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   Pulling your pellet gun on McDonald's employees because they're closed and won't honor your coupon for a free meal is no way to go through life, son (w/mugshot)

24 Dec 2012 04:23 PM   |   7199 clicks   |   WESH Orlando
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Cewley    [TotalFark]  
they're going to love that guy in the slammer! literally.

24 Dec 2012 02:14 PM
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Ed Finnerty     
Is he part Monchichi?

24 Dec 2012 02:24 PM
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KarmicDisaster    [TotalFark]  
Free meal? For life? Was it one of Romney's kids?

24 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
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joonyer     
We need to outlaw the fark out of those pellet guns, pronto.

24 Dec 2012 04:24 PM
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DrunkenInsomniac     
I beg to differ

24 Dec 2012 04:25 PM
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MagSeven     
He looks a little like rap phenomenon Krispy Kreme.

24 Dec 2012 04:26 PM
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groppet     
In prison his unhappy meal will have a cockmeat sandwich

24 Dec 2012 04:29 PM
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fanbladesaresharp     
He was arrested at the Pizza Hut next door and charged with aggravated assault. I don't think they honor competitor's coupons, son.

24 Dec 2012 04:32 PM
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Plant Rights Activist     
judging by the pic and his actions, that is no man.

24 Dec 2012 04:32 PM
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cig-mkr     
Clicks link
Wrong !
Color me surprised

24 Dec 2012 04:33 PM
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Solid State Vittles    [TotalFark]  
You deserve a rape today.

24 Dec 2012 04:36 PM
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Crotchrocket Slim     
There is a Saint Cloud, MN that is filled with idiots/tweakers/hicks living at this level of retarded. Only reason I mention this is I assumed the Saint Cloud in this article was the one in my own state until I actually looked at the FL tag and read TFA closer.

Bear in mind Michelle Bachmann comes from the district where Saint Cloud, MN is located.

24 Dec 2012 04:37 PM
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Crotchrocket Slim     

Plant Rights Activist: judging by the pic and his actions, that is no man.


Or at least he'll be someone's girlfriend in prison

24 Dec 2012 04:38 PM
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sloshed_again     
Brings a gun to a foodfight.

21 yrs. and didn't learn a damm thing.

24 Dec 2012 04:38 PM
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skinink     
The moral of the story is: go to Burger King so you'll have it your way.

24 Dec 2012 04:40 PM
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topcon     
I went to highschool with a guy who tried to rob a movie theater with a BB gun back in the 90's. He's been arrested about a dozen times since from what I found on the internet. Amazingly he was the epitome of a nice kid in school, and we were both in a lot of the same honors classes, and he was a year younger than me even.

24 Dec 2012 04:42 PM
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497.5 Feet of Rope     
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

24 Dec 2012 04:42 PM
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Nem Wan     
When taking a fast-food restaurant by force, don't use the drive-thru and make a reasonable demand.
steelydave.typepad.com

24 Dec 2012 04:42 PM
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Amos Quito     

joonyer: We need to outlaw the fark out of those pellet guns, pronto.


Armed guards at all drive-throughs.

24 Dec 2012 04:44 PM
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ultraholland     
why is it so easy for clearly unstable people in America to get their hands on McDonald's coupons?

24 Dec 2012 04:47 PM
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stuffy     
Mommeeeeeeeeeeeee

24 Dec 2012 04:48 PM
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jtown     

ultraholland: why is it so easy for clearly unstable people in America to get their hands on McDonald's coupons?


Because they biatch and moan to corporate about petty crap and corporate sends them coupons for free food. At least that's how I got my last batch.

24 Dec 2012 05:03 PM
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LarryDan43     
Too bad their wasn't someone armed at the business to defend themselves and kill that ahole.

24 Dec 2012 05:25 PM
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Mister Peejay     
Good thing he didn't ask for a breakfast meal.

24 Dec 2012 05:41 PM
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kombat_unit     

Amos Quito: joonyer: We need to outlaw the fark out of those pellet guns, pronto.

Armed guards at all drive-throughs.


Armed guards on all assholes. Of course, we'd have bring the rest of Mexico up here to fill out the guard ranks.

24 Dec 2012 06:15 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

Plant Rights Activist: judging by the pic and his actions, that is no man.


He needs a good beating. Really, what a whiny little prick.

24 Dec 2012 06:20 PM
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Indubitably     
Defective detected.

24 Dec 2012 07:21 PM
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Matthew Keene     
He looks real purty.

24 Dec 2012 07:53 PM
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Indubitably     

Matthew Keene: He looks real purty.


Whom?

The perp?

24 Dec 2012 07:54 PM
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Indubitably     

Indubitably: Matthew Keene: He looks real purty.

Whom?

The perp?


For the record: The World has an uneducated understanding of what is beautiful currently.

24 Dec 2012 07:56 PM
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Indubitably     

Indubitably: Indubitably: Matthew Keene: He looks real purty.

Whom?

The perp?

For the record: The World has an uneducated understanding of what is beautiful currently.


Merry Christmas.

Peace for  all

24 Dec 2012 07:57 PM
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Suckmaster Burstingfoam     

Nem Wan: When taking a fast-food restaurant by force, don't use the drive-thru and make a reasonable demand.


Came for the Falling Down reference, am not disappoint.

25 Dec 2012 12:32 AM
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Oznog     
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Hey, I know just how he feels. A chicken gave me a bad coupon once!

25 Dec 2012 12:46 AM
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Brainsick     
I'm the first one?
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/Not a direct match but, c'mon...

25 Dec 2012 02:09 AM
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Mister Peejay     

Oznog: [comicsmedia.ign.com image 350x263]

Hey, I know just how he feels. A chicken gave me a bad coupon once!


That takes me back to the time I was watching Family Guy.

25 Dec 2012 09:26 AM
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