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   Donkeys help Somerset man pop the question to his girlfriend. Dare I ask

24 Dec 2012 11:47 AM   |   4020 clicks   |   This Is Somerset
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cman    [TotalFark]  
Ib4 "ass" jokes

24 Dec 2012 08:14 AM
Sid_6.7    [TotalFark]  
"I got Derek and put his face looking at her, so she opened her eyes and got a surprise and started crying. I had one note on Derek's collar explaining the donkeys' history, and there was another on Bertie's collar with the four magic words."

Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!

24 Dec 2012 09:57 AM
OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
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24 Dec 2012 10:54 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

Sid_6.7: "I got Derek and put his face looking at her, so she opened her eyes and got a surprise and started crying. I had one note on Derek's collar explaining the donkeys' history, and there was another on Bertie's collar with the four magic words."

Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!


What IS that smell?

24 Dec 2012 11:20 AM
ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  
We call it "interspecies erotica"

24 Dec 2012 11:23 AM
cig-mkr     
Donkey porn thread?

24 Dec 2012 11:52 AM
Pie_Cz     

Sid_6.7: "I got Derek and put his face looking at her, so she opened her eyes and got a surprise and started crying. I had one note on Derek's collar explaining the donkeys' history, and there was another on Bertie's collar with the four magic words."

Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!


your ass or mine?

24 Dec 2012 11:53 AM
cgraves67     
Nothing says 'I love you' like the gift of ass.

24 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
BalugaJoe    [TotalFark]  
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24 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
Pista    [TotalFark]  
How did he hide them? Did he throw a sheet over them or something?

24 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
r1niceboy     
So I take it the answer was "Ooo arrr?"

24 Dec 2012 11:55 AM
BeerGraduate     
He was asking the donkey for permission?

24 Dec 2012 11:59 AM
xant     
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24 Dec 2012 11:59 AM
spankymacfarland2001     
No Shrek references?

24 Dec 2012 12:05 PM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
Dat ass.

24 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
See, most guys who want their wives to have a nice ass will plunk down money for expensive plastic
surgery or a gym membership.

24 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
Sgt Otter    [TotalFark]  

cgraves67: Nothing says 'I love you' like the gift of ass.


Maybe she really likes pegging.

24 Dec 2012 12:12 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
So we went to Bath
Is that like going to university?
Or like going to hospital?
English, use articles or don't.
Make up your minds.

24 Dec 2012 12:15 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  

Sid_6.7: "I got Derek and put his face looking at her, so she opened her eyes and got a surprise and started crying. I had one note on Derek's collar explaining the donkeys' history, and there was another on Bertie's collar with the four magic words."

Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!


I gave you herps?

24 Dec 2012 12:16 PM
12349876     

vudukungfu: So we went to Bath
Is that like going to university?
Or like going to hospital?
English, use articles or don't.
Make up your minds.


Not sure if serious, but Bath is a CITY.

24 Dec 2012 12:18 PM
jaytkay     
He proposed in Tijuana?

/ DNRTFA

24 Dec 2012 12:22 PM
mikalmd     
Oh no, Not another Kardashian article...

24 Dec 2012 12:24 PM
strangeluck    [TotalFark]  
They routinely bought eachother strange gifts, her buying him a cow once....

Why can't I ever have a girlfriend who will buy me a cow? ;_;

24 Dec 2012 12:32 PM
imtheonlylp     
banned from ceremonies:

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24 Dec 2012 12:33 PM
Brick-House     
Was it this guy? Kind of NSFW

24 Dec 2012 12:33 PM
iheartscotch     

Sid_6.7: "I got Derek and put his face looking at her, so she opened her eyes and got a surprise and started crying. I had one note on Derek's collar explaining the donkeys' history, and there was another on Bertie's collar with the four magic words."

Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!


Nitwit, blubber, odd-man, tweak

24 Dec 2012 12:38 PM
BeerGraduate     
Look like his summer is set if ya know what I mean.

24 Dec 2012 12:39 PM
Chevello    [TotalFark]  
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24 Dec 2012 12:39 PM
dopekitty74     

vudukungfu: So we went to Bath
Is that like going to university?
Or like going to hospital?
English, use articles or don't.
Make up your minds.


Notsureifserious.jpg

Bath is a town, would you say I'm going to the Seattle?

24 Dec 2012 12:42 PM
dopekitty74     

imtheonlylp: banned from ceremonies:


If I could vote on mobile, you'd have gotten both a funny and a smart vote for that.

/good job!

24 Dec 2012 12:45 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

24 Dec 2012 12:46 PM
HighlanderRPI    [TotalFark]  

Sid_6.7: Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!


"See you in Mexico"

24 Dec 2012 12:50 PM
thorthor     

ArkAngel: We call it "interspecies erotica"


Oooh cake!

24 Dec 2012 12:52 PM
Krymson Tyde     
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24 Dec 2012 12:55 PM
Wadded Beef     
WOO! GO BRONCOS!

24 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
ltdanman44     
Taman Shud

24 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
durbnpoisn    [TotalFark]  
Taht'll do, Donkey. That'll do.

24 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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24 Dec 2012 01:33 PM
jtown     
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24 Dec 2012 02:06 PM
Oliver Twisted     

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Always have a plan B.

24 Dec 2012 02:19 PM
jayphat     
"She's been pestering me about getting married...."

"The couple who met two years ago..."

Yeah, not pushy at all there.

24 Dec 2012 02:23 PM
Pray 4 Mojo     
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"What is a donkey?"

24 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
Burchill     
Normal for Somerset.

24 Dec 2012 02:44 PM
sweet-daddy-2     

strangeluck: They routinely bought eachother strange gifts, her buying him a cow once....

Why can't I ever have a girlfriend who will buy me a cow? ;_;


You still have your mom,don't you?

24 Dec 2012 02:54 PM
sweet-daddy-2     

ChipNASA: NSFW, .. ."With This Ring" ......


If PETA sees this there's gonna be hell to pay for sure.

24 Dec 2012 03:03 PM
A Terrible Human     
I was really confused til I clicked the link. Wtf did Ky just name a shiatload of towns are ones in the UK or what?

24 Dec 2012 03:15 PM
B.L.Z. Bub     

sweet-daddy-2: ChipNASA: NSFW, .. ."With This Ring" ......

If PETA sees this there's gonna be hell to pay for sure.


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24 Dec 2012 03:19 PM
Mole Man     
What a donkey may look like.

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/link hotter than the 1919 incident.

24 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
Spaced Lion     

Chevello: [anotherplotdevice.files.wordpress.co m image 480x272]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

24 Dec 2012 04:22 PM
iron de havilland    [TotalFark]  

vudukungfu: So we went to Bath
Is that like going to university?
Or like going to hospital?
English, use articles or don't.
Make up your minds.


Another not sure if serious here. Bath is the site of the Roman baths of Aquae Sulis, which are almost 2000 years old. And people have used the springs there since the mesolithic. And it's in Somerset, which is a quirky and interesting little county. Birthplace of one of history's greatest engineers - Brunel. Home of lots of interesting music - Portishead, Massive Attack, Finlay Quaye... And it goes from the heights of the Bristolian metropolis, once a major port for slavery - leading to the cosmopolitan makeup of the city - down to sleepy villages where you can knock back a pint of Thatchers with farmers.

It's also the native county of Richard Amerike, who may have had America named after him. Many say that it was named after Amerigo Vespucci, but the evidence of whom it was named after has been lost. More countries names are based on surnames rather than forenames, however, so make of that what you will.

A Terrible Human: I was really confused til I clicked the link. Wtf did Ky just name a shiatload of towns are ones in the UK or what?


Uh. Trying to read through your post, I think you're asking if lots of places in Kentucky are named after places in the UK.

Lots of places in the US, and Canada are named after places in the UK. It's because a lot of the original inhabitants of the Americas were British. Hence WASP, etc.

/Not sure my post makes sense, but WTF, it's Xmas day, and I'm a bit drunk.
//Have a good one, fellow farkers.

24 Dec 2012 07:08 PM
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