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   Police on lookout for guy dressed as Santa, who broke into mall office and stole a large sum of cash from safe. No word if he was accompanied by foul mouthed dwarf and Asian woman

24 Dec 2012 04:46 PM   |   1299 clicks   |   Sydney Morning Herald
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thisiszombocom     
i dont get it.

24 Dec 2012 04:48 PM
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epyonyx     
Farking Santa, farking Santa, farking Santa...

24 Dec 2012 04:50 PM
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russlar     
A foul-mouthed, poorly-tattoed asian dwarf?

24 Dec 2012 04:58 PM
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titwrench     

thisiszombocom: i dont get it.


Good thing because if you did you wouldn't walk right for a month.

24 Dec 2012 04:58 PM
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robohobo     

thisiszombocom: i dont get it.


Bad Santa. Billy Bob Thonrton movie. Hasn't aged very well at all.

24 Dec 2012 04:59 PM
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Plant Rights Activist     

thisiszombocom: i dont get it.


thefilmstage.com

24 Dec 2012 05:02 PM
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laars     
One of my favorite movies regardless of the season.

24 Dec 2012 05:03 PM
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2xhelix    [TotalFark]  
i.imgur.com

24 Dec 2012 05:04 PM
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steverockson     

thisiszombocom: i dont get it.


Bad Santa reference.

epyonyx: Farking Santa, farking Santa, farking Santa...


I thought she was saying, "fark me santa, fark me Santa, fark me Santa"

24 Dec 2012 05:04 PM
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Seacop     
And I went to my father. And you know what he did? He kicked my ass. And do you know why?

Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?

film.onet.pl

24 Dec 2012 05:04 PM
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Hells_Nachos     
That reminds me, I need to watch this tonight.

24 Dec 2012 05:05 PM
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Seacop     

titwrench: thisiszombocom: i dont get it.

Good thing because if you did you wouldn't walk right for a month.


Uh, I believe what he uh, said was, uh, you ain't going to, uh, shiat right, uh, for a month.

1.bp.blogspot.com

24 Dec 2012 05:06 PM
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steverockson     
I see on IMDB that there will be a sequel coming out in 2013 with Billy Bob returning. I don't know how to feel about this.

24 Dec 2012 05:07 PM
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dervish16108     
Maybe he took it just to give to an old lady philanthropist, like in Fitzwilly?

24 Dec 2012 05:09 PM
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2xhelix    [TotalFark]  

steverockson: I thought she was saying, "fark me santa, fark me Santa, fark me Santa"


You are correct sir (NSFW)

24 Dec 2012 05:14 PM
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Oldiron_79     
steverockson: I see on IMDB that there will be a sequel coming out in 2013 with Billy Bob returning. I don't know how to feel about this.

But will John Ritter and Bernie Mac be back for it?

24 Dec 2012 05:15 PM
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Infernalist    [TotalFark]  

Oldiron_79: steverockson: I see on IMDB that there will be a sequel coming out in 2013 with Billy Bob returning. I don't know how to feel about this.

But will John Ritter and Bernie Mac be back for it?


too soon

24 Dec 2012 05:18 PM
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titwrench     

Seacop: titwrench: thisiszombocom: i dont get it.

Good thing because if you did you wouldn't walk right for a month.

Uh, I believe what he uh, said was, uh, you ain't going to, uh, shiat right, uh, for a month.


Oops, I guess I shiat the bed on that one.

24 Dec 2012 05:18 PM
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HighZoolander     
Best. Holiday Movie. Ever.

24 Dec 2012 05:27 PM
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black_knight     

Oldiron_79: But will John Ritter and Bernie Mac be back for it?


24 Dec 2012 05:31 PM
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black_knight     
hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com

24 Dec 2012 05:33 PM
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Zarquon's Flat Tire     

HighZoolander: Best. Holiday Movie. Ever.


Not true. But your comment did remind me to secure a copy of Die Hard, so I do appreciate your flase statement.

24 Dec 2012 05:33 PM
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Theory Of Null     
one of the funniest parts of the movie

Who hasn't pissed in a sink?

24 Dec 2012 05:37 PM
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GreyWolf007     
Police are appealing for help with their inquiries and have released an image of the man.
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"He was pushing a shopping trolley and using a walking stick. In the trolley was a red sack," policesaid.

Good luck with that.

24 Dec 2012 05:55 PM
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Ronin_S     

steverockson: I see on IMDB that there will be a sequel coming out in 2013 with Billy Bob returning. I don't know how to feel about this.


As long as Tony Cox is back, I won't complain.

24 Dec 2012 05:57 PM
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steverockson     

Ronin_S: steverockson: I see on IMDB that there will be a sequel coming out in 2013 with Billy Bob returning. I don't know how to feel about this.

As long as Tony Cox is back, I won't complain.


Yep, and Thurman Merman

24 Dec 2012 06:09 PM
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skinink     

Kid: Your beard's not real.


Willie: No shiat!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.


Kid: How come?


Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.


Kid: Mrs. Santa?


Willie: No it was her sister.


24 Dec 2012 06:23 PM
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bigvicproton     
apache junction?

24 Dec 2012 06:44 PM
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Indubitably     
Merry Stealmas.

24 Dec 2012 07:19 PM
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calbert    [TotalFark]  
lh5.ggpht.com

/obscure?

24 Dec 2012 07:20 PM
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HighZoolander     

calbert: [lh5.ggpht.com image 341x512]

/obscure?


thefilmstage.com

24 Dec 2012 07:24 PM
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Fano     

robohobo: thisiszombocom: i dont get it.

Bad Santa. Billy Bob Thonrton movie. Hasn't aged very well at all.


it appears to be more relevant than ever

24 Dec 2012 08:35 PM
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Karl Childers     
" Is grannie spry ?"

24 Dec 2012 08:53 PM
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SquiggsIN     
Lauren Graham is gorgeous. That is all.

24 Dec 2012 10:02 PM
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Indubitably     

SquiggsIN: Lauren Graham is gorgeous. That is all.


While misspelling her name you forgot to mention your assertion that she is gorgeous is subject to discussion, certainly.

P.S. I ewouldn't fark her with your ten foot pole, man...

24 Dec 2012 10:12 PM
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Fano     

GreyWolf007: Police are appealing for help with their inquiries and have released an image of the man.
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"He was pushing a shopping trolley and using a walking stick. In the trolley was a red sack," policesaid.

Good luck with that.


And in the sack there was a cat... cats sacks sticks and wives, how many were going to st. Ives?

24 Dec 2012 11:26 PM
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Fano     

Indubitably: SquiggsIN: Lauren Graham is gorgeous. That is all.

While misspelling her name you forgot to mention your assertion that she is gorgeous is subject to discussion, certainly.

P.S. I ewouldn't fark her with your ten foot pole, man...


How about a wooden pickle?

24 Dec 2012 11:33 PM
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nickerj1     
That dwarf actor was also an elf in the Hebrew Hammer. Also a good xmas flick.

25 Dec 2012 01:37 AM
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Indubitably     

Fano: Indubitably: SquiggsIN: Lauren Graham is gorgeous. That is all.

While misspelling her name you forgot to mention your assertion that she is gorgeous is subject to discussion, certainly.

P.S. I ewouldn't fark her with your ten foot pole, man...

How about a wooden pickle?


A non-fark from me is non-negotiable.

26 Dec 2012 06:52 PM
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