| Toronto cops on the lookout for "the purple pervert" |
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| phlegmmo Another sad example of the grape culture so prevalent in our male-dominated society. |
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| BSABSVR
How do they know what I named the head of my penis?!? |
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RodneyToady |
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Sgt Otter ![]() Purple Pervert? |
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| ultraholland
phlegmmo: Another sad example of the grape culture so prevalent in our male-dominated society. and as contentious as we are I doubt we'll reach any meaningful concord on the matter |
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| Evenbiggerknickers probably just some joker. |
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| fusillade762 ♫He was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple pervert eater♫ |
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| Apos
Prince has taken his stage act one step further?! |
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Dead for Tax Reasons
![]() Do you want to see my purple heart? |
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DanZero ![]() TEAM ONE HOT CALL PURPLE PERVERT ON THE LOOSE |
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| Indubitably
To purple negatively. |
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Real Women Drink Akvavit ![]() NYAR! |
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| orclover
Doesnt sound nearly as dangerous as the "One-eyed beaver eating albino anaconda". |
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| Gyrfalcon
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| 2wolves Didn't Dr Horrible have the Purple Pimp? |
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| Indubitably
To shrink |
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WordsnCollision
![]() /wanted for questioning |
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| Enemabag Jones
"A man wearing a skin-tight purple suit with his face concealed approached five young children near Spadina Ave. and Bloor St. W. around 12:20 p.m.," The man is thought to be in his mid-50s and has a thin build. Is this one of those things where police are leaving things blanked out to trip up a suspect? Maybe he made reference to Jim Croce and disco songs? /Getting dressed up in various shades of a green man suit and screwing with people's heads sounds fun. |
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| Porous Horace
This is what they do for fun in Toronto. |
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| EkimProx
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Twilight Farkle ![]() Well, this is awkward. |
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MBooda
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| Indubitably
The Greeks understood how a penis lies... |
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| BronyMedic
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| Indubitably
BronyMedic: Twilight Farkle: [dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com image 480x410] Well, this is awkward. [fc00.deviantart.net image 368x388] He'll fark you in the morning...? |
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| BronyMedic
Indubitably: BronyMedic: Twilight Farkle: [dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com image 480x410] Well, this is awkward. [fc00.deviantart.net image 368x388] He'll fark you in the morning...? |
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| RealAmericanHero So... some weirdo swore at some kids while wearing a silly outfit so he is a pedophile? I'm not saying it isn't weird and all but it's a pretty big leap from "acting like a jackass" to "raping children" I wouldn't be surprised these days if the most common response to the Rorschach ink blots is "sex offender". |
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| Bit'O'Gristle
Ya, I'm not buying this. This is obviously a attention grab by the kids. No pedo would wear a day glow suit to stand out like that. They want to look like everyone else to blend in. This is an obvious troll by the kids for the lulz. |
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| rikkards
Sure it wasn't the Green Bastard (from parts unknown)? |
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| Pribar EkimProx: The Grapist thanks, now there is egg nog on the keyboard and monitor, the old lady thinks I had a seizure and the poor dog is in hiding after I fell on him as I was trying to clear my airway.... /next year I won't make my egg nog with everclear. |
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ordinarysteve
![]() Maybe these guys have stooped to making lewd comments to kids for attention, on account of the lock-out |
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| Glitchwerks
DanZero: [blastzoneonline.files.wordpress.com image 850x680] TEAM ONE HOT CALL PURPLE PERVERT ON THE LOOSE You know, every time I watch that show, it's an incident where the team clearly has a shot at the suspect, can take him out and save the day, and all they do is stand around talking. |
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| ordinarysteve
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| Pribar Bit'O'Gristle: Ya, I'm not buying this. This is obviously a attention grab by the kids. No pedo would wear a day glow suit to stand out like that. They want to look like everyone else to blend in. This is an obvious troll by the kids for the lulz. Maybe The Gimp got a festive new latex holiday suit and is out showing it off? |
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| mraudacia
ill vote for a ban on guns if we also ban spandex. |
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| Dogsbody
Eight-year-olds, Dude. |
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| Pennsylvania Dutch Oven
Wanted for Questioning: ![]() /Katt Williams is really losing it these days |
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| Indubitably
Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160] /Katt Williams is really losing it these days Not arrested for Targeted assault how? |
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| BronyMedic
Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160] /Katt Williams is really losing it these days Uh, Sir? Who is Katt Williams. That is a pimp named Slickback, Sir. |
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| rattchett
Aka ... Grimace |
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| fusillade762 Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160] /Katt Williams is really losing it these days Yeah. It's too bad about that. He was really good in The Greatest American Hero. |
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| Phil Moskowitz
Phew.. I'm known as the Turquoise Toucher. |
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| thorthor
You cant prove I was anywhere near Toronto, and my suit is magenta I'll have you know. |
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ArcadianRefugee
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| Wayne 985
BronyMedic: Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160] /Katt Williams is really losing it these days Uh, Sir? Who is Katt Williams. That is a pimp named Slickback, Sir. Slickback? |
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| Ronin_S
Wayne 985: BronyMedic: Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160] /Katt Williams is really losing it these days Uh, Sir? Who is Katt Williams. That is a pimp named Slickback, Sir. Slickback? No it's A Pimp Named Slickback. Like A Tribe Called Quest, you have to use the entire phrase. |
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| LesserEvil We are certain it wasn't green? ![]() This really sounds like the plot from an episode.... maybe Frank picked up a purple suit to pair up with Charlie? He seems to have a way with kids. |
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Romanes Eunt Domus
![]() Well, he has gotten a little weird ever since he lost his job. |
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