The real story is that he lost the game.

That headline could've just ended at "girlfriend" and still be highly accurate.

khitsicker: The real story is that he lost the game.


Sounds like he lost a lot of games that night.

to be young again.

I remember my first beer...

Beer pong is a drinking game, and Thomas apparently was playing a version that requires the removal of clothing.

Shouldn't you have already resolved any ideological differences BEFORE your relationship enters the strip-beer-pong phase?

Meh, I've become so sexually jaded I find it difficult to achieve orgasm without some physical abuse being involved.

Too much MD 20/20 will do that to you.

Normally when I hear about black men handling white balls it's a specialty porn website.

FTA:Beer pong is a drinking game,

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Beer pong is a drinking game, and Thomas apparently was playing a version that requires the removal of clothing.

Also, if your girlfriend has locked herself in the bathroom, you don't just bang on the door or beg and plead to be let in.

You fake like you left the aparment, and then wait... she'll come out eventually.

he gave her a handout

An argument about "Democrats and Republicans" after a game of naked beer pong, resulting in a smashed door. At least they are more mature and rational about it than than the people on the fark politics tab.

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Beer pong is a drinking game, and Thomas apparently was playing a version that requires the removal of clothing.

The great thing about that line is that anyone with any reading comprehension could figure that from what they've already read.

The naked man, 19-year-old Jamar Darnell Thomas, explained he wasn't wearing any clothes as a consequence of losing a game of beer pong, police said.

Beer pong is a drinking game, and Thomas apparently was playing a version that requires the removal of clothing.

Do Journalism degrees require some sort of associated English proficiency?

Maybe she shouldn't have used his phone to send a text....

Why talk politics when playing beer pong? Boobies ain't stimulating enough for him?

Did this really happen, or is it a politics tab version of a "if the real life was like the internet" sketch?

You need to be more focused on your goals. She is already agreed to play a game where at least one of you is going to get naked this is not the time to get distracted by who was the best 20th century British Prime Minister or what was the root cause of WWI. Eye on the prize

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Beer pong is a drinking game, and Thomas apparently was playing a version that requires the removal of clothing.

The great thing about that line is that anyone with any reading comprehension could figure that from what they've already read.

The naked man, 19-year-old Jamar Darnell Thomas, explained he wasn't wearing any clothes as a consequence of losing a game of beer pong, police said.
Beer pong is a drinking game, and Thomas apparently was playing a version that requires the removal of clothing.

Do Journalism degrees require some sort of associated English proficiency?

Speaking from experience they don't require any form of "proficiency". Can you occupy time/space? If handed a brief/audio-clip/youtube video can you type/re-type something and direct the audience to some form of social media? Here is your press pass, now go get us some pictures of Spiderman stories!

She starts the fight by slapping him in the face, so send the man to jail. Seems about right.

This wasn't very interesting when it was posted last month either.

MODs, I heard about this thing called "the Google" where you apparently can look things up on the intrawebs. How about you take six seconds before you greenlight an article and go to the google and type "Fark" + in the box in the middle of the screen. (Just to be clear, I don't literally mean type the text, "" but rather type the actual headline of the article.) If you get a match it's probably because it was already posted. Yes, that means you shouldn't then greenlight it. OK?

Merry Christmas!

But it's only when I'm drunk, naked and playing with ping pong balls that I feel like shouting "Las Malvinas are OURS!", or debating whether Truman was correct to relieve Douglas MacArthur.

beefoe: This wasn't very interesting when it was posted last month either.

MODs, I heard about this thing called "the Google" where you apparently can look things up on the intrawebs. How about you take six seconds before you greenlight an article and go to the google and type "Fark" + in the box in the middle of the screen. (Just to be clear, I don't literally mean type the text, "" but rather type the actual headline of the article.) If you get a match it's probably because it was already posted. Yes, that means you shouldn't then greenlight it. OK?

Merry Christmas!

OK, I'm actually the idiot here. This is a separate beer pong assault. Congress should do something about this heinous crime wave.

karmaceutical: Shouldn't you have already resolved any ideological differences BEFORE your relationship enters the strip-beer-pong phase?

"Wait, you vote Republican? I guess I don't want to fondle those pert melon breasts after all."

Look, if Ann Coulter looked like Kate Upton, I'd make Paul Ryan look like a RINO.

karmaceutical: Also, if your girlfriend has locked herself in the bathroom, you don't just bang on the door or beg and plead to be let in.

You fake like you left the aparment, and then wait... she'll come out eventually.

And what if shes emo and you find a steak knife missing?

beefoe: beefoe: This wasn't very interesting when it was posted last month either.

MODs, I heard about this thing called "the Google" where you apparently can look things up on the intrawebs. How about you take six seconds before you greenlight an article and go to the google and type "Fark" + in the box in the middle of the screen. (Just to be clear, I don't literally mean type the text, "" but rather type the actual headline of the article.) If you get a match it's probably because it was already posted. Yes, that means you shouldn't then greenlight it. OK?

Merry Christmas!

OK, I'm actually the idiot here. This is a separate beer pong assault. Congress should do something about this heinous crime wave.

Beer pong trifecta in play?

ltdanman44: he gave her a handout

I need a handjob, not a handout.

Can't we just "thin the herd"?

Some derptastic comments and responses on that site. People upset that the girlfriend wasn't arrested for slapping him and getting angry when someone else points out the difference between a man getting slapped and a woman being thrown into a mirror.

OtherLittleGuy: Look, if Ann Coulter looked like Kate Upton, I'd make Paul Ryan look like a RINO.

You'd make Ryan look straight if Ann Coulter looked like Kate Upton?

BolshyGreatYarblocks: karmaceutical: Shouldn't you have already resolved any ideological differences BEFORE your relationship enters the strip-beer-pong phase?

"Wait, you vote Republican? I guess I don't want to fondle those pert melon breasts after all."



Understands.

Typical Republican behavior, telling your woman she's not entitled to her political beliefs and then assaulting her lips to the point that they bleed.

"What the hell do you think is going on in this thread?"

But the makeup sex was fantastic.

Slap that donkeys ass.

Rub that elephant trunk.

Now go get 2 doors, some duct tape, and a mirror honey and everything is fine.

So... what's his Fark handle?  And perhaps more importantly, what's hers?