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   While waiting for Father Christmas here are some alternative visitors in the night to frighten the kids

24 Dec 2012 03:23 PM   |   6535 clicks   |   BBC
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ArtosRC     
Besides a drunk stepfather?

24 Dec 2012 03:28 PM
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JeebusofSuburbia     
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

24 Dec 2012 03:30 PM
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nytmare     
blog.k9kostumes.com

24 Dec 2012 03:30 PM
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Aardvark Inc.     
Jimmy Saville?

24 Dec 2012 03:30 PM
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bearded clamorer    [TotalFark]  
shop.history.com

Happy Holidays everybody!

24 Dec 2012 03:32 PM
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ben_oakmag     
David Sedaris has a good story about different Santas all over the world. I like the Santa with six to eight black men.

24 Dec 2012 03:33 PM
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the_end_is_rear     

nytmare: [blog.k9kostumes.com image 482x563]


Working today.....sucks.
This made me laugh.
Thanks mucho!

Cheers!

24 Dec 2012 03:33 PM
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ben_oakmag     
Youtube link to Six to Eight Black Men

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYdpte 1W0vk

24 Dec 2012 03:35 PM
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Gaius     
No crack pipe Santa?

24 Dec 2012 03:36 PM
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Snapper Carr    [TotalFark]  
[img[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikip edia/commons/thumb/2/22/Krampus_ at_Perchtenlauf_Klagenfurt.jpg/220px-K rampus_at_Perchtenlauf_Klagenfur t.jpg

Krampus would make everyone on the list run away screaming

24 Dec 2012 03:37 PM
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Crappopotamus     
Awesome read .

24 Dec 2012 03:38 PM
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Active introvert     

ben_oakmag: David Sedaris has a good story about different Santas all over the world. I like the Santa with six to eight black men.


The Dallas Maverics?

24 Dec 2012 03:38 PM
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Snapper Carr    [TotalFark]  

Snapper Carr: [img[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wiki pedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Krampus _ at_Perchtenlauf_Klagenfurt.jpg/220px-K rampus_at_Perchtenlauf_Klagenfur t.jpg

Krampus would make everyone on the list run away screaming


upload.wikimedia.org
I miss auto-preview

24 Dec 2012 03:38 PM
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Trance750    [TotalFark]  
No Grither?

24 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
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the_rhino     
No Cardinal Law?

24 Dec 2012 03:59 PM
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Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
The thing associated with Xmas that strikes terror in the hearts of adults arrives within 30 days of Xmas. It's called the bill for all the crap bought for the big day.

24 Dec 2012 04:00 PM
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Deddude9988     
Yeah, but what the hell is that first picture? Tentacle eyes and hands for feet, what is THAT thing?

24 Dec 2012 04:04 PM
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FunkOut    [TotalFark]  

nytmare: [blog.k9kostumes.com image 482x563]


I've observed one of those creatures up close. They really are quite spazzy, the one I was watching was having a temper tantrum because his dead mouse wouldn't come unsnagged from a blackberry bramble. Jumping up and down and hissing and growling.

24 Dec 2012 04:08 PM
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Current Resident    [TotalFark]  
Their hair is wild, their eyes surrounded by deep, black rings and they are stark naked.
They run through the village, banging on doors and throwing stones on roofs.


Or, you know, Tuesday.

24 Dec 2012 04:10 PM
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Fecacacophany     
Seriously, I went to sleep on more than a few Christmas Eves hiding under the covers fearing the arrival of Gumphinckel, who would club me to near to death and carry me off to boil me in a cauldron AND Knecht Ruprecht, who would demand I recite a prayer and beat me if I forgot the words.

24 Dec 2012 04:13 PM
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Prank Call of Cthulhu     
So now Krampus is too mainstream to be put on that list?

Awesome.

By the way, Krampus the Yule Lord is an astoundingly fun read.

24 Dec 2012 04:20 PM
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Coyote Doyenne     
I'm starting my own tradition this year...

I'll be riding with Santa this year, dressing in my best Christmas leathers, punishing all the naughty boys and girls in a stern, yet fair, manner.

And, you Farkers all know what category you fall into. Prepare for my coming.

/no children
//bad adults only

24 Dec 2012 04:47 PM
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gozar_the_destroyer     

Coyote Doyenne: I'm starting my own tradition this year...

I'll be riding with Santa this year, dressing in my best Christmas leathers, punishing all the naughty boys and girls in a stern, yet fair, manner.

And, you Farkers all know what category you fall into. Prepare for my coming.

/no children
//bad adults only


I thought this was a thread for nightmares.

24 Dec 2012 04:53 PM
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one of Ripley's Bad Guys     
no pooka?

24 Dec 2012 04:56 PM
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Coyote Doyenne     

gozar_the_destroyer: Coyote Doyenne: I'm starting my own tradition this year...

I'll be riding with Santa this year, dressing in my best Christmas leathers, punishing all the naughty boys and girls in a stern, yet fair, manner.

And, you Farkers all know what category you fall into. Prepare for my coming.

/no children
//bad adults only

I thought this was a thread for nightmares.


Awwww...

*pinches gozar_the_destroyer on the butt*

24 Dec 2012 04:58 PM
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Prank Call of Cthulhu     

gozar_the_destroyer: I thought this was a thread for nightmares.


You must never have checked out one of her "porn" clips.

/Barf

24 Dec 2012 04:59 PM
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gozar_the_destroyer     

Coyote Doyenne: gozar_the_destroyer: Coyote Doyenne: I'm starting my own tradition this year...

I'll be riding with Santa this year, dressing in my best Christmas leathers, punishing all the naughty boys and girls in a stern, yet fair, manner.

And, you Farkers all know what category you fall into. Prepare for my coming.

/no children
//bad adults only

I thought this was a thread for nightmares.

Awwww...

*pinches gozar_the_destroyer on the butt*


I wouldn't try and do that. Mrs. Destroyer is the jealous type.

24 Dec 2012 05:04 PM
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jamspoon    [TotalFark]  

24 Dec 2012 05:04 PM
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gozar_the_destroyer     

jamspoon: A new monster for 2012 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toe-8yk TUT8


Still on the shrooms I see.

24 Dec 2012 05:08 PM
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Deep Contact     
foolishgadgets.com

24 Dec 2012 05:17 PM
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machoprogrammer     
The Sandman, Northern Europe

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

As long as he doesn't bring the kendo stick, the kids shouldn't be too scared

24 Dec 2012 05:21 PM
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offmymeds     
www2.b3ta.com

24 Dec 2012 05:32 PM
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iron_city_ap     

offmymeds:


Thats my new Facebook profile pic for a couple days!

24 Dec 2012 05:44 PM
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Count_0     
i599.photobucket.com

24 Dec 2012 06:51 PM
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Cajnik     
Czechs and Slovaks believe baby jesus delivers the presents. That's scary

24 Dec 2012 07:11 PM
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Indubitably     
Boo.

24 Dec 2012 07:25 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
www.geekosystem.com

24 Dec 2012 07:36 PM
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Coyote Doyenne     

Prank Call of Cthulhu: gozar_the_destroyer: I thought this was a thread for nightmares.

You must never have checked out one of her "porn" clips.

/Barf


Funny. My clips always get your mother hot.

/such a sweet gal, she is

24 Dec 2012 09:34 PM
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Coyote Doyenne     

gozar_the_destroyer: Coyote Doyenne: gozar_the_destroyer: Coyote Doyenne: I'm starting my own tradition this year...

I'll be riding with Santa this year, dressing in my best Christmas leathers, punishing all the naughty boys and girls in a stern, yet fair, manner.

And, you Farkers all know what category you fall into. Prepare for my coming.

/no children
//bad adults only

I thought this was a thread for nightmares.

Awwww...

*pinches gozar_the_destroyer on the butt*

I wouldn't try and do that. Mrs. Destroyer is the jealous type.


Oops! Terribly sorry! I'd be delighted to give her a pinch, though. ;)

/you can watch
//and hold the camera

24 Dec 2012 09:35 PM
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Isildur     
ftfa: Usually it has red eyes, and sometimes a red glowing ear. It is also known as El Coco and El Cucuy. Some stories have the monster as a child who suffered terrible violence and returns from the dead to terrorise the living.

You sure it's not red glowing hair?

25 Dec 2012 08:57 AM
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