumped the dealer. Didn't know until I read that that it was a fight between two dealers. The one who got the worst of it was quite bloody about the face.

/hit me

23 Dec 2012 07:24 AM
LonMead     
Could've been worse... could've played the split.

23 Dec 2012 07:26 AM
friedo    [TotalFark]  
My dealer got knocked down by the melee and the first thing she did was to get up and throw her body over the dealer tray like she was ready to take a bullet for the chips.

Then they shut the pit down for like 10 minutes while they waited for the cops to show up.

23 Dec 2012 07:27 AM
Old enough to know better     
Dey sound like a coupla classy broads.

23 Dec 2012 07:31 AM
Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  

friedo: See, this is why I love Vegas. I'm at the Bellagio now and happened to be playing blackjack when this happened last night.

It was quite a ruckus, causing both participants in the brawl to tumble over a table into the pit where they were pulled apart by angry pit bosses and other dealers. We assumed a player had gone nuts and jumped the dealer. Didn't know until I read that that it was a fight between two dealers. The one who got the worst of it was quite bloody about the face.

/hit me


Oh, my! That would have scared me half to death. I like my violence limited to literature, heavy metal and horror flicks. Only reason for physical violence, IMO, is self defense.

My mom and I took a road trip together (it had been years!) back down to SoCal, place of my birth,  and hit Disneyland for a few days.  We saw a small brawl there, but it was between  two little kids, so it was no big. Man, can Minnie Mouse move when she needs to (out of the way, at least)!

/run, Minnie, run!

23 Dec 2012 07:34 AM
friedo    [TotalFark]  
It would have scared me as well but it was over before I even realized what happened. Also I was in the middle of resplitting eights.

23 Dec 2012 07:37 AM
Mad Scientist     

Coelacanth: I grabbed a piece of Kleenex and pulled the gum off the dealer's shoe. .


Another Festivus Miracle!!

23 Dec 2012 07:53 AM
Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  

friedo: It would have scared me as well but it was over before I even realized what happened. Also I was in the middle of resplitting eights.


Serious business, dude. Good thing you escaped the fray.

23 Dec 2012 07:55 AM
Jake Havechek     
So the fight didn't lead to lesbianism? Shame.

23 Dec 2012 08:02 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
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FIRE AWAY!!!

23 Dec 2012 08:22 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
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Every time I play that game I get that song in my head...

23 Dec 2012 08:28 AM
zamboni    [TotalFark]  
They only hit until you cry.

/After that you don't ask why.

//You just don't argue anymore.

23 Dec 2012 09:08 AM
OKObserver     
Did they clap once and turn palms up before the fracas?

23 Dec 2012 11:20 AM
stuffy     
This sort of crap never happened when the Mob ran things.

23 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
thamike     
"Can you fap to this?"


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"I was born fapping to this."

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23 Dec 2012 12:16 PM
Fade2black     
Clearly we need more Knife Control.

23 Dec 2012 12:38 PM
thamike     

Fade2black: Clearly we need more Knife Control.


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That girl need pussy control.

23 Dec 2012 12:46 PM
SnyderCat     

thamike: "Can you fap to this?"


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"I was born fapping to this."

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*eyeroll*

gotta be a grrl to do that correctly LOL

23 Dec 2012 04:51 PM
thamike     

SnyderCat: grrl


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23 Dec 2012 05:18 PM
SnyderCat     
I see what you did there.

/miss you, my love

I hope Christmas was beautiful.

See you in 2013??

An American Girl....signed with XXXXs and OOOs

26 Dec 2012 01:48 PM
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