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   How do you identify 32,000 morons?

24 Dec 2012 03:35 PM   |   20954 clicks   |   USA Today
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verbaltoxin     
Oh come on, there can't be that many TF subscribers.

24 Dec 2012 10:55 AM
marius2    [TotalFark]  
I don't know, how many adults post in the WWE thread again?

24 Dec 2012 11:29 AM
cman    [TotalFark]  
Last week: deport those who speak out in favor of secession
This week: deport those who speak out in favor of gun control

Different sides (week one was from the left, week two from the right) and yet still the same bullshiat for someone invoking their right of free speech

24 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

verbaltoxin: Oh come on, there can't be that many TF subscribers.


In fairness, most of them are alts

24 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
dj_bigbird    [TotalFark]  
1/2 of the crowd at a Steelers game?

24 Dec 2012 11:43 AM
Trivia Jockey    [TotalFark]  

dj_bigbird: 1/2 of the crowd at a Steelers game?


Zing.

24 Dec 2012 11:47 AM
The My Little Pony Killer    [TotalFark]  
Check their voter registration for the 'R.'

24 Dec 2012 11:58 AM
Vodka Zombie     

cman: Last week: deport those who speak out in favor of secession
This week: deport those who speak out in favor of gun control

Different sides (week one was from the left, week two from the right) and yet still the same bullshiat for someone invoking their right of free speech


Is Morgan saying that he wants to leave? Is Morgan petitioning the government to allow him to leave?

Wow. I feel like the answer to those difficult questions is NO. It's almost like your tattered brain is lacking an adult's ability to think in even slightly abstract terms.

24 Dec 2012 12:01 PM
kxs401    [TotalFark]  

cman: Last week: deport those who speak out in favor of secession
This week: deport those who speak out in favor of gun control

Different sides (week one was from the left, week two from the right) and yet still the same bullshiat for someone invoking their right of free speech


Not really equivalent. Secession is treason.

24 Dec 2012 12:01 PM
cman    [TotalFark]  

kxs401: cman: Last week: deport those who speak out in favor of secession
This week: deport those who speak out in favor of gun control

Different sides (week one was from the left, week two from the right) and yet still the same bullshiat for someone invoking their right of free speech

Not really equivalent. Secession is treason.


Look up the definition of treason. It is the only criminal statute encoded into our constitution. Treason is defined as giving aid and comfort to the enemy. The American people are not the enemy of the United States. Speaking out in favor of leaving the United States is not treason.

Vodka Zombie: cman: Last week: deport those who speak out in favor of secession
This week: deport those who speak out in favor of gun control

Different sides (week one was from the left, week two from the right) and yet still the same bullshiat for someone invoking their right of free speech

Is Morgan saying that he wants to leave? Is Morgan petitioning the government to allow him to leave?

Wow. I feel like the answer to those difficult questions is NO. It's almost like your tattered brain is lacking an adult's ability to think in even slightly abstract terms.


The fact that people are demanding that others be deported for the exercise of free speech should be quite unnerving. Doesnt matter what the message is; asking others to be deported because of words is completely idiotic

24 Dec 2012 12:05 PM
kxs401    [TotalFark]  

cman: Look up the definition of treason. It is the only criminal statute encoded into our constitution. Treason is defined as giving aid and comfort to the enemy. The American people are not the enemy of the United States. Speaking out in favor of leaving the United States is not treason.


I don't need to look it up. Treason also includes making war against the United States, which no one can secede without doing.

24 Dec 2012 01:16 PM
cman    [TotalFark]  

kxs401: cman: Look up the definition of treason. It is the only criminal statute encoded into our constitution. Treason is defined as giving aid and comfort to the enemy. The American people are not the enemy of the United States. Speaking out in favor of leaving the United States is not treason.

I don't need to look it up. Treason also includes making war against the United States, which no one can secede without doing.


Reread my original statement. I was talking about people speaking, invoking their free speech rights. No one can be convicted of treason for words. After that reread my reply. Look at my context and please respond in kind. Thank you.

24 Dec 2012 01:29 PM
kxs401    [TotalFark]  

cman: kxs401: cman: Look up the definition of treason. It is the only criminal statute encoded into our constitution. Treason is defined as giving aid and comfort to the enemy. The American people are not the enemy of the United States. Speaking out in favor of leaving the United States is not treason.

I don't need to look it up. Treason also includes making war against the United States, which no one can secede without doing.

Reread my original statement. I was talking about people speaking, invoking their free speech rights. No one can be convicted of treason for words. After that reread my reply. Look at my context and please respond in kind. Thank you.


I was talking about the petitions being for two different things, ya doof. It was a false equivalency, which is a conservative's favorite kind of equivalency.

24 Dec 2012 01:32 PM
cman    [TotalFark]  

kxs401: cman: kxs401: cman: Look up the definition of treason. It is the only criminal statute encoded into our constitution. Treason is defined as giving aid and comfort to the enemy. The American people are not the enemy of the United States. Speaking out in favor of leaving the United States is not treason.

I don't need to look it up. Treason also includes making war against the United States, which no one can secede without doing.

Reread my original statement. I was talking about people speaking, invoking their free speech rights. No one can be convicted of treason for words. After that reread my reply. Look at my context and please respond in kind. Thank you.

I was talking about the petitions being for two different things, ya doof. It was a false equivalency, which is a conservative's favorite kind of equivalency.


It's not a false equivalency. Subject matter is moot. It is about people speaking. People speaking. People speaking. People speaking. It is not treasonous to say that you want to secede because you are using words.

24 Dec 2012 01:36 PM
violentsalvation    [TotalFark]  
I'm pretty sure Piers Morgan has many more regular viewers than that.

24 Dec 2012 01:54 PM
kxs401    [TotalFark]  

cman: It is not treasonous to say that you want to secede because you are using words.


Talking about committing treason and talking about modifying our gun laws are qualitatively different things.

24 Dec 2012 01:57 PM
cman    [TotalFark]  

kxs401: cman: It is not treasonous to say that you want to secede because you are using words.

Talking about committing treason and talking about modifying our gun laws are qualitatively different things.


Talking is the key word. Wanting to deport someone because they were talking is stupid.

24 Dec 2012 02:01 PM
kxs401    [TotalFark]  

cman: kxs401: cman: It is not treasonous to say that you want to secede because you are using words.

Talking about committing treason and talking about modifying our gun laws are qualitatively different things.

Talking is the key word. Wanting to deport someone because they were talking is stupid.


Yes. But not nearly as stupid as wanting to deport someone for talking about gun control.

24 Dec 2012 02:05 PM
cman    [TotalFark]  

kxs401: cman: kxs401: cman: It is not treasonous to say that you want to secede because you are using words.

Talking about committing treason and talking about modifying our gun laws are qualitatively different things.

Talking is the key word. Wanting to deport someone because they were talking is stupid.

Yes. But not nearly as stupid as wanting to deport someone for talking about gun control.


You ain't getting the last word in this discussion

24 Dec 2012 02:11 PM
Head_Shot     
I didn't think that there even were 32,000 Mormons.

/TMYK

24 Dec 2012 03:38 PM
yyrkoon     
Ignore the 1st amendment to uphold the 2nd. You are doing it wrong...

24 Dec 2012 03:38 PM
wildcardjack    [TotalFark]  
I'd approve deporting Piers Morgan with or without his comments about gun control.

24 Dec 2012 03:39 PM
Maturin     
They misspelled derport.

24 Dec 2012 03:39 PM
had98c     
Easy. Pick any 32,000 people.

24 Dec 2012 03:40 PM
Dr.Zom     
I prefer my redlit headline:

Gun nuts demand the derportation of Pier Morgan

24 Dec 2012 03:40 PM
MFAWG    [TotalFark]  

cman: Last week: deport those who speak out in favor of secession
This week: deport those who speak out in favor of gun control

Different sides (week one was from the left, week two from the right) and yet still the same bullshiat for someone invoking their right of free speech


One of those groups is not like the other. If they want to leave, they should just farking DO IT!

24 Dec 2012 03:40 PM
indarwinsshadow     
religiousfreaks.comView Full Size

Yeah, let's get him and make hi....what? Oh. It's in the U.S.

Oh well. Same picture, same idiots.

You ever notice there's an equal amount of nutbag zealots spread world wide? Not you of course. Someone else.

24 Dec 2012 03:41 PM
Wayne 985     
Can we deport Piers Morgan anyway? Not for the gun thing, just in general.

24 Dec 2012 03:41 PM
MoparPower     

cman: kxs401: cman: kxs401: cman: It is not treasonous to say that you want to secede because you are using words.

Talking about committing treason and talking about modifying our gun laws are qualitatively different things.

Talking is the key word. Wanting to deport someone because they were talking is stupid.

Yes. But not nearly as stupid as wanting to deport someone for talking about gun control.

You ain't getting the last word in this discussion


But wanting to deport Pier Morgan could be a crime against humanity, just ask someone in the UK.

24 Dec 2012 03:41 PM
tetsoushima     

Wayne 985: Can we deport Piers Morgan anyway? Not for the gun thing, just in general.


He is kind of a prat.

24 Dec 2012 03:43 PM
Active introvert     
Really? Are there that many people out there with so little to do? I think we have bigger things to worry about then a B List Brit that is mildly annoying. We still have Madonna out there for krips sakes.

24 Dec 2012 03:44 PM
Jim from Saint Paul     

marius2: I don't know, how many adults post in the WWE thread again?


+1

/there's roughly 30 of us I would guess

24 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
RedVentrue     

cman: Last week: deport those who speak out in favor of secession
This week: deport those who speak out in favor of gun control

Different sides (week one was from the left, week two from the right) and yet still the same bullshiat for someone invoking their right of free speech


Let's deport EVERYONE

24 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
gingerjet     

tetsoushima: He is kind of a prat.


Well - he is British.

24 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
furterfan     
Too bad.... there are at least 10 times that number in the UK who would sign a petition for you to keep the see-unt

24 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
eddievercetti     
@JeremyClarkson
Americans. It took us 40 years to get rid of Piers Morgan. Please don't send him back.

24 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
FunkOut    [TotalFark]  

cman: kxs401: cman: kxs401: cman: It is not treasonous to say that you want to secede because you are using words.

Talking about committing treason and talking about modifying our gun laws are qualitatively different things.

Talking is the key word. Wanting to deport someone because they were talking is stupid.

Yes. But not nearly as stupid as wanting to deport someone for talking about gun control.

You ain't getting the last word in this discussion


You really want to spend all day arguing with a law person on Christmas Eve so you can win an thread on Fark? Oh my.

24 Dec 2012 03:48 PM
AbsentFriends     
Visit the politics tab?

24 Dec 2012 03:49 PM
FunkOut    [TotalFark]  
I think you'd have to be a moron to give Piers Morgan any attention at all. He's not exactly some kind of serious journalist, doesn't he report on celebrity fashion or some other crap?

24 Dec 2012 03:49 PM
omeganuepsilon    [TotalFark]  

tetsoushima: Wayne 985: Can we deport Piers Morgan anyway? Not for the gun thing, just in general.

He is kind of a prat.


I agree. Where do I sign?

Can we send Nancy Grace and a Bill O'reilly too?

24 Dec 2012 03:50 PM
Civil_War2_Time     
The "Fark Liberal Brigade" has that many members?

Whoa.

24 Dec 2012 03:50 PM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Morons are self-identifying. Just take names.

24 Dec 2012 03:50 PM
clutchcargo2002     
Who is this guy? Seriously? Never heard of him. I saw the name and my first thought was, "Wasn't he the Remington Steel guy?".

24 Dec 2012 03:51 PM
mesmer242     

tetsoushima: Wayne 985: Can we deport Piers Morgan anyway? Not for the gun thing, just in general.

He is kind of a prat.


Kind of? They replaced him on America's Got Talent, and Howard Stern was the kinder, gentler judge. It boggles the mind.

24 Dec 2012 03:51 PM
you are a puppet     

clutchcargo2002: Who is this guy? Seriously? Never heard of him. I saw the name and my first thought was, "Wasn't he the Remington Steel guy?".


I'm pretty sure he's a bank.

24 Dec 2012 03:52 PM
mekki     
This is just silly. And some thing to kill time on the news cycle. Carry on.

24 Dec 2012 03:52 PM
SixPaperJoint     
In the spirit of negotiation and since it's the Xmas season, I'll make you 30,000+ people an offer:

www.nbc.comView Full Size

We deport him

IF

This guy goes too
www.eonline.comView Full Size


Deal?
I'll even start a WH petition if y'all game.

24 Dec 2012 03:53 PM
LDM90     
Your tv remote has a special button. On mine it's red. The number of people who get upset because SOMEONE said something on tv is baffling to me.

/who?
//don't even OWN a tv
///heh

24 Dec 2012 03:53 PM
ultraholland     
plus he's taken a job away from an American!

24 Dec 2012 03:55 PM
Old Man Winter    [TotalFark]  
Shouldn't;t we be holding him hostage in case the UK tries to send Madonna back?  "Oh yeah, well you have  to take this asshat back..."

24 Dec 2012 03:55 PM
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