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   Police on lookout for guy dressed as Santa, who broke into mall office and stole a large sum of cash from safe. No word if he was accompanied by foul mouthed dwarf and Asian woman

24 Dec 2012 04:46 PM   |   1305 clicks   |   Sydney Morning Herald
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thisiszombocom     
i dont get it.

24 Dec 2012 04:48 PM
epyonyx     
Farking Santa, farking Santa, farking Santa...

24 Dec 2012 04:50 PM
russlar     
A foul-mouthed, poorly-tattoed asian dwarf?

24 Dec 2012 04:58 PM
titwrench     

thisiszombocom: i dont get it.


Good thing because if you did you wouldn't walk right for a month.

24 Dec 2012 04:58 PM
robohobo     

thisiszombocom: i dont get it.


Bad Santa. Billy Bob Thonrton movie. Hasn't aged very well at all.

24 Dec 2012 04:59 PM
Plant Rights Activist     

thisiszombocom: i dont get it.


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24 Dec 2012 05:02 PM
laars     
One of my favorite movies regardless of the season.

24 Dec 2012 05:03 PM
2xhelix    [TotalFark]  
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24 Dec 2012 05:04 PM
steverockson     

thisiszombocom: i dont get it.


Bad Santa reference.

epyonyx: Farking Santa, farking Santa, farking Santa...


I thought she was saying, "fark me santa, fark me Santa, fark me Santa"

24 Dec 2012 05:04 PM
Seacop     
And I went to my father. And you know what he did? He kicked my ass. And do you know why?

Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?

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24 Dec 2012 05:04 PM
Hells_Nachos     
That reminds me, I need to watch this tonight.

24 Dec 2012 05:05 PM
Seacop     

titwrench: thisiszombocom: i dont get it.

Good thing because if you did you wouldn't walk right for a month.


Uh, I believe what he uh, said was, uh, you ain't going to, uh, shiat right, uh, for a month.

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24 Dec 2012 05:06 PM
steverockson     
I see on IMDB that there will be a sequel coming out in 2013 with Billy Bob returning. I don't know how to feel about this.

24 Dec 2012 05:07 PM
dervish16108     
Maybe he took it just to give to an old lady philanthropist, like in Fitzwilly?

24 Dec 2012 05:09 PM
2xhelix    [TotalFark]  

steverockson: I thought she was saying, "fark me santa, fark me Santa, fark me Santa"


You are correct sir (NSFW)

24 Dec 2012 05:14 PM
Oldiron_79     
steverockson: I see on IMDB that there will be a sequel coming out in 2013 with Billy Bob returning. I don't know how to feel about this.

But will John Ritter and Bernie Mac be back for it?

24 Dec 2012 05:15 PM
Infernalist     

Oldiron_79: steverockson: I see on IMDB that there will be a sequel coming out in 2013 with Billy Bob returning. I don't know how to feel about this.

But will John Ritter and Bernie Mac be back for it?


too soon

24 Dec 2012 05:18 PM
titwrench     

Seacop: titwrench: thisiszombocom: i dont get it.

Good thing because if you did you wouldn't walk right for a month.

Uh, I believe what he uh, said was, uh, you ain't going to, uh, shiat right, uh, for a month.


Oops, I guess I shiat the bed on that one.

24 Dec 2012 05:18 PM
HighZoolander     
Best. Holiday Movie. Ever.

24 Dec 2012 05:27 PM
black_knight     

Oldiron_79: But will John Ritter and Bernie Mac be back for it?


24 Dec 2012 05:31 PM
black_knight     
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24 Dec 2012 05:33 PM
Zarquon's Flat Tire     

HighZoolander: Best. Holiday Movie. Ever.


Not true. But your comment did remind me to secure a copy of Die Hard, so I do appreciate your flase statement.

24 Dec 2012 05:33 PM
Theory Of Null     
one of the funniest parts of the movie

Who hasn't pissed in a sink?

24 Dec 2012 05:37 PM
GreyWolf007     
Police are appealing for help with their inquiries and have released an image of the man.
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"He was pushing a shopping trolley and using a walking stick. In the trolley was a red sack," policesaid.

Good luck with that.

24 Dec 2012 05:55 PM
Ronin_S     

steverockson: I see on IMDB that there will be a sequel coming out in 2013 with Billy Bob returning. I don't know how to feel about this.


As long as Tony Cox is back, I won't complain.

24 Dec 2012 05:57 PM
steverockson     

Ronin_S: steverockson: I see on IMDB that there will be a sequel coming out in 2013 with Billy Bob returning. I don't know how to feel about this.

As long as Tony Cox is back, I won't complain.


Yep, and Thurman Merman

24 Dec 2012 06:09 PM
skinink     

Kid: Your beard's not real.


Willie: No shiat!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.


Kid: How come?


Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.


Kid: Mrs. Santa?


Willie: No it was her sister.


24 Dec 2012 06:23 PM
bigvicproton     
apache junction?

24 Dec 2012 06:44 PM
Indubitably     
Merry Stealmas.

24 Dec 2012 07:19 PM
calbert    [TotalFark]  
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/obscure?

24 Dec 2012 07:20 PM
HighZoolander     

calbert: [lh5.ggpht.com image 341x512]

/obscure?


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24 Dec 2012 07:24 PM
Fano    [TotalFark]  

robohobo: thisiszombocom: i dont get it.

Bad Santa. Billy Bob Thonrton movie. Hasn't aged very well at all.


it appears to be more relevant than ever

24 Dec 2012 08:35 PM
Karl Childers     
" Is grannie spry ?"

24 Dec 2012 08:53 PM
SquiggsIN     
Lauren Graham is gorgeous. That is all.

24 Dec 2012 10:02 PM
Indubitably     

SquiggsIN: Lauren Graham is gorgeous. That is all.


While misspelling her name you forgot to mention your assertion that she is gorgeous is subject to discussion, certainly.

P.S. I ewouldn't fark her with your ten foot pole, man...

24 Dec 2012 10:12 PM
Fano    [TotalFark]  

GreyWolf007: Police are appealing for help with their inquiries and have released an image of the man.
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"He was pushing a shopping trolley and using a walking stick. In the trolley was a red sack," policesaid.

Good luck with that.


And in the sack there was a cat... cats sacks sticks and wives, how many were going to st. Ives?

24 Dec 2012 11:26 PM
Fano    [TotalFark]  

Indubitably: SquiggsIN: Lauren Graham is gorgeous. That is all.

While misspelling her name you forgot to mention your assertion that she is gorgeous is subject to discussion, certainly.

P.S. I ewouldn't fark her with your ten foot pole, man...


How about a wooden pickle?

24 Dec 2012 11:33 PM
nickerj1     
That dwarf actor was also an elf in the Hebrew Hammer. Also a good xmas flick.

25 Dec 2012 01:37 AM
Indubitably     

Fano: Indubitably: SquiggsIN: Lauren Graham is gorgeous. That is all.

While misspelling her name you forgot to mention your assertion that she is gorgeous is subject to discussion, certainly.

P.S. I ewouldn't fark her with your ten foot pole, man...

How about a wooden pickle?


A non-fark from me is non-negotiable.

26 Dec 2012 06:52 PM
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