Ib4 "ass" jokes

"I got Derek and put his face looking at her, so she opened her eyes and got a surprise and started crying. I had one note on Derek's collar explaining the donkeys' history, and there was another on Bertie's collar with the four magic words."

Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!

Sid_6.7: "I got Derek and put his face looking at her, so she opened her eyes and got a surprise and started crying. I had one note on Derek's collar explaining the donkeys' history, and there was another on Bertie's collar with the four magic words."

Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!

What IS that smell?

We call it "interspecies erotica"

Donkey porn thread?

Sid_6.7: "I got Derek and put his face looking at her, so she opened her eyes and got a surprise and started crying. I had one note on Derek's collar explaining the donkeys' history, and there was another on Bertie's collar with the four magic words."

Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!

your ass or mine?

Nothing says 'I love you' like the gift of ass.

"I haven't got time to go to not stonings. He's not well again."

How did he hide them? Did he throw a sheet over them or something?

So I take it the answer was "Ooo arrr?"

"not" = "no"

d'oh!

He was asking the donkey for permission?

No Shrek references?

Dat ass.

See, most guys who want their wives to have a nice ass will plunk down money for expensive plastic
surgery or a gym membership.

cgraves67: Nothing says 'I love you' like the gift of ass.

Maybe she really likes pegging.

So we went to Bath
Is that like going to university?
Or like going to hospital?
English, use articles or don't.
Make up your minds.

Sid_6.7: "I got Derek and put his face looking at her, so she opened her eyes and got a surprise and started crying. I had one note on Derek's collar explaining the donkeys' history, and there was another on Bertie's collar with the four magic words."

Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!

I gave you herps?

vudukungfu: So we went to Bath
Is that like going to university?
Or like going to hospital?
English, use articles or don't.
Make up your minds.

Not sure if serious, but Bath is a CITY.

He proposed in Tijuana?

/ DNRTFA

Oh no, Not another Kardashian article...

They routinely bought eachother strange gifts, her buying him a cow once....

Why can't I ever have a girlfriend who will buy me a cow? ;_;

banned from ceremonies:

Was it this guy? Kind of NSFW

Sid_6.7: "I got Derek and put his face looking at her, so she opened her eyes and got a surprise and started crying. I had one note on Derek's collar explaining the donkeys' history, and there was another on Bertie's collar with the four magic words."

Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!

Nitwit, blubber, odd-man, tweak

Look like his summer is set if ya know what I mean.

vudukungfu: So we went to Bath
Is that like going to university?
Or like going to hospital?
English, use articles or don't.
Make up your minds.

Notsureifserious.jpg

Bath is a town, would you say I'm going to the Seattle?

imtheonlylp: banned from ceremonies:

If I could vote on mobile, you'd have gotten both a funny and a smart vote for that.

/good job!

NSFW, .. ."With This Ring" ......

Sid_6.7: Well now, don't leave us in suspense! What were they?!

"See you in Mexico"

ArkAngel: We call it "interspecies erotica"

Oooh cake!

WOO! GO BRONCOS!

Taman Shud

Taht'll do, Donkey. That'll do.

jtown: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

Always have a plan B.

"She's been pestering me about getting married...."

"The couple who met two years ago..."

Yeah, not pushy at all there.

"What is a donkey?"

Normal for Somerset.

strangeluck: They routinely bought eachother strange gifts, her buying him a cow once....

Why can't I ever have a girlfriend who will buy me a cow? ;_;

You still have your mom,don't you?

ChipNASA: NSFW, .. ."With This Ring" ......

If PETA sees this there's gonna be hell to pay for sure.

I was really confused til I clicked the link. Wtf did Ky just name a shiatload of towns are ones in the UK or what?

sweet-daddy-2: ChipNASA: NSFW, .. ."With This Ring" ......

If PETA sees this there's gonna be hell to pay for sure.

What a donkey may look like.



/link hotter than the 1919 incident.