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   Relationship tip: It's probably best to avoid political party arguments with your girlfriend, especially during a game of strip beer pong

24 Dec 2012 09:06 AM   |   10012 clicks   |   Athens Banner Herald
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khitsicker     
The real story is that he lost the game.

24 Dec 2012 09:09 AM
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GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     
That headline could've just ended at "girlfriend" and still be highly accurate.

24 Dec 2012 09:09 AM
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ZzeusS     

khitsicker: The real story is that he lost the game.



Sounds like he lost a lot of games that night.

24 Dec 2012 09:11 AM
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maniac64     
to be young again.

24 Dec 2012 09:12 AM
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ms_lara_croft    [TotalFark]  
I remember my first beer...

24 Dec 2012 09:13 AM
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GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     
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Beer pong is a drinking game, and Thomas apparently was playing a version that requires the removal of clothing.

24 Dec 2012 09:15 AM
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karmaceutical     
Shouldn't you have already resolved any ideological differences BEFORE your relationship enters the strip-beer-pong phase?

24 Dec 2012 09:16 AM
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Maus III     
Meh, I've become so sexually jaded I find it difficult to achieve orgasm without some physical abuse being involved.

24 Dec 2012 09:16 AM
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DubyaHater     
Too much MD 20/20 will do that to you.

24 Dec 2012 09:20 AM
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wildcardjack     
Normally when I hear about black men handling white balls it's a specialty porn website.

24 Dec 2012 09:25 AM
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eas81     
FTA:Beer pong is a drinking game,

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve:
[farm4.staticflickr.com image 200x150]
Beer pong is a drinking game, and Thomas apparently was playing a version that requires the removal of clothing.


www.cordovatech.com

24 Dec 2012 09:26 AM
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karmaceutical     
Also, if your girlfriend has locked herself in the bathroom, you don't just bang on the door or beg and plead to be let in.

You fake like you left the aparment, and then wait... she'll come out eventually.

24 Dec 2012 09:27 AM
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ltdanman44     
he gave her a handout

24 Dec 2012 09:28 AM
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ThrobblefootSpectre     
An argument about "Democrats and Republicans" after a game of naked beer pong, resulting in a smashed door. At least they are more mature and rational about it than than the people on the fark politics tab.

24 Dec 2012 09:28 AM
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nicoffeine     

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 200x150]
Beer pong is a drinking game, and Thomas apparently was playing a version that requires the removal of clothing.


The great thing about that line is that anyone with any reading comprehension could figure that from what they've already read.

The naked man, 19-year-old Jamar Darnell Thomas, explained he wasn't wearing any clothes as a consequence of losing a game of beer pong, police said.

Beer pong is a drinking game, and Thomas apparently was playing a version that requires the removal of clothing.


Do Journalism degrees require some sort of associated English proficiency?

24 Dec 2012 09:35 AM
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ubermensch     
Maybe she shouldn't have used his phone to send a text....

24 Dec 2012 09:37 AM
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Mid_mo_mad_man     
Why talk politics when playing beer pong? Boobies ain't stimulating enough for him?

24 Dec 2012 09:45 AM
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Robots are Strong     
Did this really happen, or is it a politics tab version of a "if the real life was like the internet" sketch?

24 Dec 2012 09:54 AM
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Cheron     
You need to be more focused on your goals. She is already agreed to play a game where at least one of you is going to get naked this is not the time to get distracted by who was the best 20th century British Prime Minister or what was the root cause of WWI. Eye on the prize

24 Dec 2012 10:19 AM
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GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     

nicoffeine: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 200x150]
Beer pong is a drinking game, and Thomas apparently was playing a version that requires the removal of clothing.

The great thing about that line is that anyone with any reading comprehension could figure that from what they've already read.

The naked man, 19-year-old Jamar Darnell Thomas, explained he wasn't wearing any clothes as a consequence of losing a game of beer pong, police said.
Beer pong is a drinking game, and Thomas apparently was playing a version that requires the removal of clothing.

Do Journalism degrees require some sort of associated English proficiency?


Speaking from experience they don't require any form of "proficiency". Can you occupy time/space? If handed a brief/audio-clip/youtube video can you type/re-type something and direct the audience to some form of social media? Here is your press pass, now go get us some pictures of Spiderman stories!

24 Dec 2012 10:32 AM
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zez     
She starts the fight by slapping him in the face, so send the man to jail. Seems about right.

24 Dec 2012 10:41 AM
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beefoe     
This wasn't very interesting when it was posted last month either.

MODs, I heard about this thing called "the Google" where you apparently can look things up on the intrawebs. How about you take six seconds before you greenlight an article and go to the google and type "Fark" + in the box in the middle of the screen. (Just to be clear, I don't literally mean type the text, "" but rather type the actual headline of the article.) If you get a match it's probably because it was already posted. Yes, that means you shouldn't then greenlight it. OK?

Merry Christmas!

24 Dec 2012 10:50 AM
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BolshyGreatYarblocks     
But it's only when I'm drunk, naked and playing with ping pong balls that I feel like shouting "Las Malvinas are OURS!", or debating whether Truman was correct to relieve Douglas MacArthur.

24 Dec 2012 10:52 AM
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beefoe     

beefoe: This wasn't very interesting when it was posted last month either.

MODs, I heard about this thing called "the Google" where you apparently can look things up on the intrawebs. How about you take six seconds before you greenlight an article and go to the google and type "Fark" + in the box in the middle of the screen. (Just to be clear, I don't literally mean type the text, "" but rather type the actual headline of the article.) If you get a match it's probably because it was already posted. Yes, that means you shouldn't then greenlight it. OK?

Merry Christmas!


OK, I'm actually the idiot here. This is a separate beer pong assault. Congress should do something about this heinous crime wave.

24 Dec 2012 10:52 AM
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BolshyGreatYarblocks     

karmaceutical: Shouldn't you have already resolved any ideological differences BEFORE your relationship enters the strip-beer-pong phase?


"Wait, you vote Republican? I guess I don't want to fondle those pert melon breasts after all."

24 Dec 2012 10:55 AM
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OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
Look, if Ann Coulter looked like Kate Upton, I'd make Paul Ryan look like a RINO.

24 Dec 2012 11:10 AM
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themasterdebater     

karmaceutical: Also, if your girlfriend has locked herself in the bathroom, you don't just bang on the door or beg and plead to be let in.

You fake like you left the aparment, and then wait... she'll come out eventually.


And what if shes emo and you find a steak knife missing?

24 Dec 2012 11:35 AM
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Zasteva     

beefoe: beefoe: This wasn't very interesting when it was posted last month either.

MODs, I heard about this thing called "the Google" where you apparently can look things up on the intrawebs. How about you take six seconds before you greenlight an article and go to the google and type "Fark" + in the box in the middle of the screen. (Just to be clear, I don't literally mean type the text, "" but rather type the actual headline of the article.) If you get a match it's probably because it was already posted. Yes, that means you shouldn't then greenlight it. OK?

Merry Christmas!

OK, I'm actually the idiot here. This is a separate beer pong assault. Congress should do something about this heinous crime wave.


Beer pong trifecta in play?

24 Dec 2012 11:42 AM
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Arkanaut     

ltdanman44: he gave her a handout


I need a handjob, not a handout.

24 Dec 2012 12:18 PM
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Buffet     
Can't we just "thin the herd"?

24 Dec 2012 01:34 PM
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Wayne 985     
Some derptastic comments and responses on that site. People upset that the girlfriend wasn't arrested for slapping him and getting angry when someone else points out the difference between a man getting slapped and a woman being thrown into a mirror.

24 Dec 2012 01:34 PM
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BolloxReader    [TotalFark]  

OtherLittleGuy: Look, if Ann Coulter looked like Kate Upton, I'd make Paul Ryan look like a RINO.


You'd make Ryan look straight if Ann Coulter looked like Kate Upton?

24 Dec 2012 01:39 PM
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wombatsrus     

BolshyGreatYarblocks: karmaceutical: Shouldn't you have already resolved any ideological differences BEFORE your relationship enters the strip-beer-pong phase?

"Wait, you vote Republican? I guess I don't want to fondle those pert melon breasts after all."


amog.com

Understands.

24 Dec 2012 02:04 PM
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Cymbal     
Typical Republican behavior, telling your woman she's not entitled to her political beliefs and then assaulting her lips to the point that they bleed.

24 Dec 2012 02:26 PM
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OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
www.charlierose.com

"What the hell do you think is going on in this thread?"

24 Dec 2012 03:00 PM
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dogdirt     
But the makeup sex was fantastic.

Slap that donkeys ass.

Rub that elephant trunk.

Now go get 2 doors, some duct tape, and a mirror honey and everything is fine.

24 Dec 2012 04:38 PM
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dbirchall    [TotalFark]  
So... what's his Fark handle?  And perhaps more importantly, what's hers?

24 Dec 2012 05:18 PM
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