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NewportBarGuy: I'ma guess that their women deciding to wear pants drove him to drink.
Raharu: This will be swept under the rug inside of a week.
NewportBarGuy: Raharu: This will be swept under the rug inside of a week.A Republican MORMON Senator named Crapo? Popped for DUI?hahahahaha.... You must be incredibly cynical because they are going to feast on this like holiday lamb.
MorrisBird: named Crapo?
Raharu: He'll be fine. Remember, one law for use, another for them.
abb3w: Raharu: He'll be fine. Remember, one law for use, another for them.Actually, that's the odd part. Senators and Representatives routinely abuse that whole "privilege from arrest" bit in the constitution.Was he drunk enough to forget that, or did he have too much integrity?
fusillade762: I will also undertake measures to ensure that this circumstance is never repeatedLike what? There's no cure for stupid.
BSABSVR: In the past, Crapo has told reporters that he abstains from drinking alcohol. At this point, it would be irresponsible not to speculate as to whether or he is a butt-chugger.
marius2: Only if we could get a Kennedy to screw up this bad!
Godscrack: "I accept total responsibility and will deal with whatever penalty comes my way in this matter."[img26.imageshack.us image 358x472]After a week, it will be like throwing a crowbar in an empty room.
ongbok: Seriously, the guy's name is Crapo? That had to be shiatty growing up.
Dusk-You-n-Me: [pbs.twimg.com image 246x303]
Wayne 985: Coincidentally, I have no idea who that is, but he seems to be a meme now.
Apos: Oh crap(o)!
Phil Moskowitz: This is how you people couch bullshiat. The Bush tax cuts absolutely ruined your economy, like everything that idiot ever touched. And you can't bring yourselves to bring the tax code back to Clinton levels, when the economy was booming.
0Icky0: Phil Moskowitz: This is how you people couch bullshiat. The Bush tax cuts absolutely ruined your economy, like everything that idiot ever touched. And you can't bring yourselves to bring the tax code back to Clinton levels, when the economy was booming.Posting Under the Influence?
rkelley25: Crapo ? Wasn't he one of the Marx brothers?
0Icky0: Posting Under the Influence?
Phil Moskowitz: Nothing really registers with you, does it?
Real Women Drink Akvavit: Why are they not letting the Bush tax cuts expire? I don't understand that. They were supposed to expire a long time ago, weren't they? I know if I'm broke, I look for new sources of income, not deprive myself of it. That would just be stupid.
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