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   Toronto cops on the lookout for "the purple pervert"

24 Dec 2012 08:52 PM   |   4289 clicks   |   Sun News Network
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phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  
Another sad example of the grape culture so prevalent in our male-dominated society.

24 Dec 2012 04:00 PM
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BSABSVR    [TotalFark]  
How do they know what I named the head of my penis?!?

24 Dec 2012 04:16 PM
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RodneyToady    [TotalFark]  
i650.photobucket.com

24 Dec 2012 04:33 PM
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Sgt Otter    [TotalFark]  
upload.wikimedia.org

Purple Pervert?

24 Dec 2012 07:27 PM
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ultraholland     
phlegmmo: Another sad example of the grape culture so prevalent in our male-dominated society.

and as contentious as we are I doubt we'll reach any meaningful concord on the matter

24 Dec 2012 07:35 PM
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Evenbiggerknickers     
probably just some joker.

24 Dec 2012 07:36 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
♫He was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple pervert eater♫

24 Dec 2012 07:39 PM
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Apos     
Prince has taken his stage act one step further?!

24 Dec 2012 07:40 PM
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
pwwwblog.ibeatyou.com

Do you want to see my purple heart?

24 Dec 2012 07:42 PM
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DanZero    [TotalFark]  
blastzoneonline.files.wordpress.com
TEAM ONE HOT CALL PURPLE PERVERT ON THE LOOSE

24 Dec 2012 08:01 PM
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Indubitably     
To purple negatively.

24 Dec 2012 08:54 PM
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Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  
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NYAR!

24 Dec 2012 08:56 PM
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orclover     
Doesnt sound nearly as dangerous as the "One-eyed beaver eating albino anaconda".

24 Dec 2012 08:56 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

RodneyToady: [i650.photobucket.com image 291x480]


My first thought.

24 Dec 2012 08:58 PM
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2wolves    [TotalFark]  
Didn't Dr Horrible have the Purple Pimp?

24 Dec 2012 09:01 PM
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Indubitably     
To shrink

24 Dec 2012 09:02 PM
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WordsnCollision     
www.udreamycostumes.com

/wanted for questioning

24 Dec 2012 09:04 PM
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Enemabag Jones     
"A man wearing a skin-tight purple suit with his face concealed approached five young children near Spadina Ave. and Bloor St. W. around 12:20 p.m.,"

The man is thought to be in his mid-50s and has a thin build.


Is this one of those things where police are leaving things blanked out to trip up a suspect?

Maybe he made reference to Jim Croce and disco songs?

/Getting dressed up in various shades of a green man suit and screwing with people's heads sounds fun.

24 Dec 2012 09:10 PM
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Porous Horace     
This is what they do for fun in Toronto.

24 Dec 2012 09:11 PM
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EkimProx     

24 Dec 2012 09:13 PM
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Twilight Farkle    [TotalFark]  
dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com

Well, this is awkward.

24 Dec 2012 09:13 PM
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MBooda     
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24 Dec 2012 09:16 PM
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Indubitably     
The Greeks understood how a penis lies...

24 Dec 2012 09:16 PM
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BronyMedic     

Twilight Farkle: [dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com image 480x410]

Well, this is awkward.


fc00.deviantart.net

24 Dec 2012 09:17 PM
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Indubitably     

BronyMedic: Twilight Farkle: [dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com image 480x410]

Well, this is awkward.

[fc00.deviantart.net image 368x388]


He'll fark you in the morning...?

24 Dec 2012 09:18 PM
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BronyMedic     

Indubitably: BronyMedic: Twilight Farkle: [dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com image 480x410]

Well, this is awkward.

[fc00.deviantart.net image 368x388]

He'll fark you in the morning...?


i0.kym-cdn.com

24 Dec 2012 09:21 PM
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RealAmericanHero     
So... some weirdo swore at some kids while wearing a silly outfit so he is a pedophile? I'm not saying it isn't weird and all but it's a pretty big leap from "acting like a jackass" to "raping children"

I wouldn't be surprised these days if the most common response to the Rorschach ink blots is "sex offender".

24 Dec 2012 09:31 PM
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Bit'O'Gristle     
Ya, I'm not buying this. This is obviously a attention grab by the kids. No pedo would wear a day glow suit to stand out like that. They want to look like everyone else to blend in. This is an obvious troll by the kids for the lulz.

24 Dec 2012 09:31 PM
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rikkards     
Sure it wasn't the Green Bastard (from parts unknown)?

24 Dec 2012 09:31 PM
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Pribar    [TotalFark]  

EkimProx: The Grapist


thanks, now there is egg nog on the keyboard and monitor, the old lady thinks I had a seizure and the poor dog is in hiding after I fell on him as I was trying to clear my airway....

/next year I won't make my egg nog with everclear.

24 Dec 2012 09:32 PM
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ordinarysteve     
postmediaprovince.files.wordpress.com
Maybe these guys have stooped to making lewd comments to kids for attention, on account of the lock-out

24 Dec 2012 09:32 PM
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Glitchwerks     

DanZero: [blastzoneonline.files.wordpress.com image 850x680]
TEAM ONE HOT CALL PURPLE PERVERT ON THE LOOSE


You know, every time I watch that show, it's an incident where the team clearly has a shot at the suspect, can take him out and save the day, and all they do is stand around talking.

24 Dec 2012 09:33 PM
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ordinarysteve     

rikkards: Sure it wasn't the Green Bastard (from parts unknown)?


25.media.tumblr.com

24 Dec 2012 09:40 PM
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Pribar    [TotalFark]  

Bit'O'Gristle: Ya, I'm not buying this. This is obviously a attention grab by the kids. No pedo would wear a day glow suit to stand out like that. They want to look like everyone else to blend in. This is an obvious troll by the kids for the lulz.


Maybe The Gimp got a festive new latex holiday suit and is out showing it off?

24 Dec 2012 09:41 PM
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mraudacia     
ill vote for a ban on guns if we also ban spandex.

24 Dec 2012 09:42 PM
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Dogsbody     
Eight-year-olds, Dude.

24 Dec 2012 09:52 PM
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Pennsylvania Dutch Oven     
Wanted for Questioning:

profile.ak.fbcdn.net

/Katt Williams is really losing it these days

24 Dec 2012 09:54 PM
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Indubitably     

Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160]

/Katt Williams is really losing it these days


Not arrested for Targeted assault how?

24 Dec 2012 10:08 PM
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BronyMedic     

Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160]

/Katt Williams is really losing it these days


Uh, Sir? Who is Katt Williams. That is a pimp named Slickback, Sir.

24 Dec 2012 10:11 PM
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rattchett     
Aka ... Grimace

24 Dec 2012 10:12 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160]

/Katt Williams is really losing it these days


Yeah. It's too bad about that. He was really good in The Greatest American Hero.

24 Dec 2012 10:19 PM
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Phil Moskowitz     
Phew.. I'm known as the Turquoise Toucher.

24 Dec 2012 10:28 PM
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thorthor     
You cant prove I was anywhere near Toronto, and my suit is magenta I'll have you know.

24 Dec 2012 10:40 PM
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ArcadianRefugee     
i.imgur.com

24 Dec 2012 10:52 PM
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Wayne 985     

BronyMedic: Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160]

/Katt Williams is really losing it these days

Uh, Sir? Who is Katt Williams. That is a pimp named Slickback, Sir.


Slickback?

24 Dec 2012 11:30 PM
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Ronin_S     

Wayne 985: BronyMedic: Pennsylvania Dutch Oven: Wanted for Questioning:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 160x160]

/Katt Williams is really losing it these days

Uh, Sir? Who is Katt Williams. That is a pimp named Slickback, Sir.

Slickback?


No it's A Pimp Named Slickback. Like A Tribe Called Quest, you have to use the entire phrase.

24 Dec 2012 11:55 PM
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felching pen     

BSABSVR: How do they know what I named the head of my penis?!?


Beats me.

25 Dec 2012 12:00 AM
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LesserEvil    [TotalFark]  
We are certain it wasn't green?

unrealitymag.com

This really sounds like the plot from an episode.... maybe Frank picked up a purple suit to pair up with Charlie? He seems to have a way with kids.

3.bp.blogspot.com

25 Dec 2012 12:10 AM
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alltim     
4.bp.blogspot.com

25 Dec 2012 12:19 AM
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Romanes Eunt Domus     
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Well, he has gotten a little weird ever since he lost his job.

25 Dec 2012 12:30 AM
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